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Eli
2001-12-24 09:57:52 AM  
I thought they beat the whineyness out of you when you joined the military... Apparently it's just another job.
 
2001-12-24 09:58:18 AM  
Of all the people I Know.
 
2001-12-24 10:04:38 AM  
Farkeater,

No one owes me anything you little retard,

Except for Fb-, he owes me and everyone who ever died in service to their country an apology.
 
2001-12-24 10:04:40 AM  
Farkeater

Never went into the military yourself, huh? It shows. Fb- either.

Dont worry, someday you can look back on this and realize how stupid you make yourself look with statements like that.
We dont even have to point it out. You did it for us.
 
2001-12-24 10:05:23 AM  
merry christmas farkeater. keep up the spirit of goodwill!
 
2001-12-24 10:15:00 AM  
Well, I wasn't stupid enough to join the military during peace time. I had better things to do with my life and I was smart enough to provide for myself and not rely on the government to provide every thing for me.
 
2001-12-24 10:20:54 AM  
The truth is, I am the only one at work today and I'm bored so I jumped on the first thread that looked controversial and started trolling.
 
CSB
2001-12-24 10:23:21 AM  
Farkeater:

I don't think it worked.
 
2001-12-24 10:23:43 AM  
Farkeater,

Fb- already ran away like the little chicken shiat he is.


But if you want to argue about something, ummm,

Linux is better than Windows.

tag you're it.
 
2001-12-24 10:24:36 AM  
Fb- Was that picture Friday really you? And if so, was it recently? Just asking 'cause if that was recent it makes that comment you made the other day about being so over the "college days" seem pretty funny--being that you look maybe old enough to be a college freshman there. :)
 
2001-12-24 10:24:41 AM  
Farkeater -

Nice yahoo profile, there Captain. I think the military is a little different than it was in your day.
 
2001-12-24 10:25:36 AM  
I'm 2 1/2 hours into my 4 hour work day today and not wanting to do shiat. Somebody argue with me!
 
2001-12-24 10:26:54 AM  
(introduction)

WorldCitizen - meet Farkeater
Farkeater - meet WorldCitizen

(/introduction)
 
2001-12-24 10:29:18 AM  
Well I've got 6 hours left.

Um...let's argue about these damn palestinians. We need to support the only democracy in the region, Israel and should do so by sending over some special forces to wipe out Hamas and Islamic Jihad and forcing Arafat to hold elections. Screw that old ugly dictator.
 
2001-12-24 10:30:16 AM  
Um, how about,

Christmas this year should be the day we kill all the arabs.
 
2001-12-24 10:30:27 AM  
Ah, actually, I'm not in the mood to argue. I'm feeling all warm and Christmas fuzzy inside. OK, so I'm actually just dreading having to finish my Christmas shopping in retail hell this afternoon. Talk to me about an hour into that and I'll probably be ready to kill.
 
fb-
2001-12-24 10:32:16 AM  
Scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel,

You can suck a fat one. I will not apologize for some stupid shiat people say on fark. You, my friend, seriously need to unfark your brain and get over trivial little things that happen on fark.com.


Seriously. Take your Jihad elsewhere. I'd say something tasteless about you and your veterans, but it's Christmas and I have too much class for that.

WorldCitizen,

Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. Maybe it was just somebody I knew that wanted to get themselves photoshopped. Maybe it was me. Funny picture anyway.
 
lbo
2001-12-24 10:42:20 AM  
Irony: fb- telling someone to 'get over trivial little things that happen on fark.com' when he gets in more pointless arguments than anyone else here.
 
fb-
2001-12-24 10:44:31 AM  
Lbo,

I argue for fun. I don't get bent out of shape like some of the babies on here.

Oh no!! fb- said something offensive!! I'm going to throw a temper tantrum until he kisses my boo-boo and makes it all better.

Pffft.
 
2001-12-24 10:46:45 AM  
Linux is okay, but I still like DOS.
 
2001-12-24 10:48:52 AM  
"I'd say something tasteless about you and your veterans, but it's Christmas and I have too much class for that."

What the hell is that suppose to mean, Fb-?
 
lbo
2001-12-24 10:49:40 AM  
fb-

I know it. It's probably that much more fun when you get someone all riled up like you do.

Take a deep breath guys. Have a winter ale. It's just a message board.
 
2001-12-24 10:51:43 AM  
India attacks Pakistan.
China helps Pakistan.
US help India.
China goes for Taiwan.
We go for China.
Saddam attacks Israel.
Russia doesn't know what the fark to do.
The real kicker: the price of beer increases 3 fold!
...here's to a less than happy New Year.
 
2001-12-24 11:02:52 AM  
Fb- As a former and proud member of the U.S. military, I for one do not have a problem with people saying they were in the military when they were not.
If indeed you said that? I'm sure someone can find it for me. I do however understand why some servicemen/women would be offended by it.
I myself am proud of my military service and would gladly do it again because I love this country and reap the benefits of living here. I personally believe all Americans should play an active participation role of somekind in the military. Because freedom isn't free.
It has lots of traditions of pride and honor that should not be farked with, if you had served in the military you would understand.

Not crying or being a baby and yes you are still one of my Fark heroes!!

Fark on, that is all
 
fb-
2001-12-24 11:04:51 AM  
JOHNDX,

Some shiat head wanted to supress my right to free speech because I wasn't a soldier. I told them I was then proceeded them where to stick it.

That's what everybody is going bezerk over.
 
2001-12-24 11:05:09 AM  
Scofield99, why would beer prices increase??


