That shoe must have been farking HUGE!
/didn't RTFA

You know, I thought something entirely different when I read the headline.

ooooh thong shoes.

-beaten to the coke snorting joke by Unfreakable-

Wow. Now that theyve busted this lady, I guess that means the war on drugs is over, weve won! Yay!

Oh wait, It didnt even make a dent in the amount of drug traffiking.

/threadjack

Now that be some expensive p*ssy!

And for giving us a reason to search every hot babe's thong from now on, we at the TSA just want to say "thank you".

*sniff* what'd you say? *sniff*

Sorry, didn't RTFA. Different thong.

yea i was thinking she had crack in her crack.

I'm saying it, we were all thinking it when we first read the headline.

How'd she get it all in there!

"A 27-year-old American who arrived on a United Airlines flight from Los Angeles was found to be concealing a quantity of cocaine in the heels of three pairs of women's platform thongs inside HIS suitcase."

Um...

Good thing they found cocaine in her thong, not crack.

what's that?
its a thong.
better check it. people use those for illegal activities.

what about that?
justa bong.
ok, no big deal.

panty sniffer

Wow.

Noone but dooder0001 actually read the article, including me! :D

Dumbass? Shouldn't that be Numbass?

Oops. I finally read the article and discovered it was a guy with a woman's thong.

Yeah, he's going to have an interesting explanation to give his friends.

If i'd known it was gonna be this kind of party i'd stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!

Thats $2.7 million Australian -- probably about $300 or $400 American...nothing to write home about.

That fellow should have lots of boyfriends in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison...

Thong is another word for flip flops...many of you seem confused by this...

A mule with several thongs.

"Honey, does this crack make my ass look fat?"

(Yes, yes, I know.)

She's got lots of junk in her trunk

Ok listen up, if you don't want to RTFA...

A man had women's thong-style shoes (sandals) in his suitcase stuffed with cocaine.

unavailable for comment.

pics?

I keep cocaine in my sneakers. Nike. Just Snort it.

Dude...

kronicfeld



you can say that again.

Its really not funny. My good friend in Jamaica writes for the Jamaican observer, and he told me some horror stories about the coke smuggling. Women are basically forced to act as smugglers. If they get caught, and try to return home to Jamaica they are killed. Their are more Jamaican women in English prisons than English women. The murdering coke lords from Columbia act with impunity on the island because of the corruption. War on drugs my ass, these farking people are getting "overlooked" every day. Its no secret.

Just one of the many reasons I dont do coke.

Glad I read the article. Thank god for homonyms.

Personally, I don't want to even think about a thong big enough to hold 9 kilos of cocaine on a woman big enough to wear it.

Too bad the headline put that thought in my head.

Nice one poster, got me till I read the artica.

- rmjb

The Headline should have said:

WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER COPS SNIFFS HER THONG AND FINDS ASS CRACK

LOL!!!!

Wtf is wrong with you people? Are you all too coked up to read the farking article?

Somebody asked for pics?

The-Top-Ramen!!111!!11!

sorry dude...that's not funny at all, and you need to read the article.

LOL!!!!!!1111oneone!!!11!

I wonder how long it took for the airport security detail to have a bigassed parTAY.

"So, will there be cloths in the suitcases?"

2.7 million? Try more like 200-250 thousand.(US)

If i'd known it was gonna be this kind of party i'd stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!

ROFLMAO

Good one JesusJr