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Bonzo_1116		2004-04-05 08:25:25 PM

2004-04-05 08:16:58 PM Dirk Farkly

My 'select group' contains 50,000 members, and yet barely 5 have made themselves known to me... Bonzo_1116, you sir are a farker and a gentleman.

Usually, I get "Ma'am"ed.
/but one time when I was 7 yrs old, and had a pageboy haircut, and old man thought I was a boy. Haven't had that problem since I grew my tits in 8th grade.

Mittenman		2004-04-05 08:26:08 PM

571 suckas

Poop-n-Slop		2004-04-05 08:26:13 PM

Six digit? Try five!

Login: swordfish
Fark account number: 15418
Account created: 2001-11-28 21:06:32
Submitted links approved: none
Name: Darren Clayton

Booya!

I feel so old.

Dirk Farkly		2004-04-05 08:27:35 PM

Bonzo_1116...

A thousand apologies, madam. I was not to know. I'm sure you look very much like a female in person.

theurge14		2004-04-05 08:27:39 PM

Hello!

SoftBoiledLife		2004-04-05 08:27:50 PM

n00b

bobhemprules		2004-04-05 08:28:13 PM

150,000? I feel old.

Login: bobhemprules
Fark account number: 17363
Account created: 2001-12-18 03:00:23

Ishidan		2004-04-05 08:28:34 PM

Account number 701 here, and every time I think I'm old school, somebody with a number<100 shows up...

Poop-n-Slop		2004-04-05 08:28:37 PM

Mittenman

Yay, a fellow Edmontonian!

Well, I'm actually from Fort Saskatchewan, but this shiat hole really doesn't count.

Bonzo_1116		2004-04-05 08:28:51 PM

Mr. Six-Digit Brigade President

I know, I've gotta update my profile.
"Lurker" says so very very much.

Cardinal		2004-04-05 08:29:08 PM

Who's were the first farkette boobies to make an unfettered appearance (in contrast to the forever fettered Bumjube boobies, magNIFificent as they are)?

Sir Cumference the Flatulent		2004-04-05 08:29:24 PM

Fark account number: 127660
Account created: 2003-12-20 08:35:35
Submitted links approved: 1
Location: Germany

Dirk Farkly		2004-04-05 08:29:43 PM

What Poop-n-Slop fails to realise is that the six-digit brigade is firmly of the opinion that the more digits, the better.

Poop-n-Slop, Fark off to your pretentious 5-digit friends.

Point02GPA		2004-04-05 08:30:28 PM

2004-04-05 08:27:35 PM Dirk Farkly:

Your first apology as Brigade President...you need practice.

RaceHack		2004-04-05 08:30:37 PM

3202

Norad		2004-04-05 08:30:56 PM

Three digit account number + four digit submissions approved = w00t :)

Just sayin. I like the five digit account bragging. It amuses me

LethargicClown		2004-04-05 08:31:15 PM

I gues I didn't realize how long I have been on FARK. Dang dawg...

Fark account number: 21148
Account created: 2002-01-23 07:54:35
Submitted links approved: none

/Still likes to lurk

LincolnLogolas		2004-04-05 08:32:00 PM

150,000 users! Hoboyhoboyhoboy!

timmymac		2004-04-05 08:32:54 PM

Hi tomklajn, are you even watching?????

Jethro		2004-04-05 08:33:02 PM

6/27/01 #5108

Badfysh		2004-04-05 08:33:39 PM

395 posts? I think this guy just filled his pants...

mister metle		2004-04-05 08:34:16 PM

All the attention...and he's wasting it!

Poop-n-Slop		2004-04-05 08:35:09 PM

Dirk Farkly

I bow to your superior intellect.

bamf75		2004-04-05 08:35:09 PM

im 2480 im better than all but 2479of you

LethargicClown		2004-04-05 08:35:13 PM

I don't know if he can post until tomorrow...I'm sure we will hear from him then.

dmacaroon		2004-04-05 08:35:25 PM

Okay, I admit it. I'm a six digit and six digits rule!

verbaltoxin		2004-04-05 08:36:42 PM

Hi. I have a 41" penis.

aquigley		2004-04-05 08:37:10 PM

El Presidente

Thank you! Forgot about Camptown Races...and shiat, one of my 5 submitted was a doo-dah. How quickly we forget...*sigh*.

