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2001-12-24 12:27:41 AM  
2001-12-24 12:30:42 AM  
.....and peace on earth for all.
2001-12-24 12:32:09 AM  
Well it's good to see that we're actually LOOKING for attacks now -- the only way to stop these things is to obviously keep your guard. I'm glad to see that our nations are doing something to protect us over having a thumb up our asses -- rather pleased :-)
2001-12-24 12:33:17 AM  
20 tons?

Gonna be a lot of dissappointed arab nutjobs walking around with holes in their shoes...
2001-12-24 12:34:29 AM  
20 tonnes?!
sounds like they want to blow up all of london, not just SITES..
2001-12-24 12:35:17 AM  
hahaha i just thought it would sux if some guy had all that explosives and rubbed his feet on the carpet and.. er.. n/m
2001-12-24 12:36:09 AM  

Your mission 007.......
2001-12-24 12:36:55 AM  
Well lets hope they don't kkep trying or we may just lose Harmonia,Rei & goodness they may even go against the terrorists over
2001-12-24 12:37:01 AM  
see also: HERO tag.
2001-12-24 12:37:20 AM  
Damn, that would have been a helluva boom. Hopefully we'll make it through the big Christmas weekend without an incident.
2001-12-24 12:37:42 AM  
Holy shiat... How many thousands of tons of explosives? That could have done some serious damage...

Rei, Harmonia, and others take note: They hate the UK too.
2001-12-24 12:37:50 AM  
DAMN. well I hope the rest of Europe like Germany, and France (yea right). Realize the problems and start to do something here, I dont think we're killing enough of these assholes.
2001-12-24 12:38:07 AM  
20 TONNES ????? Geez.....thats a BIG shoe!!!!
2001-12-24 12:39:25 AM  
Whoops, thought it said something totally different. Damn. Sorry. Thousands of tons? What was I smoking?
2001-12-24 12:41:11 AM  
Did the article say if they found anything?
2001-12-24 12:41:27 AM  
And do you think that it is a coincidense that the ship is formed like a giant shoe? I think not!
2001-12-24 12:42:02 AM  
yes... they found 20 tonnes of explosives...
2001-12-24 12:43:27 AM  
Good, maybe now the farking Brit Trolls on the board will wise up and realize the arab muslim problem has to be dealt with. These people will attack anyone who is infidel and have no regard for human life, they are a disease that has to be eliminated.
2001-12-24 12:46:17 AM  
BSCavalier: Is it still safe to make the assumption that you are referring to individuals involved in terrorism, or are you actually speaking of muslims as a whole?
2001-12-24 12:46:33 AM  
Something like that. lol
2001-12-24 12:49:36 AM  
BTW, that's a massive joint!
2001-12-24 12:49:52 AM  
still being searched, are thought to, who think,
Looks like nothing has been found at this time.
2001-12-24 12:55:27 AM  
Damn, that sucks. Maybe they were just planning a really big fireworks show?
2001-12-24 12:58:16 AM  
2001-12-24 01:02:06 AM  
I'm with you. The article is not clear at all on whether the explosive was actually found.
Cleverly dubious for inflammatory effect, no doubt.
2001-12-24 01:02:28 AM  
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2001-12-24 01:12:38 AM  
Packaging: 25kg bulk drums

Trade price: £15/kg ex-works UK

Stock level: Small stock held. Large quantities (500kg plus) available to order, delivery approximately 90 days.

Blowing up london: Priceless
2001-12-24 01:19:02 AM  
REI and Harmonia will find some way to justify this.
2001-12-24 01:22:11 AM  
Of course they their is no justification for this attempt or the successfull attempts on the WTC...this has got to be stopped!!!!
2001-12-24 01:33:21 AM  
Ozzie_Pride :""Well lets hope they don't kkep trying or we may just lose Harmonia,Rei & goodness they may even go against the terrorists over""

