These are the most pointless things imaginable.

Can someone just post the joke?

No, scratch that. Just post some decent boobies links.

The joke would be funnier if her breasts were bigger.

I'd check her reflex reaction.

JohnnyontheSpot

These are the most pointless things imaginable.

No, this is the most pointless thing imaginable:

stupidest joke ever.

Heh, this had 0 posts when I refreshed the page. If I'd only been quicker, the filter coulda turned me into boobies!

HA HA HA, wow, side split'n humor there! But she's cute, minus one kitten.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooo!

The joke was not funny and typically naked chicks are not very good actors, unless they are pretending to be interested in you while you are holding a dollar bill.

Here's a good joke. One day a preacher walks into a strip club. He takes out his wallet, pulls out a twenty ... um, I can't remember the rest of it, but your mother's a whore !

Nentuaby

damn your slow fingers, I would have liked to see that.

/the filter never sleeps

wow, I think I laughed harder at Alexis than I did at that joke. WTG Aley.

Some of these girls I had only seen in pictures before. Hearing their voices along with lame jokes kind of ruined it for me.

Thanks for making me laugh, Alexis. That was great!

iFilm = teh suck

Direct link--right click, save as.

Here's one of my favourites, for those who haven't heard it before:

A world-famous chicken farmer, one of the most knowledge in the world, raised chickens on his farm for many years. But one day, his chickens started becoming sick. First one or two, then more, and soon his entire flock was ill. The chicken farmer did everything he could, consulted every resource he had, but he couldn't discover the problem. Soon, he was forced to get outside help. So, he contacted a biologist, a chemist, and a psysicist, all in the top of their field, to come to his chicken farm and look at his chickens.

They arrived a few days later, and the chicken farmer explained the situation. The biologist examined the chickens first. He ran some tests and gave them thorough check-ups, but ultimately, he couldn't figure out what was making the chickens sick.

Next, the chemist took a turn. He got out all his lab equipment performed a wide array of experiement, but he, too, couldn't determine the problem.

Finally, it was the physicist's turn. He looked at the chickens, turned them this way and that, and then sat down and opened a notebook. He was still for a moment, and then because scribbling furiously. For several minutes, the physicist was buried in his notebook, writing faster than the rest of them could see. Finally, he jumped up, closed his notebook, and exclaimed: "I have it! But, it only works for spherical chickens in a vaccuum!"

*bows*

Kinda new to Fark. What do the terms teh, meh, and the like mean?

I farking hate ifilm links.

teh = I love Lucy reruns

meh = Jimmy Walker say Dynomite!

the like = Michael J. "Shakes" Fox died

lpololoco

You're not supposed to tell! Now we'll have to change them again!

Okay, I'm sensing a pick on the newbie thing going on here.

At least Aria's was semi-funny.

Alexis
As a physicist myself. Very funny. Unfortunately, very true also.

fark ifilm, fark the admin who OKed the link, and especially fark the asshats who submit links to ifilm.

Hold on a second. You mean to tell me she was talking?

Um, 7 different camera angles, each one taking probably on average 50 takes, suffer the poor crew (" Jeez, my wife's havin' a frikkin' BABY...)


/where's my meds?

A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home, and they start getting it on. He starts sucking on one of her teats and milk comes out.

He says, "Hey, are you pregnant?"

She says, "That wasn't a nipple, that was a boil."


*Staggers away*

Q. Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?

A. Because it was too cold 'out Tide'.


/dumb joke I actually laughed at

teh = the = "I sthpell good!!"
meh = feh =

Any questions?

Q. What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?



A. Crib death.

This is quite possibly the dumbest thing I have ever seen. (and I watch FOX)

/I wait all day for and this is what I get?

Ohhhh limpbalzak thats horrible....Im gonna go tell my wife right now.

/thank god for the comfy couch

What do you call a boomarang that don't work?
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A stick.

*Staggers away, trips over curb and falls into rose bush*

Fear: My bad. :)

Q. What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?

A. Crib death.


Edit: The wicked shiat I didnt flush this morning.
/You're welcome...

Q. What's the difference between snow tires and blacks?
Snow tires don't cry when you put chains on them

Q. What has four legs and one arm?
Doberman Pinscher loose in a children's playground

Q. What should you do after you rape Helen Keller?
Break all her fingers so she can't tell anyone

Q. What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
YOU CAN'T HIDE DEAD BABIES IN A GAY MAN

73charger- If you think THIS is being picked on, you MUST be new around here.

Here is my very un-1337 interpretation:

Teh- it's "the" mis-spelled, kind of ends up adding an authoritative edge to whatever follows it; like a combination of "THE" and "Tres" hence "Teh sucks" is read more like "The suckiest ever"

Meh- An expression of ennui, or lack of interest in the topic. Like if someone posted a link to "Hamster Dance" or a "Star Wars v. Star Trek site". Someone would post "Meh" if Wil Wheaton is somehow summoned to a Star Trek thread, he will often throw in a "Meh" just to let everyone know he's passionately indifferent to the Wesley bashing and other goings-on in the thread.

Just read the posts and you will figure it out. Urbandictionary.com might have some better explanations, but be careful about what you look up there because there are some things you're better off not knowing about!

Q. What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.

/thank you folks, i'll be here all week

Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.

The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"

The doctor replies, "You should wait until he's at least 14."


*Crawls out of rose bush and gulps down remaining colt 45*

A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man is disappointed, but thanks them anyway and goes on his way.

Many years later, the man's car breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he again asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man says, "Alright, alright. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?"

The monks reply, "You must travel the world and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you do this, you will become a monk."

The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the Earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 grains of sand on the Earth." The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound."

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is right behind that door." The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real funny. May I have the key?"

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.

So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."

The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

But I can't tell you what it is, because you're not a monk.

Crazed Spatula
Q. What's the difference between snow tires and blacks?
Snow tires don't cry when you put chains on them

You wanna tell race jokes, let's tell race jokes:

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

/I mean no harm

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.

The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and says, "What's wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "He's a midget."



*Throws empty at police car and stumbles behind Nuns giggling, with snot bubble in nose*

Alexis-

I'm adding you to my "ignore" list. That is if Fark had an "ignore list" option, which of course it doesn't. So I will just have to manually ignore you.

Funny name for a thumbtack...

An M&M with a hard on.............


*Pukes and craws upstairs to apartment*

Okay, I'm sensing a pick on the newbie thing going on here.
It's because you asked a stupid question. It's ok though, I don't mind.