Any more FarkCliches™, I'll be sure to plug 'em in.

pludodog		2004-04-05 08:37:13 PM

::sighs:: If I hadn't lurked for a year or so before posting, I can't help but feel I'd be much cooler right now...

Dirk Farkly		2004-04-05 08:37:28 PM

Point02GPA is not even a member of the Six-Digit Brigade, and so the President does not have to listen to him/her.

You five-digiters are the worst.

Dirk Farkly, #143977, Six-Digit Brigade President

EKU Colonel		2004-04-05 08:37:36 PM

I'm Rick James, biatch!

datdamonfoo		2004-04-05 08:37:41 PM

Gimme your lunch money!

flying doctor		2004-04-05 08:38:56 PM

Hello Tomklajn!
And welcome to the biggest waste of time sience internet porn.

Slives		2004-04-05 08:39:20 PM

Welcome to Tomklajn.

As a two year old Farker, I can only say that I hope to see you around in two years.

Login: Slives
Fark account number: 24750
Account created: 2002-02-21 13:25:27
Submitted links approved: none

*Bummed he missed being #25000*

Stucco		2004-04-05 08:40:00 PM

I kind of like 3 digit account numbers. Simple, not so many numbers to remember.

Weaver95		2004-04-05 08:40:01 PM

LincolnLogolas - That animation is just waaaay too disturbing. I keep expecting the kid to explode or something.

Dirk Farkly		2004-04-05 08:40:04 PM

The Six-Digit Brigade formally welcomes dmacaroon into the fold.

cotb		2004-04-05 08:40:12 PM

5838

I'm a proud 4 digit-er. My fourth submission will be approved any day now......

Bumjube		2004-04-05 08:41:00 PM

Weaver95:

It has hypnotised me.

Weaver95		2004-04-05 08:42:25 PM

Bumjube - Yeah, it's kinda hypnotic in a disturbing, hyperactive 'sploding kid sort of way.

Bumjube		2004-04-05 08:43:20 PM

Between that and the SportKa ad with the cat, I've lost the plot completely.

dmacaroon		2004-04-05 08:44:00 PM

cotb, I don't normally point in my direction because then people start to talk about me, and you know what they are saying. But look at my profile and weep. I love this place!

dogfather_jr		2004-04-05 08:44:54 PM

Dirk Farkly
You five-digiters are the worst.

Depends who you ask...

Mostly SFW... just make sure nobody's reading over your shoulder

Phon		2004-04-05 08:45:32 PM

It's so sad, I've been visiting this site since around 2000...

I still think to myself wtf is the allure?

GregoryD		2004-04-05 08:45:39 PM

I lurked forever, I can even remember where I found fark from originally.

The 3-kingdoms board in which you could post your webpage.

Sure only 3 of you will understand what that meant, but it gives some validity to my oldness :)

GregoryD 5000 somethin-

Jeferi		2004-04-05 08:46:04 PM

Im with ReverendOtisElevator, make that two.

LincolnLogolas		2004-04-05 08:46:13 PM

Weaver95

Equally disturbing is this:

SFW, but probably not safe for anyone currently drinking anything save water

Bad_CRC		2004-04-05 08:46:13 PM

apparently I'm 16003. took me a while to register though.

phydeux		2004-04-05 08:47:26 PM

*sniff* I remember being chastised for being in the 3,000s, and for making fun of Jello Boy... does anyone else remember him..

Weaver95		2004-04-05 08:47:53 PM

Bumjube - There's an animated gif floating around somewhere with this good looking woman doing a hypnotic dance that's always distracted me. I have NO idea what it's called either, but I'd know it if I saw it. I'm fairly sure if I saw that AND the hyperactive kid gif above in the same post that my brain would leak out of my ears.

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