hey OZZIE...funny thing, I thought of that cock smoker Harmonia too....just too bad they weren't headed to his place....wonder what he has to say about this..."they weren't going after London or the UK...just American sites in London" (harmonia speakin)
2001-12-24 01:34:57 AM  
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2001-12-24 01:37:24 AM  
I don't like wars either but when something has to be done to end this sort of shiat then I do see reason in for all the English people that have commented that America is wrong for what they are doing then I hope when they read this they will retract everything they have evr said.
On that note I must leave as it is Christmas Evening here in Australia and I must go and do the santa
2001-12-24 01:39:22 AM  
audioink, MI6 actually does exist, it even has a building. I remember seeing a headline that a bunch of IRA jackasses shot a rocket at it.
2001-12-24 01:39:32 AM  
20 tonnes is a lot of c4.
A LOT!!!
2001-12-24 01:49:35 AM  
I don't think 10 Downing Street looks right, there. I think we should relocate it...say, to somewhere on the moon...
2001-12-24 01:52:44 AM  
exactly babe....if the US hadn't gone to Afghanistan to oust the Taliban and get Osama Bin cocksmoker.....things would get slowly they'll all get caught as they get more and more dumber.....trying to pull off like that
2001-12-24 01:56:18 AM  
"They were acting on information from MI6 agents in the Middle East who think explosives were loaded at Yemen or Djibouti by supporters of Osama bin Laden.".....

oh yeah, that area of the map is being watched like a f.uckin hawk I bet.

all in all, thats a cool story...the bastards got caught before they could kill thousands more in the UK.

Merry Chrismas all....I'm gone
2001-12-24 01:57:16 AM  
Harmonia and Rei, whoever are entitled to their opinions. I don't agree with them all the time but their voices represent a valued dissent. Disagree all you ant, troll them, argue and debate them, call them names, whatever but their value is the same as yours. The simple fact we allow and protect dissent speaks of an intelligence and value system these crud bombers don't even have a clue. I believe they want to kill us all because of what we represent. I hope there are many more of these happy endings.
2001-12-24 01:59:22 AM  
1 kilo of C-4 is enough to cut through a steel I-beam aprox 1 inch thick, no problem.

20 farking tonnes?

I bet these bastards were going to drop the London bridge.
And still have enough left over to those destroy the Chunnel entrances. And then blow down 2 walls of Buckingham palace. And still have enough left over for twenty or thirty car bombs. And then not know what to do with the rest.

20 farking tonnes?

Visualise 10 double decker busses, packed top and bottom with C-4.

20 farking tonnes.
2001-12-24 02:08:30 AM  
yeahhh, isn't there a tunnel that goes under the English Channel to France ??? that would have gotten ugly.

I hope they find more evidence about this aboard that targets (or Osama)...must have follow up on this !!
2001-12-24 02:09:11 AM  
10 double decker busses, packed top and bottom with C-4.
Having worked for the Port of Houston and the sheer size involved and the obvious lack of stealth and sheer visability to move that kind of volume makes you wonder if this could have been a commercial shipment? I wonder who owns the ship or who brokers it?
2001-12-24 02:16:08 AM  
"Along with 20 tons of explosives, we also found 100 tons worth of crack...oh wait, im sorry, that's sugar.'
2001-12-24 02:31:28 AM  
A very misleading article. This stip was detained because I was reported to have the explosives, but none have yet to be found. I don't really know how somebody would come accross 20 tons of C4 without sparking some attention....

I can't even get a kilo.... ;-(
2001-12-24 02:32:20 AM  
i meant ship -
2001-12-24 02:42:13 AM  

Making a rough estimate, about 10-15 20 foot shipping containers would carry it.

And commercial shipments of that amount would need special permits and government approval. The Hazmat paperwork and the separation requirements would be a total bear. I really doubt this might be an undocumented or "lost the paperwork" type of oversight.
2001-12-24 02:48:25 AM  
According to the BBC, they've been searching the ship for three days but haven't found anything.

