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(AVN)   Ron Jeremy and Gary Coleman on Weakest Link this Sunday   ( divider line
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4447 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jan 2002 at 1:49 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-02 01:50:14 AM  
Now THAT'S a porn movie I'd like to see.

They'd have to use some kind of lubricant.
2002-01-02 01:51:20 AM  
Oh yeah, first, and boobies, and all that crap.
2002-01-02 01:51:37 AM  
Oh my good Lord. Looks like I won't even have to drop any acid that night.
2002-01-02 01:53:03 AM  
Quality. Entertainment.
2002-01-02 01:54:52 AM  
I want to see Ron giving Ann Robinson a hot beef injection and make her beg him for more! Take that Ann, Take It, TAKE IT!!!
2002-01-02 01:54:58 AM  
that's the coolest panel of gameshow contestants i've ever heard of.

2002-01-02 01:55:27 AM  
You are the midget good bye....hehe!
2002-01-02 01:55:35 AM  
I wonder if Ron's dick is bigger that Gary's?

Gary's body that is.
2002-01-02 01:56:31 AM  
Yay, link #2 ... :)
2002-01-02 01:57:58 AM  
And now,Kthulhu Sex Caboose Videos presents the Ron Jeremy as "Harry Berries" and Gary Coleman as "Shorty Black" double feature "Chocolate Vanilla Shake".
2002-01-02 02:00:05 AM  
Didn't Corey Feldman introduce River Phoenix and Wil Wheaton to pot?
2002-01-02 02:02:26 AM  
There has to be a dirty joke here, but I'm not going to tell it.
2002-01-02 02:04:57 AM  
Hytes Xian: Pity River didn't introduce Corey to his drug dealer...
2002-01-02 02:05:16 AM  
"Even if you don't admit you watching adult movies, you know who Ron Jeremy is."

Subtle and true.
2002-01-02 02:06:29 AM  
Have the ratings of "Weakest Link" been sliding? Because this sounds like a desperation move.

Elmo: Was your joke something about there being two big dicks on the show?
2002-01-02 02:06:50 AM  
Will it be held in a 20 foot high, steel cage perchance?
2002-01-02 02:07:19 AM  
years from now we will all be able to remember what we were doing when The Sex Gerbil and that Guy from Diffrent Strokes appeared on Weakest Link. Diffrent Strokes:....a Ron Jeremy Production....Starring...never mind....back to pounding 40 ouncers and watching FOX
2002-01-02 02:17:29 AM  
Ron... You are the Hedgehog. Goodbye!

Porn-Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy
2002-01-02 03:15:54 AM  
Ron Jeremy is not the problem. However, legitimizing this clown IS. Countdown to the Fall of Rome: 3,2,1...
2002-01-02 03:30:47 AM  
That wasn't Gary. It was Ron's dick in a tux.
2002-01-02 03:44:39 AM  
haha...check out the rest of that site...i didnt know such a site existed...up to the minute breaking porn news
2002-01-02 04:05:16 AM  
"Even if you don't admit you watch adult movies, you know who Ron Jeremy is."

yea - the ugliest guy ever to get money for getting laid. By rights he ought to be a 50/50 candidate for the Darwin Awards, for being repugnant.
2002-01-02 04:08:12 AM  
gary coleman? holy shiat, I worship that man.
2002-01-02 04:58:51 AM  
Ron Jeremy and Gary Coleman on Weakest Link.

Well, that's about the long and the short of it.

(I can't believe no one said that yet)
2002-01-02 05:02:25 AM  
Tigsnort: Hahahaha!

A little knowledge goes a loooong way.

(I know I know. Baaaaad attempt at humor by me. But it's 3 am and I'm at work...leave me alone!)
2002-01-02 05:18:48 AM  
"the long and the short of it"

he shoots, he scores.
2002-01-02 05:29:04 AM  
Will Wil be participating again?
2002-01-02 05:31:03 AM  
"the ugliest guy ever to get money for getting laid"

Yeah, and that's what makes him cool. That and Orgazmo.

One Million Dollar Question: Why couldn't Wil be on Weakest Link with these guys instead???

