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( Boobies Lisa Marie, naked on beach with Jeff Goldblum. THE HORROR (NSFW)   ( divider line 185
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135758 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Apr 2004 at 10:30 AM (11 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-04-28 10:33:10 AM  
I'm so glad I'm at work and can't look.
2004-04-28 10:33:46 AM  
Myne Eyes! They Burn!
2004-04-28 10:34:32 AM  
Man, she's gonna be picking sand out of her labia for days...
2004-04-28 10:34:32 AM  
2004-04-28 10:34:56 AM  
I did not want to see that first thing in the morning
2004-04-28 10:35:06 AM  
Not worth the collateral damage of seing Jeff Goldblum!
2004-04-28 10:35:10 AM  
Nice bod.

And she's pretty cute too.
2004-04-28 10:35:50 AM  
Who would've thought that my last sight before I went to class would be Jeff Goldblum's hairy ass and nutsack.
2004-04-28 10:36:10 AM  
Jeff Goldblum's ball bag was the last thing I thaught I'd see this morning...
2004-04-28 10:36:17 AM  
Fweh, the Big White Dot saved me from having Jeff Goldbloom wang induced nightmares.
Didn't dot his balls in another pic though -_-

/hot needles into the eyes.
2004-04-28 10:36:56 AM  
THis quote has never been more appropriate.
2004-04-28 10:37:00 AM  
Someone must not have gotten any last night; there are a veritable ASSload of porn references/links on Total Fark this morning
2004-04-28 10:37:05 AM  
Bah, she'd never go for me. She's only into hot, sexy, hollywood hunks with all the looks, personality, fame and fortune...

Oh, wait.
2004-04-28 10:38:10 AM  
While I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, (unless Crackers was her dog), I will draw the line at licking beach sand off her boob.

///Bad for the digestion
2004-04-28 10:38:13 AM  

Slight boobies, but lots of Goldblum ballsack!

This link needs a combo [image from too old to be available]/[image from too old to be available] tag
2004-04-28 10:38:32 AM  
Jeff Goldblum naked. BrundleBalls ?
[image from too old to be available]
2004-04-28 10:39:01 AM  
Thank God for the wave in the third photo.
2004-04-28 10:39:54 AM  
I'm too late!
2004-04-28 10:39:55 AM  
That was worse than the pickle.
2004-04-28 10:41:09 AM  
/kills self
2004-04-28 10:41:52 AM  
Dude, did you see that guy's sack? It was weird looking.

/running shorts
2004-04-28 10:41:52 AM  
2004-04-28 10:42:57 AM  
Beeners? Woobies?
Maybe a "genitalia" tag?
/glad I'm at work so I can't see any of it, but will probably look out of curiosity once I get home
2004-04-28 10:44:17 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
The horror... the horror.
2004-04-28 10:44:45 AM  
Life will find a way, Jeff....LIFE WILL FIND A WAY!!!!
2004-04-28 10:45:16 AM  
My login name will never be more appropraite.

Makes me wish I had some sort of comment to make.
2004-04-28 10:45:45 AM  
After the Nic Cage thread, was anyone else thinking of a different Lisa Marie?
2004-04-28 10:45:57 AM  
Kinda creepy....a bush in need of trimming and Brundlefly getting freaky.

I need a shower.
2004-04-28 10:45:59 AM  
She's hot, he's not and still sucks.

And that's all I've got to say about that.
2004-04-28 10:46:01 AM  
Interesting. A combo boobies/wieners link.
2004-04-28 10:46:59 AM  
I'd hit it, but I'd make sure to double-tag it first!
2004-04-28 10:48:07 AM  
2004-04-28 10:46:01 AM KnightShyfte

Interesting. A combo boobies/wieners link.

Yes, but what to call it? Weinoobies? Boobeiners?
2004-04-28 10:49:27 AM  
Awesome. Now I can die a happy man, knowing that I have seen Jeff Goldblum's beanbag.
2004-04-28 10:49:45 AM  
Im jus glad i didnt look for balls..DAMN
2004-04-28 10:50:12 AM  
All I wil say is thank you for the white spot so that we don't have to se Jeff's weiner. IT was a shock enough to see his sack.
2004-04-28 10:50:32 AM  
Being naked and all aside, do you think he does those weird gestations in everyday life? Or what about during sex?
2004-04-28 10:50:51 AM  
Nice rack.

And ass.
2004-04-28 10:52:14 AM  
Nice applebag.
2004-04-28 10:53:46 AM  
If a naked Jeff Goldblum can distract you from a naked Lisa Marie then I, for one, would have to wonder about how easily distracted you are by naked men.
2004-04-28 10:54:10 AM  
I'm with scootah on this. I'm afraid. Someone hold me.
2004-04-28 10:54:59 AM  
She's hot, and Goldblum is a pimp for bein' able to hit that! (No i don't get skeeved by male nakedness, grow up, kids..)
2004-04-28 10:55:08 AM  
I saw Jeff Goldblum's nutsack. He has not seen mine. Ha!
2004-04-28 10:55:34 AM  
She doesnt look right without that giant blonde beehive hairdo.
2004-04-28 10:56:22 AM  
why is everyone who clicked on the link surprised they saw a naked jeff goldblum
2004-04-28 10:57:19 AM  
Nice job on the double tag admins. Never seen that before.
2004-04-28 10:57:35 AM  
Since I'm not a fan of Jeff Goldblum I think I'll pass on this weener.

'OMG! My weener is glowing!' (nsfw)
2004-04-28 10:59:00 AM  
I had a feeling I'd see Jeff Goldblum's hairy beanbag when I woke up this morning.
2004-04-28 11:02:24 AM  
I'd rather look at Lisa Marie, who actually has a body like a real person, than all those mostly-silicone boobies links we're always being subjected to.
2004-04-28 11:02:39 AM  
Use a beach towel to lay on!! Geez.
2004-04-28 11:03:47 AM  
I'm one of those girls who think Jeff Goldblum has gotten better looking as he's gotten older.

He looked strum-worthy in "Jurassic Park"
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