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(Canoe)   Calgary parents outraged over school playing "Tard in the Box." No objections, however, to "Catch the Greased-Up Deaf Guy"   ( divider line
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2004-04-01 01:52:06 PM  
disagree, I would like to see all schools installed with electrified cages that can be dropped from the ceiling over the student's desk with a control panel on the teacher's desk.

Didn't I see that on Invader Zim?

2004-04-01 01:56:20 PM  
classic stuff. i can't wait for family guy to be back. jack retarded? or is this someone else in a box?
2004-04-01 01:56:32 PM  
there's something about retards that deconstructed really acquire intersubjectivity me giggling.


/making fun of "tards" is semiotically cool
2004-04-01 01:57:30 PM  
fark!! F1LTER 0F DEETH.
2004-04-01 01:58:12 PM  
Lets get in the boat.
2004-04-01 01:58:44 PM  
I feel so farking bad about laughing at that gif! I am a bad human! Bad, bad!

Headline reminds me of a schoolyard game we used to play, with teachers supervising. "Smeer the Queer". Amazing that they taught this to us!
2004-04-01 01:58:47 PM  
Seriously, eugenics is semiotically a subliminated homosexuality type idea.
2004-04-01 01:59:48 PM  
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"Do you has what it takes?"
2004-04-01 01:59:55 PM  
Hay guys I didn't type that :-(
2004-04-01 01:59:57 PM  
Tard prolefeed always make me cry.

You know like when they are running a race and the one young citizen is winning but he sees another one fall down. So he goes back and helps them get up and they finish the race together. That kind tugs at the ol heart strings.

Hail Big Brother!

"I was raised by a cup of coffee"
2004-04-01 02:00:28 PM  
Dat rake-wieldin' tard sto'y officially made mah' day. Slap mah fro!

"Palace, Lee, I believe you mean Costume Palace."
2004-04-01 02:01:05 PM  
lol, prolefeed = movies
2004-04-01 02:03:53 PM  

That's the funniest thing I have seen since the "shiat & vomit" story my friend sent me. Kudos!
2004-04-01 02:05:07 PM  
It happened in St. Helena junior high and no references to Boxing Helena yet?! For shame.

[image from too old to be available]

"Marzipan! Marizpan!"
2004-04-01 02:05:45 PM  
Damn man, you owe me a new keyboard and monitor. Mmmh.

/I gueth I'll be taking one of thothe ticketth too
2004-04-01 02:07:31 PM  

"shiat & vomit story" - care to elaborate?

yes. I'm curious.
2004-04-01 02:15:41 PM  
Hmmay...eadthray iedday alreadyway? :-(

2004-04-01 02:17:21 PM  
Little Johny instigated by signing:

[image from too old to be available]

"the hand said, get in the box, beee-aaatch"

"This one time, I hooked up my lawn mower to my nintrendo, and after that, I got the new high score every time!"
2004-04-01 02:17:22 PM  
I kin't stop laughin' at da damn bouncin' tard pic. De rake/tard attack sto'y wuz hilarious too. And ah' hadn't seen "Slap mah 'fro. Right On! " in ages. What some happy day. Slap mah fro!
/Filta' away. Right On!

"I met a possum."
2004-04-01 02:19:36 PM  

where in GODS name did this come from?

"This one time, I hooked up my lawn mower to my nintrendo, and after that, I got the new high score every time!"
2004-04-01 02:25:51 PM  
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2004-04-01 02:27:39 PM  
They even have a 1984 filter. That rocks.
2004-04-01 02:28:33 PM  
that is just farked up .if i had kids and some one did that i would cripple them permenantly
2004-04-01 02:30:37 PM  
Damn. Will Forte as the jealous boyfriend in a big cardboard box. Scooting across the floor in his cardboard box with his head sticking out, trying to pick a fight with Jimmy Fallon over Salma Hayek. Classic.
2004-04-01 02:31:40 PM  
so whats the deal with the random stuff every where .is it just april foolery.
2004-04-01 02:32:01 PM  
Maybe the teacher was just preparing him for life in a cubicle...

