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Grapple		2004-04-05 06:34:19 PM

btw, someone up there mentioned this... people would actually want to *buy* an account to this site?? bwahahahahaha

Low numbered account here. I'll take bids at areyounuts

maisey

nut

wildeyedlunatic		2004-04-05 06:34:34 PM

Durst! One of the fastest comment fill-er-ups I've seen.

spleef420		2004-04-05 06:34:38 PM

get out while you stil can...don't look back. run fast, run far.

jwa007		2004-04-05 06:34:47 PM

Welcome to Fark earth creature, may your stay here be an enjoyable and profitable one. Profitable in the spiritual sense of course.

slapmesack		2004-04-05 06:34:50 PM

He doesn't even have a cool name

Excommunicated		2004-04-05 06:35:05 PM

heh, this has to be weird for him... like being in the checkout line and alarms going off for the millionth customer.

Anyway, welcome. Come for the boobies, stay for the flamewars =D

RockIsDead		2004-04-05 06:35:07 PM

Now go fark yourself, you neocon hippie poopypants.

laststarfighter		2004-04-05 06:35:27 PM

Spyder11791 - I was told it was $10. If everyone could send me the five dollars back, that would be great.

curlinggod		2004-04-05 06:35:40 PM

Now go do the right thing and pay your $5.00 to Drew for the privledge of witnessing this beautiful thing called FARK

Blink Found GVSU		2004-04-05 06:35:42 PM

welcome to fark, where everytime you masturebate, god kills a kitten
/smacks forehead in redundancy

SpaceMoose		2004-04-05 06:35:48 PM

If you want to be popular, I suggest adopting one of two personalities...

either Fb- or Harmonia

Guaranteed to bug and annoy!

SlipperyWhenWet		2004-04-05 06:36:08 PM

Remember Tom, Lemon increases optimism and sense of humor, helps calm fear and increase memory. You may need it.
And it is good for acne.

son of psychomom		2004-04-05 06:36:11 PM

welcome,we have assloads of delightful horrors to unleash upon thee,now go fetch me a 6 pack & a 70 year old hooker.and make it snappy!

Lord Farkuaad		2004-04-05 06:36:58 PM

Hey welcome, person. Please do not complain that (A) the depreciating dollar is bad, and (2) it's Bush's fault.

*pats you on the back*

zdh89		2004-04-05 06:37:09 PM

he's from canada...nothing to see...move along people

/just kidding

Spyder11791		2004-04-05 06:37:10 PM

2004-04-05 06:32:33 PM jjorsett
I'm still waiting for my fiver from YOU, Spyder11791. I'm sure it just slipped your mind, no harm done. PayPal will be fine.

I swear, I gave the money the rocketmail.com, to ship to you guys along with the other free stuff they give out. :)

Spyder

Excommunicated		2004-04-05 06:37:17 PM

LastStarFighter: er... it's $5 before taxes... ya that's it...

/emptys swiss bank account, moves out of country

mtt		2004-04-05 06:37:25 PM

I wonder what percent of accounts are second, third, fourth, fifth accounts of people permabanned for posting comments in a photoshop or saying first (skip) post.

Ditto		2004-04-05 06:37:31 PM

Another day, another asshat.

Dirk Farkly		2004-04-05 06:37:49 PM

We welcome tomklajn. And in 24 hours when he can actually POST anything, I'm sure he will thank us in return. It does however look to be another username made by hitting the keyboard with large distended squirrel testes.

/*My favourite pastime*

Doonyman		2004-04-05 06:37:58 PM

When there is no more room in hell, the dead will roam the Fark.

RocketMac		2004-04-05 06:38:02 PM

2004-04-05 06:29:25 PM Spyder11791

Someone have a link to all the cliche pics and terms, just so he can get up to speed?

I don't think any three Farkers combined have enough time, energy, assertiveness or creativity to compile said list. It could also be that most of us old Farkers are just plain lazy..

Junebug		2004-04-05 06:38:05 PM

Bumjube		2004-04-05 06:38:13 PM

SpaceMoose:

What about Rei? Or however it was spelled.

mtt		2004-04-05 06:38:28 PM

Anyhow, I wonder how long until he posts in his own forum :-P

OBB		2004-04-05 06:38:30 PM

tomklajn - You know you want to get TotalFark! It'll pump your status up higher than all the Fark-liters. Dignity for only 5 bucks a month (more in Canada)... works for me!

Dancin_In_Anson		2004-04-05 06:38:38 PM

Oh will you look at this...He's a goddamn Canadian!

Xuir		2004-04-05 06:38:41 PM

whee

Ludwig Von Meatwagon		2004-04-05 06:38:45 PM

NAZI!

Austin		2004-04-05 06:39:27 PM

My account number is 2574. Suck on that!

caffeine		2004-04-05 06:39:28 PM

Jeez...considering he hasn't responded yet, I'm gonna stir things up a bit so it doesn't get boring, and welcome myself to FARK.

Welcome Fark account #25,421 Caffeine.

K...let the flame wars begin.

splattermouse		2004-04-05 06:39:41 PM

Welcome to Fark, kid, have fun here.

Oh, and this is member #150,000, right? I wonder, could a mod answer this, but how many users are actually active on this site? Just curious.

Dancin_In_Anson		2004-04-05 06:39:45 PM

Juuuuuuust kidding...come on in...the water's fiiiine!

The Unique Original		2004-04-05 06:39:47 PM

The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That farking biatch...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fark up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!

Excommunicated		2004-04-05 06:39:58 PM

blame canada, blame canada

Tentacle		2004-04-05 06:40:24 PM

Let's all re-register again under a new name.

First one to get #200,000 wins.

/got nuthin

subigo		2004-04-05 06:40:33 PM

Why not put a link to a webpage in your profile and make some money off this 15 minutes?

Doonyman		2004-04-05 06:40:35 PM

#108005 here.

That means I'm ~28% better than you, bay-bee.

MFinn		2004-04-05 06:40:40 PM

Now get on the farkin bus!

jamspoon		2004-04-05 06:40:45 PM

Wait 'til it gets near #200,000. Everyone will be re-registering that day.

Humanoid_Typhoon		2004-04-05 06:41:08 PM

remember, never trust anyone with an account number over 100,000, especially one who is 150,000 and above...;-)

FlipChurn		2004-04-05 06:41:11 PM

First of all I would push you to the ground, pee on you chanting "House on fire, house on fire, put it out, put it out." Then I would force you to drink antifreeze until you passed out, and then you would wake up in excruciating pain with a size seven poop-chute.

/win a date with FARK #150,000

Metal		2004-04-05 06:41:14 PM

Will fark ever clean out the thousands of fake users created to boost photoshop votes and incite self-flame wars? I know I have 3 at least.

ToStupidTooCare		2004-04-05 06:41:26 PM

Jeez...considering he hasn't responded yet, I'm gonna stir things up a bit so it doesn't get boring, and welcome myself to FARK.

doesn't he have to wait 24 hours before he can respond?

redlamp8		2004-04-05 06:41:30 PM

Now pay the $5 to be a TotalFarker. Or your membership will only be worth half as much.

SaintAnky		2004-04-05 06:41:32 PM

Somebody should comp the guy a free Total Fark account.... or something.

Doonyman		2004-04-05 06:41:35 PM

Hahahaaha in your face! In your face!

In my face! In my face! Hahaha!

Kekko_Kamen		2004-04-05 06:41:44 PM

In Soe-V-et Russia, accounts sell you!

/just wanted more dumb cliches for him/her/it

/oh yeah, and only people who don't know what the / is in reference to use it to close their posts, so it really dosn't have any meaning anymore.