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12582 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Apr 2004 at 6:24 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-04-06 11:41:27 AM  
Is Drew building himself an army?

/fight club reference
2004-04-06 11:43:32 AM  
mmmmmmmm landing strip
2004-04-06 11:43:55 AM  
Welcome. Do not feed the trolls
2004-04-06 11:49:02 AM  

better than some.
2004-04-06 11:53:11 AM  
welcome aboard. Now you'll know stuff before other people know stuff.
2004-04-06 11:53:59 AM  
One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!
2004-04-06 12:04:27 PM  
Dimensiation, theoretically, the Brigade has 50,000 members, but barely 10 have spoken to me in this forum.

I'm a supporter for the new guys. tomklajn, note that I stood up for you when you could not.

President, Six-Digit Brigade.
2004-04-06 12:07:44 PM  
Umm.. AVoiceInYourHead dear... I dont mean to burst your bubble or anything, but 24177 isn't a prime number. It's divisible by 3.
2004-04-06 12:15:30 PM  
Welcome Tom. Now someone tell me about this j-e-l-l-o person.
2004-04-06 12:35:50 PM  
hey, what's my number? maybe I'll get it on my personalized license plates so no one will get it
2004-04-06 12:36:59 PM  
(witty comment)

grats man
2004-04-06 12:42:46 PM  
Hey labman! Yes, I am indeed heading to Cedar Point again this year. Three for three!

Hey, uh, Permafrost? I could really use that $5 I earned. I want to go buy a breakfast burrito.
2004-04-06 12:47:17 PM  
hello from #66380
which is unfortunately not a prime number, nor a zip code in the us
2004-04-06 12:51:01 PM  
Someone told me that Fark gets 150,000 new users every hour.
2004-04-06 12:56:54 PM  
Welcome tomklajn!

Here are some

Shaven angels

to welcome you.

The picture is NSFW(Not Safe For Work).
2004-04-06 01:04:47 PM  
2004-04-06 01:09:06 PM  
I submitted this last week with a much better headline..........
2004-04-06 01:17:54 PM  
We want your soul.
2004-04-06 01:25:16 PM  
2004-04-06 11:24:12 AM tomklajn

He's like that kid from the Linux commercial...he has more of a jump-start to farking than any other Farker in history. We can rebuild him, make him faster, stronger....


Remove the "removeforspam". And do you have the original thread link?
2004-04-06 01:51:19 PM  
Welcome, tomklajn.
2004-04-06 01:58:18 PM  

Yes, i went to that high school too. But im not him, i just used his name as my logon for personal reasons.
what is your name?
2004-04-06 01:59:33 PM  
2004-04-06 11:27:45 AM LDMF

Makes me think of past farkers:
FB- (haven't seen in a while)

many more I am missing, I am sure.

And let us not forget the "Lucky Charms Incident"


How could you forget the killer of pigs a.k.a. a name we're not allowed to type
2004-04-06 02:06:06 PM  
welcome from 8358
2004-04-06 02:06:44 PM  
Yes, i went to that high school too. But im not him, i just used his name as my logon for personal reasons.
what is your name?

**cue Twilight Zone theme song**
2004-04-06 02:12:36 PM  
Tomkin~ Don't trust Dirk Farkley....him and his crowd took over control of the Big Digits through intimidations and assignations.
2004-04-06 02:18:01 PM  
get out while you are still employed.
2004-04-06 02:19:51 PM  
Welcome to this madness!
2004-04-06 02:21:14 PM  
Account # 1560 says hello.

Anyone older here? Just curious.

