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(Reuters)   Brits go toothing for high-tech sex   ( reuters.com) divider line
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2004-04-19 12:06:46 PM  
(British teeth jokes to follow)
 
2004-04-19 01:39:02 PM  
This whole toothing thing just seems to shorten the amount of time it takes for the purported 19/f to turn into 35/m.
 
2004-04-19 05:21:09 PM  
Sorry...if nothing gets sukked...it doesn't count..
 
2004-04-19 05:21:16 PM  
Yes, bad teeth are terribly unattractive, BUT chicks with greasy hair, obnoxious Ozzy-wanna-be tatoos, and Bob Hopes nose are so much more repulsive - especially when they keep their freakiness on the DL.
 
2004-04-19 05:21:16 PM  
I ain't putting my sensitive parts anywhere near British teeth!

/had to be done
 
2004-04-19 05:21:57 PM  
those crazy europeans! what will they think of next!
 
2004-04-19 05:22:00 PM  
When does it go from 'toothing' to gumming?
 
2004-04-19 05:23:30 PM  
All brits have bad teeth, just like all americans are fat and stupid.
 
2004-04-19 05:24:28 PM  
Anywhere but England they would call it teething
 
2004-04-19 05:24:42 PM  
Do they SMS the various Venereal Diseases to each other weeks afterward?
 
2004-04-19 05:25:30 PM  
This is the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
 
2004-04-19 05:26:19 PM  
"Toothing" has been popular in Kentuckt for a while. Whatever brother has the most teeth gets his choice of his available sisters.
 
2004-04-19 05:26:48 PM  
AIDS is NOT A CONCERN....keep walking.....don't look...nothing to see here.
 
2004-04-19 05:26:50 PM  
When does it go from 'toothing' to gumming?

When Grandma gets in on teh action.
 
2004-04-19 05:27:31 PM  
I think this is cool, and if I were a total slut I would do it all the time.

But I'm not, so I wont.
 
2004-04-19 05:27:56 PM  
bluejacking

hoff hoff hoff
 
2004-04-19 05:27:58 PM  
Apparently, the best time for this to be done, is tooth-hurty.
 
2004-04-19 05:28:28 PM  
me in the night

Yes, bad teeth are terribly unattractive, BUT chicks with greasy hair, obnoxious Ozzy-wanna-be tatoos, and Bob Hopes nose are so much more repulsive - especially when they keep their freakiness on the DL.


I keep reading that as "Dreadlands". How big a geek does that make me?

I suppose I should take comfort in the fact that I'm not desperate enough to go looking for random sexual encounters with some stranger who calls himself "Toothy Toothing" (no, I'm not kidding, read the article).
 
2004-04-19 05:28:59 PM  
Death_Toll: You must have seen that pon movie called "Gum Me Bare". Hehe.
 
2004-04-19 05:29:40 PM  
[image from thegrid.org.uk too old to be available]
 
2004-04-19 05:30:21 PM  
Aaaagh, Ferengi!
 
2004-04-19 05:30:49 PM  
NO! Not the "Big Book of British Smiles"!!! AAAH!
 
2004-04-19 05:30:57 PM  
Well, ther you go, Death_Toll.
 
2004-04-19 05:31:11 PM  
I don't believe this for a minute.
 
2004-04-19 05:34:12 PM  
And I'm betting just like chat room trolls, most "toothers" are men.
 
2004-04-19 05:34:34 PM  
Soon, oh so very soon, i-like-maple-syrup will be threadjacking this to promote his herp-a-genda.
 
2004-04-19 05:34:41 PM  
I once recieved a BJ from a girl wearing braces. My buddies called her the "Black and decker pecker wrecker."


/Am I sheltered or is that term widespread?
 
2004-04-19 05:35:15 PM  
Toothy Brits?

The ironing is delicious!
 
2004-04-19 05:36:11 PM  
Jake Steed - Its wide spread. And a Porn guy like yourself should know better.
 
2004-04-19 05:36:48 PM  
All brits have bad teeth, just like all americans are fat and stupid.

Johnny_Stupid

Really? Cause I've lived in the states for over 24 years and we are all fat and stupid. I had no idea all brits really did have bad teeth.

