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(Reuters)   Ann Summers to sell "Pop My Cherry" ice cream. Refused comment on upcoming "George Michael Double Fudge"   ( divider line
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2004-03-31 09:54:55 AM  
And Richard Simmons' "Double Fudge Swirl".
2004-03-31 09:59:21 AM  
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"It's full of creeeaamy goodness!"
2004-03-31 01:17:34 PM  
Once she sells 60 cones, the factory starts paying out.
2004-03-31 03:01:06 PM  
Hey, didn't that come from GTA Vice City...

Or close at least...
2004-03-31 03:01:23 PM  
Doesn't this work against the Thighmaster stuff?

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2004-03-31 03:01:26 PM  
Let me be the first to say.. WHO?

/can't rtfa
2004-03-31 03:02:00 PM  
John Holmes Push-up Pops?
2004-03-31 03:06:46 PM  
Richard Simmons' Fruity Nut Crunch.
2004-03-31 03:08:08 PM  
Whats up with the headlines this week? Hilarious.
2004-03-31 03:08:27 PM  
seen with their new corporate car...
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2004-03-31 03:08:52 PM  
Wow, an ice cream with a name like "Pop My Cherry" sounds kind of...

2004-03-31 03:09:01 PM  
Best. Headline. Evar.
2004-03-31 03:09:56 PM  
She'll also sell some refreshments as well, among them Donkey Punch.
2004-03-31 03:09:56 PM  
Taste the bloody goodness?
2004-03-31 03:12:00 PM  
After rigourous conversation........they decided to drop the original name of "pop my cherry garcia"
2004-03-31 03:12:47 PM  
like my rock ' roll/musicial ice cream shop......Bananarama Split
The Flavor Formerly Known as Vanilla
Lohn Lemmon
Yoko O'nuts
Tangerine Creme
The Dead Milkmints
The Goobie Smothers
Iron Butterscotch
Black Cherry Sabbath
Chunky D
Big Daddy Kandy Kane
Ted Nougat
Purple Hazelnut
Daquirie Ice Cube
Oreo Speedwagon
Mariah Cherry
Jonny Cashew
Cowboy Junkie Chunkies
VaNeila Young
Vanilla Morrison
Vanilla Millie
Chunk Berry
Vanilla Ice(cream)
Soul Toffee-ing
JanIce Topping
Mango Garcia
Spice Swirls
Crispy, Stills, and Pistash
Elvis Carmello
Boyznberry to Men
Almond Brothers
Bon-Bon Jovi
Randy Rocky Rhodes
Mint Deville
Herseys Kiss
Chocolat From the Crypt
Edie Butter-Brickell
Franks & Cinnamonatra
Chris Marshmellow
The Fudgees
The Fudger Sound of London
Spumonie Love
Raspberry Sorbet
Eddie Spu-Money
Tragic Gelatto
The Moody Moos
Goober-Oh a Glaci-ice
Johney Hash
The Cleveland Symphony Orchestra with Caramel Ripples
Goobers D
The Four Toppings
Walt Mint
2004-03-31 03:17:21 PM  
Pee Wee Herman's Vanilla Shake.
2004-03-31 03:19:27 PM  
Burger King (at least locally) is selling "Invisible Cherry" Icees.
2004-03-31 03:19:44 PM  
I'm all for suggestive names, inuendo and whatnot but that name associated with a food product just makes me think one thing: got your redwings? eck.
2004-03-31 03:24:01 PM  

argh! Ya beat me to it!
2004-03-31 03:24:10 PM  
Am I the only one who thinks "Ann Summers" is a crappy name for a sex shop?
2004-03-31 03:26:20 PM  
HTH: Same "Invisible Cherry" here (CMH), saw the sign this morning. Companies test here a lot, must think we're "average Americans" or something.
2004-03-31 03:34:08 PM  
Does the George Michael flavor have chunks of Chocolate covered bananas in it?
2004-03-31 03:34:17 PM  
They should put in a salad bar too, so you can come in for a tossed salad.
2004-03-31 03:35:03 PM  
Well I suppose this'll make money. I just thought there'd be enough royalties left from Syncronisity and Ghost In The Machine.
2004-03-31 03:36:30 PM  
2004-03-31 03:24:10 PM missmez

Am I the only one who thinks "Ann Summers" is a crappy name for a sex shop?
It's meant to be an up-scale place. It's for women too embarressed to go in person to places that sell this stuff and then pay twice the price, and wait for it to be shipped. Tried going and buying it for her, almost but not quite as bad as buying tampons.....
2004-03-31 03:36:31 PM  
JackBurton I believe it comes with corn and rolled in white rice, for maggoty goodness!
2004-03-31 03:37:05 PM  
me in the night
I got that.
2004-03-31 03:38:43 PM  
i'm sorry, did you want sausage with that?
2004-03-31 03:39:46 PM  
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Red wings..........hahahahaha

2004-03-31 03:40:12 PM  
Nice headline!
2004-03-31 03:40:51 PM  
Apparently this chick already bought the Ice Cream

2004-03-31 03:43:43 PM  
Chocolate Rimjob Ripple Fudge
2004-03-31 03:48:48 PM  
Jeebus, JackBurton, that was bad. :)

/How about Chocolate Rimjob Ripple Fudge and Cream ???
2004-03-31 03:52:04 PM  
I, for one, welcome our new cherry popping overlords.
/it had to be done
2004-03-31 03:55:19 PM  
Creamy Cunnilingus?
Strawberry Sodomy Swirl?
2004-03-31 03:55:23 PM  

Always made the connection myself but seeing it live on this interweb thingee just makes me chuckle. Thanks.
2004-03-31 03:57:57 PM  
Chunky Courtney Tit?
2004-03-31 03:59:41 PM  
Britney surrenders ...
2004-03-31 04:00:02 PM  
Double Packed Fudge with nuts
2004-03-31 04:06:13 PM  
Kudos on the headline. Got a good laugh out of it...
2004-03-31 04:10:20 PM  
Andy Summers is selling X-rated ice cream?

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Should have saved his money like Sting did.
2004-03-31 04:15:00 PM  
"Milk" J Fox Shake?

/to hell
2004-03-31 04:16:52 PM  
Gah! If you're buying food at a sex shop, you need a boot to the head.
2004-03-31 04:24:01 PM  
"Rampant Rabbit", "Nipple Ripples" and "Jiggle Balls".

Any pic's?
2004-03-31 04:27:59 PM  
"chemicals similar to human sex hormones"=no human sex hormones!

/George Carlin
2004-03-31 04:37:25 PM  
Oh the places we can go...
Santorum Sundae Supreme (a little obscure perhaps)
Double Dutch Dyke Fantasy #1
Satin Sheet Cake?
Spoogecake Suprize
Jungle Love Chocolate Vanilla Swirl
Stinky Pinky Bubblegum Ice Cream
Brittany's Imitation Vanilla Cherry
2004-03-31 04:43:24 PM  
does this woman have any business relations with Tommy Vercetti?

/Vice City is best game ever
2004-03-31 04:44:30 PM  
You mean the English have sex? Why wasn't I told?
2004-03-31 04:49:48 PM  
Seepage Sundae Surprise?
Faptastic Fark-stick Frappe?
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