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(Yahoo)   India and Pakistan are gonna end up nuking each other doo dah doo dah   (dailynews.yahoo.com) divider line 205
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2001-12-27 11:21:25 AM
Maybe I'm just inept, but I can't make the doo dah doo dah work...
 
2001-12-27 11:26:22 AM
...Fourth Horseman saddles up.
 
43%
2001-12-27 11:28:23 AM
If you are dumb enough to nuke a country with which you share a border, you deserve the big fat cloud of death that will rain radioactivity on you the next day.

...on the upside, no more people from bangalore to take programming jobs. and no more kissing pakistans ass to bomb afghanistan.
 
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2001-12-27 11:28:39 AM
<REM>

It's the end of the world as you know it...

</REM>
 
2001-12-27 11:29:38 AM
Do not use doo-dah in vain...

doo dah... doo dah...
 
2001-12-27 11:29:45 AM
No, the doo dah definitely doesn't go.
 
2001-12-27 11:30:47 AM
The world has gotten a little too small for me. I know people over there!

Man, I wish I was 10 again, and anything farther away than the next state might as well have been on another planet.
 
2001-12-27 11:31:34 AM
Wow, and I was just listening to Zeppelin's "Kashmir" just now.
 
2001-12-27 11:33:33 AM
GWB's stratagy for stopping violence working well I see.

Anyone know where I can pick up a fallout shelter?
 
2001-12-27 11:34:03 AM
India & Pakistan at each other's throats?
No kidding!
Are you serious?
What a farking surprise!
 
2001-12-27 11:35:08 AM
Why does India need weapons? I mean, if all 1,000,000,000 of them just run at Pakistan at once, the Pakis will be either trampled or pushed back into Iran. See, no need to spend those billions on planes, tanks, and nukes.
 
2001-12-27 11:39:51 AM
India & Pakistan at each other's throats?
No kidding!
Are you serious?
What a farking surprise!

hence the "doo-dah, doo-dah"
 
2001-12-27 11:39:54 AM
India and Pakistan (<--7 sylables) Doo Dah Doo Dah ...
 
2001-12-27 11:40:09 AM
Are you people really hoping for peace when a tyrannical, racist Goverment responsible for genocide(Indian) is trying to negotiate with a dictator who took the country in a coup(Pakistan)?
 
2001-12-27 11:40:38 AM
RockandRoller,
No problem here with your view.

ClownCollegeGraduate,
STFU!!!!!!! You are such a fuggin pussy crybaby hermaphrodite(Read ITS bio FARKers).
So sick of your stupid"should be banned like Jelloboy" rants.
Why don't you go to Afghanastan and get microwaved with all those ANIMALS!!!
 
2001-12-27 11:41:06 AM
Gentlemem, I present: Operation NIMBY!
Firstly, we shall erect a 200' concrete wall around the middle east....
 
2001-12-27 11:42:14 AM
ClownCollegeGraduate,

No, that was not comedy. I am praying this war takes place. India continues to take American jobs away from American citizens due to the fact they will work for almost nothing, dumb bastards. That is just one of many reasons why they need to go.
 
2001-12-27 11:42:36 AM
EVERYONE!!! SALYERSWINE hates me!!

Woopty-farking-do, like I give a crap some racist dumbass rednecks hate me.
 
2001-12-27 11:42:58 AM
Uh, Rockandroller, by that reasoning shouldnt everyone be wiped out apart from you?
 
2001-12-27 11:44:01 AM
Clown slayerswine hates everyone.

So would you if you had been through what he has......
 
2001-12-27 11:45:11 AM
Seymour Gibbs,

Uh, no. That makes no sense at all.
 
2001-12-27 11:46:52 AM
ClownCollegeGraduate,

I am a little confused. Are you a man or a woman. Or does Slayerswine have it correct, your an "IT".
 
2001-12-27 11:47:18 AM
Jelloboy: Who were you?
Ouroborus: Don't spook me like that.
Pakistan: Please, just say, "Yassuh, Massuh India!! I be gone on down da road fuh to gits dem turroriss now!!" If Yemen can do it, so can you.
 
2001-12-27 11:48:10 AM
Harmonia, maybe the years and years of rectal-probing he's been a victim of by his uncle has taken a big toll on him.
 
2001-12-27 11:48:49 AM
That and the unfortunate incident with the goat CCG...

;)
 
2001-12-27 11:50:20 AM
Harmonia, you're not actually blaming this on Bush, are you? They loved each other before he took office, right?

I know you can do better.
 
2001-12-27 11:50:35 AM
"India continues to take American jobs away from American citizens due to the fact they will work for almost nothing, dumb bastards."

Or maybe they just actually bother to get an education--hence more marketable. Hey, and if they will work for less, that is just one of the great things about capitalism that so many here think is next to godliness. Of course employers are going to pay less for people with equal or better education who are willing to work for less. If you don't like it, you'll have to throw out that dirty capitalism.
 
2001-12-27 11:52:43 AM
This war could make the world a much better smelling place!!
 
2001-12-27 11:53:04 AM
RockandRoller, why should I answer you're questions when you can't get basic grammar right? It's spelt "you're" not "your"... loser
 
2001-12-27 11:54:20 AM
must have never heard the song, doo-dah doo-dah
 
2001-12-27 11:55:41 AM
Scarneck, not directly, of course not.

But Bush's war on terror has given a lot of countries the green light to carry out actions that before they could only dream of. Zimbabwe for example is jailing the opposition as terrorists.

This is just another example. Do you think India would be acting like this if America had not given them the green light?