/kidding, only 99.9% are
 
2004-04-19 05:37:31 PM  
screamin_g I certainly hope i-likes-maple-syrup shows up. Most likely he's still seething after being biatch slapped by his dad for singing a Prince song. Loser.
 
2004-04-19 05:38:11 PM  
I wonder if the same people would would have sex with a total stranger like that would take a swig out of a half empty coke bottle that was sitting on the sidewalk?
 
2004-04-19 05:38:49 PM  
This seems to be the home of the toothers

Some funny stuff in there if you are willing to wade through the hordes of desperate men who get no replies.

I'll be getting on at angle. Are you big enough to tooth my teeth out?

lol, that gem taken from the "trains" board
 
2004-04-19 05:39:18 PM  
is this supposed...to...be...an exciting fad...

...I'm...supposed...to be keeping...up with...?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[image from tjf.or.jp too old to be available]
 
2004-04-19 05:40:36 PM  
This has been going on in Japan for years. Not here in the puritanical U.S. of T-n-A though.
 
2004-04-19 05:42:19 PM  
damn you assholes posting gross pictures in-thread.
we don't need to see that shiat. burn in hell farkwads!

also, I submitted this with a funnier headline.
 
2004-04-19 05:43:49 PM  
Damn Wildeyed you beat me to it. Yeah, the Japs have had hook up devices that alerted you when a compatible person was within 20 yards of you. Makes it easy to break the ice. "Uh, yeah so my Love Tamagachi thinks we should hook up. and you know if he gets disappointed he withers up and dies." Just one of a billion reasons I want to go to Japan.

Fark a Duckk
 
2004-04-19 05:43:53 PM  
I am shocked! When do we get toothing here in Nebraska?
 
2004-04-19 05:44:24 PM  
jake steed:

once recieved a BJ from a girl wearing braces. My buddies called her the "Black and decker pecker wrecker."

funny enough, the best bj i ever had was from a girl with braces. her overcompensation safety-wise made for a truly amazing technique that no braces-less lady has ever been able to match.
 
2004-04-19 05:45:55 PM  
After a few days of flirting, she suggested a brief encounter in a station lavatory.

"The meeting wasn't a romantic thing -- it was purely sexual..."


Having sex with a complete stranger in a lavatory isn't romantic? Really?
 
2004-04-19 05:46:45 PM  
The thought did cross my mind about going when I heard of it too purple_duckk, but I'm a really big fan of big American breasts!
 
2004-04-19 05:48:06 PM  
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2004-04-19 05:49:06 PM  
retro128 ,/b>
I wonder if the same people would would have sex with a total stranger like that would take a swig out of a half empty coke bottle that was sitting on the sidewalk?

Probably if they were thirsty enough.
 
2004-04-19 05:49:32 PM  
All I read was mens names in the article. Me thinks that all the toothers are also homosexuals.
 
2004-04-19 05:50:06 PM  
My guess is that the breakdown of 'encounters' goes something like 99% gay men, and the remaining 1% is that one encounter "Toothy Toothenstein" or whatever his name is supposedly had.
 
2004-04-19 05:52:28 PM  
martissimo

didja happen to notice that there is more discussion taking place in that board about the technological perils of toothing in flight than there is about actually meeting for sex?

does that say anything about the kind of people we're dealing with here?
 
2004-04-19 05:53:08 PM  
Bad_Sinfluence:
I don't think they're *all* homosexuals.. just looking to get some with a woman.
 
2004-04-19 05:53:51 PM  
See, Wildeyed big american boobs look great in clothes, but most of the time you can play hacky sac with them once removed from the bra. I find Jap girls, actually asian girls in general, hot. Especially when dressed up as school girls.


Fark a Duckk
 
2004-04-19 05:53:51 PM  
It sounds exciting, until you realize that the people having sex with eachother are british, yuck.

Then again, I guess it could provide a faster way for our wandering metrosexual population to hookup faster, because god knows stinking like cheap cologne/perfume and wearing designer clothes intended to look dirty doesn't seem to be able to help them identify eachother rapidly enough.
 
2004-04-19 05:54:32 PM  
Richard_Feynmans_Big_Toe

Touche, sir, touche.
 
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