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(Shanghaiist)   On second thought trying to impress your girlfriend by taking her to the local police station and pretending to be the police chief maybe wasn't the smartest idea   ( shanghaiist.com) divider line
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2016-07-14 01:24:27 AM  
Chief Gene Masseth.
 
2016-07-14 01:27:31 AM  
Did a Chinese guy just try to play the "they all look the same to me" card?
 
2016-07-14 01:27:35 AM  
Hey, if you convinced her of that, she's probably the same type of gal who can be convinced that what just happened was all a ruse so you can go undercover.

Will work better on the long run.

/does not condone lying.
 
2016-07-14 01:43:13 AM  
Was that wrong?
 
2016-07-14 01:43:53 AM  
~600m Chinese women, someone has to fall for it eventually.
 
2016-07-14 01:43:59 AM  
Sez you
 
2016-07-14 01:50:37 AM  

gunsmack: Did a Chinese guy just try to play the "they all look the same to me" card?


I think I have face blindness to a certain degree and it's especially confusing when I watch a movie full of Asians.

The last movie I watched was Eastern Bandits, which is more accurately titled "An Inaccurate Memoir" in other countries.  It was an entertaining film made in China about the Japanese invading them and it was somewhat difficult to keep up with who was who at times.   Oh, this Chinese guy is pretending to be a Japanese guy so he can assassinate another Japanese guy?

plus it's subtitled so that always distracts from the actual visual experience.

Learning Mandarin is on my bucket list of things I will never accomplish.
 
2016-07-14 01:51:44 AM  
This man is a saint.
We all have needs. His was to make it with five weirdos and have them scrub his five castles. He gave them all what they wanted and of course he made a few bucks letting pigswatch through the two-way mirror. Can any of you say you wouldn't have done the exact same thing in his position?
 
2016-07-14 01:58:54 AM  
Chinese men love to boast and exaggerate. Yet they look dumber when they are found out than if they just told the truth up front.

/Chinese investors are the worst
 
2016-07-14 02:24:35 AM  
Maybe he was just trying to "cop" a feel?
 
2016-07-14 02:48:17 AM  

CoysOdie: Maybe he was just trying to "cop" a feel?


mindreading bastard!
 
2016-07-14 08:11:46 AM  
Futurama did it first.
 
2016-07-14 10:56:02 AM  
"Further police investigation revealed that he actually had five girlfriends at the same time."

That sounds.... just exhausting.
 
2016-07-14 09:55:37 PM  
Maybe it wasn't the best idea he ever had, but she's never going to forget him.
 
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