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(Reuters)   In a "rape fantasy" chatroom, man agrees to break into woman's apartment and rape her. What could possibly go wrong?   ( reuters.com) divider line
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2004-04-01 08:46:13 AM  
 
2004-04-01 08:48:07 AM  

pwn3d.
pwn3d.
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pwn3d.


Yehoshua, turn off the damn borkifier, it's not working!
 
2004-04-01 08:54:06 AM  
 
2004-04-01 08:54:47 AM  
I've been borked! That's ok, it wasn't that good of a comment anyway.

"This is not a fake comment"
 
2004-04-01 09:09:18 AM  
It's not rape if she blinks twice for yes.

/Norton
 
2004-04-01 09:17:19 AM  
One more thing I thought I'd never hear:

"rape fantasy chatroom"

"Stiny, get me a danish!"
 
2004-04-01 09:18:44 AM  
Moral of Story: Ask for directions from intended victims. Smile for the webcam.
 
2004-04-01 09:20:44 AM  
I miss the olden days when a simple internet-organized rape fantasy could not make the front pages of every two-bit newspaper in the county

"Hey Stupid! I brought you this stuff!"
 
2004-04-01 09:43:24 AM  
The downside of this is there is some sad lady out there who was hoping to be raped. Can you imagine what it must have done to her ego to think she was stood up by a rapist?
 
2004-04-01 09:51:02 AM  
He's weird, but he's not a douchebag.
 
2004-04-01 09:54:00 AM  
EAT M0RE P0S5UM

THE D0WNSIDE 0F TH15 15 THARE 15 SUM SAD LADY 0UT THARE WH0 WA5 H0P1NG 2 BE RAPED!! CAN U IMAG1NE WHAT 1T MU5T HAVE D1 2 HER EG0 2 TH1NK 5HE WAS 5TUUD UP BUY A RAPIST??!!

1 NEVER TH0UGHT 0F THAT. THAT"S HILAR10U5!1! THE GUY"S GETTING ARRESTED, & THIS BAB3"5 EG0 15 N0SEDIV1NG BECUZ 5HE CAN"T EVEN C0NV1NCE SUM GUY 2 RAPE HER.
 
2004-04-01 09:54:51 AM  
Hey, looks like dey got ze dialect filters up undt runningkt.


"Twas the pride of the peaches."
 
2004-04-01 10:02:30 AM  
Michael Todd Howard, 35, pleaded guilty in a court in San Diego on Tuesday in return for an expected sentence of one year in jail and probation, prosecutors said. As a part of the plea deal, prosecutors dropped charges of intent to commit rape, untrue imprisonment and possession of unlegal drugs. Howard will be sentenced next month.

So what ARE the charges? What did he plead guilty to? For a second I within measurable distance of thought Reuters was a "news" service.

Hail Big Brother!


"I'm a million ladies tall!"
 
2004-04-01 10:14:06 AM  
The victim thtopped the attack by yelling and attacking Howard'th tethticleth.

That'll teach ol' Howard to thet thome ground ruleth.
1. Give your correct addreth.
2. No attacking the tethticleth...
 
2004-04-01 11:05:05 AM  
might have been a good idea to double check the address before you break in and attempt to rape someone!
 
2004-04-01 11:25:04 AM  
Ohh, that's embarrassing. As much as I love play rape, I would want to meet the person, or at least get a picture or something before I do that. I suppose that it adds a little excitement to it when you don't know before hand what they look like or who they are.

And where could I find these rape fantasy chat rooms?
 
2004-04-01 12:11:34 PM  
"There's a funny story behind how I met your mother!"
 
2004-04-01 12:11:51 PM  
The safety word is "banana."
 
2004-04-01 12:12:10 PM  
Rape Fantasy chatrooms?

Why?

Oh wait, probably an AoHell thing, nevermind.

->ughs
 
2004-04-01 12:12:33 PM  
Mike Tyson?
 
2004-04-01 12:13:01 PM  
"Can we keep this between us. I don't want it to affect my teaching job."
 
2004-04-01 12:13:18 PM  
"unlegal drugs"?
 
2004-04-01 12:13:39 PM  
That is jus' disgustin'. Play rape? Yeah, 'cuz it's jus' so much fun an' erotic.

Stupid ass, he deserves whut he's gittin'.


"Holy, holy, holy, holy, holy crap!"
 