BBC Story

According to Scotland Yard "[A] full security search of the ship has been completed and no noxious or dangerous substances have been found aboard the vessel."
2001-12-24 03:04:32 AM  
Whoever wrote this article must have spent quite a bit of time making sure that it gave a completely false impression of the actual situation.
2001-12-24 03:04:42 AM  
Thanks for the story HappyFunBall

Better safe than sorry. Seems with the shoe bomber and Lockerbie still in our memory, the terrorists appear to attack during the holidays.

One of the news channels reported that the shoe bomber made some kind of "just wait and see whats going to happen" comment.
My generation lived with the bomb, the present generation has to live with bomber. Sad times.
2001-12-24 03:07:44 AM  
Learn to love the bomb.
2001-12-24 03:09:56 AM  
let's think good things over the xmas break, let's give love to our security and cops... they will be working hard.

usa #1.
2001-12-24 03:12:43 AM  
Learn to love the islam
2001-12-24 03:30:23 AM  
Can anybody here read?
The ship, which is carrying 26,000 tons of raw sugar
2001-12-24 03:54:32 AM  
This story is 3 days old (I should know cos I submitted on Friday).

Anyway I don't think they have found anything yet.

Maybe the UK should have bombed the ships and ask questions later.
2001-12-24 04:04:11 AM  
Morning, Ransom, I couldn't fimnd you friday night...

Can I please have my word back? I really miss it.
2001-12-24 04:08:18 AM  
A ton is a unit of measurement and a tonne is a small British bird with a distinct mating call not totally unlike that of the Canadian Elk.
2001-12-24 04:08:31 AM  
RansomTheBallMerry Christmas to you and yours.

Is the ship berthed near the Isle of Wright? Isn't that a little odd being close to people? If nothing is found, will it veiwed as an terrible overreaction? You may be right though, bonb first in the open seas. There were G-15s ready to shoot down the shoebomber's plane.
2001-12-24 04:10:25 AM  
What's the difference between a tonne and a ton?
2001-12-24 04:11:07 AM  

Sorry mate I sort of mislaid it. Anyway I have since found it and have wrapped it up with a favo(u)rite bottle as a thankyou pressie.
2001-12-24 04:11:49 AM  
Dido Ditto to Dido as to the holidays.
2001-12-24 04:11:54 AM  
Jefferson Davis

I was being very saracstic!! ;)
2001-12-24 04:15:07 AM  
Jefferson Davis

Merry Xmas to you
2001-12-24 04:17:03 AM  
Ransom: That's allright. I hope you toke good care of it :)

Ransom, Jefferson: Season's greetings!

On topic: If there's 20 tonnes of C4 in that ship, and it takes them more than 3 days to find it... aren't they lookin ghard enough, or isn't it there? I mean, it's not like two small bags of coke or something...
2001-12-24 04:20:52 AM  
And please fon't look too carefully at my speling today. My fingers and my keyboard are no longer on speaking terms.
2001-12-24 04:20:55 AM  
Funny, there's no mention of it from reputable news sources like BBC or the Observer. There's not even a little mention in the American media. One would think that if this were true, this would be a lot bigger than that retard with a shoe. Trying to blow up one of the largest cities in the world should be a lot bigger deal than one article in a tabloid.
2001-12-24 04:21:13 AM  

Of course. Merry Xmas. You are work as well?

This is the first I have heard of this quantity mentioned. On Friday all they mentioned was explosives and Anthrax. Anyway I expect the searchers are going slow. Get double time of something. :)
2001-12-24 04:24:07 AM  

Well us Brits like to make a judgement once the facts are proven. Anyway there was little mentioned about the other prevented terrorist attacks in London and Australia.
2001-12-24 04:26:42 AM  
HappyFunBall listed the BBC article. Mentioned the tonnage and more than the tabloid.
2001-12-24 04:29:08 AM  
I have just read that G.Bush can't change a light bulb.
2001-12-24 04:35:20 AM  
He may not be able to change a light bulb but everybody has underestimated him as a politico. Not counting 9/11, he's gotten evrything he's asked for. The SOB may play dumb but it appears he's anything but dim.
2001-12-24 04:39:15 AM  
Another up-to-date news article of this story:,,30000-1039168,00.html
2001-12-24 04:52:48 AM  
Well, ladies and germs and all the ships at sea.
Have a safe holiday and I'm off to get blotto for midnight mass later tonite.
Also thank you I Fly Ugly... for the ton of info..appeciated.
2001-12-24 04:53:59 AM  
Jefferson Davis

