So coke is valued at $300au/gram? wtf?

$300,000 PER KILO?!? Those are almost Jay-Z prices.

("The estimated street value of the cocaine is $25,000 per kilo")

And she sues for sexual harrassment for having her thong searched and wins 2 million dollars.

Spring break I filled his suitcase with dog biscuits coming back from Jamaca...
...Drug-sniffing dogs went ape-shiat.

Cocaine in thong underwear: no way.

She may have been able to get away with hash though........

Do you guys get that the thongs are platform thong SHOES!!! LOL You know it has the that sinle strap that wedges between your toes....

A little suggestion. Please read the article before you post what you think is a funny comment. Half of you just end up looking like real dumbasses. The 90% rule probably applies here. 90% of the people in the world are dumb asses and half of these posting prove that point. Some of the comments would have actually been funny if the thong in this story was not dealing with shoes.

The DEA always overestimates the value of drugs to make themselves look good...

Sad :(

The DEA had nothing to do with this. It was a bust down under.

I think there's a few people in this thread who need to grab a sense of humor.

Penalty: Unfair use of the term "thong". No cookie.

no way a kilo is 25k

that's a huge biatch

/me hears the Thong Song playing the background

RTFA!!!!

The submitter wanted to be funny by saying "thong" guessing that more than half of you dummies woulnd't read the article and make a joke about "she must've been big" or "and she then sues for 2 million".

Thong sandals for Christ's sake!

In my best Rick James voice, "cocaine is a hell of a drug."

/seriously what a tease for a headline

traAckbar - posting that pic after mods have removed it from the thread is a great way to get banned

how was I to know it got removed?

Sorry folks

Whoa!

All was going good until i RFTA .... then the joke kinda fell apart , something about .... ahhhhh, forget it.....

traAckbar - well, you should apologize profusely!

Then, i learned to spell.... RTFA ...

~ moron here

Canyon Cnut?

/didn't RTFA

Attention "It's not underwear" Nazis:

We know......we continue to make jokes to piss you off....

that is all

Are you sure it wasn't just a bad yeast infection?

Mackperry & Rodeodoc - I'm sure there are a good # of people who are joking about thong underwear who actually do think that crack was attempted to be smuggled in via thong underwear.

Well Yeah of course it was in the sandal but a thread saying

"WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER COPS SNIFFS HER THONG AND FINDS ASS CRACK"

is funnier.and Gets more people to read it.

Here's a more literal one.

"NOT TO BE OUT DONE BY AGENT 99 MAXWELL SMART, WOMAN CREATES TROJAN SANDAL. UNFORTUNATELY COP WITH FOOT FETTISH GOT MORE THAN HE BARGAINED FOR WHEN SNIFFING 69' CHATEAU BUNION"

wait a minute...they make platform flip-flops? what the hell for? or is something being lost in translation from the aussie to the american?

Yea, place the blame wherever you want, there's a lot of college aged girls who feel compelled to look taller by wearing 4 inch platform sandals. You're 5"4', get over it. Guys still screw short chicks.

/wewt

Anyone notice the link in the corner to the previous bear attack article?

"Boy beats off 180kg brown bear"

haha. GIS for extra large thong. hahaha.

I bet these guys were behind it!

The Rev. is coming to Champaign May 10th @ the Highdive. I can't wait!

I call bullshiat on the misleading headline!

Coke in the shoes is no big deal, but a woman with 2.7 mil in nose candy shoved up her cooch is FOX NEWS GOLD!

TF