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5632 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jan 2002 at 10:34 AM (13 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2002-01-03 10:37:45 AM  
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2002-01-03 10:38:20 AM  
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2002-01-03 10:38:23 AM  
Bob to his wife that his Johnny Gage costume would come in handy some day besides Holloween.
 
2002-01-03 10:38:43 AM  
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2002-01-03 10:40:13 AM  
"What the hell are we putting out again?"
 
2002-01-03 10:43:05 AM  
"So help me, if this boa wakes up before we get him washed off..."
 
2002-01-03 10:43:27 AM  
"We seem to have found the root of the problem sir"
 
2002-01-03 10:43:49 AM  
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2002-01-03 10:44:41 AM  
This reminds me of last night with my wife.
 
2002-01-03 10:45:17 AM  
Oh my god! They deep fat fried Jabba the Hutt! The horror!
 
2002-01-03 10:45:37 AM  
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2002-01-03 10:49:29 AM  
Sir, you really should have this checked. A tumor this size is unnatural!
 
2002-01-03 10:49:49 AM  
"I TOLD you! Keep the beans AWAY from Chester! But did you listen?! NOOOOOOOO!"
 
2002-01-03 10:50:13 AM  
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2002-01-03 10:50:30 AM  
"Next time they kill a giant monster, I'm not cleaning up the guts."
 
2002-01-03 10:50:53 AM  
"We've got to do a better job washing the Tree's penis"
 
2002-01-03 10:52:39 AM  
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2002-01-03 10:54:17 AM  
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2002-01-03 10:58:56 AM  
ROSIE EATS UNTIL SHE EXPLODES

Firefighters (above) attempt to put out a flaming section of Rosie O'Donnel's large intestine after a feeding frenzy caused her to expode in a firey deep-fat-fried lard fire.
 
2002-01-03 10:59:45 AM  
"GodZilla got a bad case of the worms if ya ask me"
 
2002-01-03 11:01:18 AM  
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2002-01-03 11:02:06 AM  
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2002-01-03 11:05:38 AM  
"How the hell did that Kraken get up in that tree anyway, ya think?"
 
2002-01-03 11:08:01 AM  
"Sniff...sniff....Poor Ron Jeremy, that sweet bastard..sniff"
 
2002-01-03 11:08:03 AM  
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2002-01-03 11:09:07 AM  
Man, that thing was REALLY steaming.
 
2002-01-03 11:12:19 AM  
How do you like your Boa? Well Done I hope...
 
2002-01-03 11:12:45 AM  
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2002-01-03 11:26:36 AM  
"I think we found Johnny "Wad" Holmes' body..."
 
2002-01-03 11:30:20 AM  
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2002-01-03 11:30:35 AM  
Jeff used to be jealous of his colleague. Now he was jealous of the tree. That's when things got weird.
 
2002-01-03 11:31:21 AM  
"Somewhere under all of this dirt there's some fire hiding from us."
 
2002-01-03 11:31:57 AM  
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2002-01-03 11:32:20 AM  
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2002-01-03 11:32:54 AM  
No I'm telling you it's DROWN a snake, Feed a BEAVER.. dumbass!
 
2002-01-03 11:32:56 AM  
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2002-01-03 11:34:19 AM  
"Hey! I found the umbilical cord! That baby's GOT to be around here somewhere."

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2002-01-03 11:35:09 AM  
FIBRE! I keep telling you, you need more fibre in your diet.
 
2002-01-03 11:37:02 AM  
"Umm... Bob? When did we get called to a Dali painting? Bob? What's happening to your watch?"
 
2002-01-03 11:43:52 AM  
Fireman A: "We need to make sure that this hugeass snake is nice and purty and cleen so when it goes to get its picture taken by all the press for being the one that did the world a favor and swallowed whole Osama bin Laden"

Fireman B: "Yeah, it is an honor to be cleaning off such a fine citizen of this planet for eating the worlds' largest rat. But, how did he catch that rat, bin Laden?"

Fireman A: "I am not quite sure exactly, something about smelling fear and stupidity... I dunno... when he wakes from his nap, we shall ask him"

Fireman B: "What do you think will happen when this snake... you know... takes a poop???"

Fireman A: "Well, we just need to clean him off and make sure the snake digests him about 3500 times... one for each person he killed."

Fireman B: "Man, and we get the close-up shots of that. We are going to be all over the news! ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, and the greatest news-site of them all... FARK.COM!!!"

Fireman A: "Wow, this is going to be a wild ride... being feautured on Fark.com, it is a dream come true!"
 
2002-01-03 11:47:44 AM  
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2002-01-03 11:52:41 AM  
"hey dude, at least we're not at the WTC's"
 
2002-01-03 11:55:50 AM  
The film crew knew that their work day was nearly done after Bob finally finished the money shot.
 
2002-01-03 11:56:11 AM  
Innsmouth biologists Bill Smith and Brian Jones perform their daily duty - sponge-bathing the mighty Cthulhu, who fell victim to the latest terrorist anthrax mail attack last week.
 
2002-01-03 12:00:06 PM  
I'll give you 5 bucks if you eat it.
 
2002-01-03 12:00:14 PM  
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2002-01-03 12:01:36 PM  
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2002-01-03 12:03:11 PM  
Yup, I'm positive! This is the destructive work of the giant Cheeze Whiz Monster!

Sorry no Votey.
 
2002-01-03 12:08:14 PM  
"You know after washing this thing off, this guy does have a shot of winning that lawsuit against the Guiness Book of World's Records."
 
2002-01-03 12:11:55 PM  
After venturing through the heart of the forest, the brave firefighters found themselves near it's lower intestines.
 
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