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(Yahoo)   Earliest pet cat found in tomb. Cause of death appears to be etchings of boobies on nearby cave wall   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 33
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graphicartist82
2004-04-08 03:50:16 PM
Nice tagline!!
 
colomboy
2004-04-08 04:19:46 PM
ummm front headline - Earliest pet cat found in tomb. Cause of death appears to be masturbation

headline on thread - Earliest pet cat found in tomb. Cause of death appears to be etchings of boobies on nearby cave wall

dude, weird.
 
flubby
2004-04-08 04:21:52 PM
Hieroglyphics translated: "Everytime you polish the pyramid, Ra smites a sphinx."
 
ChewbaccaJones
2004-04-08 05:03:18 PM
flubby - lmfao
 
Ditto
2004-04-08 05:08:48 PM
I guess there's no masturbation on the front page...
 
loungelizard
2004-04-08 06:21:23 PM
Yes poster good tagline.
 
crossbuster
2004-04-08 06:23:19 PM
Great headline
 
Fecal Pandora
2004-04-08 06:25:14 PM
Yeah, but they didn't have THIS 9500 years ago:
 
BeckoningChasm
2004-04-08 06:25:42 PM
Awwww kitties!
 
crossbuster
2004-04-08 06:26:34 PM
Fecal Pandora

That is so wrong...
 
Driver
2004-04-08 06:28:18 PM
your dog wants a cat carrier...
 
crossbuster
2004-04-08 06:29:24 PM
no, Driver, MY dog wants farkers to STFU about her.
 
meshman
2004-04-08 06:34:31 PM
Kitty pics please, the article had too many. (although I doubt it looks anything close to 'cute')
 
MrEvil
2004-04-08 06:35:27 PM
I'm sure gay cats would love that carrier
 
ravenhon
2004-04-08 06:40:46 PM
Well another one's gone and another one's gone, and one of the first ones bites the dust, bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
 
skiinstructor
2004-04-08 06:44:44 PM
thanks flubby- best comment all day...
 
Halfmast Trousers
2004-04-08 06:50:03 PM
Did the anthropologists notice whether the cat's 9-inch fangs seemed to be lovingly intertwined with the neck vertebrae of the owner?

(People weren't quite cultivated -- maybe cats weren't either)
 
MrEvil
2004-04-08 06:57:22 PM
Halfmast Trousers

Perhaps the cat saw the owner looking lovingly at those etchings and tryed to take some action before he is smote by god
 
Nanookanano
2004-04-08 07:03:23 PM
"Felis Silvestris"?

Suffering succotash!
 
sturmer
2004-04-08 07:04:25 PM
Owner's cause of death: soul sucked out through nose and/or mouth.

/cat lover
 
girlwithablueguitar
2004-04-08 07:52:45 PM
"It is generally accepted that cats were first domesticated in ancient Egypt at the latest by the 20th to 19th century B.C. (3,000 to 4,000 years ago)," the researchers, led by Jean-Denis Vigne, wrote.


nice to see a century lasted one thousand years back then...
 
The Slush
2004-04-08 07:56:19 PM
girlwithablueguitar

nice to see a century lasted one thousand years back then...

Let's check your math again, slick...
 
zmbabwe
2004-04-08 08:06:48 PM
Cool. My sister's going to Cyprus this summer to do an archaelogical dig, but I think it's gonna be a medieval site.
 
poopmasterflex
2004-04-08 09:20:55 PM
Man.. that's some rotten pussy.

I would not hit that.
 
TruthMustBeTold
2004-04-08 10:32:43 PM
my dad ran over my cat today. it's sleeping on a bed right now, but one leg is all farked up. siiigh. this makes me sad.
 
autonomous slew
2004-04-08 11:15:19 PM
Maybe, some day Fred will win the fight
And that cat will stay out all night
 
ScoobyDoo
2004-04-09 01:51:10 AM
Don't worry, TruthMustBeTold. Surely there will be a boobies link that will put him out of his misery. C'mon farkers. Let's go to www.flabber.nl and find some links to plagerize and submit.
 
XYNHR
2004-04-09 02:21:05 AM
Great headline, thumbs up!
 
jerkburger
2004-04-09 05:40:36 AM
Bad headline, thumbs down!
 
e4tango
2004-04-09 08:23:47 AM
Ever notice how cat lovers don't have much of a sense of humor when it comes to their cats?
 
MrEvil
2004-04-09 10:17:26 AM
Good headline, thumbs up!
 
junglist
2004-04-09 11:41:59 AM
Weird headline, toes up!
 
onepcwiz
2004-04-09 12:16:19 PM
The French have scientists?
 
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