Pakistan has been played for the fool. Given aid by the west to defeat the Taleban and now its next in the firing line. 2/1 Osama shows up there giving the US an opportunity to join in.
 
2001-12-27 11:55:44 AM
You're right, WorldCitizen. If you wanna compete, you have to be competitive.

And Ill still take capitalism over any other system.
 
2001-12-27 11:55:52 AM
ClownCollegeGraduate,

Picking on spelling and grammar in a comments thread is really the weakest that it gets on FARK. You can do better you freak of nature.
 
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2001-12-27 11:57:15 AM
Harmonia,

Sounds to me like your country should do something to end this terrible injustice? Why don't they?
 
2001-12-27 11:57:23 AM
I'm sure there are more learned folks out there (than myself) who could intimate what a nuclear throwdown between India and Pakistan would do to the Global environment?

...of course, they probably have baby nukes compared to what the (former) Soviets and Americans were pointing at each other in the 80's
 
2001-12-27 11:57:50 AM
Scarneck,

I agree. Capitalism is best. That was just an offhand remark about India taking our jobs. Though it is true I hate them for it and would love to see them burnt to a crisp. Smelly bastards.
 
2001-12-27 11:58:15 AM
I don't see how the doo dah is working here people, help me out.
 
2001-12-27 11:59:53 AM
well you have to give the edge to India, being that they can get reincarnated after a nuke blast and all
 
2001-12-27 12:00:16 PM
India fires nukes at Pakistan,
Doo-dah, Doo-dah,
Pakistan fires back at India,
Doo-Dah, Doo-dah
2 billion crispy towelheads there lay!!
Doo-dah, Doo-dah
 
2001-12-27 12:00:21 PM
Well we could always look at an alternative to capitalism that kept its best elements but looked to also ensure justice, an equal opportunity for all and an end to destroying the envirioment?

But what would I know being a commie subversive and all.
 
2001-12-27 12:01:46 PM
Both countries should be blamed for this situation. But here's an interesting site that shows Indian genocide:

LINK

If the link doesn't appear, here's the URL:

http://www.holocaustinkashmir.50megs.com/
 
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2001-12-27 12:02:40 PM
Harmonia,

Do you honestly think that all your whining and bullshiat will ever change the world?
 
2001-12-27 12:03:15 PM
CCG & Hermaphroditonia,
2 fuggin' commies.
Sorry, never had a rectal probe. You probably get a lot of anal probes I bet from getting peoples feet lodged in yer poop chute from the constant ass kickings you regularly get from the midgets in the circus.
As far as goats, Hermaphroditonia is into necrophilia beastiality so if anyone has some dates err road kill for Hermaphroditonia give it a call.
And no,I don't hate everyone, just cocksuckers like CCG and Hermaphroditonia.
By the way, which bathrooms do you use since there isn't any for freaks like you two.
 
43%
2001-12-27 12:03:46 PM
WC
Actually, Indians have been taking jobs from americans in the software industry. They come to america and go to cheap state universities in huge numbers and get engineering/programming degrees (i was in classes of 150 where 120 of the students were indians, and all ta's were indian. guess which language was used).

The H1B visa quotas were raised by the gov't at the urging of software companies because indian workers will work for a tenth of what they pay americans. Hence, american jobs go to indians. This may have changed in light of the recession, but if the company next door to mine is any indication: they fired all the higher paid people(read americans) and kept all of the indians.

All this non-withstanding, i tend to fault pakistan in the kashmir situation - hindis are infidels and pakistan has made that clear. moreover, pakistan supported the terrorists that shot up the indian parliament.
 
2001-12-27 12:05:13 PM
ClownCollegeGraduate,

That was a great link. I was LMAO!!! Got any more links of dead towel heads. Keep them coming you freak of nature.
 
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2001-12-27 12:05:25 PM
I think Harmonia just needs to go to Africa, join the peace corps and get it over will. You smoke pot, bang drums in your drum circle and never again have to deal with that evil capitalistic system that you don't have the brains or talent to make a living in.

Go on. Go do some good for the world.
 
2001-12-27 12:05:56 PM
Yeah CCG, correcting people's spelling is my department.
 
2001-12-27 12:06:04 PM
"Though it is true I hate them for it and would love to see them burnt to a crisp."

Maybe you should just focus on why you are not a better asset to the company hiring than an Indian. It's not their fault that they are more qualified for the job than you are. If you were really talented, the company would pay more money to hire you. Don't blame your shortcomings on "them there smelly foreigners".

You know the internet has reached the saturation point when the rednecks find it.
 
2001-12-27 12:07:44 PM
That's the spirit Slayerwine!

Keep trying to make people angry with contrived and lame attempts at comedy! Maybe one day I might actually find them insulting and dunny at the .

BTW, for your information (I don't know why I'm even trying), I'm not a socialist/commie/anarchist.
 
2001-12-27 12:07:55 PM
I find it most offensive that people think this is so "cool" and don't find any fault with this at all. Most of you aren't even old enough to have ever dealt with a real war.

You think that people from India are taking your jobs? Prove that. I bet you wouldn't *want* to work at some of the jobs the "job stealers" take to survive. (think midnite to 6 am shift at 7-eleven is a "good" job?)

And do you really think that "taking our jobs" is a reason to wipe out an entire country of people? Does that mean that when you get a job I was trying for (hamburger flipper, noon shift, at McDonalds) that it's perfectly okay for me to hunt you down and shoot you? After all... you took my job.

That isn't logic. That's knee-jerk stupidity. Learn to use your brains before you engage your mouths next time.
 
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