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(Daily Express)   Scrotal compression - the silent killer   ( express.co.uk) divider line
    More: Scary, Testicle, Le Kim Khai, Domestic violence, Wife, Husband, Khai's wife, Khai's testicles, Thi Kim Chuong  
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2016-07-13 08:45:16 PM  
TFA had me wincing in sympathy for the guy. Ouch!
 
2016-07-13 08:56:13 PM  
Calling dibs on Scrotal Compression for my death metal band name
 
2016-07-13 09:16:03 PM  

Girl From The North Country: Calling dibs on Scrotal Compression for my death metal band name


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/This is a really good album
 
2016-07-13 09:52:54 PM  
FTA "Neighbours who heard his piercing scream ran into the house, where they found Chuong sitting on her husband, his private area still grasped in her hand, while his face turned purple. "

Not so silent after all.
 
2016-07-13 09:58:14 PM  
This is why we lost the Vietnam War.  Our women were not willing to crush our balls.
 
2016-07-13 10:11:25 PM  
OK, come on, somebody has to post it.
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2016-07-13 10:22:35 PM  
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2016-07-13 10:24:20 PM  
Maybe she'll date again, but everyone knows she's nuts.
 
2016-07-13 11:05:11 PM  
I doubt he went quietly.
 
2016-07-13 11:13:53 PM  
Who else got hard from reading that?
 
2016-07-13 11:13:55 PM  
Silent?
 
2016-07-13 11:18:12 PM  

comrade: Silent?


But deadly.
 
2016-07-13 11:18:21 PM  
From Masahiko Kimura's "My Judo", describing a postwar confrontation with rogue American military police:  "I disposed of the last man by squeezing his balls with full force. Ever since I was in junior high, I have been called Master Groin Squeezer, and had absolute confidence in this technique."

That is a pretty awesome title to earn.  7dan in judo, but undoubtedly 10dan in groin squeezing.
 
2016-07-13 11:23:35 PM  
You can die from that?

/I guess you'd want to
 
2016-07-13 11:24:29 PM  
I'm impressed that she was able to maintain high pressure for five full minutes without getting a cramp in her hand.


/also, it's the Express, so all of this probably never happened
 
2016-07-13 11:26:14 PM  
I would err, there are some people who would pay good money for that.
 
2016-07-13 11:26:50 PM  
so... shes single ??
 
2016-07-13 11:27:46 PM  
totes my scrotes.
 
2016-07-13 11:29:03 PM  
I fell asleep with my balls between my legs once.  Once.  They must have been slowly compressed, not unlike the frog in the slowly-heating skillet of milk.  For a week I had the bowling-ball-in-the-guts feeling of being kicked there.  Now I always give them the pre-sleep adjustment.  Heed my warning, lest you suffer the same fate.
 
2016-07-13 11:30:58 PM  
I knew I should have shown him "Electro-Gonorrhea, the Noisy Killer"
 
2016-07-13 11:31:19 PM  

abhorrent1: You can die from that?

/I guess you'd want to


Excruciating pain can result in nausea and vomiting sometimes (migraines for example), and that is what happened here apparently. It just so happened that he choked on the vomit, so the death itself is more like a freak accident in this case.
 
2016-07-13 11:31:40 PM  
WHY do they FEEL they must EMPHASIZE random WORDS?
 
2016-07-13 11:32:23 PM  

pyrotek85: abhorrent1: You can die from that?

/I guess you'd want to

Excruciating pain can result in nausea and vomiting sometimes (migraines for example), and that is what happened here apparently. It just so happened that he choked on the vomit, so the death itself is more like a freak accident in this case.


Came to the same conclusion.
 
2016-07-13 11:33:21 PM  
Crunch all you want, we'll make... oh, wait.

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2016-07-13 11:33:58 PM  
Was it his own vomit?  You can't dust for vomit.
 
2016-07-13 11:34:31 PM  

Girl From The North Country: Calling dibs on Scrotal Compression for my death metal band name


Okay, this comment got a laugh prompted me to look at your profile.

FYFP
Bad grammar - everyone should go out TODAY and buy a copy of "The Elements of Style". It will teach you how and when to use: their vs. there, your vs. you're, its vs. it's, to vs. too, affect vs. effect, etc....

