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nm
2004-04-11 11:36:21 PM
Two evils here. FCC regs and Shaq. I'd like to speak out for freespeech, but its the lakers, fark! Free Speach v. Evil team. . . .
/Former Sacramentian.
 
rawsta
2004-04-12 12:25:31 AM
Shaq is gonna get a massive fine for this one

nm

what?
 
These are not the droids you're looking for
2004-04-12 12:51:22 AM
"Not (expletive) impressed, you know what I mean?"

'nuff (expletive) said.
 
doublebonus
2004-04-12 02:11:55 AM
The Lakers are doomed.
 
dragon927
2004-04-12 07:26:36 AM
If ever the live cameras come around, swear. Do this enough and the FCC might have to give up.
 
Komerade_X
2004-04-12 07:32:17 AM
Is it just me, or does anyone else wish Shaq-Daddy would just STFU?
 
VinegarJones
2004-04-12 07:33:46 AM
Come on...Just look at this guy listen to him talk. He's one bus pass away from the short bus. He's just stupid. Is it any surprise he can't control himself?
 
Patent
2004-04-12 07:34:43 AM
"Not impressed, not impressed," he said. "Not (expletive) impressed, you know what I mean?"

Not impressed? They kicked your ass!
 
sk0undrel
2004-04-12 07:36:35 AM
It seems white America is not pleased with the domesticated negro saying grown-up words in public. They're going to cut down your paycheck now! Go back to the slave shack, you're not allowed in the house again until you learn to behave!!

Shaq: Yes massa', bad shaq goes! bad shaq appologize publicly to the massa! please don't take away my riches!
 
kong
2004-04-12 07:38:30 AM
How can anybody tell? Shaq mumbles so much that I suspect he lives on a steady diet of stallone juice, with frequent boomhauer chasers.
 
Muta
2004-04-12 07:39:42 AM
What about the children? When my 12 year old daughter heard those words she asked if it was, "OK to fark big black men." I was appalled. The FCC should band the NBA from TV otherwise our nation will be filled with young little white girls copulating with big old black men instead of reading the Bible.
 
Tenpins
2004-04-12 07:43:09 AM
http://imgsrv.starbanner.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=*&Date=20040411&Categor y=APS&ArtNo=404110806&Ref=AR&AvisData=OS&MaxW=250

Think maybe he knows he said something he shouldn't have. I think the picture speaks for itself.
 
Tenpins
2004-04-12 07:44:16 AM
Think maybe he knows he said something he shouldn't have. I think the picture speaks for itself.
 
DickTrickle
2004-04-12 07:47:12 AM
I think every expletive on television should be fined,including the f---ing sh-- on cr-p prime time tv shows.
 
Like_the_soup
2004-04-12 07:47:24 AM
Perhaps Shaq should just sucker punch the reporter the next time he's asked these sort of questions. Nobody has a problem with violence being shown on television, after all. Just so long as he cuts out the potty mouth.
 
jwa007
2004-04-12 07:48:20 AM
Obviously a vocabulary malfunction. I blame the folks who broadcast live with no delay for most of this. It is live, you never know what people will say.
 
KerryisKreepey
2004-04-12 07:51:53 AM
jwa007 : Obviously a vocabulary malfunction. I blame the folks who broadcast live with no delay for most of this. It is live, you never know what people will say.

I agree, it shouldn't have been live. He was hot, tired, frustrated and P O'd.
 
meridian
2004-04-12 07:52:09 AM
What next, a law to cut out the tongues of cussers?
 
Fark_Q
2004-04-12 07:55:03 AM
Everytime someone that big curses he should be gelded.
 
Motormouth
2004-04-12 07:59:22 AM
Dear Shaq,

You need to watch how you behave on TV.

Sincerely,

Joe "I want to kiss you" Namath
 
TheOtherGuyFromWham
2004-04-12 08:00:49 AM
Grow up, people.I don't like Shaq either (he left my town to become a movie star LOL) but we've all heard and said these words since we were 10. But we hear it where we're not supposed and get all indignant. It's silly.
 
jwa007
2004-04-12 08:05:10 AM
KerryisKreepey

Thank you for your agreement. This is rare. I have read your profile and your Yahoo profile you link. Please, given your political ideas, don't ever agree with me on anything again. It will damage my otherwise useless reputation.
 
hack4good
2004-04-12 08:05:19 AM
Does is strike anyone else as rediculous that TV stations are fined more than most people make in a year because someone swears on TV?

I mean, isn't there something better the FCC can be doing with their time?
 
EddieMonkey
2004-04-12 08:08:46 AM
The Shack has all the farkin answers.
 
mangomango
2004-04-12 08:12:53 AM
I bet his penis is bigger than I am.

/nothin
 
spelunking_defenestrator
2004-04-12 08:15:44 AM
my name is shaq, i know shaq-fu
watch out i got a gun and i'm gonna shoot you
unh!
shazam! where F.U. schnickens at?
 
KatieLou1118
2004-04-12 08:18:14 AM
Awaiting the arrival of FCC Nazi's in 3...2...1...
 