(St Vitus: Too Old to Rock n Roll, Too Lazy to HTML)
2002-01-02 06:22:40 AM  
Harry Weiss, Metro Studios' Director of Publicity told, "Even if you don't admit you watching adult movies, you know who Ron Jeremy is."

What you say !!

This guy is a director of publicity? Yikes...
2002-01-02 06:48:24 AM  
It's a slippery slope, I tell ya. First you put a porn star on network t.v., the next thing you know there could be bare nipples making appearances. Maybe this is a good thing.
2002-01-02 06:52:43 AM  
ads are NSFW...
2002-01-02 06:53:02 AM  
i wonder if they'll have to stack up a couple of phone books for Gary to stand on....?
2002-01-02 06:56:19 AM  
Bongoman - Ron Jeremy's nipples ... yay.

What amuses me is the picture of how many hubbies will be going "Wow! Ron Jeremy on Weakest Link! Isn't that something, honey?" to which honey goes "Ron who?". Hubby: "Uuuh ... nobody. Search me. Jeremy ... Jeremy ... nah, doesn't ring any bells. Ts."
2002-01-02 07:01:56 AM  
... bit like the (FOAF) story about a high school chemistry lesson where the teacher concocts some mixture that smells just like sperm. Watch some of the girls go "Wow! That smells just like ... uh ... er ... nothing familiar, at all." [/tangent]
2002-01-02 07:18:07 AM  
How air-brushed was that picture of Ron? That guy is disgusting looking in real life. But hey, he is porking some very hot skanks and...well...I am just watching. Nevermind.
2002-01-02 08:16:01 AM  
Ah yes. Television at it's finest. What has happened to this country's standards? Sigh.
2002-01-02 10:05:56 AM  
Classic Fark Headline. Genius putting RJ and GC in the same headline. Reads like a zen koan. Kudos to whoever can take credit for it.
2002-01-02 10:22:01 AM  
I thought he was dead.

For a good laugh, check out IMDB (titles NSFW?). I didn't really expect him to be there.
2002-01-02 11:19:55 AM  
If you're one of the other panelists and you look across the WL arena thingy and you see Ron Jeremy or Gary Coleman(or Corey Feldman or Rick Rockwell for that matter), don't you think that would be one of those moments of clarity in which it becomes obvious what an absolute bedwetting farce your life has become.

I think that'd be the case, especially if you don't win.
2002-01-02 11:25:28 AM  
Ron the HedgeHog and Gary the Midget bang the British host.
2002-01-02 11:34:43 AM  
Rpm: Thanks for the link to the banner ad, numbnuts.
2002-01-02 11:38:41 AM  
Try This instead.

Dogbone, that was the link in the address bar after I clicked the link from search. The above link was from the search link itself, so it should be OK.
2002-01-02 12:03:47 PM  
2002-01-02 01:05:28 PM  
Why the hell would I want to see a lil tiny black dude and an overgrown hedgehog.
Put Jasmine St. Claire, Lorissa Mc Coomas, & Racquel Darrian on NAKED then I'll tune in.
2002-01-02 02:45:27 PM  
Oh man, that is going to be HILARIOUS! I don't usually watch television, and I think that that pommie witch is a serious biatch, but I think I'll tune in for this episode.

-he who stacks pork
2002-01-02 04:15:55 PM  
"You're the sausage link...Good-bye!"
2002-01-02 05:30:33 PM  
NBC is just blazing toward a new standard in programming, I tell you. A porn star on a lame show sponsored by a hard liquor ad. Maybe they'll work in some Trojan PSAs too.

Time to sell my GE stock. Welch, I miss you already. This would be funny on Comedy Central, but not on NBC.
2002-01-02 06:48:30 PM  
Q:What do Jeremy & Coleman have in common ?
A:They both had anal sex with shiathead. At the same time.
2002-01-03 02:46:11 AM  
Ron Jeremy...on the same network that's preparing to run hard liquor ads for the first time in forever....

NBC: Since you won't watch "Inside Schwartz," you'll have to put up with this!
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