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(ALJazeera.net)   Apperently bin Laden not dead from cancer, kidney infection, or 8 minute long orgasm. New tape released to Al Jazeera   (aljazeera.net) divider line 104
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2001-12-26 07:28:17 PM
caption under photo:
OBL:i suck cock.
 
2001-12-26 07:31:06 PM
He really isn't moving his right arm at all, which is odd considering he is right handed. He definately looks wounded.
 
2001-12-26 07:31:08 PM
(from the BBC)

"It has become clear that the West in general and America in particular have an unspeakable hatred for Islam."

Anyone think he's ever had this happen to him:

OBL/UBL: *slaps someone in the face*
not OBL: grrr
OBL/UBL: *kick to the shin*
not OBL: GRRRRRRR
OBL/UBL: *punch to the nose*
not OBL: *major assbeating handed down*
OBL/UBL: See? See? Look what he did to me! He hates me!
 
2001-12-26 07:39:28 PM
obviously.... this is an old video.

 
2001-12-26 07:43:47 PM
serious,not-computer-generated trasnlation below:

caption under pic: OBL as he appeared on the new tape

red headlines:
-OBL:the attacks against "emerika" (typo) were a good terrorism aimed at stopping her support of israel's killing of our brothers
-The Base (al qaeda) leader speaks of villages oblitirated and mosques destroyed
-American spokesperson doubts the tape's timing,accuse OBL of exploiting the palestinian cause like he exploited islam

paragraph1:
"...tape confirms that OBL was alive two weeks ago..."
"....OBL denies reports of his death...."
america is evil blahblah they slaughtered poeple blahblah

the rest of the paragraphs just mention things that were on previous fark articles (afghans: war is over. americans: not it's not...etc)
 
2001-12-26 07:48:44 PM
Question: why hasn't anyone asked al-jazeera who the hell keeps givng them those tapes?
 
2001-12-26 07:55:08 PM
They said they got it via overnight curior from Afghanastan.
 
2001-12-26 07:55:23 PM
ohhhh, I'm sure some one has crosshairs on the fvcker that keeps bringing in these tapes.....have faith in our secretive government !!... after all...took a while, but they got OJ on illegal satellite TV.....lmao !!
 
2001-12-26 07:57:23 PM
I dunno... he looks pretty sickly to me. Maybe someones doing a mideast version of Weekend At Bernies?
 
2001-12-26 08:03:32 PM
Shemp Mo-Din: probably from lack of sleep,anxiety,insomniam and constant fear for his life...
hmmn,i wonder why?
 
2001-12-26 08:08:47 PM
In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
 
2001-12-26 08:08:55 PM
He's had his farkin right arm blown off! Ha ha ha!
 
2001-12-26 08:19:31 PM
Guarantee I'll mess this up the first time.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3745/bandaged_bin_laden.html
 
2001-12-26 08:22:39 PM
 
2001-12-26 08:22:39 PM
Sorry, just gimme some time, people...
 
2001-12-26 08:23:34 PM
 
2001-12-26 08:30:35 PM
 
2001-12-26 08:32:32 PM

caption anyone?
 
2001-12-26 08:35:40 PM


"I haven't had an erection since 1963"
 
2001-12-26 08:52:48 PM

"I was born a poor black child..."
 
2001-12-26 09:16:22 PM
Roughly translated:

This goes out to all the
Women in the world
Especially her
You know it
Don't even matter your age
Don't even matter yo' color
Yo fellas I ain't
Forget about y'all
This is for everybody
Who like to dance
Just listen to what I'm sayin'
And do it
And take a chance

I put my hand upon your hip
When I dip you dip we dip
You put your hand upon my hip
When you dip I dip we dip
I put my hand upon your hip
When I dip you dip we dip
You put yours and I put mine
And we can get down low
And roll it round

Get on the floor like I said before
Y'all remember that down low
Just put a little dip with it
Now put those hips with it
Pop it push it rock it roll it
Can't control it?
I can hold it
It's all in fun so take a chance
Just get on the floor and
Do that dance y'all
I know you like it
So don't try to fight it
Turn around baby let me
See it from the back
Yeah, I like it like that
Get up now
Roll those hips
Drop down double up
On those dips
Freak Nasty wanna see
Can y'all do this

