Guess? What's left to guess?

How are the jeans gonna stay on her? That gal has no ass.

Does anyone else think she's really really ugly?

Yes.

Guess? What's left to guess?

Guess how long until the next sex tape comes out?

Her face looks punched in in that photo.

Her plastic hatchet face is disturbing; and NO I'M NOT JUST JEALOUS. My GF was in Playboy and makes this girl look like a little boy.

I'd hit it. With a baseball bat coated with shards of glass and wrapped in barbed wire.

I still think she's hot-


*likes pampered skanks...

Woah woah woah - What's with all the hatred? Look o nthe bright side, I'd be satisfied with life if I could turn on the Tv and could say "Yup... Did that."

Guess who doesnt give a flying fark about Paris Hilton?

ME!
/Good Guess!
//Where the hell do all these dumn ass quazi stars come from?

i'd hit it...what? whats wrong? i would. i wouldnt tell anyone tho...well maybe i would.

Would hit it...over and over and over and over. Anyone who says otherwise is a damn liar.

/likes ugly skanks

All you guys who biatch about her being ugly are gay. Gayer than Christmas. Gayer than 2 guys kissing in the park. GAY!

/not gay

You know, I'm not one of those guys that goes around saying things like "if you don't like (insert random chick name here), you must be gay", but I mean, jesus. Grow some testicles, boys.

meh, if y'all didn't know who she was and she walked by you on the beach in a bikini, you'd get a boner. and you'd have to go jump into the ocean to hide it. or something.

You must watch "Celebrities Uncensored" on E -- they always have a little thing about Paris. And I used to hate her, but now I love her...drooooooooolllll

Muppet

which issue and page numbers?

is anyone going to post the link to the famous video?

I'd hit it, but I sure as hell wouldn't tell anyone...

5$ Me Farky Sarky -- best name ever, though it should probably be "Fi Dolla Me Sarky Farky"

Although I don't find her attractive, I would brag about having sex with her to impress the people who do.

new night vision friendly clothing line and cosmetics?

Your girlfriend was in Playboy? Was she the copy-editor?

Winner: most hypocritical headline.

I think she is hot

"I wrote this song for the girl Paris Hilton" - Vincent Gallo

She's hot. Dumb, but hot.

Ugh, once in my life I would like to go at least 1 week without seeing a goddamn thing about Paris Hilton, a person who posesses no redeeming qualities that benefit the human race. I almost made it till I saw this headline. Fark Fark.

Her plastic hatchet face is disturbing; and NO I'M NOT JUST JEALOUS. My GF was in Playboy and makes this girl look like a little boy.

Saying something like that is a bannable offense unless you provide said photos of girlfriend.

I really though that Guess was out of business.

Haven't heard from them since Anna Nicole or Drew Barrymore.

/prefers Quiksilver jeans, cause most jeans are basically the same and it is a brand that comes from the city I live in.

Please be advised, Paris Hilton has hot, rich friends.

/also, why is fark telling mozilla to download powned.swf from http://www.amamax.net/banners/?

She's what...? 98 pounds?

/88lbs. if you don't count the herpes sores?

I once walked up to a gal wearing a tight-fitting Guess tee shirt and said, "Thirty-two B?" After her astonishment wore off she was very upset. I figured that if she were showing off, I could make a cute comment. Apparently not.

Simple tip: Don't wear shirts that are so tight that we can tell if you're cold that have words, pictures, or acronyms across the chest if our looking, staring, or commenting is unacceptable. It's hypocritical.

PastorofMuppets

PROVE IT!!!

does anybody now if there is a reward for turning dyn0mike in to the authorities?

2004-04-27 01:51:28 AM Sid_6.7

It was a moment. Unfortunately it will probably pass.

Probably around about the time Weaver95 shows up.

Ok, tommy...

That goes against two or three things I believe in... and it made me laugh shamefully hard.

Guess what she isn't willing to swallow.

Paris Hilton = Poor Man's Pamela Anderson

PastorofMuppets:

Your GF was in Playboy? Which issue? I want to know if I have rubbed one out to your woman... if she does indeed exhist.

At least she finally has some sort of job title: Guess Model!

nodog
My sincere apologies.

aliendave, et al.
Even if he gave you the issue and the page numbers, how would we know he was telling the truth?

I'd tape it.

old news. this was announced months ago. fark has been really behind on news, lately..