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2004-04-19 10:19:31 AM
dumbass tag anyone?
 
2004-04-19 10:21:30 AM
I think would cover that Dimensiation
 
2004-04-19 10:21:46 AM
Yeah, cos "stupid" and "dumbass" mean totally different things... Just let it be.
 
2004-04-19 10:22:15 AM
Why do these morons always rob people they KNOW.

I remember in high school, a guy robbed the book bag near my house. When the police asked the clerk for a description, she told them his name and said he's in my class at school.

Now if you're going to rob someone and they know you BY NAME, don't you think they will tell that to the cops?
 
2004-04-19 10:23:55 AM
how much money can a 13 yr old have? armed robbery for $3.50?
 
2004-04-19 10:25:21 AM
Michael Hernandez, 14, was charged as an adult with the Feb. 3 killing.

Florida law, ladies and gentlemen.
 
2004-04-19 10:25:30 AM
I don't get it, why would the person having a laser pointer make them a mark for a mugger?
 
2004-04-19 10:25:44 AM
someone should rob him for his life.
stupid laser pointers.
 
2004-04-19 10:27:25 AM
You'll shoot your eye out....oh wrong thing.

I'll Burn your Eye out!!!
 
2004-04-19 10:28:36 AM
The 80's called; they want their Laser Tag back.
 
2004-04-19 10:28:47 AM
Dimensiation
"dumbass tag anyone?"


More like a laser tag. Sorry, couldn't resist.

 
2004-04-19 10:29:33 AM
At least we can feel secure knowing that the kid arrested will be thoroughly punished by being condemned to a life long relationship with the legal system.


Re-a-billy-what-iton?! Fark that we're just lookin' fer blood.
 
2004-04-19 10:29:57 AM
Dr.Evil: We've got juveniles with frikkin' laser beams!

/yawns, goes back to bed
 
2004-04-19 10:30:23 AM
The laser-pointer shaped like a handgun also was seized

Your pointing days are over, Jedediah.
 
2004-04-19 10:34:26 AM
I call for a DUMBASS tag on this one!
 
2004-04-19 10:34:35 AM
"Give me your money or else I'll annoy you when you watch movies with a red dot!!"

or

"Hold still and let me target your eye, my hand's kind of shakey."
 
2004-04-19 10:35:08 AM
Just give me a good boobies link. Hearing about assclowns showing the world how 'cool' they are is enough to make anyone puke. More boobies!!!

/boobies make life good.
 
2004-04-19 10:37:10 AM
"Sarah Connor?"
 
2004-04-19 10:37:27 AM
How does the last little bit of info relate?

A murder by a different kid at a different school in a different area, with a different "weapon".

That's like putting an article about Pete Rose betting on baseball at the end of Barry Bonds' Steroid abuse article.
 
2004-04-19 10:38:05 AM
The laser-pointer shaped like a handgun also was seized

they make laser pointers shaped like handguns? i want one!
 
2004-04-19 10:38:33 AM
boobies make life good.

I second that...maybe we could get some Boobies with frickin laser beams
 
2004-04-19 10:38:44 AM
Maybe he was frustrated because the David Blaine stunt didn't work out very well.
 
2004-04-19 10:39:11 AM
I don't know the kid, so it sounds a lot like it could be a kind of "Hey, give me your money LOL" kind of thing.

Dumbass, yes, but I'm almost thinking "Zero Tolerance".
 
2004-04-19 10:39:33 AM
wait, he was 15 and in middle school? Good to know he wasn't that smart to begin with...
 
2004-04-19 10:43:00 AM
A little late, but did the kid use this item?
 
2004-04-19 10:48:18 AM
Someone needs to slap that laser pointing kid's parents.
 
2004-04-19 10:57:10 AM
Farkle34 Just give me a good boobies link. Hearing about assclowns showing the world how 'cool' they are is enough to make anyone puke. More boobies!!!

/boobies make life good.



How about Judy Dench (NSFW)?
 