/I'm in a three sided box right now.
2004-04-01 02:34:58 PM  
You will go to hell if you copy and paste the link. But damn it always makes my day!

Sorry, no html skillz
2004-04-01 02:35:52 PM  
Phango Oh my God I laughed so hard at that! I'm so sorry that happened to you, but the way you tell that story, it was just friggin' hilarious!
2004-04-01 02:36:15 PM  

It IS a shame that the tardblog is gone...that was some of the most hilarious shiat I ever read.
2004-04-01 02:43:32 PM  
Dawg47: My favourite hour of the week begins at 11 PM Cartoon Network adult swim.

11-11:30 Family Guy
11:30-12:00 Futurama.
2004-04-01 02:44:28 PM  
A gang of special needs people once helped me get my beef jerky that was stuck in a devious food machine. Because of this, I think they're not so much people, as Gods.

"Meedly meedly meedly me!!"
2004-04-01 02:47:19 PM  
*then as Gods

That's it, I'm not typing again today.
2004-04-01 02:48:17 PM  

Okay, I'm not really typing again today.
2004-04-01 02:50:46 PM  
Funniest thread ever.

2004-04-01 02:54:41 PM  
So I guess none of the language filters are on today?

"Palace, Lee, I believe you mean Costume Palace."
2004-04-01 03:04:49 PM  
Tards aren't (*snicker*) wun bit (*guffaw*) funny (*chuckle*) yawl arseholes. (*giggle*)

/in all honesty, thus practice does saym cruel, humiliating, and counterproductive. Did no wun else notice that thuh kid iz also dayuf an uses sahn language to communicate, so by puttin' him in uh box he kaynt keep up with anything going on in class? He never knowingly did anything tuh deserve this treatment an if Ah were wunna his parents I'd be livid. If he's thet much of uh distraction, inform the parents and they an the teachers can work together tuh try to improve thuh behavior.
2004-04-01 03:07:28 PM  
Oh please!

We had "the box" at my elementary school...only it was a presentation trifold that fit around the desk.

It was really refreshing because whenever someone (it was almost always the dumb kid sitting behind me) was given box time, they could no longer throw stuff at me.
2004-04-01 03:15:12 PM  
I'd say some of the language filters are on...

2004-04-01 03:27:19 PM  
Yeah, it sounds like the parents are over reacting. It was a three sided thing with no top to keep the little bastard from disturbing the class. Ain't no box there.

/probably been said already, I just didn't want to read the whole thread
2004-04-01 03:32:40 PM  
ookdalibrarian --
"Didn't I see that on Invader Zim?"

Possibly. I've never seen Zim.
2004-04-01 03:42:33 PM  
better luck next year
2004-04-01 03:45:52 PM  

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!
2004-04-01 04:27:37 PM  
Ist dere a story behind dat krazy fat kid jumpingkt all around in ze gif up dere?

"Twas the pride of the peaches."
2004-04-01 04:54:25 PM  
I guess that smear the queer is out of the question?
2004-04-01 05:14:15 PM  
Somebody told me that I always have to bow
if that was true I would have fallen apart by now
The more u think, the less u act their ways
so can u hear this, the fake sound of progress
2004-04-01 05:16:46 PM  
I'm a Calgarian, and this is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a while! Tards just make me giggle like a schoolgirl!
2004-04-01 05:48:47 PM  
Haha, that retard beating story was gold. Gold!

Makes me want to go out and fight someone, just so I can tower over him and say those magic words. "YOU CANT PARK THERE, YOU CANT PARK THERE"
2004-04-01 05:56:26 PM  
2004-04-01 06:10:44 PM  
Huly shurt booses Betmun!
Bork Bork Bork!
2004-04-01 06:32:58 PM  
Tard in the box.
Ready to go.
We be fast.
And they be slow.

/likes Ghostbusters 2
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