Now that's a headline.

The article title was about the only thing worth reading on this one.

The little bastard has to learn that shiat somewhere.

hero?
who? what? when? where?

Proving my lameness. I have the Po teletubby that was recalled because it chants faggot over and over. Ah the good times we have had

Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I am the Devil! Do you understand?!

Man, this is old news to me. I remember there was some stupid electronic animal game from recent years where you can press "fish" and "duck" repeatedly to make the voice say "fu<k". That was cool!

Father: The f@#king thing swore at my motherf@#king son.
Toy Co.: I'm sorry sir, our toys do not swear.
Father: Bullshiat!!! Are you calling me a f@#king liar? You f@#king bastard. Get your goddamn supervisor on the phone. My son doesn't need to be hearing this shiat.
Supervisor: I'm sorry sir...
Father: Well where else would he hear this motherf@#king language?

What is with myCFnow stories? 5 sentences, no details. The lack of info in these stories leads me to believe that they are fabricated.

why are people required to register to vote and must pass a test to drive... but any a$$wipe can have a child.

What is it with this Kristyn? 3 sentences, no boobies. Leads me to believe she is fabricated.

:)

The story may be a bit lame, but the headline more than makes up for it.

Okok: Still helping your boss with his BIG project? Hehehehe

you have to show your boobies first phxtony.

Damn, I was hoping the toy was one of those 'Tickle Me Elmo Surprise' toys...that'd have been cool

Kristyn: Sorry, no man boobies here. :)

I remember reading about a children's computer reading game a few years back, when you did something to it (I can't remember exactly what) it would blurt out every obscenity known to man.

Seems that it had a file containing all the bad words in it so that kids wouldn't be able to type those words into the program and listen to the computer read them. A bug in the program caused it to read off the entire file, in alphabetical order. It was eventually recalled and fixed.

I remember my speak n' spell wouldn't say F.U.C.K., but it would say crap, and tits. ahhh... the mis-spent hours of my youth.

Phxtony,

How indelicate!!!

P.S.: I wore him out...he's on vacation for a week! ;)

fb- is the father?

Okok my turn?

My nephew has a v-tech toy that, when turned on, is supposed to say "Time to go to school, choose a button." But I swear that thing says "Time to go to school, choose a weapon."

JOHNDX:

You have no idea how lucky you would have gotten in Vegas. Too bad it fell through... :(

whats lame? The fact that this article once again proves that corporate america does not care about the youth, only the money. More ammo for the coming war againts capitalism and the corporation. Revolt!

I had a toy knife. When I shoved it into my eye, it hurt. I threw it at the manager of Toys R Us.

Okok: Im planning a trip to Vegas in June, what are my odds of getting lucky? LOL

Best Headline Ever

This reminds me of "A Christmas Story" where Ralphie gets grilled about where he heard the f-word. His dad says it all the time, but his mom still grills him about it. Hilarious.

Oh, Phxtony...

I will be in Boston in June. Guess you missed out :(

on the Yahoo article the guy said the toy also "stared at the boys mother as she urinated". weird, huh?

Anyone remember the post from CaligulaTD about the teletubby who called you gay that was posted about 45 mins ago?

Kristyn,

copyright on story is The Associated Press, for whatever it's worth. guessing Web site has access to AP stories and posts them as is. hope that helps.

Some of the electronic toys that teach little kids to say letters let you year them phonetically. And yep, you can pretty much get those things to say whatever you want. My sister, a parent, showed me how to drop f-bombs on it. Truly priceless.

Make it official - just look up cuss words in the Oxford fecking dictionary. Used to do that in grade school. For some reason the funniest one was "fart."

Fart is still the funniest word in the english language.

I wonder how much daddy was planning on sueing for to compensate for his 10 month old sons emotional trauma. Farking moron.

What a farking DICKHEAD!

Well, what toy is it and what did it say so I can go out and get my daughter one so she can say it to her farking biatch of a mother and grandparents... :-)

Have a nice day!

Maybe the toy was suffering from Toretts (sp) syndrom?

Well, since the programming of this toy was done by programmers, I can be almost certain that there is something that can be done to it to make it swear. This is how programmers think.

This was the first thing I thought of after reading that headline. Anyone recognize?

The turkey says " SPAM SPAM SPAM"

How fast was this guy hitting the buttons? Probably faster than any 10-month-old is capable of....

I would say: lamest...... post....ever....

but then I wasted two minuted of my life on that
ex-girldfriend with the wedgie crap.



bad day in farkdom, save for Jennifer Connolly

Only thing I could think of after this artical is the Prank Furby Call.

Ugh...my mother-in-law has one of those stupid Furbies. My husband wanted to see what it would say if he set it on fire....