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rebeccahines		2004-04-05 10:47:31 PM

Welcome tomklajn, to a perfect way to learn the most unusable, obscure facts ever. Just ask my husband.

BTW, you get a boobies pic as your welcome gift.

bmr68		2004-04-05 10:48:40 PM

Holy moly I registered three years ago this month.Time goes by when your looking at the boobies.

France Surrendered
fb- is your father
Duke Sucks

...and do not taunt the admins into trying to get a link posted.

divad		2004-04-05 10:48:52 PM

only 150,000 ? ... i figured a million... stupid me.

donquixote235		2004-04-05 10:49:04 PM

I'll bet that user #149,999 is kicking himself in the ass right now for not getting himself a beer before registering.

Thresher		2004-04-05 10:49:18 PM

no Submitted links approved? Meh. Welcome anyway since I HOPE you're gonna print this out and save it ya little bastard!

suitep		2004-04-05 10:49:25 PM

I remember the same type of thread when the 100,000th member joined. No one ever heard from him again.

A cookie to whomever can remember his name. heh

the pics of you and Cyberpunk turned out great, feff...I'll send them soon. Had a blast this weekend.

Welcome tomklajn...if you see this. ;)

wil		2004-04-05 10:51:51 PM

I just checked my account and I'm under 10K at #9435.

That's cool.

\m/

Thresher		2004-04-05 10:52:31 PM

so 27800 ain't even that high? That's a relief. Hello to all you cooler people below me. (strange phraseology)

Phon		2004-04-05 10:52:43 PM

Weaver95 - sure, but you have agree that the funniest people ever to come out of America are from the current administration. They make the Three Stooges look like philosophy lecturers from Harvard.

And the biggest joke ever played out was voting them in... ha ha ha you guys are such kidders ;)

Weaver95		2004-04-05 10:53:44 PM

[and do not taunt the admins into trying to get a link posted.]

I don't think I've ever seen anyone try that before. I HAVE seen someone post an article link in every comments thread on the main page tho.

An ill considered move, to say the least.

Thresher		2004-04-05 10:53:47 PM

Dude. Wil just posted.

JonathanTaylorThomas		2004-04-05 10:54:12 PM

Its not an accurate number since 50,000 of those are probably various accounts owned by Nutdip.

New Age Retro Hippie		2004-04-05 10:54:14 PM

Bob Seger - Feel Like a Number Lyrics

I take my card and I stand in line
To make a buck I work overtime
Dear Sir letters keep coming in the mail
I work my back till it's racked with pain
The boss can't even recall my name
I show up late and I'm docked
It never fails
I feel like just another
Spoke in a great big wheel
Like a tiny blade of grass
In a great big field
To workers I'm just another drone
To Ma Bell I'm just another phone
I'm just another statistic on a sheet
To teachers I'm just another child
To IRS I'm just another file
I'm just another consensus on the street
Gonna cruise out of this city
Head down to the sea
Gonna shout out at the ocean
Hey it's me
And I feel like a number
Feel like a number
Feel like a stranger
A stranger in this land
I feel like a number
I'm not a number
I'm not a number
Dammit I'm a man
--Bob Seeger.

From New Age Retro Hippie: Slashdot #660007, Fark #139654, Linux user #347402, ext. #1678, mailstop #5431, UID #0 and #1001 (on my own box).

Cleffer		2004-04-05 10:54:18 PM

We rule.

cotb		2004-04-05 10:54:51 PM

Dude. I'm originally from DeLand.

das		2004-04-05 10:54:56 PM

Tomorrow is my 2nd anniversary on FARK!!!!!!

YAY ME!!!

Weaver95		2004-04-05 10:55:56 PM

[sure, but you have agree that the funniest people ever to come out of America are from the current administration.]

Actually, that 'honor' goes to the outgoing clinton adminstration. Taking all the 'w' keys off all the keyboards in the white house AND looting all the furniture were hilarious! Oh, and the last minute pardons of all the felons who donated to the gore campaign - priceless!

Damn. You just can't make up humor like that!

Hornwrecker		2004-04-05 10:57:31 PM

tomklajn This is a preemptory quote for the first stupid thing that you will say on Fark. Enjoy the cliches.

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." Billy Madison

wil		2004-04-05 10:57:40 PM

I am not a number! I am free man!

Weaver95		2004-04-05 10:59:05 PM

Damn.

That's it - thread's over. Wil wins. ANY mention of The Prisoner is always a winner.

Warlord		2004-04-05 11:03:53 PM

mine's 498....why do you people have such high account numbers?

LethargicClown		2004-04-05 11:04:59 PM

Did everyone go to bed or are ya'll in awe that Wil showed up?