Should anybody need to buy a copy of this book? If they didn't bother to learn it in grade school, they probably didn't give a shiite and aren't likely to start giving one now.
 
2016-07-13 11:35:36 PM  

bdub77: [www.oneinchpunch.net image 420x717]


Came here for this, leaving happily.
 
2016-07-13 11:35:39 PM  

abhorrent1: You can die from that?

/I guess you'd want to


He puked and choked to death on it.

I'd ask if you read the article, but it's obvious you didn't read it. If you did, your reading comprehension needs improvement.
 
2016-07-13 11:40:51 PM  
Scrotum != testicles
 
2016-07-13 11:41:02 PM  
With helpful picture of a generic Asian guy wincing.

/Or maybe his eyes always look like that.
 
2016-07-13 11:42:13 PM  
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2016-07-13 11:44:11 PM  

Precision Boobery: I fell asleep with my balls between my legs once.  Once.  They must have been slowly compressed, not unlike the frog in the slowly-heating skillet of milk.  For a week I had the bowling-ball-in-the-guts feeling of being kicked there.  Now I always give them the pre-sleep adjustment.  Heed my warning, lest you suffer the same fate.


This is why I read fark.

/Thanks
//are we not doing slashies anymore?
 
2016-07-13 11:44:32 PM  
Who's bright idea was it to design the testicles to be outside the body anyway? I know they need to stay slightly cooler than the regular body temp, and therein lies the flaw. Why not ave them be able to stay nice and warm while being protected deep inside, kind of like where the ovaries are located. That configuration would have no impact on being able to easily able to pee anywhere we wanted. And a cock shot is far less painful than a nut shot. That engineer should be fired...
 
2016-07-13 11:46:53 PM  

Ruthven13: Who's bright idea was it to design the testicles to be outside the body anyway? I know they need to stay slightly cooler than the regular body temp, and therein lies the flaw. Why not ave them be able to stay nice and warm while being protected deep inside, kind of like where the ovaries are located. That configuration would have no impact on being able to easily able to pee anywhere we wanted. And a cock shot is far less painful than a nut shot. That engineer should be fired...


Every Achilles must have his heel.
 
2016-07-13 11:48:33 PM  

Precision Boobery: I fell asleep with my balls between my legs once.  Once.  They must have been slowly compressed, not unlike the frog in the slowly-heating skillet of milk.  For a week I had the bowling-ball-in-the-guts feeling of being kicked there.  Now I always give them the pre-sleep adjustment.  Heed my warning, lest you suffer the same fate.


Did you need help soonish?
 
2016-07-13 11:49:41 PM  

TwowheelinTim: abhorrent1: You can die from that?

/I guess you'd want to

He puked and choked to death on it.

I'd ask if you read the article, but it's obvious you didn't read it. If you did, your reading comprehension needs improvement.


You're a real ball-buster. Holy Shiaiite.
 
2016-07-13 11:51:50 PM  

Ruthven13: Who's bright idea was it to design the testicles to be outside the body anyway? I know they need to stay slightly cooler than the regular body temp, and therein lies the flaw. Why not ave them be able to stay nice and warm while being protected deep inside, kind of like where the ovaries are located. That configuration would have no impact on being able to easily able to pee anywhere we wanted. And a cock shot is far less painful than a nut shot. That engineer should be fired...


maybe if the balls were in the body, we could have some sort of cooling fin on the outside with blood vessels to channel heat away from the gonads.  Sure, that could be damaged also, but I imagine a cooling fin and blood vessels would be able to grow back, where as complicated structures like testes would be more difficult.  Then we could display like other animals.  "oooh, look at the size of his fin!  I bet his testicles are extremely cool".
 
2016-07-13 11:52:14 PM  

Ruthven13: Who's bright idea was it to design the testicles to be outside the body anyway? I know they need to stay slightly cooler than the regular body temp, and therein lies the flaw. Why not ave them be able to stay nice and warm while being protected deep inside, kind of like where the ovaries are located. That configuration would have no impact on being able to easily able to pee anywhere we wanted. And a cock shot is far less painful than a nut shot. That engineer should be fired...


