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MelLuvsDMB		2004-04-05 08:47:55 PM

Damn, no one welcomed me! Okay, time to be pathetic:

WELCOME MelLuvsDMB, FARKETTE #145783!

BTW Tomklajn - I still don't know what people mean when they type the word, "teh", so don't feel too bad.

/watch out for Grammar Nazi's
//GN# 7

PowerSlacker		2004-04-05 08:48:07 PM

What does the five digit Farker say to the newb?

SLAP!

/welcome to this depraved hellhole

MUCHWYZA		2004-04-05 08:49:19 PM

Welcome tomklajn, from another 4-digit wonder.

...and you can vote for as many entries as you like (even hours apart) but you can't vote twice for the same entry.

Weaver95		2004-04-05 08:50:11 PM

LincolnLogolas - sadly, that page won't load properly from my work account. I'll check it out when I get home tho.

Serial		2004-04-05 08:50:19 PM

3933.. That's what I get for lurking for a few months. I coulda been a 3 digiter.

priestrape		2004-04-05 08:51:18 PM

Here's a little tip for you. See this:

/

That's a backwards slash. It's best executed by using your right pinky.

Why all the fuss over an odd little line? You see, on Fark, you can type anything after this slash and appear funny, witty or, as the kids say, "hip."

For instance, should a political discussion erupt, try something like this:

/putting on asbestos suit

or

/prepping marshmellows and sticks

Funny, right?

On second thought, leave now. There's nothing to see here.

/sarcasm

YMW		2004-04-05 08:51:31 PM

for christ sakes. a goddang canadian.

/kiddin

Dirk Farkly		2004-04-05 08:52:03 PM

MelLuvsDMB, welcome. Welcome to the Six-Digit Brigade.

PowerSlacker, Six-Digits Rule!!

Dirk Farkly, #143977, Six-Digit Brigade President

Alexis		2004-04-05 08:52:05 PM

CaptainCliche

ok... so here's a nice thread jack: Who, other than Drew (who is acct #1, DUH) is the lowest numbered active member?

AWalleigh

I'm #120. Hooray for me.

Damn you, AWalleigh. *shakes her fist* You've got me beat... but not by much.
My first account that, like a dumbass, I forgot the password to, was... less than twice AWalleigh's. Less than 1.5AWalleighs, actually. Now I'm stuck with my five-digit one. I'm such a n00b.

Catholic turned pagan...blaming the nuns		2004-04-05 08:52:13 PM

Trolling trolling trolling, keep those flames a rolling....

severin		2004-04-05 08:52:18 PM

I'm just about in the first %10 farkers

PTK		2004-04-05 08:52:22 PM

I'm thinking you all scared the poor guy away... :(

Bumjube		2004-04-05 08:52:59 PM

Weaver95:

I do believe I know which one you mean. I'm sure someone else will post it soon. All I have though, is this..

PowerSlacker		2004-04-05 08:53:07 PM

Just looked at my own profile:
Login: PowerSlacker
Fark account number: 30967
Account created: 2002-04-05 18:42:27

What have I learned in my two years here:
1. It's Clinton's fault.
2. It's Bush's fault.
3. The terrorists are winning.
4. Beer and boobies are good.

Draw your own conclusions.

aquigley		2004-04-05 08:53:07 PM

Weaver, I belive that's Alizee. The crazy booty chick, right?

scansinboy		2004-04-05 08:53:07 PM

Greetings from 28818!
Welcome... Have a fruit roll-up!

And for Antimatter...

According to the Time Almanac 2003 version, Farkistan is now more populous than the following countries:(In alphabetical order)

Andorra 68,403
Antigua and Barbuda 67,448
Dominica 70,158
Grenada 89,227
Kiribati 96,335
Liechtenststein 32,842
Marshall Islands 73,630
Micronesia (Federated States of) 135,869
Monaco 31,987
Nauru 12,329
Palau 19,409
Saint Kitts and Nevis 38,736
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines 116,394
San Marino 27,730
Seychelles 80,098
Tonga 106,137
Tuvalu 11,146
Vatican City 890

Saint Lucia (160,145) is up next...
and watch your back Samoa (178,631) We're comin' for ya!!

Whoooooo Whooooooo! You hear that? That's the pain train coming, baby!

feffer		2004-04-05 08:53:14 PM

2004-04-05 08:29:08 PM Cardinal

Ummm... Would those be mine?

Catholic turned pagan...blaming the nuns		2004-04-05 08:53:25 PM

Account #122786...just a babe in the woods I am.

EmoChild		2004-04-05 08:54:02 PM

WOO HOO!

dmacaroon		2004-04-05 08:54:20 PM

PowerSlacker -easy sonny. You're liable to hurt yourself.

Phon, truthfully it's a great source of news and comment. It's amusing. It feeds my brain. It makes me look both ways before I cross the street.

