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(CNN)   Man steals vehicles to run down pedestrians, kill Haitians   (cnn.com) divider line 86
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2004-04-15 08:59:44 AM
 
2004-04-15 09:07:07 AM
Tommy Vercetti unavailable for comment.
 
2004-04-15 09:12:15 AM
Carmageddon !!

/used to love that game
 
2004-04-15 09:12:26 AM
Crusader:
That's because Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!
/waxing nostalgic for GTA VC
 
2004-04-15 09:13:59 AM
here's hoping he dosn't own a X-box, PC, or PS2.
 
2004-04-15 09:14:23 AM
The Photo of the guy is classic..

/Scary "straight teeth" dude..
 
2004-04-15 09:14:24 AM
Damn... those are some crazy eyes he's got there...
 
2004-04-15 09:14:37 AM
"Abdullah El-Amin Shareef" such a great american name
 
2004-04-15 09:14:40 AM
Love Fist to hold benefit concert.
 
2004-04-15 09:14:43 AM
Honestly, was this an act of Jihad?
 
2004-04-15 09:18:09 AM
Jeez,he looks like one of the martians from "Mars attacks"
 
2004-04-15 09:18:21 AM
Shortly thereafter, Pauline Shareef -- the suspect's mother -- died of smoke inhalation suffered when the family's home burned down.

And all of sudden that looks a bit more suspicious.
 
2004-04-15 09:18:37 AM
This sounds more like an act of GTA.
 
2004-04-15 09:18:39 AM
Haha!
 
2004-04-15 09:19:46 AM
So remember, to succeed in life, you must eliminate everything in your path, in a blind rage!
 
2004-04-15 09:20:34 AM
2004-04-15 09:14:37 AM Blaze588


"Abdullah El-Amin Shareef" such a great american name

You mean Elwood Greybear would be better?
 
2004-04-15 09:22:37 AM
Mission passed
$25,000
 
2004-04-15 09:22:40 AM
I for one am not surprised by much in the news, but this one upsets me. The poor guy he killed was a volunteer firefighter. Helping people for free. Crazy or not, I hope the biatch rots in hell.
 
2004-04-15 09:24:05 AM
"But he was arrested in February and spent 45 days in jail for shoplifting."

What did he shoplift - the Crown Jewels?
 
2004-04-15 09:24:26 AM
mylow: I fear heathen names such as "Abdullah El-Amin Shareef" and "John Smith". Oppressors and murderers, all of them!
 
2004-04-15 09:25:57 AM
Do I look like I can intimidate a jury? I couldn't intimidate a child, and believe me, I've tried.
 
2004-04-15 09:26:23 AM
Duh, why else would you steal a vehicle?
 
2004-04-15 09:27:32 AM
09:24:26 AM FalseEyedDio

I was just beiing a smart ass..But any one could tell me a real American name,I'm all ears
 
2004-04-15 09:27:58 AM
Maybe he got one of those brain implants, and someone used a wifi system to play a live version of grand theft auto with a human being:
http://www.cyberkineticsinc.com
 
2004-04-15 09:28:11 AM


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
 
2004-04-15 09:29:28 AM
mylow

I was just beiing a smart ass..But any one could tell me a real American name,I'm all ears

John Smith, David Johnson.

But anything that doesnt translate to some gratification of the child molesting profit mohamid might work.
 
2004-04-15 09:29:58 AM
The victim must've been that Rushdi guy in hiding. The guys name was listed as "Lonel Bass."

Don't you get it? Bass,... he just changed it to another type of fish!

[/Cosmo]
 
2004-04-15 09:30:11 AM
Looks and sounds like a hate crime to me.
 
2004-04-15 09:30:15 AM
Wow. A black person with an Arab name who committed violence and was on drugs. That's just something you never read about is it?



/dumps gasoline can on self, runs towards the bonfire!
 
2004-04-15 09:31:17 AM
TheCharmerUnderMe

that guy would make for a greta caption contest.

"...his expression changed when Bubba came up from behind."
 
2004-04-15 09:32:18 AM
James_Maybrick

We should call it what it was. Don't blame mental illness, all criminals have problems with their heads.

But if a white guy started running over black people, they would call it something else.
 
2004-04-15 09:32:18 AM
Whoa...I guess his dad was right about him all along!

Whelp , you live and learn.




Back to the important work!
 
2004-04-15 09:33:19 AM
Last seen speeding towards nearest Pay n' Spray.
 
2004-04-15 09:34:04 AM
mylow: Me, too.

ChairmanKaga: Oh shiat, I guess I'll have to take my fake American name and haul my ass back to the motherland.
 
2004-04-15 09:35:40 AM
He's gonna be pissed when he finds out that that point system for hitting pedestrians was just a joke.
 
2004-04-15 09:36:31 AM
Wow, that photo is begging for a photoshop.
 
2004-04-15 09:38:43 AM
More like "RAMPAGE PASSED! Reward $3300"
 
2004-04-15 09:43:13 AM
Yet not one comment on the bad spelling in the headline..

/grammar Nazi
 
2004-04-15 09:43:38 AM
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who knows how to spell.
 
2004-04-15 09:46:46 AM
What's a Hatian?
 
2004-04-15 09:47:08 AM
Shareef don't like it, rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah
 
2004-04-15 09:47:33 AM
Life imitating art?

OR

Art imitating life?

/hmmm
 
2004-04-15 09:47:59 AM
Damn you Ewok & TripSix....
Was going to ask what a ped-i-strian was
 
2004-04-15 09:51:17 AM
DUH! Man STEELS vehicles...

ha just kiddin officer farva
 
2004-04-15 09:53:45 AM
Damned NADA and your cars! If it wasn't for you tiny-dicked lunatics and your fetish for driving around 1-1/2 tons of deadly steel, we wouldn't have this problem!

Automobiles kill 117 Americans every day! Did you know that households who drive are 42 times more likely to kill themselves or a loved one in an automobile accident then households who don't drive?

This all would have been prevented if this one dumb-ass van owner had ignition locks, and had his vehicle properly secured in a locked garage!

We need to pass legislation to stop the "Car Show Loophole" NOW! Who knows how many terrorists are out there right now going to auto-shows looking to buying cars to KILL your CHILDREN with!

fark the NADA! BAN CARS NOW!
 
2004-04-15 09:57:08 AM

2004-04-15 09:46:46 AM hoyab
What's a Hatian?


Maybe he had a hat. He called his home 'Hatia' and he was a hat-ian...?
 
2004-04-15 09:57:10 AM
ChairmanKaga


James_Maybrick

We should call it what it was. Don't blame mental illness, all criminals have problems with their heads.

But if a white guy started running over black people, they would call it something else.


Payback?

/smears a little napalm on, just to make sure....
 
2004-04-15 09:57:21 AM
Man, he's a bit crazed/creepy looking. Lock his ass up!
 
2004-04-15 09:59:24 AM
Lamune_Baba

They don't get it.
 
2004-04-15 10:02:12 AM
So the truth behind the farmers market incidents comes to light...

"Et tu Grandma??"
 
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