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(Grand Forks Herald)   Arrested man changes into jeans that show his crack   ( divider line
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6675 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2004 at 6:35 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-04-16 06:36:35 PM  
he was high on crack
2004-04-16 06:37:24 PM  
That just ain't right
2004-04-16 06:38:07 PM  
/didn't rtfa
2004-04-16 06:38:39 PM  
I brotha just cain't catch a break
2004-04-16 06:39:41 PM  
It's the wrong trousers!

Wallace and Grommit...anyone?
2004-04-16 06:41:09 PM  
He stole the second pair of pants from Tarantino.
2004-04-16 06:43:13 PM  
For those too lazy to RTFA,

Police came to arrest him in traffic charge. With police in apartment, he begins to put on a pair of jeans. Realizing that he shouldnt put on the pants that have Marijuana and Crack in them to got to the police station, he takes those off and puts on another pair. Cops get suspicious, check first pair, make bust.

My summary is about as long as the article, but less confusing in my opinion

this guy is dumb
2004-04-16 06:46:15 PM  
Why didn't this guy just put on some clean, freshly pressed trousers in the first place?
2004-04-16 06:49:07 PM  
stupid pigz
2004-04-16 06:49:45 PM  

He was all hopped-up on goof balls and amphetemines, that's why!

/Sargent Friday
2004-04-16 06:50:39 PM  
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2004-04-16 06:52:49 PM  
Suspenders: The answer to America's crack problem.
2004-04-16 06:57:05 PM  
WAYYYYY too much war and terrorism today, greenlight the boobies for me and the weeners for my limp wristed brethren..

/the terrorists can't win if we just show the boobies
2004-04-16 06:59:14 PM  
This ain't war and terrorism, sir. This is pants. A pair of 'em.
2004-04-16 06:59:14 PM  
Man, one more faulty pants story and we'll have ourselves a trifecta.
2004-04-16 07:00:03 PM  
Good point Fakeyourdeath,

/Bring on the Boobies
2004-04-16 07:02:40 PM  

How about a repost of that whole Wardrobe Malfunction thing?

Yeah, me neither.
2004-04-16 07:04:42 PM  
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2004-04-16 07:05:12 PM  
My summary is about as long as the article, but less confusing in my opinion

this guy is dumb

Cocaine's a helluva drug.
2004-04-16 07:06:13 PM  
Y'know what the biggest problem with cocaine is?

My guy was supposed to be here an HOUR ago!

(wife is out of town...)
2004-04-16 07:15:41 PM  

In your next life, hook up with a woman that will enjoy the fancy with you.
2004-04-16 07:26:03 PM  
i wonder if they originaly caught him on on the suspension charge when he was driving to buy furniture at the porn store when he was blinded by the bubble machine on main st?
2004-04-16 09:39:49 PM  
The farking Grand Forks Herald again?!?!? For an article about Tennesee?!?!?!?

I've seen it all now.
2004-04-17 03:12:57 AM  
Better find my Wallace and Grommit DVD. Haven't watched it for ages now :)
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