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(NY Times)   NY Times publishes inside-plane photos of shoe-bomb incident   (nytimes.com ) divider line
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2001-12-30 09:30:05 AM  
interesting photos, what's left to say? Where's the dood anyway?
 
2001-12-30 09:33:22 AM  
What's left to say? PHOTOSHOP!
 
2001-12-30 09:33:36 AM  
Cmon, we wanna see the REAL photos, the ones where he's getting the crap kicked out of him.
 
2001-12-30 09:36:13 AM  
Image for lazy peoples:

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I like the old woman in the back of the photo with the clenched fists. Hit the terrorist, Grandma!
 
2001-12-30 09:52:11 AM  
Amazing how calm & collected some of these folks appear, obviously not aware they came within seconds of having a hole blown in the fuselage. I wonder if there was a lot of retroactive pants-peeing
 
2001-12-30 10:06:56 AM  
Calm? I think they're just waiting for their turn to kick ass
 
2001-12-30 10:08:52 AM  
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...if somebody doesn't PS beer or spliff being passed in this photo, then a travesty has occured
 
2001-12-30 10:40:28 AM  
These photos are almost as anticlimactic and disappointing as Fellowship of the Ring.
 
2001-12-30 10:46:54 AM  
Ha ha! Take that, shiatty director that dares tamper with J.R.R.'s vision!

See, I was going to say something witty related to this story, but they were going to France... who's to say they didn't deserve this?
 
2001-12-30 10:47:22 AM  
Or coming back. same difference, traitors.
 
2001-12-30 10:52:53 AM  
They were coming back but that is even worse. They were bringing possible French infections back. Sequester them all.

plus, should Florida really be considered part of the United States? They need to be taught a lesson.
 
2001-12-30 11:01:27 AM  
I hate Florida second only to Texas. Alabama is after Florida.

Maybe Florida deserved to be infected with the French.. hmm
 
2001-12-30 11:05:08 AM  
Hehe..Florida..the dangling appendage of the USA...
 
2001-12-30 11:05:58 AM  
Why hate Texas?.....Your just jealous because we have bigger BOOBIES.
 
2001-12-30 11:18:02 AM  
Demo: They're jealous because we're still allowed to kill crazy murderers in Texas.

Excepting Shrub, of course. Can't kill him.
 
2001-12-30 11:27:02 AM  
Why hate Texas?.....Your just jealous because we have bigger BOOBIES.

Well hell if the ladies look like that down there I'm wasting my time in NC. DAMN
 
2001-12-30 11:27:37 AM  
One thing I've wondered about the terrorist-who-already-almost-won: why was he using smelly matches instead of a lighter? He made a lot of careful preparation and was almost to the finish line, then he stinks up the plane before he can shoot his wad. And have you seen the guy? He looks like a suave and deliberate thinker. I don't know, I just don't know...

Fifth Column: Shut up.
 
2001-12-30 11:47:04 AM  
everything is bigger in Texas.....that's why I like Texas guys the best....
 
2001-12-30 12:07:56 PM  
Emtox: No offence to Demo, but we got LOTS of girls that look that good in Texas.

Dang, I nearly OD'ed on that kind of beauty at the mall the other day.
 
2001-12-30 12:14:38 PM  
NOTICE HOW WOMEN JUST SAT IN THEIR SEATS LETTING MEN DO ALL THE WORK.

Remember Men and Women: Equality does not mean Men and Women are the same. Sure We'll give you some of the same jobs as men but you should know you will be paid a couple hundred to thousand less. That's a given because Men will sacrifice for physical entities while Women will sacrifice for non-physical entities.
 
2001-12-30 12:36:27 PM  
 
2001-12-30 12:37:15 PM  
Mrshark: Wow, profound. Is that Mrs. Hark or Mr. Shark, by the way?
 
2001-12-30 12:37:39 PM  
Demo, can I get the friend in your pics' number? She is fine. Im not from Texas but she wont be disappointed.
 
2001-12-30 12:38:54 PM  
plus, should Florida really be considered part of the United States? They need to be taught a lesson.

They'll have the opportunity to elect janet Reno governor soon. If she wins, nobody could devise a more fitting punishment.

 
2001-12-30 12:47:27 PM  
Damn, why don't I have PS?!?!