LincolnLogolas		2004-04-05 08:54:40 PM

priestrape

/sodomizing a puppy with rabies while burying my face in Barbara Bush's naughty bits

Oh God, I think I'll go throw up now.

Weaver95		2004-04-05 08:55:38 PM

[I belive that's Alizee. The crazy booty chick, right?]

I think that's the one, yeah.

Don't put that gif and the one LincolnLogolas posted earlier in the same post tho - I'm fairly sure it'd violate a law of physics or something.

Dirk Farkly		2004-04-05 08:56:32 PM

Catholic turned pagan..., the Six-Digit Brigade welcomes you into its arms.

Dirk Farkly, #143977, Six-Digit Brigade President

/Taking this Brigade President thing too seriously

CappyGoat		2004-04-05 08:57:17 PM

phydeux: and for making fun of Jello Boy... does anyone else remember him..

Go to 2001-05-06 10:30:50 AM and Click to Play

El_Presdente		2004-04-05 08:57:59 PM

Try typing in JB's name as it originally appeared. I think at least a few people still remember him.

aquigley		2004-04-05 08:58:16 PM

Yo Tuvalu! Eat it!

/feels so gooooood

aquigley		2004-04-05 08:59:14 PM

Weaver95's head a splode inducing post in 5...4...3...

Weaver95		2004-04-05 08:59:28 PM

[Yo Tuvalu! Eat it!]

That's even funnier if you've ever seen a picture of thier president....He's a bit on the heavy side.

Mundar		2004-04-05 08:59:29 PM

My # is 8373, I think. Something like that. I was active at one point. In fact Fark is still my prime source of news and I read the headlines daily. I hardly ever post when I am employed. Unfortunately I have been employed for some time. I consider my account active because I actually remember my password.

Oh yeah, welcome Tomklymdya!

WoolyDoug		2004-04-05 09:00:11 PM

Since everyone else is doing it:
4243 Represent!

Wizzywig		2004-04-05 09:00:29 PM

Is there a compiled factsheet about Fark anywhere? Like something that says some of the more notable characteristics?

priestrape		2004-04-05 09:00:29 PM

LincolnLogolas

You are teh funny

(what the hell does "teh" mean, anyway)

The504		2004-04-05 09:00:46 PM

What ever happened to SLAYERSWINE anyways? Dead? Banninated? He was all over the fark and SBB threads back when I was a mere lurker.

/20k something number... I guess that makes me kinda old here

LethargicClown		2004-04-05 09:01:08 PM

Whatever happened to FB- and Slayerswine?

"Fb-'s the father"

Dimensiation		2004-04-05 09:01:25 PM

#120246 reporting, glad to be part of the six-digit brigade.
we need a picture of tomklajn for a photoshop. that will be his gift, because we're all out of towels and hot cocoa sampler boxes.
with that said, heres a cliche for the list: It's a trap!

Aliquis		2004-04-05 09:02:31 PM

So, does having a low fark account number make you a geek?

Pinhead		2004-04-05 09:02:32 PM

I have been around a long time and yet to have anything posted. But I was first to congratulate Drew on the new baby..

dmacaroon		2004-04-05 09:02:56 PM

CappyGot - that was cool.

Sorry I forgot the reason for the season (thanks WoolyDoug). Welcome Tomklymda.

snuff3r		2004-04-05 09:03:45 PM

LethargicClown:

Slayerswine got banned, and resigned as STRYPERSWINE

rash		2004-04-05 09:03:59 PM

as if tomklajn will login

He's probably some silly canadian who heard about fark from his friend

"LOL DOOD CHECK OUT FARK ROFL"

wil		2004-04-05 09:04:14 PM

If you get to be an UltraFarker before I do, I'm giving you the cock-punch.

dogfather_jr		2004-04-05 09:04:19 PM

LethargicClown
Whatever happened to FB- and Slayerswine?

I'm guessing that Fb- had to give up his internet connection due to his overwhelming child support payments.

I still miss Harmonia. He (she/it?) was the troll to end all trolls...

LethargicClown		2004-04-05 09:04:22 PM

Don't forget 3horn...

Where are all of these older farkers??

How many Farkers have been banned??

dmacaroon		2004-04-05 09:04:37 PM

Drew:

Please give your legions an appearance with a word of wisdom for the new guy.

snuff3r		2004-04-05 09:05:10 PM

oh.. and Fb- has so many children now, he has no time for fark.

Goddam i miss that abusive little guy =(

Enigmamf		2004-04-05 09:05:30 PM

363; 35 submitted links approved (probably hundreds rejected). Once I got like 5 links in a single day. Of course back in my day it was much easier to get your links accepted. It's probably been a year since I got one to the front page.

No_One_Special		2004-04-05 09:06:14 PM

Welcome!

This is the third time I've tried making this post! My puter is teh crap.

When you can post, be sure to point out to everyone how long you've lurked before getting your account. It adds street cred.

And save yourself future trouble by adding me to your ignore list right now.