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(Ozy)   Dogs can smell when you're going to have a heart attack.   (austin360.com) divider line 64
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2001-12-27 11:50:04 PM
Dogs are great
We just passed the flu around my family of four and our female rott stayed at the sick persons side for virtually the whole 24 hr duration of each. Nothing helps chills like a big four-legged heater.
 
2001-12-27 11:55:39 PM
Arbi We used to have a Mastiff that did that. It wanted to lay on you though.
 
2001-12-28 12:03:50 AM
CriticalMass:
Awwwwwww
 
2001-12-28 12:11:30 AM
TwoCents: Shadow looks sad. My guess is that he smelled the cat on you and knows that you're cheating on him.
 
2001-12-28 12:22:11 AM
 
2001-12-28 12:43:12 AM
Thanks Tim I like my pussy too.....she's soft....
And Code I didn't actually lose her...and by the way RageX her name is Missy Gatsby O'Malley....She has a cousin Meeko who is my roommates pussy...(he's cute too, of course) but when we graduated college I went back to my parents house for a while and seeing as how I am sorta allergic to pussy, my mom is really allergic, and my doggie eats pussies...it just wouldn't be a pretty site...so off she went to Chicago, were she happily lays in the sink (something about a heater making the porcelain warm or something)...Shadow is called that cause for one thing, he always follows you around, my mother is one of those "my dog is really a person in dogs clothing" sorta people....I mean I love Shadow too, but I draw the line at saying bye to him as I go out the driveway (I mean she actually says it out loud and then complains that he is going to be sad) He does smile though, it is really very cute.....

Ouro Hi!! Thanks for the congrats on the photoshop...last time I checked "Tron" was tied with me....huh?! I voted for your Person of the Year btw.....

Hytes Why don't you give your puppy my number....is she cute? Maybe we could hook up or something....


JeffersonD Oh, I will be writing a book...its in the making now, well, I've been talking about writing a book for a long time...I have a good title, but no one steal it.... "Memoir's of a College Past" It'll be all true, but with names changed.....I can't let in EVERYONE on my secrets....

And BenJammin I had been putting clothes on him and taking pictures for a long time, I don't think he liked the red sweater I tied around his neck for a picture, I think he thought he looked to preppy...... Now he got his fun when on that same living carpet my mother discovered a new friend he had just made.....

....And hence, I had a funeral....
 
2001-12-28 02:13:31 AM
I can just see the followup now:

DOG FARTS FOUND TO CAUSE HEART ATTACKS
 
2001-12-28 02:55:07 AM
"If I'm sitting, she'll come up and stare straight at me, whining and pawing my leg," he said. "She will paw on my foot if I'm standing and smash her head into me like a cat does."

So if she starts to hump his leg, does that mean the dudes heading for a stroke and a heart attack, or just that she's in heat and needs a little release?
 
2001-12-28 03:21:39 AM
My dog can smell when I'm having aheart attack?

Yeah, and I can smell when he's having a shiat attack on my 200 year old Persian rug...

Big F.U.C.K.I.N.' deal.
 
2001-12-28 03:23:57 AM
I am a member of P.E.T.A (People for Eating The Animals.)

Because, let's face it, if God didn't want you to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.
 
2001-12-28 03:48:46 AM
High_Wide_And_Handsome sounds familiar, are reruns of politically incorrect on tonight?
 
2001-12-28 04:33:59 AM
Yep them dogs are smart. My mother has two dogs, a Great Dane named Ceasar and a black Lab mix named Prince (supposedly part pit bull). In the weeks before my dad died, Prince checked on him every night, like every hour. Dad was in my old room in a hospital bed, and Prince would stick his nose in Dad's face, making sure he was okay.

My sister fell in the hallway one time (she's got medical conditions) and Ceasar stayed next to her while Prince kept an eye out for a friend who was supposed to be arriving, and when he did, Prince kept bugging him and led him to my sister.

Definitely man's best friend.
 
2001-12-28 09:23:48 AM
My dog is epileptic and he can tell when he is going to have a seizure...he comes to me.
 
2001-12-28 02:17:02 PM
I'm glad they included a picture. This guy has all these heart problems and he still a fat fark. He really needs to lose some weight.
 
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