Has no one thought of the obvious--the scene in Airplane where everyone lines up to smack the hysterical woman? I'd post a pic of it myself, but I'm too hyped up on reds, man
 
2001-12-30 12:51:33 PM  
A lot of women in Texas are ugly.
My ex is ugly. Yes, Janice you farkin coont, you are Farked and the years have not been kind but at least I'm not bitter.
Her butt is as big as Texas though.
 
2001-12-30 12:56:09 PM  
Man, I wish I had some of that right now, Ronnie.
 
2001-12-30 12:56:53 PM  
I can vouch for that thing about her butt.
 
2001-12-30 12:58:32 PM  
Everybody else has. farkin coont.
 
2001-12-30 01:03:17 PM  
Well, at least here's some great sounds of Airplane-the movie!

http://pazuzu.simplenet.com/sounds/airplane.htm
 
2001-12-30 01:07:06 PM  
Looks like France surrenders again!

http://www.blarg.net/~dr_z/Movie/Posters/Cult/airplane.jpg
 
2001-12-30 01:14:56 PM  
Who Bombs shoes?
[image from features.yahoo.com too old to be available]
 
2001-12-30 01:15:11 PM  
AeroSquid: HOORAY FOR YOU!

I am laughing my patootie off, thanks to that nice and subtle photoshop ya did.

Hooray for Demo too, but for different reasons.
 
2001-12-30 01:18:40 PM  
Kyosuke: You're not the first person to say that. I'm starting to think that whole "Texas rocks" chatter isn't arrogance but fact.
 
2001-12-30 02:35:12 PM  
JeffersonDavis, Yes Janice has junk in her trunk. The hair on the lip is what turned me off, though.
 
2001-12-30 02:42:26 PM  
"Texas rocks" are indeed great; however, lots of states have great rocks.

What Texas really excels at is its "bitter ex-'s". We stand far above the rest. We get tv-movies made about us.
 
2001-12-30 03:02:51 PM  
AUSTIN POWERS!!! LOL* International Man Of Mystery!! I never thought of that, but a bomb in a shoe, is rather AP-esq come to think of it! Oh Behave.
 
2001-12-30 03:29:45 PM  
hey demothenes42_0....ya can like me anytime...if thats really you on the right (HOTTIE ALERT !!)


now back to our regularly schedule post:

I'd like ta have seen his face when he came to and a 6'9" nubian was standing over him....

oh, and
CLICHE KITTY TO THE RESCUE !!!!
[image from mediaservice.photoisland.com too old to be available]
 
2001-12-30 03:43:46 PM  
here's all I found searching for AIRPLANE!....that movie's a damn classic..."Surely you can't be serious!"..."I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"...(lol--must see that again...for the 25th time)

[image from mediaservice.photoisland.com too old to be available]
 
2001-12-30 03:57:53 PM  
oh and the sounds !!!...I'm going to watch this tonight...LMAO !!!

http://members.madasafish.com/~monstersounds/movie-sounds/airplane/s1.​wav,http ://members.madasafish.com/~monstersounds/movie-sounds/airplane/s3.wav
 
2001-12-30 04:28:30 PM  
Most of the passengers didn't know what Richard "Al-Qoksukkah" Reid had attempted? No wonder that raghead piece of **** got off that plane alive. How much more has to happen before we nuke these enemy countries? It's a winning arrangement: they all get to die for Allah and we get enough glass to make Burger King premiums for Star Wars, Lord of the Rings AND Harry Potter sequels.
 
2001-12-30 04:41:48 PM  
Sir Chevron Food Mart - c'mon... I know you took a lot of crap over the last week or so, but you deserved it. Don't hide behind a pseudonym! We all know you're Fb-.
 
2001-12-30 05:53:29 PM  
Shame we don't yet have the means of just letting the farker out the door mid atlantic.
 
2001-12-30 06:30:28 PM  
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2001-12-30 08:10:57 PM  
Somebody photoshop The Rock in there giving The People's Elbow to the shoebomb bandit
 
2001-12-30 10:48:39 PM  
The plastic explosive he had cannot be set off simply by burning it...
 
2001-12-31 10:19:35 AM  
Transactoid:That is true, but you can set off c4 by linking it with an explosive of lower flash point.
 
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