2004-04-06 02:24:23 PM  
Better yet~tomklajn~ or whatever name you are using today...Don't trust Dirk Farkley....him and his crowd took over control of the Big Digits through intimidations and assignations. And he messed with my KyBd somehow. I have never had a KyBd malfunction til' I started getting the word out on ol' Dirk and that crowd. So be careful. Be very careful.
2004-04-06 02:32:33 PM  
I see there are active farkers older than me. I'm glad to see you've stuck around.
2004-04-06 02:40:00 PM  
Dirk Farkley
Consider me a member of your Brigade:
Login: show me
Fark account number: 117120
Account created: 2003-10-28 12:23:48
Submitted links approved: 1

And my one approved link was less than a week after I joined. I did, however, recently come in tied for 7th in this caption contest which had an infinite number of entries, so that ain't so bad.
2004-04-06 02:43:08 PM  
Canadian eh?

Alright another one to bash on GWB.
2004-04-06 02:50:03 PM  
aquigley, AuntOfDogface
I can't find the actual thread, but it appears to have started on October 16, 2003. [never gonna live this one down]

I found a hint here (see 2003-10-16 02:18:16 PM DrunkenLimeyBastard )
2004-04-06 03:21:28 PM  
Weird. Why 150,000? Why not the 100,000 land mark? What's next 175,000?
2004-04-06 03:31:47 PM  
2004-04-06 03:35:07 PM #6043 considered low?
2004-04-06 04:05:31 PM  
There was one for 50k and 100k.

I think for 10k, 20k as well. not certain
2004-04-06 04:57:36 PM  
Wow, tomklajn made the thread. Hey, dude.

This thread has been a great stroll down memory lane. I forgot all about Rei! She was cool.
2004-04-06 05:18:00 PM  
Fark account number: 1247
Account created: 2001-01-25 (approx.)
Submitted links approved: 3

3 years goes by fast. i still enjoy coming here to read the headlines, enjoy the ps contests, and read the comments. thanks for all the fun drew!
2004-04-06 05:53:05 PM  
tomklajn - congratulations on being the lucky 150,000th. If you get NPR up there, think of Fark as preparing to win "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" every week.

Mayhaps a word on how you found Fark...? I was checking a webpage {long forgotten} for Mac keyboard commands and found it on his Links page. Lurked awhile, had to get a code to make comments like this.

Nice to see that Jesus is a Farker. Nicer to note that, from his e-mail addie, Heaven is a Non-Profit (.ORG domain).
2004-04-06 06:03:33 PM  
Welcome to Liberty Hall, Tom.
You can spit on the mat and call the cat a bastard.
2004-04-06 06:07:23 PM  
" wildeyedlunatic
Ahhh yes, FARK. Where at least 72 virgins can be found fapping to boobies links at any one time."

Hey! We ain't ALL virgins! Uhhh, nevermind. I don't go for the boobies links anyhow.


Congrats tomklajn, you are now stuck with that name for eternity. Note how creative mine is. ::SIGH::
2004-04-06 06:33:39 PM  
well... i saw one of my friends checking out Fark while in the middle of a boring ass lecture at school. came on saw what i liked and lurked around for about a year. plus your all like me, or used to be like me,... a disillusioned 20 something y/o lurking around the internet bored at work and searching for the next flame war.

Fark requires 2... maybe 3 things:
1. the ability to turn off your brain
2. the ability use google
3. grade 4 HTML

i love it

/end emotional rant
2004-04-06 06:34:26 PM  
I signed up just after tomklajn, so by 2008, I can be proud of my 150,000+ position.
2004-04-06 06:35:55 PM  
Oh, it's still going.
2004-04-06 07:31:12 PM  
Why do brand-new farkers not have their account numbers displayed?
2004-04-06 07:32:00 PM  
Hey, Your Purpleness--did anybody ever answer my query yesterday about the first unfettered display of farkette boobies? I dowanna read the WFT, and had to leave soon thereafter.

2004-04-06 07:45:46 PM  
Congratsulatsions... or something like that. See you around the pool hall.
2004-04-06 07:50:01 PM  
how do we know he hasnt been banned before and just started this new account on a different email adress?
2004-04-06 07:54:58 PM  

[image from too old to be available]

This is a totally fabricated thread! This world cannot support 150000 people and certainly they aren't all members of the site named Fark!

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