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2001-12-28 12:41:47 AM
I hate it when I'm looking for porn and find God.
 
2001-12-28 12:41:52 AM
I thought Miss Cleo had the answers to it all
 
2001-12-28 12:43:00 AM
At least that's what they tell their wives.
 
2001-12-28 12:43:06 AM
 
2001-12-28 12:46:31 AM
Why the Fb- bashing? It's like Republicans who can't leave Clinton alone and then wonder why he is in the news so much.
 
2001-12-28 01:03:17 AM
Four in one look for porn and find god.
 
2001-12-28 01:07:44 AM
Interest boomed after Sept. 11
While Americans flocked to churches and synagogues after the Sept. 11 attacks, many also turned to their computers.


And sex? According to an earlier Pew study, only 14 percent said they visited "adult" Web sites, .......


liars

The study was based on a survey of 500 Internet users who said they get religious information online during July and August, combined with other telephone surveys taken before and after. It has a margin of error of 4 percentage points.


Only 500 people?
I thought Sept. was after August?

Stupid......or am I stupid for reading it?
 
2001-12-28 01:08:32 AM
Porn is God, at least on my computer screen.
 
2001-12-28 01:22:24 AM
Amen, brother.
 
2001-12-28 01:35:32 AM
yeah, that half-naked sadomasochist nailed to the tree always turns me on.
 
2001-12-28 01:39:31 AM
I'm not looking for god or porn. Just boobies.
 
2001-12-28 01:40:46 AM
Deity Porn!!

I would like to see Zeus nail that Aphrodite chick,
 
2001-12-28 01:44:25 AM
GirlWithGlasses, this one is for you. :)

 
2001-12-28 03:29:31 AM
and just how many people looking for porn, do you think, typed in "www.chick.com" with opposite result? sneaky religious bastard...
 
2001-12-28 03:31:42 AM
"Internet religion seekers are more likely than the population as a whole to belong to organizations such as churches or synagogues, attend services weekly and describe their religious faith as "very strong," the report said."

Ummm...duh? What was the purpose of this survey?
 
2001-12-28 04:01:05 AM
Search for God:

Error 404-The being you are trying to access doesn't exist
 
2001-12-28 04:06:22 AM
Eerily enough, however, when I posted that last comment:
Farkers have clicked on the above link 666 times
 
2001-12-28 04:39:03 AM
Sweet... I got a link posted.
 
2001-12-28 06:13:09 AM
Forgot this one:

"A recent study shows that 42% of all statistics are inaccurate."

This religious survey is such BS. Talk about having absolutely NO truth in advertising. As JOHNDX pointed out:

"The study was based on a survey of 500 Internet users who said they get religious information online during July and August, combined with other telephone surveys taken before and after. It has a margin of error of 4 percentage points."

The study was based on a study group of 500 web-surfers that already stated that they get religious info online. What utter bullshiat!

Remember, you can never trust a survey when the company that funded the survey is not noted in the article. Nor can you trust a survey that was collected by only one person that had no corporate funding. If a person's gathering data by him/herself, he/she is usually trying to prove/disprove a pre-determined notion in their head. And that means, just like the guy that did the genetic research on dominant gene characteristics using beans as test subjects, that the surveyor could be padding the results to support his/her theories.
 
2001-12-28 07:56:07 AM
 
2001-12-28 07:57:56 AM
As my old friend Reverend Jefferson Clinstone of the Seventh Day Fornicators put it so well in his Advent address at St Dimbleby's, "We're all of us brothers and sisters, imprisoned in our little boxes, whether we be Protestant or Catholic, Muslim or Jew, black or white, gay or straight, male or female, Liverpool Town or Arsenal United. And my message to all you good folk in Britain-land is that we've got to get out of those little boxes and get into the one great big box that's called Love." What a moving moment that was, and I know there weren't many dry eyes in that congregation at St Dimbleby's, when we joined together in that great hymn of St John of Lennon, "All you need is love."
Doesn't that say everything about this incredible year? I know there were a lot of you in those dark days after September 11, who thought the world was about to come to an end.
It's a good thing that your pastor was not one of those doubting Thomases who just threw up their hands in despair and said, "Woe is me! There's nothing we can do. The end is nigh!"
A mere three months later it all looks very different, doesn't it? As my very good friend the Rev. Dubya Bush put it, "I come not to bring peace but to kick ass."
Wise words indeed from one of the great spiritual leaders of our time -- and isn't "kicking ass" just another expression of "tough love" in action?
As it says in the Ten Commandments (New World Order Edition), "Though shalt kick thy neighbour's ass, and his wife's and his children's and his children's children's" (Book of Ariel).
And my vision of building a new world? I know in olden times it only took three days to rebuild the temple. But sorting out the whole world in three months isn't bad! I think even our friend at the Safeway Leftover Winter Festival Puddings counter would have to agree!
(from http://www.private-eye.co.uk with minor transalations for your delection)
 
2001-12-28 08:11:41 AM
99.9% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
 
2001-12-28 09:08:30 AM
You're all going to hell!!!
p.s. porn rules!!!
 
2001-12-28 09:10:46 AM
Geeezzzz...what a surprise.
I was searching the web one day for cheap vacations. Most of the results were porn sites. So I just stayed home and farked.
 
2001-12-28 10:49:04 AM
GORN.
The best of both worlds.
 
2001-12-28 10:52:30 AM
Why don't you all accept the love of The Great Satan, instead? Satan requires no tithes or donations, as he is not a greedy quasi corporation.
 
2001-12-28 11:16:30 AM
If the internet diverts everything to porn, religion included, then the ultimate church is www.purextc.com (don't open at work)
You'll get a stigmata you'll never believe.
 
2001-12-28 12:32:00 PM
The most accurate line from the article:

"The Internet is not likely to change the views of the 14 percent of U.S. population with no religious affiliation, Larsen said."
 
2001-12-28 12:47:50 PM
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2001-12-28 12:54:07 PM
Damn, I wish I could find "the lord demands you download more porn" pic...
 
2001-12-29 09:48:37 AM
Please don't mind me. I'm testing out my Photo Island account.



Thanks. Please return to normal farking.
 
2001-12-29 11:22:24 PM
what? There's PORN on the web?? hmmm tell me more...
 
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