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(Reuters)   Italian hookers offering discounts if you pay for sex with the new Euro   ( divider line
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2001-12-31 10:47:19 AM  
Ich haben ein Euro!
2001-12-31 10:51:12 AM  
Reading this article, this banner was on top...

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2001-12-31 10:52:07 AM  
Curse my crappy HTML.

Anyway, it was the one about Crabs and Crotches... quite a turn off, I'll say.
2001-12-31 10:52:12 AM  
[Insert Europeans getting screwed by Euro joke here]
2001-12-31 10:53:12 AM  
Of course, if you paid them with American money, they love you long time anyway.
2001-12-31 10:53:38 AM  
I remember watching this show about brazilian Transexuals who travel to Italy to get the operations done, and hook on the side to pay for it.

You may be getting a discount, but you might also end up with a bit more than you bargained for.
2001-12-31 10:55:38 AM  

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2001-12-31 10:55:50 AM  
Mama Mia, I'm gonna give you a pearl necklace on those big ol' spicy meatballs !
2001-12-31 10:56:34 AM  
150 bucks? Sheesh, what a rip-off! When I lived in Germany (1984-1986) it was 40DM with the conversion to US it was around $11 or $12 bucks. THAT was a deal!
2001-12-31 10:57:41 AM  
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2001-12-31 11:01:08 AM  
yeah's a know....what will this get me ?

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2001-12-31 11:09:58 AM  
I wonder what the converstioan rate for the Euro is for Euro-Disney dollars?
2001-12-31 11:17:01 AM  
I think Euro-Disney dollars are worth about 1 Lire each.
2001-12-31 11:29:49 AM  
too expensive.
2001-12-31 11:41:15 AM  
Inflation strikes again!
2001-12-31 11:43:45 AM  
what?! no picture of the euro-trash hooker?
2001-12-31 11:50:12 AM  
Pearl necklaces...we see where some of our minds are!
2001-12-31 11:50:19 AM  
Two things make Italy great: Whores, and ... um, wait ... no, I guess it's just the whores.
2001-12-31 12:01:32 PM  
No pic? I wanna see what kind of pizza pie you get for $150.
2001-12-31 12:44:20 PM  
Worst. Currency. Ever.
2001-12-31 12:45:05 PM  
I think they should be termed 'Tantric Engineers'.
2001-12-31 12:49:34 PM  
anyone else amused by the fact they call the clients "punters"?


/laughing at strangeness of other cultures
2001-12-31 12:50:25 PM  
Wow, this reads like tabloid journalism. Cmon Reuters.
2001-12-31 12:59:11 PM  
Any word on how much a crack whore is going to be?
2001-12-31 01:14:27 PM  
i wonder if italy controls their sex trade. you know... government regulated ho's. if not, they are probably rife with disease or perhaps just pessimistic.
2001-12-31 01:18:08 PM  
Does $150 get shaved legs and pits or does that run extra?
2001-12-31 01:32:39 PM  
Mmmmmm......Gyros..[image from too old to be available]

Oh. Euros. Sorry.
2001-12-31 02:03:27 PM  
Ich HAB ein Euro, perhaps? Tee hee linguistics major.
2001-12-31 02:36:58 PM  
Bah, I haven't taken German for god knows how many years. I finished HS and all I got for it was this lousy language comprehention!

it would make a great shirt
2001-12-31 02:55:06 PM  
Them, whores are rip offs. The Italian currency is so devalued right not that regardless of the exchange rate. The Euro is better off. Discount my ass. No really... discount it. *Realizes he just talked about the strength of the Italian currency in an artical about whores*.
2001-12-31 03:05:52 PM  
A discount on Herpes and AIDS, what a deal!
2001-12-31 03:10:41 PM  
Well, at least those bank robbers have something to spend the Euros they stole on.
2001-12-31 03:16:46 PM  
Those eurocrats can shove the euro where the sun don't shine, Please america save britain for the european union we have much more in common with you guys.Its gonna suck when the germans use euros and not deutsch marks and the french use euros instead of francs we will all be the same we should celebrate our national uniqueness and not destroy it.
we will all lose our identities and be clones, bloody desk jockys.
oh yeah if this made no sense im drunk.
2001-12-31 03:46:14 PM  
Wow, Italian girls are cheap! I'm gonna go to Italiland and get me some wop hole.

-he who stacks pork
2001-12-31 05:59:39 PM  
I don't understand. Who would want to have sex with a Euro?
2001-12-31 08:33:15 PM  
i really dont wanna support the euro, but its worth more thanm my shiatty aussie dollar, so any unwanted euros can be shipped over here
2001-12-31 08:45:21 PM  
"'Ey,youah getta free monkey show on deh side if youah usa deh Euro!I'll needa to dig deh monkey outta my really hairy pachoolah first!Graci!"
-Random Italian hooker.
2001-12-31 08:46:48 PM  
According to,as of 5:48PM PST on December 31st,one US dollar is worth 1.12 Euros.Pretty sweet.
2001-12-31 10:21:25 PM  
Oooh... 5 Euros off of 155! That's what, a 3% discount?
2002-01-01 12:04:03 AM  
So will those guys who broke into the bank and stole those Euros get free sex??
2002-01-01 02:15:39 AM  
Shoulda been a PSA.
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