I put my hand upon your hip
When I dip you dip we dip
You put your hand upon my hip
When you dip I dip we dip
I put my hand upon your hip
When I dip you dip we dip
You put yours and I put mine
And we can dip down low
And roll it round

Back again with
The second verse
It's all clean so
I'm not gonna curse
Droppin' bass
Like a bad habit
Love all women
'Cause I got to have it
Comin' at y'all in stereo
I'm ridin' that thing
Like a rodeo
Hang on baby 'cause
The ride is rough
And don't stop
Till you get enough

Have them girls in the front
Now or later just
Bumpin' that rump
Raise it up let me
See that round
Slap it girl
Make it jiggle round
Round and round
That rump goes
Where it stop yo
No one knows
Freak Nasty wanna see if
Y'all do this right like me

I put my hand upon your hip
When I dip you dip we dip
You put your hand upon my hip
When you dip I dip we dip
I put my hand upon your hip
When I dip you dip we dip
You put yours and I put mine
And we can dip down low
And roll it round

It's off to the show in the limo
Before the show gotta
Make that dough
Pay them girls what
They worth, slip that
Money under that skirt
Take it off baby let me see
You might get a little
More loot chi-chi
String-havin thats so much fun
Playin' that side
Between them buns
Shorty got it on like moms
Teasin' me and
She know I'm starvin
Lick you up then
Like you down
But I ain't finished girl
Turn around
Like you up and down
Your back cause
I'm that freaky
I'm freaky like that
Freak Nasty wanna
See can y'all do this
Right like me

I put my hand upon your hip
When I dip you dip we dip
You put your hand upon my hip
When you dip I dip we dip
I put my hand upon your hip
When I dip you dip we dip
You put yours and I put mine
Then we can dip down low
And roll it round

Settin' it off to another level
You diggin' freak nasty
Without a shovel?
This is my world
I'm just a squirrel tryin
To get a nut, so what's up?
Yo DJ, when the party's
Getting slow
Throw on this jam on
And watch them flow
Takin' over like in 94
When I had the world
Gettin' down low
New Orleans born ATL-livin
Freak Nasty's what I'm givin'
My juice is sweet like
Georgia Peaches
Women suck it up
Like leeches (uh-huh)
It feels so good you
Must admit you like
This shh
Yeah y'all know the song
So come on won't
You sing along?

I put my hand upon your hip
When I dip you dip we dip
You put your hand upon my hip
When you dip I dip we dip
I put my hand upon your hip
When I dip you dip we dip
You put your hand up on my hip
When you dip I dip we dip
I put my hand upon your hip
When I dip you dip we dip
You put your hand upon my hip
When you dip I dip we dip
I put my hand upon your hip
When I dip you dip we dip
 
2001-12-26 09:21:29 PM
 
2001-12-26 09:26:15 PM
Icky - where did you get that translation? I think this is more accurate:

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get wit' cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got make
Me so horny
Ooh, all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my 'Benz?
Well, use me, use me, cuz you ain't the average groupy!

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
Sweat, sweat, got it goin' like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and he'll tell you that
She gotta pack much back

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah),
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, (shake it), shake it, (shake it), shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
 
2001-12-26 09:38:24 PM
Icky and Myron: Ya'll both got it wrong.

I axed my friend, brother Marquis to translate, and this is what he said it says:

Sittin' at home with my dick on hard
So I got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, "Yo, this bin Laden, baby! Are you down with it?"
I arrived at her house, knocked on the door
Not having no idea of what the night had in store
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny

Girls always ask me why I fark so much
I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?"
'Cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad
I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad
I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted
Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass?
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny

You can say I'm desperate, even call me perverted
But you say I'm a dog when I leave you farked and deserted
I'll play with your heart just like it's a game
I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains
I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie
I fark all the girls and I make 'em cry
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny.

It's true, you were a virgin until you met me
I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
You tell your parents that we're goin' out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like I do
Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny
 
2001-12-26 09:38:52 PM


I'm crushing your head!!!
 
2001-12-26 10:06:27 PM
as i said to sgamer in farkchat: "Man i cant read this Al jizzer shiat!"
 
