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(Fark)   Welcome Fark Account #150,000 tomklajn   ( divider line
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12582 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Apr 2004 at 6:24 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-04-05 06:56:42 PM  
my headline was better.
2004-04-05 06:56:43 PM  
Login: Dawg47
Fark account number: 98042
Account created: 2003-06-27 18:49:53
Submitted links approved: 2
Location: Athens GA

which begs the question: where's 100k, cuz it wouldn't have been too long after my login...
2004-04-05 06:56:47 PM  
The first rule of fark, is never talk about fark.
2004-04-05 06:56:48 PM  
[Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here]

Arbeit Macht Frei.
2004-04-05 06:56:58 PM  
Confabulat has me beat - I'm number 24874 - and still not a Total Farker. My account was created on 2-22-02. Drew...take some checks and we'll be in business.
2004-04-05 06:57:16 PM  
Welcome Tomklajn! Between now and tomorrow, be sure to:

1) Settle all your legal affairs.
2) Check to see that your will is finalized so your family will know what you want done.
3) Assure said family that you will promise to communicate with them once in a while.
3a) Be sure to write down family names so you won't forget.
4) Take care of all family obligations.
5) Arrange for petsitters to care for your animal(s)
6) Arrange for babysitters to care for your child(ren) if you have any.
7) Have fridge,canned goods,can opener,phone (for ordering delivery) and bathroom set up in or near your computer room.

After that, Enter into the wonder that is FARK!
2004-04-05 06:57:20 PM  

number 27683
2004-04-05 06:57:38 PM  
it's a baby!
2004-04-05 06:57:57 PM  

"Im so excited! I think I'll go stick my dick in my ear."

Please take pics. My email address is in my profile.

2004-04-05 06:58:10 PM  
Had to add a comment so I could see what MY number is.
Welcome fellow Canadian Farker.
2004-04-05 06:58:30 PM  

just means you joined last year.



2004-04-05 06:58:42 PM  
Too bad the poor farker can't respond until tomorrow...haha
2004-04-05 06:59:02 PM  
2004-04-05 06:57:57 PM Bumjube

Please take pics. My email address is in my profile.


I cant seem to work the camera at the same time.

Holy crap, how have you been? long time!
2004-04-05 06:59:09 PM  
picturescrazy: does your name happen to be from the song ATWA by System of a Down?
2004-04-05 06:59:30 PM  
This actually makes me sad. Most of the farkers who were around and made me want to join have sence left. Probably because they got sick of me.
2004-04-05 06:59:48 PM  

Let the fark account number wars begin!

Fark account number: 5456
Account created: 2001-07-06 10:15:20

2004-04-05 06:59:51 PM  
Number 4791

So there...
2004-04-05 06:59:57 PM  
How long before tomklajn realizes there is a comments section on Fark?
2004-04-05 06:59:59 PM  
Bumjube = oldskool hawtness.
2004-04-05 06:59:59 PM  
Wow, 150,000. I just checked my account. I got in at 7089. Seems I've been lurking for quite some time.

...also waiting for my guiness towel.
2004-04-05 07:00:00 PM  
And comment thingees approacheth one million. What does it all mean?

Anyway... Welcome fellow FARKer tomklajn.
2004-04-05 07:00:06 PM  
join the party fellow Canadian
2004-04-05 07:00:25 PM  
Yes Jillifer, and you are the only person to ever guess that. It was playing when I was trying to think of a name. Everyone else thought it was just I liked pictures.
2004-04-05 07:00:30 PM  
So when are you not considered a "noob"?

My guess is since I had to ask, I am still one.
2004-04-05 07:00:32 PM  
Account #6161

2004-04-05 07:00:37 PM  
2004-04-05 06:58:30 PM vegasj

just means you joined last year.



You're still in the 5-digit group, vegasj. You cant hang with the cool 4-digit kids.
2004-04-05 07:00:46 PM  
I submitted this with a better headline.
2004-04-05 07:01:01 PM  
Always get the last word.

/hey, it worked once. it could work again!
2004-04-05 07:01:02 PM  

My number is pretty low, but I don't consider myself "active". I just lurk most days. I have no time to keep up with this circus.

There are lower numbered folks with more activity than me I think.
2004-04-05 07:01:09 PM  
CaptainCliche my guess would be Mike
2004-04-05 07:01:28 PM  
and I get no respect for being number..uh...whatever number I am...
2004-04-05 07:01:30 PM  
I'm #120. Hooray for me.
2004-04-05 07:01:47 PM  
Niftyness. Welcome to fark.
2004-04-05 07:01:58 PM  
Welcome... :)

[image from too old to be available]
2004-04-05 07:02:09 PM  
Welcome to the jungle BIIIIAAATCH!
2004-04-05 07:02:27 PM  
hehe....Bostony, get rid of all the duplicated accounts from those with 4 digits and maybe I'll move 5,000 or so spaces !!

2004-04-05 07:02:44 PM  
2004-04-05 07:01:09 PM Johnny English

CaptainCliche my guess would be Mike

Wow, that picture of bit-o-mike looks like it was taken at glamour shots. Only way there could be a good picture taken of him.

2004-04-05 07:03:01 PM  
The more Farkers, the merrier.

I've only been here about a month myself, and I am LOVIN' it (insert cheeseball McDonalds theme song here)

Also, I wonder if anyone even bothered trying to join Fark on April Fool's Day? It would have been like committing yourself to an insane asylum.

wait, that's everyday, thank God.
2004-04-05 07:03:11 PM  

Bloody fabulous thankyou!
2004-04-05 07:03:16 PM  
#44,440 Here.

It would've been much lower, but I just looked at the headlines for several months before I started reading the comments and got sucked into the Fark Vortex.
2004-04-05 07:03:16 PM  
Anyone else from the 6-digit brigade? Hello?

What do you mean, no?
2004-04-05 07:03:47 PM  
Ah, but my account 27661 is a prime number.

/no shiat, it really is.
2004-04-05 07:03:57 PM  
Canadians should get their own fark.
2004-04-05 07:04:03 PM  
Yay. I'm lowest so far. Still holding at 2574.
2004-04-05 07:04:09 PM  
"Five didgets good, four didgets bad!"
2004-04-05 07:04:19 PM  
Hey I joined over 2 years ago and never got my own thread. Damn newbies.
2004-04-05 07:04:26 PM  
You have no idea what you're getting into.
Get out while you still can!
2004-04-05 07:04:48 PM  
or not.
2004-04-05 07:04:53 PM  
2004-04-05 06:58:30 PM vegasj

just means you joined last year.



Actually, I joined on 9/11/2002, after lurking for about three months. So HA!, you made a 9/11 joke! You bastard!
2004-04-05 07:05:00 PM  
I am *so* jealous.
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