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(Some Guy)   Sims2 has some pretty pervy preview screenshots   ( divider line
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61834 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Apr 2004 at 5:30 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-04-08 12:19:21 PM  
lesbian sims...niiiiiice.
2004-04-08 12:23:31 PM  
Maybe it's just me and my short attention span, but the Sims has got to be the most boring thing ever created. I just don't get it. Dealing with real life crap is a big enough pain in the arse, why the hell would I want to spend my free time worrying about some faux computer generated reality. Plus, the way they blocky out the naked chicks in the bathtub is uber stupid. Now if they combined MechAssault with an online Sims community, I'd be all over that.
2004-04-08 12:25:45 PM  
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2004-04-08 12:26:09 PM  
Maxis games are addicting
2004-04-08 12:30:19 PM  
Sims! For all you pervs out there with absolutely no interaction with the human race! Now with real fauxlesbian action!

I'd hit it!
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2004-04-08 12:33:04 PM  
The Sims isn't so much a game as a simulation. There's no end and no real goal. It's like playing in a sandbox when you were a kid, as opposed to playing a football game. It's just for fun and playing around in, so if you are stressing out over winning in it, or getting bored because you don't feel you are 'accomplishing' anything, then it's not the type of game for you.

I've been hooked on Sim games since the original SimCity and The Sims is one of the most well put together games out there. I can't wait for the sequel. I just wish it didn't keep getting pushed back.

My favorite pic btw, is the creepy kid looking through the window.
2004-04-08 12:34:36 PM  
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Pretty funny,
The pictures make me actually want to play this
2004-04-08 12:42:24 PM  
now that's some comedy!
2004-04-08 12:45:15 PM  
I was always bothered by the fact that it took me 45 minutes to go to the bathroom, and my character would wake up at five in the morning to use the barbeque.
2004-04-08 12:54:32 PM  

/awaits Doom3 and Halo 2
2004-04-08 12:54:38 PM  
OBB I hear ya. It always annoys me that they take like an hour to do things I can do in 15 minutes or less!

But my female sims can take all the time they want in the bath...
2004-04-08 12:59:51 PM  
The game for the I-have-no-life-so-i'm-going-to-pretend-to-in-a-computer-game-and-online crowd.
2004-04-08 01:07:33 PM  
"The game for the I-have-no-life-so-i'm-going-to-pretend-to-in-a-computer-game-and-onlin​e crowd."

The game for the I-have-no-life-so-i'm-going-to-pretend-to-live-in-a-dice-game-and-make​-friends crowd.

It's the modern day D&D.
2004-04-08 01:18:30 PM  
Thread Prediction:

Nerds picking on nerds.

Chance of being correct: 99.9%
2004-04-08 01:18:33 PM  
I consider my penchant for playing The Sims on par with really bad closet alcoholism. I don't want to admit it to my family, my colleagues, and my fellow gamers. I won't answer the phone or interact with my pets. I forgo food and sleep.

But, it's great. I'm eagerly awaiting 2.
2004-04-08 01:35:46 PM  
I'm happier being an alcoholic. People buy me drinks and I get laid when necessary.
2004-04-08 01:44:19 PM  
I barely have enough time in the real world, let alone a fake one.
2004-04-08 01:56:25 PM  
Cool, if my girlfriend gets this it means I can delete the 15 gigs currently occupied on my hard drive by the original sims and it's 20 farking expansion packs.
2004-04-08 02:32:05 PM  
Great line from the FAQ:

Will they able to do laundry?
We dont plan on letting Sims do their laundry in The Sims 2. Why is everyone so fixated with laundry?
2004-04-08 03:02:32 PM  
Will Sims of same gender be able to be married?
Yes, they will.

Maxis understands... why can't the rest of the country follow?
2004-04-08 03:36:16 PM  
Will they able to do laundry?
We dont plan on letting Sims do their laundry in The Sims 2. Why is everyone so fixated with laundry?

Just when you thought laundry couldn't be any less interesting, people ask to have it in their video ga.... err, simulated life.
2004-04-08 05:35:15 PM  
Sims meets Doom3D mod?

/Anyone? Anyone?
2004-04-08 05:35:34 PM  
Having tested this in a much earlier form, you should've seen the creepy/odd/funny things that they left out. Yikes. The ESRB has the game industry by the chipmunks.
2004-04-08 05:38:08 PM  
I think I'll wait till the full X-rated one comes out
2004-04-08 05:39:33 PM  

My thoughts exactly.