2001-12-26 10:17:35 PM
here's the video with an english translation....
 
2001-12-26 10:18:25 PM
http://playlist.yahoo.com/makeplaylist.dll?sid=2167220&s=37574568&ru=news%2Eem bedded%2Eyahoo%2Ecom&b=8pn988cu0i7v63c2a90d1
 
2001-12-26 10:25:32 PM
 
2001-12-26 10:31:27 PM
Icky:
Do you really think the entire song was necessary? Cute, though.
 
2001-12-26 10:45:19 PM
err that pic at al jazeera - how much does it look like a sloppy photoshop job? the face clearly doesn't fit on the body and it almost looks like it's a cartoon.
 
2001-12-26 11:08:58 PM
 
2001-12-26 11:09:31 PM
 
2001-12-26 11:09:46 PM
oops
 
2001-12-26 11:10:49 PM
Cii C
 
2001-12-26 11:39:41 PM
Arabic is like any other language:
JUST SOUND IT OUT!
 
2001-12-26 11:41:33 PM
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2001-12-27 12:04:54 AM
Hmmm- this seems to suggest that the terrorists have already won.

I'm off to find a Two Dogs.....
 
2001-12-27 12:15:35 AM
terrorists have already won
CÃÑåCÈiæä iiåã äåæi
 
2001-12-27 12:20:08 AM
Let me sum up translations in 4 words:
Bite the wax tadpole.

~Hatter
"The Penis Mightier Than the Sword"
 
2001-12-27 12:23:58 AM
Beauty... loved the Onion article, thanks, 10/6.
Well, I've got nothing important to say... so...

...

Bye.
 
2001-12-27 12:56:42 AM
Hey, give me a break, i posted this like 30 seconds after the tape went to air, CNN or Reuters or Yahoo OR AP didnt have it up. You can just use any translation website to get this in english
 
2001-12-27 02:43:06 AM
Was watching tv when the "LIVE!" newsflash came up. Kept cracking up every time they said, "hidden messages." Was thinking, Guess this tape is real, then.

I predict that by the year 2003, the anime fan-subbing community will be completely radicalised by ongoing U.S. military conflict, as news like this is continued to get shut out by the U.S. media. I also predict that Al Jazeera will be bought out by AOL Time Warner, or some other major media corporation, and will be brought under a tight rein by the CIA. (There was suspicion that Al Jazeera already is a CIA asset, as it seems to be the only news source in the Middle East--it would just be too perfect if the CIA did control it. This was disproven by the fact that U.S. military bombed Al Jazeera out of Afghanistan.)

Also: Am I the only one who's noticed that the flags on every major news broadcast make the U.S. media look eerily like state-run programs in China and the U.S.S.R.? "Here comes your news, America, straight from our Great Party Leaders..."
 
2001-12-27 02:56:19 AM
EvilKitty: Absolutely.
 
2001-12-27 05:18:13 AM
8 minute orgasm -YEH RIGHT More like an 8 minute wank
 
2001-12-27 06:55:26 AM
Mine only last a minute. Not even my multiple ones last that long...
 
2001-12-27 08:42:48 AM
will that farker ever die?

8 minute orgasm... yeah right... maybe he was giving an 8 minute blow job to his taliban butt buddies.
 
2001-12-27 08:43:23 AM
little anecdote:

My friend's mum is a nurse who works in A+E (that's like ER to americans i think)
She was working one night when she took a call from a woman who said "i can't stop having an orgasm!!" So my friend's mum's like "lucky you!" but apparently it was getting really painful. So this woman had to come down to the A+E and someone got some numbing cream on her.

Still, the orgasm woman was with a man when this happened and you can just picture him in the background while she's on the phone, jumping around the bedroom doing high kicks and flexing his muscles. 'I'm the MAN'

true story.
 
2001-12-27 08:53:52 AM
I envy that man.
 
2001-12-27 08:57:36 AM
They say he looks diffrent now,then before. Still looks bad. pre or post war. I must say the USA is great. OJ has to figure out a way to spend $25K a month (golf, hookers, coke) so Fred Goldman can't get any. But Bin Boy has $250 million and looks like shait.
 
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