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*off topic

I am drunk on christmas eve. Watching tv, I crossed channel 23 which is a public access type channel displaying a slideshow of adds on it. On top of the adds was a "Application Error" windows crash box displayed on the T.V.
I thought it was hilarious and a good christmas present for us all. And your drunk.


**Jack Handy Mode On**
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
**Jack Handy Mode Off**

It's Christmas morning! I'm 15 but I feel like a 6 year old today. Oh well, it's 6:30 in the morning, no one's up yet, and I'm only awake because I had a nightmare about Fat Tony from the Simpsons threatening to kill my mother. For some reason in the dream, a limo full of old ladies, Santas, and Martin Short pulled into my driveway at one point, and Fat Tony shot them all.
Oh well, I doubt I'll be able to get to sleep, but I don't want to open my presents before everyone wakes up. I fought like hell to preserve Christmas's integrity this year.

Merry Christmas, peace to you all wherever you may be. Gotta go preside over some chaos, 3 kids just got up.

Nothing says Christmas morning like a video tape of a fireplace, bloody mary's, and reggae music.

I'm going to the beach to enjoy the rest of the day!

Work sucks!


Merry Christmas Farkistan!

Those Calvin and Hobbes strips were the BEST THING I will get on Christmas this year! Thank you fark!

Have fun, kids!

WOO HOO! SIMPSONS MONOPOLY BOARD! I LOVE X-MAS!

I got a bunch of DVDs, a plasma disc (like those electric glass balls from Spencers only flat and less breakable), and more. Including a new copy of Grim Fandango, cuz my old one broke.

Christmas morning and I am on FARK. Yeah, I have a life. I'd rather be farking at work.

Merry Christmas everyone

Well, my family and I turned on TNT to watch "A Christmas Story", but were unable to synch the Parkers' opening of gifts with ours. That's okay though, because I got a Calvin and Hobbes book!


Merry Christmas, and down with Sparkle Season!

I got a rock

"...that does it! Out you two pixies go, tru da door or out da windah!!!"


Merry Christmas you ole FARK website!

George Foreman grill -- oh happy day!

Merry Christmas, fellow farkers and Drew and a happy new year.

I hope you all get laid.
:)

Hasn't happened yet, Filler Bunni. :(

I'm not as thunk as some tinkle peep!!
Happy whatever you're having


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It said, "For Jeff, love Santa." I only know one Jeff, so I thought I'd drop it off. Merry Xmas!

It always amazes me that two diametrically opposed people can hate the same guy so much.

Feh.

After reading the two previous posts it gives me hope that there someday will be world peace.('SWINE wipes a tear from his eye.)
I hope you two got all you wanted for X-mas and more.

I got "Aenima" by Tool, and I'm listening to it now.

Is Christmas over yet? I'm not coming out until New Year's Eve!

Merry Christmas everyone, and have a Happy New Year.

jrb03

Merry Christmas Earthlings. Soon the eggs with hatch in your head. When the hatchlings reach maturity they will burst from your ears and seize all implements of control. World domination wil be ours! Prepare for your doom!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!


Oh, and happy new year.

Dammit! I almost got it right.

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Morons.

oh, and last post

The terrorists have already won.