Why do I need to sit in front of a computer telling my guy to clean the dishes, go to work, take a dump...

I'd rather blow some stuff up.
2004-04-08 05:39:39 PM  
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2004-04-08 05:40:26 PM  
TheRealist then what the hell are you doing here?
2004-04-08 05:40:30 PM  
I'm waiting for World Of Warcraft myself
2004-04-08 05:40:31 PM  
2004-04-08 01:18:33 PM bort13

I consider my penchant for playing The Sims on par with really bad closet alcoholism. I don't want to admit it to my family, my colleagues, and my fellow gamers. I won't answer the phone or interact with my pets. I forgo food and sleep.

But, it's great. I'm eagerly awaiting 2.

bort13, your gender called. You've just been voted out.
2004-04-08 05:40:35 PM  
TheSims is great for housewives looking for hot cyb0r sex.
2004-04-08 05:40:37 PM  
as a computer tech some of THE
most confused, freaky, sick,
shut ins i've ever worked with
were SIMS addicts.

the make EQ look like nothing.

it's farking creepy.
really. go out. get a date.
2004-04-08 05:42:22 PM  
Wow. You mean I can simulate going to an office and sitting in a cubicle, returning home just before dark with enough time to quickly eat something before paying bills and falling asleep?

Who wouldn't want that?!
2004-04-08 05:43:11 PM  
Is it me or does this look racist?

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2004-04-08 05:43:42 PM  
Stop the world, let me off. This shiat is so unneccesary it makes me wants to vomit. People who buy this game(as well as any other morpg's and devote all their free time to it (ie. my incredibly boring roommate) need to have their computers smashed.
2004-04-08 05:44:02 PM  
SimAnt, now that was a racist game let me tell you
2004-04-08 05:44:41 PM  
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Cheerleader bootcamp??
2004-04-08 05:45:21 PM  
Check out the kid in the bathroom on the left.

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Playing with Mr. Hanky?
2004-04-08 05:46:21 PM  
Screw the game itself, I just like designing cool houses.
2004-04-08 05:46:40 PM  
I like how I have to specifically tell the sims to NOT put their dirty dishes on the floor.

I don't recall having to tell them NOT to piss on their televisions, because you'd think totally illogical actions would be somewhat unreasonable.
2004-04-08 05:46:45 PM  
Too funny HTH !
2004-04-08 05:46:54 PM  

How about: Your ears are gonna be this big!
2004-04-08 05:47:31 PM  
2004-04-08 05:48:24 PM  
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And it's their caption, not mine!
2004-04-08 05:48:26 PM  
This should REALLY have been a captioning contest.

From here on out, include your favorite Sims2 image along with the caption that SHOULD have been included with it...

Good luck! (um... voting?)
2004-04-08 05:49:44 PM  
Oh, and seeing how badly you can f*ck with your peoples is fun too.

I once created a family of 8 and made them live outside. The beds, toilets, showers, refrigerators, TVs, etc. Everything was outside. They came all hate each other and their lives. If they were programmed to know how to slit their wrists, I'm sure they would have done it.
2004-04-08 05:50:11 PM  
That shot with the women kissing needs realistic lesbians, not those lipstick ones. It needs to portray a butch women sporting flannel and a beard kissing a scrawny woman with a shaved head.

/Video games need to be more PC
2004-04-08 05:50:54 PM  
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SimSliver? And what's with the ubiquitous stairs that go nowhere?
2004-04-08 05:51:16 PM  

Hell, anything would work with that one.
/"It's a chestbuster!"
2004-04-08 05:51:36 PM  
I played the Sims for about a week when it first came out. It was fairly entertaining, seeing as how my Sims' lives were, sadly, more exciting than my own. It also gave me a chance to build a few houses, which was probably my favourite part, since architecture is sorta a hobby of mine. I also had a good time inviting the neighbours over and then locking them in a small room filled with lit fireplaces and tons of cheap wicker furniture. And, being the pervert I am, I felt the need to get the patch that removed the pixilization while they were in the shower or bath.

It got old after a while, though.
2004-04-08 05:51:53 PM  
I play Sims on my Gamecube, but I don't spend hours and hours doing it. It's a pretty cool game but I've always been a fan of the Sim games...used to play Sim City (classic) on my Mac Plus back in '91. That was awesome!

I can see how it could become addictive but thankfully I have a life in which playing the Sims is only one of many interests.

Having said all that, bring on the lesbians!
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