OneHandFapping		2004-04-05 11:05:13 PM

You want to know what's really funny Weaver? When Bush did that slideshow joke thing about WMD's. Because, you know, only 500+ soldiers have died for his little vendetta. Of course, it wasn't like most of those happened during war, right? Bush said it was over.

donquixote235		2004-04-05 11:06:03 PM

I had a much lower number (can't remember it) but I didn't post in a year and apparently my account was deleted for inactivity. Same thing happened to a buddy of mine.

Weaver95		2004-04-05 11:06:22 PM

[When Bush did that slideshow joke thing about WMD's]

Give it up man. Wil beat us both - The Prisoner trumps politics.

Jillifer		2004-04-05 11:06:55 PM

Fark account number: 8666
Account created: 2001-09-14 12:14:16

Bit of a lurker, not very well known, zero links approved. Yep, I'm no one special.

cotb		2004-04-05 11:07:12 PM

LethargicClown: Who?

/just kidding, wil.

soporific		2004-04-05 11:07:27 PM

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

CappyGoat		2004-04-05 11:07:35 PM

Whatever happened to the other evil Wil Wheaton?

daveuf		2004-04-05 11:09:04 PM

Bush is getting arrogant, too. He once said he was no hot shot, but he has since changed his tune:

THE PRESIDENT: Let me ask you a couple of questions. Who is the AP person?

Q I am.

THE PRESIDENT: You are?

Q Sir, in regard to --

THE PRESIDENT: Who are you talking to?

Q Mr. President, in regard to the June 30th deadline, is there a chance that that would be moved back?

ColPapa		2004-04-05 11:09:36 PM

Your life just got farked for good.

zlackwar		2004-04-05 11:10:06 PM

Login: zlackwar
Fark account number: 1782
Account created: 2001-03-07 (approx.)
Submitted links approved: 4

Spyder11791:
so all up i'm owed $741090

cash will be fine

who bought fark account # 100 (i think that's the one that was auctioned back in the day)

JohnnyontheSpot		2004-04-05 11:10:44 PM

I think this is the first time a Canadian has mattered.

/account #70042, damn that year of lurking

LethargicClown		2004-04-05 11:11:25 PM

Too bad we can't search on fark number instead of name. That would be a ncie way to answer some of the questions that come up.. (i.e. who is fark number 69, etc...)

Syncopate1		2004-04-05 11:11:43 PM

Who are we castrating?

Phon		2004-04-05 11:11:45 PM

no, I think Bush is still the biggest class clown to date. Remember when he pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete on his My-First-Economic-Management-Machine? or how he pressed the wrong buttons on his 'puter and removed two countries from the world scene?

The way he dresses up like a cowboy and pretends to be really really dumb and can't read and shiat... Man, his satirical performance of himself is award-winning.

/applauses all round.

CappyGoat		2004-04-05 11:13:02 PM

zlackwar: #100 is registered to Wigglepuppy. I don't know whether it was auctioned.

Weaver95		2004-04-05 11:14:05 PM

Seems appropriate somehow:

"He has revolted. Resisted. Fought. Held fast. Maintained. Destroyed resistence. Overcome coercion. The right to be person, someone or individual." We applaud his private war, and concede that despite materialistic efforts, he has survived intact and secure!"

--The President; Fall Out

Rocko2001		2004-04-05 11:14:16 PM

What happen to Milli Jovovich? I though she lurked around in here a long time ago.

CappyGoat		2004-04-05 11:14:52 PM

LethargicClown: #69 (registered to Esexton) appears to have been purged.

OneHandFapping		2004-04-05 11:15:15 PM

When are you people going to realize there "is" no wil? He's just a myth perpetuated by the same programmers who developed "Drew 2.0"

That's right. There was a 1.0

I still want a good counterpost to the slideshow Weaver. It's Ok to admit that with the exception of The Prisoner, that trumps whatever you can come up with. I dare you.

LethargicClown		2004-04-05 11:16:53 PM

Thanks CappyG...

Is this just Fark triva night or is there actually a way to search like that?

butsz		2004-04-05 11:16:54 PM

What's the legend/cliche of fb- ? Not quite 'old' enough here to get it.

show me		2004-04-05 11:17:36 PM

WaxDragon		2004-04-05 11:17:51 PM

Welcome tomklajn!

Be sure to visit the phr0rum once in a while!

CappyGoat		2004-04-05 11:18:45 PM

LethargicClown: I have either a fantastic memory or a cheatsheet someone made one time long ago (albeit an incomplete one)

Christi		2004-04-05 11:19:11 PM

If it makes you feel any better, Jillifer, I hold you and your lack of interest in romance novels in very high regard. ;)

/infinity + 1

iccky		2004-04-05 11:19:43 PM

hi

/got nuttin'

DavidZ		2004-04-05 11:20:58 PM

welcome

LethargicClown		2004-04-05 11:21:13 PM

CappyGoat - Sneaky. Also, Oh my eyes...get the rubbing alcohol...

You need to warn before posting something like that..

hahaha

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