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(Mirror.co.uk)   Oh, sure, but when subby did it he got kicked out of the zoo   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2016-07-13 10:50:48 PM  
Good thing the ape didn't wolf whistle.
 
2016-07-13 10:51:21 PM  
Giving monkeys handies?
 
2016-07-13 10:51:45 PM  
Subby has words of wisdom for those of you going to the Buffalo Fark party.
 
2016-07-13 10:52:19 PM  
"Get your stinking paws off me you damned dirty ape!"
 
2016-07-13 10:54:58 PM  
Harambe would be jealous.
 
2016-07-13 10:55:31 PM  
A little inter-species groping eh submitter?

Kinky.
 
2016-07-13 10:56:18 PM  
He had to sneeze and was looking for some tissues.  I don't see the problem here.
 
2016-07-13 10:56:47 PM  
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2016-07-13 10:57:58 PM  

FatherChaos: He had to sneeze and was looking for some tissues.  I don't see the problem here.


Well, it doesn't look like he found any in the usual place.
 
2016-07-13 10:58:10 PM  
Sorry you got kicked out, subby. Just a recap of the rules, guys.

1. Be handsome
2. Be attractive
3. Don't be unattractive
 
2016-07-13 11:06:24 PM  
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2016-07-13 11:08:13 PM  
That is my fetish
 
2016-07-13 11:21:18 PM  
Speaking of primates and breasts...

Remember Koko, the gorilla who knows sign language? She lives out here on the left coast not far from SF. About 10 years ago, the foundation that looks after her started getting sued by female care takers for them being forced to show their bare breasts to Koko.

For anyone keeping score, Koko is a low land femalegorilla.
 
2016-07-13 11:33:20 PM  
It's an orangutan, not a sex object, Subby.
 
2016-07-13 11:58:39 PM  
Well, in your case it was the zoo that didn't appreciate the orangutangs being groped.
 
2016-07-14 12:05:01 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: Subby has words of wisdom for those of you going to the Buffalo Fark party.


I'm late.
damit.
 
2016-07-14 12:18:26 AM  
Boobies.

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They make monkeys of us all.
 
2016-07-14 12:35:06 AM  
"As the handy ape moves in for his killer move the staff can be heard shouting: "Oi, Oi, Oi" in a bid to get the animal to behave."

Yeah. Right. I'm pretty sure bonzo there knows oi oi oi to mean "grab them tittays".
 
2016-07-14 12:46:23 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Boobies.

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They make monkeys of us all.



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2016-07-14 02:29:49 AM  
That's funny. Usually When I go to the zoo the monkeys are touching themselves.
 
2016-07-14 03:15:03 AM  
She may have enjoyed that just a little *too* much.
 
2016-07-14 03:27:55 AM  
When I clicked the link and saw the headline, I thought it was Trump.
 
2016-07-14 06:31:52 AM  
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2016-07-14 08:03:16 AM  

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Had that happen to me once.  Never believed it until it actually happened, freaked me the hell out.  Probably gave me the cooties.
 
2016-07-14 08:06:14 AM  
On another note if you ever do get to visit Thailand I do recommend you visit one of their zoos.  You get to take pictures with a lot of different species you wouldn't normally.  My buddy with me took one with a mother farking lion.  He got to put his arm around the lion.  He said it was the scariest shiat he's ever done.  Said you could feel the rumble of his breathing and just the sheer power of the animals was evident.  I said "fark no" when they asked me if I wanted a turn.
 
2016-07-14 08:37:20 AM  
With the family at the National Zoo in DC a few years ago when I hear "daddy, that elephant has two trunks!"

Indeed he did.

The crowd of us along the railing took in the spectacle in awed silence for a few moments. A silence then ruined by husbands \ boyfriends simultaneously making rude jokes to their partners.

\Thinking about it now still makes me feel inadequate
 
2016-07-14 11:19:46 AM  

RandolphCarter: With the family at the National Zoo in DC a few years ago when I hear "daddy, that elephant has two trunks!"

Indeed he did.

The crowd of us along the railing took in the spectacle in awed silence for a few moments. A silence then ruined by husbands \ boyfriends simultaneously making rude jokes to their partners.


Reminds me of the second time I organized a furmeet in Portland, back in April, 1999.  It was at the Washington Park Zoo recently-renamed Oregon Zoo (because stupid people were thinking it was in Fort Vancouver, WA, 20km by road from the zoo, even though the giant hint should have been "Look in Washington Park, idiot").  Apparently, the last quiet weekend of the spring/only nice weekend that spring meant "There's people watching, start farking like mad" to the animals.
 
2016-07-14 12:28:07 PM  

phishrace: Speaking of primates and breasts...

Remember Koko, the gorilla who knows sign language? She lives out here on the left coast not far from SF. About 10 years ago, the foundation that looks after her started getting sued by female care takers for them being forced to show their bare breasts to Koko.

For anyone keeping score, Koko is a low land female gogayrilla.

 
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