*Oh, the humanity*
 
2001-12-24 11:12:34 AM  
Fb- Nothing really bothers me about Fark comments, because I realize some people simply comment out of there ass to get a rise out of someone else, not that SFOTW is.

BTW, did someone pay Drew for you to put your pic up on Fark??

I remembered somewhere you said you would for that.
 
2001-12-24 11:13:16 AM  
Fb-

You are the smallest person I have ever seen, even jelloboy had the balls to admit when was wrong.
 
2001-12-24 11:13:36 AM  
Because I have rabies.

http://squirming.net/meme/tests/affliction/

Funny site JohnDX.
 
2001-12-24 11:18:02 AM  
Scofield99 can't take credit for that site, I got it from someone else here on Fark too.

What does the 99 signify??
 
2001-12-24 11:20:41 AM  
"I personally believe all Americans should play an active participation role of somekind in the military. Because freedom isn't free."

I think we have too many people for that. I mean, how big of a peacetime army would we have if every bloody (sorry, listening an Austrialian radio station) American between the ages of 18-22 or so was participating in the military? Don't we have a million and a half just with volunteers? We'd have like a fifteen million person military. A bit bloated.
 
2001-12-24 11:23:03 AM  
Wayne Gretzky. The greatest ice skater ever.

....agree World citizen, having large standing armies is usually never a good thing for freedom.
 
2001-12-24 11:24:02 AM  
I surely did not mean for everyone to go out and join, let's face it the military is not for everyone.

Just help out when and however you might be able too.
 
2001-12-24 11:25:18 AM  
Move along people; nothing to see here. Return to your homes.

Fb is an idiot. He gives real, sane conservatives, (yours truly :~)) a bad name. He is, however, funny as hell when he isn't being an idiot, and sometimes when he is, and, well, now I've gone and confused myself. Where was I? Oh yeah, Fb is an idiot.
 
2001-12-24 11:27:46 AM  
Fb-

you are the worst troll I have ever seen, you can't even do it right.

Boy, if you think all it takes is just saying stupid things over and over again then why don't you just stick to AOL chat rooms. Oh, thats right, you only go there to talk little boys into sending you pictures of themselves without their shirts on.
I was impressed with your performance in that movie, "Bath House Bang" though.
Man, I couldn't believe the way you had three cocks in your ass at one time. And when you drank all that cum out of the beer mug, I was impressed. Damn, I've seen japanese bukkake chicks gag on less choad than that.
But I should have known you were a trooper, anyone who can take a horse cock all the way up their ass like you, how could I doubt you?
 
fb-
2001-12-24 11:28:21 AM  
JOHNDX,

The picture deal was for a friend. Might have or might not have been me. Maybe I was someone else in the picture, who knows. It was a personal joke for a friend, that's all I'll say about it.

Thanks for the great photoshops though!
 
2001-12-24 11:30:30 AM  
Fb- "Might have or might not have been me."

Ooh, the mystery. How can I have a peaceful Christmas without knowing the truth!?
What's the big deal in saying it was or wasn't you? Are you afraid angry Farkers are going to make a trek to the VI just to take you out?
 
2001-12-24 11:32:10 AM  
Fb-

shut your meatsucker, no one gave you permission to take that dick out of your mouth.
 
2001-12-24 11:33:57 AM  
Cmon Fb-

come out and play


Just bring extra batteries for your tripple ripple vibrating butt plug.
 
2001-12-24 11:34:55 AM  
Fb-

the world is waiting,

put on your party dress
 
2001-12-24 11:37:36 AM  
To anyone that wants to see Fb- stand up and act like a grownup

Get over it. He has neither the genitatlia nor the intelligence of a grownup. His entire purpose in life is to be an attention whore. Sad if one takes the time to think of all the ways that little emotional disease got there, but that is only for amusing speculation.


Anyways, Fb- is a child still, guys. He hasnt got a point of reference for anything you are talking about. This is WHY he reverts to trollisms. They require no intelligence.

Damn people - you give him SO MUCH attention that he really IS getting exactly what he wants.
 
2001-12-24 11:51:24 AM  
Argh_Dammit, jealous?
 
2001-12-24 11:51:28 AM  
Well, kids, I'm outta here. All of you out there have a good holiday.
 
2001-12-24 11:56:15 AM  
I submitted this like and don't expect it to be accepted as it is 10 years old!

Bomb sniff'n dogs and high tech sniffers and our Semtex Shoe Shine Bomber still gets on plane. Fark!

Bomb Sniff'n 10 years ago
 
2001-12-24 11:57:17 AM  
http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/tt/1991/feb06/24258.html
 
Eli
2001-12-24 11:57:58 AM  
Piss and moan. What a freakin whiner.
 
2001-12-24 12:00:19 PM  
Nearly got run over by an RAF pilot recently. He apologized in the pub friday night and told me (no details) about his recent service in afghanistan. He said one of the reasons he is leaving is that after working with the US pilots he came to realise just how blind americans really are to their leaders political motivations - especially servicemen.
Felt like karma to me. Some peace loving hippy on a bike coming out of the sun and putting a sky warrior off fighting.
 
2001-12-24 12:01:18 PM  
Okay! Lotta hate in here!
midgettossa turns, flatulates, exits
 
2001-12-24 12:07:22 PM  
I was just makin a death potion and i read this. So i spill the death potion into a life potion. what kind of potion is it?????????????
 
Eli
2001-12-24 12:07:36 PM  
Hairyscotsman Thanks for an anecdote that doesn't mean a goddam thing. Do you listen to every drunkard you meet in the pub?
 
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