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(Some Guy)   Sims2 has some pretty pervy preview screenshots   ( divider line
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61834 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Apr 2004 at 5:30 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-04-08 05:52:04 PM  
I never understood the fascination with this game. I tried it and it was extremely boring.
2004-04-08 05:52:11 PM  
2004-04-08 05:52:46 PM  
Lesbian sims making out in their underwear..hmmm. Not that I'm complaining, but Maxis has obviously decided to stoop to the lowest common denominator to sell something. Next they'll have Simcity Girls Gone Wild Edition.
2004-04-08 05:52:46 PM  
2004-04-08 05:43:11 PM mylow

It's you.
2004-04-08 05:52:54 PM  
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(not mine, but the original site seems to have gone down)
2004-04-08 05:53:12 PM  

Scully, this is a classic case of demon fetal harvest - what they called in the middle ages atum nocturnem-- the impregnation of an unwitting woman by a dark lord of the underworld...
2004-04-08 05:53:33 PM  
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Robbing the cradle?
2004-04-08 05:53:50 PM  
A shiatty sequal to a shiatty game. Yawn.
::plays Yars' Revenge::
2004-04-08 05:53:54 PM  
HTH- those are japanese dressers, they have drawers in them. They're not stairs.

Must be the only dresser object they have done....
2004-04-08 05:54:50 PM  
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Goofus never learned the proper way to perform the Heimlich maneuver, having rented his instruction video from the entirely wrong section of the store.

(sorry, no pic of Gallant doing it right.)
2004-04-08 05:55:20 PM  
That's about as close to "sexual tension" a lot of Sims addicts will get. I've met a few...
2004-04-08 05:55:35 PM  

"Hey honey... this will be what the Doctor will see when BRAT enters the world!"

2004-04-08 05:55:48 PM  
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2004-04-08 05:55:56 PM  
Sexual harrassment at the BBQ.

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2004-04-08 05:57:19 PM  
Come to Homers BBBQ.
The extra B is for BYOBB.
2004-04-08 05:57:27 PM  
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"Dammit, give me the f**kin' remote!"
2004-04-08 05:58:26 PM  
Heh, nice screenshots, but damn the if thats the way the games actually going to look, it looks farking awesome.
2004-04-08 05:58:26 PM  
haha. This should have been a caption contest.
2004-04-08 05:59:01 PM  
Some of these shots are hilarious, others are just plain weird. What's going on in the party scene, with two guys fighting in a slowly rising cloud of green mist? Burrito Night?
2004-04-08 05:59:17 PM  
People who spend all day on an internet website posting msgs, insulting people who spend all day playing a game on their computer. :P

your pot called, it wants its kettle black.

anyways. I'm off to the 'footfetish' porn site to insult those weirdos under my user name 'AnkleFetisher'.
2004-04-08 05:59:35 PM  
"So how do I hijack a car and shoot some hookers?"
2004-04-08 05:59:36 PM  
The wife was addicted to The Sims until I loaded Everquest on her machine and showed her what newsgroups are.

I Thought a change would do her good.

WHAT WAS I THINKING??? Between EverCrack and The Sims and Usenet, she spends more time on her computer than I do mine, and I hack code for a living.

Her Downloadable Sims object collection on our file server is almost as large as my porn collection!

At least most of the "skins" she downloads are of naked or very nearly naked slutty women.

Hmmmm....I wonder if Sims2 will allow threesomes?
2004-04-08 06:00:05 PM  
This game looks awesome! I can't wait. It would be just like the Real World on MTV, only better!
2004-04-08 06:00:22 PM  
No fatties??? No handi-capables???

2004-04-08 06:00:30 PM  
Let me show ya how it's done Biatch
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2004-04-08 06:00:58 PM  
I'm getting the "Agent Smith" expansion pack so he can replicate into all of my sims and take over sim town.
2004-04-08 06:01:01 PM  
is this the home version of MTV's Real World?
2004-04-08 06:01:38 PM  
stoop to the lowest common denominator to sell something

Show me one capitalist organization that wouldn't.

Here's the thing... if you dig it, play it. If you don't, well by all means biatch and whine about it.

2004-04-08 06:02:34 PM  
Should just call it Leisure Suit Larry Online and be done with it.
2004-04-08 06:02:47 PM  

"So, I just got the VIGRA patch..."
2004-04-08 06:02:51 PM  
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"ARGH! I told you the Necronomicon is not a good party game!"
2004-04-08 06:03:40 PM  
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"Crap. They warned me about making fun of the president..."
2004-04-08 06:03:40 PM  
I swear the graphics card companies are in cahoots with the programmers of games.
2004-04-08 06:04:04 PM  
"This high-speed modem is intolerably slow"
2004-04-08 06:05:31 PM  
Just as long as they give us the ability to tinker with body types, instead of just skinny, thin, and fat. Male Sim-playing-farkers now what I'm talking about.
2004-04-08 06:06:40 PM  
I swear the graphics card companies are in cahoots with the programmers of games.

Please tell me you're being facetious.
2004-04-08 06:06:52 PM  
Just a little closer now, Joey. That's it. Yeessss.....
2004-04-08 06:06:54 PM  
Isn't the whole Sim franchise just cartoon porn by now?
2004-04-08 06:07:21 PM  
this game looks much better

warning: NSFW
2004-04-08 06:07:57 PM  
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At the Sim's police department, you can get your hair done while you await trial.
2004-04-08 06:07:58 PM  
Sims Gone Wild!!
2004-04-08 06:09:00 PM  
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Ahh, now that was a nice hooker!

/as she weeps in the background...
2004-04-08 06:09:39 PM  

That thing is called a tonsu. It's one of that PBS gay decorator guy's favorite things.
2004-04-08 06:09:51 PM  
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When in the military, use your military training to locate a Bush and relieve yourself on them.
2004-04-08 06:10:41 PM  
No, Kerrykabob, just read DibbLe's
2004-04-08 06:11:08 PM  
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Sneak off with a bag of your roommate's shiat! No really. His shiat. Not his stuff.
2004-04-08 06:11:19 PM  
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"How about a TRIBANGLE samich?!"
2004-04-08 06:11:30 PM  
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Attempt to steal underwear from the almost naked man.
2004-04-08 06:12:31 PM  
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"Damnit! I said DON'T play with the family helicopter, Timmy!"
2004-04-08 06:12:39 PM  
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I should have worked harder at chearleading bootcamp!
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