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17536 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Jan 2002 at 3:13 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-01 03:16:23 PM  
but does it have boobies?
2002-01-01 03:16:30 PM  
I love the part where she recites the whole Gettysburg Address in German.


2002-01-01 03:18:10 PM  
Soon to be farked.

Look for an interesting entry in her diary tomorrow.

2002-01-01 03:20:37 PM  
Oh this is rich......she just might go mental after this one.
2002-01-01 03:23:18 PM  
easily the most amusing link on fark
2002-01-01 03:23:53 PM  
could that possibly have been any more valley girl/cheerleaderish? jesus christ, days and days worth of inside jokes and high school bullshiat. and what was with the color changing background. ugh.
2002-01-01 03:26:39 PM  
Hillarious and sad. But the girl tried using the word Jeebus. I'll give her credit for that.
2002-01-01 03:27:09 PM  
Exick: I thought it was the champagne from last night doing that... damn.
2002-01-01 03:27:35 PM  
rofl lmao rmbmer that time wehn he came over yeaaahh ahhah

oop g2g lylas cya l8r
2002-01-01 03:27:36 PM  
the combination of changing colors on a flickering page and moronic text has given me a head ache in a matter of 10 seconds.

but, "oh, my gawd! i totally know what you mean, like totally...for real!"

2002-01-01 03:29:07 PM  
I was looking for the part where she talks about for such a big dick head, he has such a tiny weiner.
2002-01-01 03:29:58 PM  
400 hits in the past 15 mintues.

Farkage in 5... 4... 3...
2002-01-01 03:30:54 PM  
well, at least she loves Phish.
2002-01-01 03:32:32 PM  
makes me wish I had an ex-GF to humilate on the net. :)
2002-01-01 03:33:06 PM  
Keller Williams too... at least she's not another Top 40 sheep.
2002-01-01 03:37:24 PM  
Online journaling is bloody addictive. I use LiveJournal myself and am sparing when it comes to divulging deep personal thoughts. I tend to post every piece of idiotic whimsy that flies across my mind for a few seconds; mostly stupid pointless thoughts on the idiosyncracies of the world at large.

However a lot of people are dim enough to spill every last detail of their lives in their journals and then they biatch and whine like mad when someone they know in RL finds a link to their journal on their website and tells everyone about it. Only one person in RL reads my journal, and that's my boyfriend, who I actually met through LiveJournal.

I wholeheartedly recommend online journalling; as long as you don't take it too seriously, cos it's a great way to meet cool people.
2002-01-01 03:38:43 PM  
"if anyone wants a b+p, i'm down with that :) share the music, huh?"

What the fark is a b+p?
2002-01-01 03:39:33 PM  
like, totally...
2002-01-01 03:41:20 PM  
Staticax: Stands for "blanks and postage."

It's a way people trade Phish shows and things of the sort. You send the person with the show you want the blank CDR's and return postage and they burn it for you and send it back. Pretty handy.
2002-01-01 03:42:56 PM  
"What the fark is a b+p?"

Blanks + Postage...
Free music trading...
"you send me a blank cd and postage, i'll send you your music..."
2002-01-01 03:43:18 PM  
B+P = Blanks + Postage - standard trader terms for offering to copy CD-Rs for someone who doesn't have any material that you want in return for trading - all the recipient has to do is send the appropriate number of blank discs, plus a postage-paid, self-addressed return mailer. It's a kind thing to offer B&Ps.

2002-01-01 03:44:42 PM  
actually i'm pretty sure this girl knows that anyone can read this..

"ew, ok. i'm not mad at whoever sent my last entry to bryan. i just think that's really juvenile because hello, he KNOWS the address! he had a chance to read it. whatever, he won't tell me because he says this is between me and him and i just have one thing to say: i'm allowed to vent my frustration here without having to worry about people copying and pasting this to people who already know."
2002-01-01 03:45:12 PM  
it's like like the best like thing.

I now have a stomping headache remembering Jr.High when all that Valley speak was like tubular.
2002-01-01 03:45:16 PM  
Am I on crack, or was that page changing colors
2002-01-01 03:46:16 PM  
This girl is a moron... I think we shouldn't forget, though, that the dude who she split up with is guilty of dating a moron and a tool, so his taste must not be very good either. No offense to anyone, just telling it like it is, homes.
2002-01-01 03:50:14 PM  
Yeah, the fact that she says she knows people can read it, in only the second bit, kinda makes the headline look stupid and misleading.

Geez, do Drew and Mike or whoever even bother looking at articles anymore?
2002-01-01 03:56:33 PM  
I was expecting to see her nipples.
2002-01-01 03:59:30 PM  
why does everyone hate you? i dont get it.
2002-01-01 03:59:32 PM  
"aw, i read dave's blog and it was like, i don't want my blog to be like other blogs that whine about their day..."

She knows damn good & well people can read it.
2002-01-01 04:03:24 PM  

It's kinda like parachute pants. Nobody knows why, but it's the 'in' thing to do.
2002-01-01 04:03:45 PM  
No, your not on crack, the page was changing colors. Would somebody enlighten me to how that was done in HTML ?
2002-01-01 04:04:01 PM  
she likes the Get Up Kids, too?

maybe it's not too late, take her back
2002-01-01 04:06:01 PM  
I was hoping for nipples as well, even though it seemed unlikely.

If boobies are suddenly a bad thing in 2002, then I think it's gonna be a rough year.
2002-01-01 04:13:18 PM  
worst link ever.
2002-01-01 04:13:41 PM  
This was posted for Farkers to read as penance for some transgression, right?

Eclectro: explaining how it was done might lead you or others to do it yourself. Let's hope the technique dies with that page.
2002-01-01 04:15:12 PM  
Wow, an Ani Difranco fan with an online journal. Big surprise. :)

Why the hell does the scrollbar position keep chanigng back and forth?
2002-01-01 04:18:19 PM  
I hate Fb- because he's a lying jackass troll. 5th Mountain. *snort*
2002-01-01 04:19:28 PM  
Jjorsett - better: someone tell her about the [blink]-tag. I'd give 70-30 she'd use it :)
2002-01-01 04:19:34 PM  
This is entertaining? And my Walken SoundBoard isn't?

2002-01-01 04:20:57 PM  
Eclectro: try this ... view source - about line 153, there is a comment at the start of the color changing code
2002-01-01 04:21:07 PM  
Any girl that likes The Get Up Kids is fine by me.
2002-01-01 04:21:13 PM  

That's it. You are off my christmas card list!
2002-01-01 04:21:28 PM  
so what? who cares?
2002-01-01 04:23:10 PM  
She owns a James Taylor DVD. Put her out of her misery.
2002-01-01 04:24:08 PM  
Upon further review, she likes Phish. BLAH!
2002-01-01 04:26:31 PM  
l like fb- i think he's hilarious
2002-01-01 04:28:08 PM  
did the color of the background change, or am I still under the influence from last night?
2002-01-01 04:28:46 PM  
"but i have to say, my ap class is farking awesome! its me, jenna, andrew g, bryan, steve, anna, mark, jeff, etc! its so mad crazy cool."

Yeah!!! Mad props and shout outz to jenna, andrew g, bryan, steve, anna, mark, jeff, and the entire ap class krew! Wiggity werd, y'allz!
2002-01-01 04:34:35 PM  
Yo, my AP class was DA BOMB! It was just me, Da Flame, Blade and Freeze!

[image from too old to be available]
Class Picture
2002-01-01 04:36:50 PM  
I can't believe I wasted 30 seconds reading that bullshiat.
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