"You're never gonna catch me. You might as well give up right now. See you next year! Gag me with a pitchfork!"

"...the enclosure -- which she described as typically three-sided and about 1 1/2 metres tall -- was demeaning or insensitive."

Three sides doth not a box make. A stall, maybe.

/1.5 m = 59"



"I'm fiercely independent about the soy products I choose."

/subtle?

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My quote wuz accurate up until thuh pitchfork gagging...


"Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off..."

Three sides doth not a box make

Yeah but we're talking about 'tards here. If you can't make a 'tard believe that, you've lost. To a 'tard.

Man in the box?



/Alice in Chains

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Rightio! I think I can twice."

Love the reference.

What the.....what's with the quote that got added to my post

"I met a possum."

This was a substitute teacher. It's been my experience that they are some of the most doubleplus ungood and annoying human beings on earth.

Hail Big Brother!


"I was raised by a cup of coffee"

haha -- greased-up deaf guy.

But i don't wanna feed gramdma bacon in the bathtub (approx.)

"Kids, I told you the box was for special needs students. Get that farking retard outta there!"

Very nice use of the Family Guy. One of my favorite scenes.

Call me insensitive but I think this deserves an amusing tag.

Good old kunadians, em kun tell des kid ez go en two grow oop two b anuther brilliant comedian

Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease?

It's only a real game if the deaf guy is naked. Sadly, in recent years, obesession with "decency" has led some schools to put the deaf man in a speedo. Truly sad when traditions go by the wayside...c'mon filter!

Who's ever heard of a tard-in-the-box?

Hey, if this kind of treatment is good for Dubya Bush, then it's good enough for me !


"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm open for interpretation."

No felt her vor you! Filter Nazez....

Did you say tArd in a box? Or tUrd in a box? Is it Christmas already?

Canada. Who farking cares?

YAY!! I finally got filtered!!

"Stiny, get me a danish!"

How peculiar..

"The Sawchuck Redemption"

fatal_exception you're insensitive.

But no more so than I am.

OKway. Youay uysgay areway ettinggay outway ofway andhay.

etGay inway ethay oxbay.

HAHA

I wish it was april fools all year. Even the really dull threads are worth reading today...

do muslims object to their posts being translated to pig latin?

i remember playing "smear the queer". i didunt know what uh queer was at thuh tom but boy did hay get a pounding.


"Get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off..."

Too bad www.tardblog.com disappeared. This would certainly have made for a riveting installment.

Tard Blog Archive

Did I tell you guys about the retard kid from my neighborhood that we turned gay? He name was William, and he was one of those drolling retards.

About 7 of us young teens took him to the park one day. We put peanut butter on our cocks and he ate it off. End of story...or so I thought.

12 years later while on vacation in Florida, I see this chick hitchhiker in cutoff shorts and a midriff shirt. When I pull over to give her a ride, I see that its him!!! Its farking William and he is flaming cross dressing queer!!!

What the fark did we do to this poor, drooling, retarded bastard? The shame I felt at that moment.....so anyway I give him a ride and sure enough he puts peanut butter on my cock when he blows me.

True story.

"You know, the kind that are only kinda hot so they don't mess around with other guys!"

Wow, nice lame homestar runner filtering. Homestar sucks ass, I don't want that crap in my posts.

"Special Needs"? Bah! Can't they just say retarded or crippled? Is that so bad? It means pretty much the same thing but with fewer syllables. You know, Shellshock vs. Post-traumatic stress disorder. farking wuss-ass parents can't raise their 'tard and they want to biatch at schools for not letting him do whatever he wants.

/if this gets haxord, it'll be impossible to read...I'll look like a 'tard!

This guy thinks it's funny.

"The Shawchuks said they were told by the substitute teacher there that Adam had been placed in the box because he'd been unco-operative in his special education class."

Seems that the writer of the story needs time in a box too



"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Rightio! I think I can twice."

I'd be outraged too. How offensife. I schall henford go forward undt be offended.


"SWEET LADY FREEDOM! Let's make out!"

TrouserSnakeandLarry, that's was both disturbing and hilarious. You win!

"Palace, Lee, I believe you mean Costume Palace."

"The Shawchuks said they were told by the substitute teacher there that Adam had been placed in the box because he'd been unco-operative in his special education class."

Seems that the writer of the story needs time in a box too

if this gets haxord, it'll be impossible to read...I'll look like a 'tard!

You didn't need to be 'haxord' madness to look like a 'tard'. Trust me.

0ok

Tard In a Field!

/One Please.
//Express...its a long way down.

"5HAK1NG THE B0X, B0S5, SHAKING THE B0X...!! "