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2016-07-13 11:55:15 PM  
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*sigh*

Didn't listen to the song's lyrics...
 
2016-07-13 11:59:31 PM  
Back in elementary school I had a M.R.E. (moral, religious education) who told the girls in class "Any guy that does something to you that you don't want him to, just reach down, grab, twist, and pull as hard as you can."
All the guys in his class were well behaved after that speech.
 
2016-07-14 12:00:24 AM  

burninbeaver: Ruthven13: Who's bright idea was it to design the testicles to be outside the body anyway? I know they need to stay slightly cooler than the regular body temp, and therein lies the flaw. Why not ave them be able to stay nice and warm while being protected deep inside, kind of like where the ovaries are located. That configuration would have no impact on being able to easily able to pee anywhere we wanted. And a cock shot is far less painful than a nut shot. That engineer should be fired...

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I thought that quote was from Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
 
2016-07-14 12:05:37 AM  

Phony_Soldier: burninbeaver: Ruthven13: Who's bright idea was it to design the testicles to be outside the body anyway? I know they need to stay slightly cooler than the regular body temp, and therein lies the flaw. Why not ave them be able to stay nice and warm while being protected deep inside, kind of like where the ovaries are located. That configuration would have no impact on being able to easily able to pee anywhere we wanted. And a cock shot is far less painful than a nut shot. That engineer should be fired...

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I thought that quote was from Ruth Bader Ginsburg.


Could have been.
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2016-07-14 12:08:40 AM  

burninbeaver: Phony_Soldier: burninbeaver: Ruthven13: Who's bright idea was it to design the testicles to be outside the body anyway? I know they need to stay slightly cooler than the regular body temp, and therein lies the flaw. Why not ave them be able to stay nice and warm while being protected deep inside, kind of like where the ovaries are located. That configuration would have no impact on being able to easily able to pee anywhere we wanted. And a cock shot is far less painful than a nut shot. That engineer should be fired...

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I thought that quote was from Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Could have been.
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That made me laugh. I haven't seen that one.

/Thanks
 
2016-07-14 12:14:06 AM  
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I'm not clicking on the link and you can't make me. So there.
 
2016-07-14 12:21:34 AM  

Ruthven13: Who's bright idea was it to design the testicles to be outside the body anyway? I know they need to stay slightly cooler than the regular body temp, and therein lies the flaw. Why not ave them be able to stay nice and warm while being protected deep inside, kind of like where the ovaries are located. That configuration would have no impact on being able to easily able to pee anywhere we wanted. And a cock shot is far less painful than a nut shot. That engineer should be fired...


How would you be able to dangle, shake, and itch them.  Plus you havent lived until you blow your load and a nice breeze blows over your balls, its about as good a feeling as there is.
 
2016-07-14 12:25:10 AM  
I hope my body can take it
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2016-07-14 12:27:43 AM  

FarkQued: Ruthven13: Who's bright idea was it to design the testicles to be outside the body anyway? I know they need to stay slightly cooler than the regular body temp, and therein lies the flaw. Why not ave them be able to stay nice and warm while being protected deep inside, kind of like where the ovaries are located. That configuration would have no impact on being able to easily able to pee anywhere we wanted. And a cock shot is far less painful than a nut shot. That engineer should be fired...

How would you be able to dangle, shake, and itch them.  Plus you havent lived until you blow your load and a nice breeze blows over your balls, its about as good a feeling as there is.


Go take a shower.
 
2016-07-14 12:43:34 AM  

Precision Boobery: I fell asleep with my balls between my legs once.  Once.  They must have been slowly compressed, not unlike the frog in the slowly-heating skillet of milk.  For a week I had the bowling-ball-in-the-guts feeling of being kicked there.  Now I always give them the pre-sleep adjustment.  Heed my warning, lest you suffer the same fate.


This man... this here is a smart man. Heed his words.
 
2016-07-14 12:43:40 AM  
Mmm no I'm gonna say that'shiatting your wife syndrom and he got his just desserts.
 
2016-07-14 12:44:01 AM  
Lmao auto correct fail
 
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