Blotto then mass .. is this a good idea? Actually its probably for the best!! ;)
2001-12-24 04:54:02 AM  
Ransom: yup. at work, can't take off-days now with the euro and all...
2001-12-24 04:55:16 AM  
I Fly Ugly...: I really like the acronym for your name.. hehe
2001-12-24 04:56:02 AM  

Only heard about this what, three days ago..........
2001-12-24 04:56:55 AM  

Not a programmer are you? Or are you in accounts?
2001-12-24 04:58:51 AM  
Ransom: yup. COBOL...
2001-12-24 05:00:11 AM  

Cobol? I didn't realise anyone still used that! ;) Wow Netherlands really is in the dark ages. Me use Perl/VB/C.
2001-12-24 05:00:41 AM  
Simple solution:

Drag said ship out into middle of English Channel.

Fire a torpedo.

Should be able to differentiate between 0 tons and 20 tons of C-4 by scale of explosion. C-4 never to be utilized again by anyone.

Residents of Dover and Calais need not buy sugar for a few weeks. Number of birth defects may increase in the next few years, however.
2001-12-24 05:02:15 AM  

Another pro would be it would cut down the suger intake of the UK!! Hence less overweight people!!
2001-12-24 05:03:09 AM  
heh... Now not trying to get into that old discussion, but it's not only used around here... COBOL was declared dead 30 years ago, and the use of it has grown by more than a factor ten ever since...

But since I'm also in charge of office automation euro changeover (that's long) i also use VB, TC++ et al.
I like to keep myself broadly oriented :)
2001-12-24 05:04:19 AM  
CSB: LOL! Best argument for your solution: it's fun!
2001-12-24 05:07:58 AM  
Sugar anyone?
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2001-12-24 05:08:07 AM  

I have never used COBOL. Lucky me? Use PL/SQL a lot though. I had to do a lot of Euro changeover stuff in my previous job.
2001-12-24 05:09:38 AM  
Actually, it's not as bad as it seems. Beats PL1... still use embedded SQL.
2001-12-24 05:12:31 AM  

I think we had better cut the programming chit-chat .. otherwise we will get labelled as "sad"!! :)

What we need is a nice healthy debate.
2001-12-24 05:18:51 AM  
Ransom: Agreed. So when are you tree hugging terrorist lovers going to accept we need to nuke the shiat out of those farking towelheads?
2001-12-24 05:19:25 AM  

What we need is a nice healthy debate

Should abortion be legal?

Which is the one true faith?

Boxers or briefs?

Springy clothes-hangers or the other kind?
2001-12-24 05:22:02 AM  
Should abortion be legal?
Only your own

Which is the one true faith?

Boxers or briefs?

Springy clothes-hangers or the other kind?
Anything springy is great

I'm always right. So this is not going to be much of a debate. I doubt it's healthy. But at least I'm typing, so it looks as if I'm working...
2001-12-24 05:22:52 AM  
Oops I think it's past my bedtime.
2001-12-24 05:23:53 AM  
No it isn't!
2001-12-24 05:24:00 AM  

1. Yes
2. There is none.
3. Boxers
4. Who cares

Next. Shiat that was supposed to be a debate wasn't it!!?!?
2001-12-24 05:24:59 AM  

Do you get the feeling that it is just you and I today?
2001-12-24 05:25:10 AM  
Ransom: fine. You can hold on to your boxers, but I want my faith!
2001-12-24 05:26:39 AM  
Yes, it's quiet, isn't it? Here at work there are like five lost souls wondering why they are here... then I go to Fark... same thing... what's goin'n on? Anything special today?
2001-12-24 05:26:48 AM  

Deal. How religious are you Dido?
2001-12-24 05:28:38 AM  
Dido: Yes, it isn't.
RansomTheBall: No, it wasn't.
2001-12-24 05:28:57 AM  

My main dogma's include:

1) work is fine, but it shouldn't become a habit.
2) habit's are fine, but they shouldn't be too much work.
3) I'm quite sure I'm divine, so I might as well have faith in that
2001-12-24 05:30:12 AM  

We could turn this into the longest thread ever ... and it will be about nothing much!!