2004-04-01 12:13:45 PM  
damn, cscx beat me to it
 
2004-04-01 12:13:49 PM  
Heh, I submitted this one, too:

If you're going to pretend to rape a woman, make sure you have the right address.
 
2004-04-01 12:13:49 PM  
"As much as I love play rape"

/shakes head sadly.....
 
2004-04-01 12:14:02 PM  
due, I think genderization someone just hacked fark for reevalution of Manichaeanism and a few seconds... i was semiotically reading comments on one page then i subjugated back to the main page and the semiotic object was some type of fake news site, something dealing with bunghole or something


nice april fools joke.. i really almost formalised image of i lost the objective fark
 
2004-04-01 12:14:07 PM  
"Rape, murder, arson, and rape."
"You said rape twice."
"I like rape."
 
2004-04-01 12:14:15 PM  
What the heck is a dialect filter and how do you activate it?
 
2004-04-01 12:14:31 PM  
tethticleth

Damn Ah love thuhse filters.
 
2004-04-01 12:14:43 PM  
THE V1CTIM ST0PPED THE ATTACK BUY YEL1NG & ATTACKING H0WARD"S TE5T1CLE5!!
CR1PE5!! THAT CAN"T BE C00L!!!!!
 
2004-04-01 12:14:46 PM  
Play rape? That's just digusting. I mean, rape is just so fun and enjoyable, right? Both of those people are just sick.

I hate the redneck filter...
 
2004-04-01 12:14:59 PM  
I bet the whole thing was some sick set up from the start.

Want to get back at your ex? sign on to a rape fantasty chat room pretending to be some hot chick. Set up fantasy rape. Give your ex's address and....profit.
 
2004-04-01 12:15:07 PM  
At least the woman fought him. There would be less rapes if ladies only knew where to kick a man.

"I'm open for interpretation."
 
2004-04-01 12:15:46 PM  
imagine the fun you could have playing a 4/1 joke on somebody using this... Give the guy an address of big Bubba down the hall from you, and when he arrives, watch and see what happens.
 
2004-04-01 12:16:09 PM  
If I vere a bettingkt man, I'd say dat ze woman in ze chat r-r-room probably set ze poor little douchebag up by gifingkt him ze w-r-rong address. Sche might efen get bonus points for farkingkt ofer ze chatroom perfert undt some enemein uff hers at ze same time (ie. fictim uff de krime).
 
2004-04-01 12:16:23 PM  
At least the woman fought him. There would be less rapes if ladies only knew where to kick a man.
 
2004-04-01 12:16:25 PM  
Wait is this 101 Paradise Way, or 101 Paradise Avenue???

Oh shiat!!
 
2004-04-01 12:16:27 PM  
Smookyfufu
He's weird, but he's not a douchebag.

You've got a pretty liberal definition of douchebag.
 
2004-04-01 12:16:30 PM  
The victim stopped the attack by yelling and attacking Howard's testicles

Just his testicles?

"You know, the kind that are only kinda hot so they don't mess around with other guys!"
 
2004-04-01 12:16:36 PM  
She liked it
 
2004-04-01 12:16:53 PM  
Well, she could have bitten hith tethticleth. Or uthed a knife. Like, ooh.
 
2004-04-01 12:17:11 PM  

"The victim stopped the attack by yelling and attacking Howard's testicles."


I know there's a Howard Johnson joke in there somewhere.


"I DON'T HAVE A COMPUTER !!! HIYA !!!!"
[image from safetyforwomen.com too old to be available]

"I met a possum."

 
2004-04-01 12:17:35 PM  
Does anyone else thank its strange thet thuh last 4 headlines involve a woman? I'm not trying tuh imply anything, just noticin' the strangeness of it.
 
2004-04-01 12:17:40 PM  
Dialect PANSY?!

I hope the guy has fun in bend over prison

"Why you lazy crap for crap"
 
2004-04-01 12:17:49 PM  
What's wrong with liberal douchebags???111????one?????
 
2004-04-01 12:18:02 PM  
Wasn't there a NYPD Blue episode similar to this?
 
2004-04-01 12:18:53 PM  
This happened to me last year in a "murder fantasy" chat room. Not funny at all.

"I've dealt with this before! Lights: Definently out!"
 
2004-04-01 12:19:16 PM  
D'oh!

"Marzipan! Marizpan!"
 
2004-04-01 12:19:35 PM  
guinnsslvr:

Yeah, that was my headline :)

Life imitates NYPD Blue, etc.
 
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