Noble_Knight
2004-04-12 08:18:20 AM
Well, I'm not surprised. Sadly, this type of person grew up just playing basketball, and was shoved through the different grades, just to keep him playing, and nobody worried about his grades. That's why he is an idiot.
Anyone here suprised?

We don't care that you are a drooling, brain dead idiot, just as long as you can dribble and slam a basketball. Oh yea, and you gotta be tall with big feet.

DUH
 
vizui0
2004-04-12 08:23:30 AM
They got their asses handed to them today... I'd be cussin, too.

Oh well.. The Queens will have their on-schedule post-season breakdown regardless of their win yesterday.
 
SirOnyx
2004-04-12 08:24:03 AM
Remembering an earlier outburst of his from memory:
"I hear ESPN is trying to fark me, trying to make a controversy. There ain't gunna be no controversy. I was joking around with one of my friends, and that's it. And if you don't like it, fark you and your family too. Now lets talk about the game."
 
flg8or
2004-04-12 08:25:26 AM
I love athletes who "aren't impressed" with the play of teams that just beat them.

Benefits of half an LSU education.
 
flambore
2004-04-12 08:25:48 AM
Are they ever gonna learn to put a delay on live sportscasting? What's the harm in a 30-second delay to avoid crap like this?
 
jyohio
2004-04-12 08:25:54 AM
Thanks Shaq for taking a little heat off me for 1 day.

Love,
Howard Stern
 
wickedMule
2004-04-12 08:31:36 AM
Shaq. Fark you, you farkin' fark.
 
21-7-b [TotalFark]
2004-04-12 08:31:59 AM
some people moan about sports people spitting or grunting too

it's like at the end of the boat race when the swearing kicked off

i think this is entirely the fault of tv, for not having a 2 second delay or screening some action

anyone who thinks sports people, business people or anyone else who is particularly competitive won't swear when beaten is a fool

and anyone who complains about it should be re-potty-trained through regressive hypnotherapy and banned from giving an opinion until they have been
 
JoeCamelToe
2004-04-12 08:58:37 AM
Fuq Shaq.

Go Kings!
 
Rye_
2004-04-12 09:01:45 AM
2004-04-12 07:36:35 AM sk0undrel

It seems white America is not pleased with the domesticated negro saying grown-up words in public. They're going to cut down your paycheck now! Go back to the slave shack, you're not allowed in the house again until you learn to behave!!

Riiiiiiight. That's entirely the issue. Or, I should say it only took 9 posts to become the issue.
 
thunderstormer
2004-04-12 09:02:52 AM
Coming from the most immature representatives of the NBA, it's not surprising. It's too bad that the media gives him contiunous opportunities to rant on - it's like watching a 350lb baby.
 
Dorf11
2004-04-12 09:03:48 AM
"Not impressed, not impressed," he said. "Not (expletive) impressed, you know what I mean?"

Yes, I know what you mean. You said it 3 (expletive) times.

/pet peeve
 
jaydub919
2004-04-12 09:08:51 AM
(expletive) Shaq. (expletive) the Lakers. Go Mavericks!
 
star_topology
2004-04-12 09:09:16 AM
Shaq Fu!
Shaq you too.
 
ElwoodCuse
2004-04-12 09:10:10 AM
2004-04-12 07:59:22 AM Motormouth


Dear Shaq,

You need to watch how you behave on TV.

Sincerely,

Joe "I want to kiss you" Namath

Ten bucks says a variation of this gag is done on the Jime Rome show today.

2004-04-12 08:25:48 AM flambore
Are they ever gonna learn to put a delay on live sportscasting? What's the harm in a 30-second delay to avoid crap like this?

The harm is that it is absolutely unnecessary. Remember the backlash when CBS supposedly was going to do this for the final four?

And yes, I hate Shaq as much as the next guy, but Roy Williams also told off Bonnie Bernstein with a "shiat" after she asked him a dumbass question upon his loss in last year's title game.
 
Lizardking
2004-04-12 09:11:25 AM
Server too busy...

Fark strikes again!

\m/
 
setaanbomb
2004-04-12 09:15:16 AM
farking Jim Gray. Get someone taller.
 
J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger
2004-04-12 09:19:56 AM
Like_the_soup - nice.

sk0undrel - if you manage to start a race flame-war in this thread, my hat goes off to you. Cracker.
 
iron_city_ap
2004-04-12 09:20:42 AM
I can't wait till the FCC asks David Stern what the 5 fingers said to the face.
 
Rye_
2004-04-12 09:27:01 AM
2004-04-12 09:19:56 AM J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger

sk0undrel - if you manage to start a race flame-war in this thread, my hat goes off to you. Cracker.

Riiiight. Because what he said was worse than "cracker".
 
BearsFan34
2004-04-12 09:30:29 AM
We're all missing the obvious here. It's simple, really:

Shaq = massive athletic talent

Shaq's brain = nonexistant
 
Atreyou40
2004-04-12 09:44:54 AM
I don't know why everyone's so suprised...

After all, he is just a...

"professional" athelete.

/didn't RTFA
 
WheredidMicahgo
2004-04-12 09:47:56 AM
I would just like to take this time to thank all of you at Fark.com for farking up our server.

/works IT at Gainesville Sun/Ocala Starbanner
 
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