I think there is about 10-15 people in my office .. we're having a wine and mincepie do at 1130 hrs (GMT) .. do you have mincepies over yonder?
2001-12-24 05:31:00 AM  
No, CSB, it clearly is! Unless it isn't what it appears to be, in which case it might very well be what it was not when you said it was and I refuted that. Isn't it?
2001-12-24 05:32:11 AM  

What country you in?
2001-12-24 05:33:50 AM  
No, no mincepies o'er here. Actually, I have to be gratefull for the fact the restaurant is open to serve me my daily portion of junkfood...

Biggest thread is going to be tedious... record is over 800 I think. And that was about something...

Anyway, as long as no-one objects, I guess we can carry on.
If someone objects, we can debate his/her objections...
2001-12-24 05:35:12 AM  

Are you a christian then? I am (supposed to be). I am supposed to be CofE .. what ever that means .. me gfriend is Irish Catholic .. what ever that means!! Fun Fun Fun
2001-12-24 05:36:53 AM  

Canada, Eh?

Anyone can miss it, all tucked away down there...

Since there's no Yanks around, let's make fun of President Shrub.
2001-12-24 05:37:02 AM  

800? Well we are over 100 already? How long you here for (today)?

What is a typical dutch Xmas food then?
2001-12-24 05:37:41 AM  
Actually, I do not belong to any denomination (any denomination known to me, that is).

Haven't been baptized, or initiated in any other way, and don't plan on doing so.

I do think it's useful to read up on some interesting ideas like the works of Socrates, JC, Siddharta et al... they mostly agree, so I don't want to choose sides if I don't have to.
2001-12-24 05:38:42 AM  

Thankgoodness .. non-Yanks are far more interesting and fun!! I dare not think what time it is over in Canada. Very early I suspect.
2001-12-24 05:40:32 AM  
Dutch X-max food... that would be the "oliebollen" (Oil balls) (although I'm not sure if that's Xmax, new year or both).

They're deepfried balls of dough (usually with raisins). It doesn't sound too nice but they're quite eatable. (And they're guaranteed to blow your holiday diet...)

I'll be around 'till 15:00 GMT...
2001-12-24 05:40:51 AM  

I have been christened .. whatever that means!!

I'm not really the reading type. I find it bad enough reading other peoples codes!! ;)

Ever been to the UK?
2001-12-24 05:41:41 AM  
CSB: Where in Canada (approx?) You're not French are you?
2001-12-24 05:41:54 AM  

Yep, 5:42 AM EST. He, he it's like a chatroom in here ;)
2001-12-24 05:43:05 AM  

So you don't have Yule log then? Is turkey a normal Xmas day meal?

Are you a footy follower?
2001-12-24 05:44:26 AM  

Yeah CSB you are not a french farmer are you?

Do the dutch have a love-hate relationship for the french as well? We Brits definately do!! :)
2001-12-24 05:45:35 AM  
Ransom: Reading other people's codes? Why? I rewrite them from scratch, then call it a minor change. Everybody happy, and it saves time!

Yes, I've been there a couple of times... First time when I was 5, I walked around in the Lake district.

Later hiked the length of the South Downs way (from Dover eastwards), Also (I don't remember when) I crossed Dartmoor on foot...

Apart from that I've visited London a couple of times.

Still have Scotland and Ireland on my wishlist (whisky trails...)
2001-12-24 05:45:47 AM  
I'm babbling
2001-12-24 05:46:05 AM  
Dido:You're not French are you?

Sounds like a loaded question to me! LOL.

No, I'm not. J'habite dans Toronto.
2001-12-24 05:47:50 AM  
Turkey is becoming very popular, yes.

