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(CNN)   Former First Dog, Buddy, killed by car   ( divider line
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6735 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jan 2002 at 9:04 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-03 09:05:50 AM  
He was last seen being petted by Gary Kondit.
2002-01-03 09:06:24 AM  
But was it a Republican driver? It's all a plot, you know.
2002-01-03 09:06:33 AM  
was last seen in front of Fb's car
2002-01-03 09:07:10 AM  
Who the FVCK cares!? Unless there's going to be a taco party to celebrate, what does this story have to do with ANYTHING?
2002-01-03 09:07:38 AM  
Wow, finally got a submission on fark!
2002-01-03 09:08:11 AM  
I'm sorry Mr. Clinton.
2002-01-03 09:08:48 AM  
Yes RP, and all the other posts on fark are helping us work toward a better world.
2002-01-03 09:09:44 AM  
Deboard Well, today just sucks. There must not be any quality news in the world today.
2002-01-03 09:10:31 AM  
RP: I'll give you that.
2002-01-03 09:11:16 AM  
Where are the photos? Dammit, I want to see pictures of the accident.
2002-01-03 09:11:25 AM  
I bet Socks had something to do with this.
2002-01-03 09:11:50 AM  
Anyone who owns a pet would be saddened by this.

Oh, and Random Person is a troll.
2002-01-03 09:13:14 AM  
That was MY farking submission! My ORIGINAL headline was...
" 'Buddy,' the Clintons' dog, killed by car. A Still Jealous George W. Bush Suspected".
I guess Fark still has a bug up the ass about getting critiqued over being newbie stupid by the likes of Myself and BlackVampyr.
Or am I just being Paranoid?
I mean I did post this when it hit the Web at about 8:32 or so....
2002-01-03 09:13:18 AM  
Another perfectly good reason to still have that picture of GW in tight pants chasing that dog. NO!
2002-01-03 09:13:52 AM  
May he rest in peace
[image from too old to be available]
2002-01-03 09:14:01 AM  
Wow another zany link! Dog hit by car. Now that's something that doesn't happen ever single day.
2002-01-03 09:14:40 AM  
Making fun of this is pretty farking heartless if you ask me. If you do, you should be ashamed of yourself.
2002-01-03 09:15:48 AM  
Ashamed? Are you kidding?
2002-01-03 09:15:53 AM  
Actually, My posting was earlier... Oringinal story with the headline "''Buddy,'' the Clintons' dog, killed by car. hit the CNN site at 7:56 AM.
Fark is sucking major penis.
2002-01-03 09:16:16 AM  
Congrats Deboard...(although I prefer my headline: Who's your Buddy? Is the Grim Reaper your buddy? Yes he is! Good boy.)

oh..and Fj - you're sick. And now I have coffee coming outta my nose.
2002-01-03 09:18:02 AM  
Actually, I was distracted when I heard this on the news and thought I heard that Ex-President Clinton was hit by a car. I actually spilled my cereal jumping up to cheer.
2002-01-03 09:19:02 AM  
This is sad. I don't care if it's that jerk's dog, no animal deserves to be run over by a car.
2002-01-03 09:19:20 AM  
Fark is great. YEsterday there was so much stuff, I had no time to biatch at all.
2002-01-03 09:19:31 AM  
This was prophesied in the bible you know.
2002-01-03 09:19:48 AM  
...the Clinton family is "deeply saddened" by Buddy's death. A family statement said Buddy was "a loyal companion and brought us much joy. He will be truly missed."

Isn't that the same thing they said about Vince Foster?
2002-01-03 09:20:20 AM  
And where was the Secret Service agents? Aren't they suppose to protect the former First Family?
2002-01-03 09:21:42 AM  
Clinton Quote: I loved that little bastard, he never ratted me out on anything. He even liked the ugly skanks I was bringing home.
2002-01-03 09:22:03 AM  
In a related story, Ken Starr announced that he would launch an extensive investigation to determine whether Buddy's death was a suicide.
2002-01-03 09:22:05 AM  
Shouldn't this be listed as Amusing?
2002-01-03 09:22:07 AM  
Now we can't make fun of dead dogs without some asshole giving us grief about how sick we are? Will you all please fark off!
2002-01-03 09:22:25 AM  
Buddies remains will be preserved in formaldehyde and on display at the Clinton Library.
2002-01-03 09:22:36 AM  
Buddy's remains will be preserved in formaldehyde and on display at the Clinton Library.
2002-01-03 09:23:18 AM  
2002-01-03 09:24:02 AM  
and the Clinton "mysterious" death list/watch gets bigger and bigger.
2002-01-03 09:25:53 AM  
It's Clinton's fault we're in this mess!

It's Clinton's fault why i haven't done my English papers that were due last semister!

It's Clinton's fault for everything! Waaaah!

Save us Mistuh Bush! Save us!
2002-01-03 09:26:24 AM  
I think its very sad when anything dies for stupid reasons, and lets face it, these idiots shouldn't be letting their pooch run around near a busy road. What are they, morons?
2002-01-03 09:26:37 AM  
I think it's pretty obvious.
Buddy knew too much O_o
2002-01-03 09:29:33 AM  
MMMmmmmmm.... tastes like chicken!
2002-01-03 09:29:34 AM  
Well, that sucks...I do love me some dogs, its always sad to hear about one dying - even if it is clinton's dog... when you dont hear too much about is what happened to socks after the clintons left the whitehouse...apparantly bill decided that there wasnt enough room at the new house up in NY for both buddy and socks, so he gave the cat away to one of his staffers...

what a dick. now, im a dog person more than I am a cat person, but to give your cat away because you dont need it anymore for political objectives is pretty farked up...

bill sucks.

2002-01-03 09:30:25 AM  
Did you hear
Ken Dodds Dads Dogs Dead?
SSay it, SSAAY it.
2002-01-03 09:31:12 AM  
Damn! He was the only Clinton I actually liked....but
he had no balls as well...
2002-01-03 09:33:06 AM  
Buddy served his purpose. He was purchased for presstime while Clinton was in the White House.
2002-01-03 09:33:25 AM  
This is the work of the evil right wing conspiracy. I bet Chuck Heston was rideing shotgun!
2002-01-03 09:33:31 AM  
Shoulda been 'Former First Dog, Hillary, killed by car'.
2002-01-03 09:33:37 AM  
Obviously part of the vast right-winged conspiracy.
2002-01-03 09:36:19 AM  
I've always been amazed by the fact that no one seems to complain about people getting killed/maimed/mutilated/crushed by a random tree, but hurt a puppy or a kitten (or even pretend to) and suddenly everyones in an uproar.

It's a god damned animal people.
2002-01-03 09:36:26 AM  
What a wuss
2002-01-03 09:36:29 AM  
But we still don't know what the meaning of "is" is! farking right-wing conspiracy . . . snickers

Does a dog deserve to get hit by a car? No. The owner has a responsibility to keep the dog tied up and under control. If the owner can't do those two things, then I don't feel bad for the dog OR the owner when the dog gets hit.
2002-01-03 09:38:06 AM  
If Buddy was such a great dog, Monica's dress would have been cleaned before she got off her knees. (come on, all dogs do it)
2002-01-03 09:38:48 AM  
I would've celebrated if it were Hitlary.
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