gg: So you're saying there's a chance ?!?! :)

2004-04-28 03:24:43 PM TrouserSnakeandLarry
My girlfriend has a tattoo on her lower back too and she loves anal.
She tore my ass up last night!!!!

funniest.comment.today.

ok lets see some tattoo'd poopers!

Why are guys obsessed with anal? It's tight, hot, er...nevermind

What is it with chicks and lower back tats??? And it's always some retarded butterfly with tribal shiat on either side or something. I don't know if it means you take it in the ass, but I'm convinced it means you're completely un-creative and have no mind or opinions of your own. It probably also means your boyfriend listens to Linkin Park and drives a crappy truck with lifts.

/just calling it like i see it

I don't know if it means you take it in the ass, but I'm convinced it means you're completely un-creative and have no mind or opinions of your own. It probably also means your boyfriend listens to Linkin Park and drives a crappy truck with lifts.

LOL. Well said.

Spread your cheeks and lift your sack....
I dont know...it reminded me of it....
I for one welcome our new ass checking, teeth-lacking overlords.....

I need help. My wife wont do the following:

1). She wont get a tatoo on her back. She does have 1 tat.
2). She wont let me rear end her. (And man have I tried).

How do I get Items 2 (first) 1 (second) done?

I love it when chicks have a tatoo of their name on their back. I can remember what name to call out prior to the donkey punch

gg sez:

Tattoos do not make one "white trash"

Sure as hell don't hurt.

I don't have any tattoos or any distinguishing features for that matter. Just comb my hair a different way, put on some glasses, shave off/grow some facial hair and get some colored contacts and damn if I'm not a whole new man.

Lionel Hutz,

Trash, my friend, comes in all colors...tattooed and otherwise.

Personally, there's no back-door action allowed.

But I certainly don't speak for everyone....

TrouserSnakeandLarry owes me a new monitor.
Damn you. Damn you to hell....

the worst tattoo for chicks is the "wreath" or sun around the navel. there is a 100% chance it will be comically deformed either by age, pregnancy, or both. Imagine your grandma with a faded, stretched-out tattoo encircling her navel. That's the future of today's 20-somethings.

should have thought twice about that drunken trip to Tijuana..

Was it a tattoo that looked like this?

8===D (_o_)

Having tattoos is a permanent alteration to your body. It might be a really unoriginal and tacky alteration, but the fact that it is permanent, and that most people don't have them (still) indicates that people with tattoos are still somewhat out of the mainstream. So, evidently, are people who take it in the ass. So it could be that people from both categories fit together into an "adventurous" personality type category. They're probably the type who is more willing to try new things, even if those things might possibly get them ridiculed. This could be a positive or negative trait, depending on the situation. I do, however, suspect that the people who slam it outright are more likely to be uptight and traditional than not. And to them, I say....your loss. ;-)

Folks, she has a 10" clit and knows how to use it.
Taint-deep, yall.
I love that girl

gg:
Don't get me wrong my dear, my wife as a tatoo. It ain't on her lower back but damn the stereotype!

2004-04-28 03:52:58 PM Byrd

LOL. Well said.

Thanks.

doh! my wife has a tatoo.
/De plane - de plane !!

"Ma'am, we're going to need your buttprints. Please step over to the giant bucket of plaster!"

/thank you. I'm paul paul from leisure suit larry 3

BigBadDad

Ha ha.
Made me laugh.

But then again I'm drunk already.

Man, I wish I could get my girl to take it up the ass.

Any ideas?

Imagine your grandma with a faded, stretched-out tattoo encircling her navel. That's the future of today's 20-somethings.

Like a tattoo is going to make the difference between whether Grandma's belly looks svelte or ugly? I always found this a pretty stupid argument. How attractive an old person's body looks is not going to be dependent on whether or not there is ink on it. If it's ugly, it's ugly...tattooed or otherwise.

Y'all seem to really, really want anal sex. Who are you? Why are you so different than other people? Is there some sort of Fark/Anal thing I should know about?

/can't get it from her boyfriend (he thinks it's 'icky')

Holy ink-a-moley near the number two holey Batman!

Rillion
I agree with you about people who slam tats in general. But I also think that there's a trend - especially with people in my age group, I'm ashamed to say - of getting tattoos because they're viewed as "cute" by their peers and the guys they're trying to attract. If I'm going to get a permanent marking on my body, it's going to be for me and the placement will not be governed by how easily I can show it off. Furthermore, I will not pick the design based on cuteness, and will not use it to attract the Fred Durst lookalike at the bar doing 50 cent Kamakazi shots.