2004-04-19 11:01:02 AM
i was held up once, but all i had was a $2 bill, and like the robber said that is wake fake, and i said no way, you can use it at Taco Bell, and he like went there and got arrested for using a $2 bill....
 
2004-04-19 11:02:40 AM
There should be a dumbass tag for that whole city. I've lived there for nine years, and you wouldn't believe the stupid shiat that happens. It's all spoiled rich kids and old people.

Last time I was home from school, the first thing I saw was three kids smacking a a tetherball with a baseball bat, and all I could think was, "Now I remember why I hate this place." Then I was assaulted by twenty 15 year old faux thugs.
 
2004-04-19 11:08:25 AM
2004-04-19 10:37:27 AM bulldg4life

"How does the last little bit of info relate?

A murder by a different kid at a different school in a different area, with a different "weapon".

That's like putting an article about Pete Rose betting on baseball at the end of Barry Bonds' Steroid abuse article."


Hah, they probably did it in an attempt to add dramatic effect since it's hardly newsworthy. Situation X happened in light of (unrelated) situation Y.. what is the world coming to? think about the children.. etc..

Classic boring news
 
2004-04-19 11:10:21 AM
Kids have money for cell phones, Air Jordans, laser pointers shaped like guns, and they STILL need to rob someone? Go sell drugs like every other high school student in FLA. Or make your money the old fashioned way: prostitute yourself and die of AIDS in 15 years. Won't need money then, eh?
 
2004-04-19 11:18:50 AM
bulldg4life
How does the last little bit of info relate?

A murder by a different kid at a different school in a different area, with a different "weapon".


I think I can help. When I was in high school a buddy of mine lit off some of my fire works at a highschool football game. This occured a few days after some guy playing with a hand gun shot his best friend in the parking lot of our school. Needless to say, all the administrators at the school were extra "sensitive" to everything going on at school. A.K.A. Loud bangs scare us and that gives us a free pass to do what ever we want to you.
 
2004-04-19 11:22:39 AM
mryoop789

"Michael Hernandez, 14, was charged as an adult with the Feb. 3 killing."

Florida law, ladies and gentlemen.


A moron, ladies and gentlemen. By 14 years old you KNOW it's wrong to kill another human being. If you kill someone at 14, you are way out of the ballpark when it comes to rehabilitation. You've left the front gates, jumped into your car, and started driving down the farking highway.
 
2004-04-19 11:48:12 AM
Student arrested for trying to rob kid with laser pointer

The cops don't like it when kids with laser pointers are robbed?
 
2004-04-19 12:15:31 PM
I, for one, welcome our 14 year old, laser pointer wielding overlords.

/had to be done, just glad I got to do it...
 
2004-04-19 12:36:17 PM
I'll be damned.

It's a lazer pointer that looks like a gun.

http://www.onsale.com/auction/ClosedAuction.aspx?AuctionID=328606

Great gift idea for kids of all ages! Point them at the police! Great laughs!
 
2004-04-19 12:41:49 PM
the manufacturer needs to be shot. We all know who the company is targeting. BUT it is funny LOL
 
2004-04-19 12:44:48 PM
Wow, that's awesome. Gotta get me one of them.
 
2004-04-19 12:55:09 PM


Ha! Laser-pointer joke!

/bored
 
2004-04-19 12:57:03 PM
Ha! Can't frikkin' handle HTML!

/grumbles
 
2004-04-19 01:41:53 PM
ok florida tag would cover it. skinink, that was very good. applause. how do u post the little tag images?
/not very good at html
 
2004-04-19 02:35:40 PM
Years ago, I was sitting in my apartment with my girlfriend at the time. Out of the blue a red dot appeared on her forehead, then my forehead, then the dog's forehead.

I freaked and crawled to the phone on the floor and I called the cops. This was before you could find a laser pointer in every deli in the city and in my mind laser pointer = gun sight.

They laughed at me.

The end.
 
2004-04-19 03:27:44 PM
Doesn't suprise me at all. Coral Springs and this school have some serious issues.
/used to go to that school
 
2004-04-19 07:44:34 PM
i was going to say something about george costanza.... but the effort factor...
 
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