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2002-01-03 10:38:23 AM  
Bob to his wife that his Johnny Gage costume would come in handy some day besides Holloween.
2002-01-03 10:40:13 AM  
"What the hell are we putting out again?"
2002-01-03 10:43:05 AM  
"So help me, if this boa wakes up before we get him washed off..."
2002-01-03 10:43:27 AM  
"We seem to have found the root of the problem sir"
2002-01-03 10:44:41 AM  
This reminds me of last night with my wife.
2002-01-03 10:45:17 AM  
Oh my god! They deep fat fried Jabba the Hutt! The horror!
2002-01-03 10:49:29 AM  
Sir, you really should have this checked. A tumor this size is unnatural!
2002-01-03 10:49:49 AM  
"I TOLD you! Keep the beans AWAY from Chester! But did you listen?! NOOOOOOOO!"
2002-01-03 10:50:30 AM  
"Next time they kill a giant monster, I'm not cleaning up the guts."
2002-01-03 10:50:53 AM  
"We've got to do a better job washing the Tree's penis"
2002-01-03 10:58:56 AM  

Firefighters (above) attempt to put out a flaming section of Rosie O'Donnel's large intestine after a feeding frenzy caused her to expode in a firey deep-fat-fried lard fire.
2002-01-03 10:59:45 AM  
"GodZilla got a bad case of the worms if ya ask me"
2002-01-03 11:05:38 AM  
"How the hell did that Kraken get up in that tree anyway, ya think?"
2002-01-03 11:08:01 AM  
"Sniff...sniff....Poor Ron Jeremy, that sweet bastard..sniff"
2002-01-03 11:09:07 AM  
Man, that thing was REALLY steaming.
2002-01-03 11:12:19 AM  
How do you like your Boa? Well Done I hope...
2002-01-03 11:26:36 AM  
"I think we found Johnny "Wad" Holmes' body..."
2002-01-03 11:30:35 AM  
Jeff used to be jealous of his colleague. Now he was jealous of the tree. That's when things got weird.
2002-01-03 11:31:21 AM  
"Somewhere under all of this dirt there's some fire hiding from us."
2002-01-03 11:32:54 AM  
No I'm telling you it's DROWN a snake, Feed a BEAVER.. dumbass!
2002-01-03 11:34:19 AM  
"Hey! I found the umbilical cord! That baby's GOT to be around here somewhere."

(forgot the vote button last time. please delete my previous post)
2002-01-03 11:35:09 AM  
FIBRE! I keep telling you, you need more fibre in your diet.
2002-01-03 11:37:02 AM  
"Umm... Bob? When did we get called to a Dali painting? Bob? What's happening to your watch?"
2002-01-03 11:43:52 AM  
Fireman A: "We need to make sure that this hugeass snake is nice and purty and cleen so when it goes to get its picture taken by all the press for being the one that did the world a favor and swallowed whole Osama bin Laden"

Fireman B: "Yeah, it is an honor to be cleaning off such a fine citizen of this planet for eating the worlds' largest rat. But, how did he catch that rat, bin Laden?"

Fireman A: "I am not quite sure exactly, something about smelling fear and stupidity... I dunno... when he wakes from his nap, we shall ask him"

Fireman B: "What do you think will happen when this snake... you know... takes a poop???"

Fireman A: "Well, we just need to clean him off and make sure the snake digests him about 3500 times... one for each person he killed."

Fireman B: "Man, and we get the close-up shots of that. We are going to be all over the news! ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, and the greatest news-site of them all... FARK.COM!!!"

Fireman A: "Wow, this is going to be a wild ride... being feautured on, it is a dream come true!"
2002-01-03 11:52:41 AM  
"hey dude, at least we're not at the WTC's"
2002-01-03 11:55:50 AM  
The film crew knew that their work day was nearly done after Bob finally finished the money shot.
2002-01-03 11:56:11 AM  
Innsmouth biologists Bill Smith and Brian Jones perform their daily duty - sponge-bathing the mighty Cthulhu, who fell victim to the latest terrorist anthrax mail attack last week.
2002-01-03 12:00:06 PM  
I'll give you 5 bucks if you eat it.
2002-01-03 12:03:11 PM  
Yup, I'm positive! This is the destructive work of the giant Cheeze Whiz Monster!

Sorry no Votey.
2002-01-03 12:08:14 PM  
"You know after washing this thing off, this guy does have a shot of winning that lawsuit against the Guiness Book of World's Records."
2002-01-03 12:11:55 PM  
After venturing through the heart of the forest, the brave firefighters found themselves near it's lower intestines.
2002-01-03 12:15:23 PM  
"shiat! When'd we get broadband out here?!? Why the fark does nobody tell me these goddamn things?!?"
2002-01-03 12:15:37 PM  
Join the Fire Dept, you said. We'll pick up chicks, you said. Well, I say fark you, all I'm doin is leanin' on this stupid rake, haven't been laid in months!
2002-01-03 12:20:19 PM  
".... but what I really wanted to be was an IT - help desk guy."
2002-01-03 12:20:35 PM  
"California firefighters hose down Roseanne's nightgown, the only remaining article from her house fire."
2002-01-03 12:40:32 PM  
Poor thing. You know mate, I read about this duck on That IS a big penis. The pic on the website did him no justice.
2002-01-03 12:53:44 PM  
"Thats right, make sure its nice and wet....hmmmm"
2002-01-03 01:43:15 PM  
"I think we were supposed to marinate the snake BEFORE we barbequed it."
2002-01-03 01:44:46 PM  
FBI reveales a new worm. The worm, known as itain'tnodick.exe, spreads rapidly and attacks only computers using WinXP.

2002-01-03 01:52:03 PM  
firefighters dressed as pubic hairs, or pubic hairs dressed as firefighters?
2002-01-03 01:52:52 PM  
"Suddenly he understood why Stilgar had warned him once about brash young men who danced and played with these monsters, doing handstands on their backs, removing both hooks and replanting them before the worm could spill them."

-- frank herbert, Dune, p. 402

now with a vote button :P sorry
2002-01-03 01:55:40 PM  
I asked you guys to watch "Tremors" with me so you'd know what you were dealing with, but NO! You just had to get plastered! (now with voting thingy; admins please delete last post)
2002-01-03 01:55:46 PM  
"I told him not to take too many Viagra, but no no no, he'd do it anyway..."


"Man burned himself after a bad, bad penis-enlargement surgery"
2002-01-03 02:24:57 PM  
You know joe, I hate these Duck Penis fire even more than the chemical spills.
2002-01-03 02:32:19 PM  
"just throw the thing on the barbie" you said "What could happen ?" you said "Hand me another Fosters, Mate" you said
2002-01-03 02:47:12 PM  
"Y'know... I think we're having a real moment here."
2002-01-03 03:07:39 PM  
"Ok, it looks like the penis is out. Let's go put out the vagina now."
2002-01-03 03:11:07 PM  
Today the FDA released compelling new evidence that Swedish penis pumps may have ill effects if not used properly.
2002-01-03 03:17:39 PM  
Cuban firemen calm down Mike Tyson. Film at 11.
2002-01-03 03:35:24 PM  
Bill Brasky and I went hunting for a week......
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