Can someone repost the "Honary Texan" tat?

As for how to get some, Vodka, and a massive spleef.

"Remember kids, no matter how good it looks, she wipes crap off it every morning."

And no matter how good looking she is someone else is tired of her crap.

Bah! I should said:

Holy Polaroid of the hemorrhoid, Batman!

2004-04-28 04:05:15 PM Safid

While she's having an orgasm, stick your pinky up her ass. She'll give you anal after. "Yi tu mama tembien"


P.S. Post results on Fark

People looking for relationship advice on Fark? What is the world coming to?

I love it when chicks have a tatoo of their name on their back. I can remember what name to call out prior to the donkey punch

That is the funniest comment in the history of comments. Ever.

Rillion: That was far too logical a comment for Fark, are you sure you're not a spy? ;)

Lionel Hutz,

It ain't on her lower back but damn the stereotype!


Dontcha just hate it :)

I will say, I do know a lot of "girls" (not women, not ladies) who have the I-picked-it-off-the-wall tattoos, and the butterflies/kittens/vines placed at varying points on their bodies. One of them might be able to help some of the dear readers...

Bless your heart!

Rillion
Like a tattoo is going to make the difference between whether Grandma's belly looks svelte or ugly?

true, but I think it's funny to imagine that in 50 years, nursing homes will be filled with decrepit old folks with saggy tattoos playing bingo.

Plus they'll all be deaf from listening to loud music.

I did the ol' pinky trick on a girl back when I was in college. She breathed in so deep (not in the good way) that the curtains moved. This was a dead give away that the cinnamon ring was a no-go. She lasted about a week after that.

This must also be where the term "cop a feel" comes from.

I think tattoos on old people look cool. Like Harvey Keitel in "Reservoir Dogs" - that big tiger he has on his arm? And Abe Simpson's "Hellfish" tattoo. That's a good one.

/got a tat in a place that won't sag

haahah for the record, my wife doesnt have a lower back tattoo.
my gf does though.

do the math.

**disclaimer**
dear wife, i'm kidding. my gf doesnt have any tats.

for those that like freaky chicks with tattoos: some high res Angelina Jolie Pics (all should be sfw)

http://homepage.mac.com/edesignuk/images/angelina/aj-01_rgb2.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/edesignuk/images/angelina/aj-02_rgb.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/edesignuk/images/angelina/aj-03_rgb.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/edesignuk/images/angelina/aj-04_rgb.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/edesignuk/images/angelina/aj-06_rgb.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/edesignuk/images/angelina/aj-07_rgb.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/edesignuk/images/angelina/aj-09_rgb.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/edesignuk/images/angelina/aj-10_rgb.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/edesignuk/images/angelina/aj-13_rgb.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/edesignuk/images/angelina/aj-14_rgb.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/edesignuk/images/angelina/aj-15_rgb.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/edesignuk/images/angelina/angelina060.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/edesignuk/images/angelina/angelina061.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/edesignuk/images/angelina/angelina062.jpg

//I'd have a pretty good shot at her... if we were related. (and if they've been posted before, i don't really care, there worth a repost)

fenester
Please try to forgive Rillion.
She apparently all too often (read always) contributes something of thought and substance to the thread and her unfortunately uninfuriating and flame-baitless posts don't seem to be keeping with the community standards around this neighborhood.

Strangely enough though, it seems that when I see a coherent and well stated post it is only then that I notice the name of the poster.
It is often Rillion.

We can't let this continue.

Mod's, admin's, somebody?

TrouserSnakeandLarry

*holding ass* Gee, mine too!

/swish

So you wanna give the dirty balloon knot a try? Ok, here's some advice from your ol' friend Larry:

1) Get your special lady friend drunk
2) Tell her how your ex used to let you spank off in her dookie shoot. Tell her if she doesnt let you plow some brown you will call up the ex and go brown trout fishing with them again.
4) She agrees, so be gentle and email me the video.
5) As you blow the motherload tell your girlfriend that your ex is Clay Aiken.


If your lady wont have anal with you no matter what, try the next best thing. Next time you are on top tearing that shiat up, slap your left nut in her asshole and scream "STINKNUT STINKNUT STINKNUT!"
If you cant fark her in the ass, might as well have some fun.

i like girls that tattoo their names in thug lettering just above their ass. must save a lot of confusion in the morning.

It is my dream to head down to Canal St. one day and tape over all of the "C's" on the street signs.

TrouserSnake, how do I convince a MAN to do it? I don't need any convincing!!!