Actually, we've got no problem with the French, really. They have a problem with us, though...

Who's footy?
2001-12-24 05:48:27 AM  

I go to the Lake District once a year .. got engaged there. I go to Ireland at least once a year (girlfriends family). Irelands a cool place .. very laid back .. feels like your going back about 10 years (in a nice way).

I live just north of London.
2001-12-24 05:49:09 AM  

Footy = football
2001-12-24 05:50:11 AM  
CSB: C'est dommage! J'aurais aimé practiquer mon francais un p'tit peu, peut-être mon même joual!
2001-12-24 05:50:17 AM  

I think the French have a problem with everyone. Especially us Brits. Is it just me or do they spend 60% of the time of strike?
2001-12-24 05:51:07 AM  
Well, my question should answer yours then...

Actually, the only sport I follow (a bit) is ice skating...
2001-12-24 05:51:48 AM  
60%? They started working more lately? Must be the season...
2001-12-24 05:52:22 AM  

I can only guess what you are saying in french. Something about you like to practice a little french .. and then I am lost. French was never my strong point .. better than my spanish though!! And dutch .. well its double-dutch to me!!
2001-12-24 05:53:45 AM  

Is ice-skating a sport!! ;) Well I assume you do a lot of ice-skating yourself then!?!
2001-12-24 05:55:40 AM  

Do you normally finish at 15:00 GMT?

Over here it is typical to be let out early of Xmas Eve .. so I am just waiting for that moment. If it ever comes!!
2001-12-24 05:56:31 AM  
Dido: Not on my account! Your French is already almost out of my league!

RansomTheBall:Is it just me or do they spend 60% of the time of strike?

Are you referring to WW2?
2001-12-24 05:58:55 AM  

The WW2 is why the French and the Germans don't like us!! ;)
2001-12-24 05:59:44 AM  
Is there only 3 people on Fark today or something?

This feels very lonely!! :(
2001-12-24 06:01:53 AM  
Well, I don't skate much myself... (lost a tooth once, and kinda gave up on it...)

I start between 6:30 and 9:00 GMT, and eight hours later i'm off... Or I work longer to compensate for other days. Quite relaxed...
2001-12-24 06:04:39 AM  
OK, I'll refrainf from using French then... Greek anybody? (My Spanish isn't that well...)
2001-12-24 06:05:07 AM  
Ow!...That looks sooo wrong!

2001-12-24 06:06:08 AM  
Good morning! This the forum, or what?
2001-12-24 06:07:09 AM  
All of you people go home, diddle whatever, have a farkin large adult beverage and wait for Santy Claus.

Scrooge was an optimist.
2001-12-24 06:07:27 AM  

The only other languages which I might understand are programming ones!! ;)

When I was at school (a while back now) our Spanish teachers was called Mrs Kerr. She couldn't understand why we kept asking is she had a son called Wayne.
2001-12-24 06:08:59 AM  

Morning to ya.

Mr. Cynical

I will once me working day has finished.
2001-12-24 06:10:05 AM  
Ransom: We'll stick to English then (reagrding you earlier comment about the programming :)

Did she have that son?
2001-12-24 06:12:40 AM  
I just heard a christmas song about chipmunks roasting over an open fire... i'm getting hungry now...
2001-12-24 06:13:06 AM  

Thanks .. I will ... Xmas Eve is not the time to do some programming .. but don't tell me boss I ain't doing any!! ;)

Did she have that son?

Did she have a son called Wayne Kerr?
2001-12-24 06:13:46 AM  
This thread is already longer than any of yesterdays!! Now on to the 800 mark!!!
2001-12-24 06:20:50 AM  
Or not.
2001-12-24 06:21:37 AM  
Heh! It seem a bit busier now...
2001-12-24 06:23:41 AM  
Oops! My bad. Highest mark is 1039 comments, on the "Planes chrashes in NYC" thread...
2001-12-24 06:23:50 AM  
To the Continental Cousins of Christmas..a question.

Which lucky country is buying that oh so sanitized load of sugar? Switch to honey for awhile as I doubt that stuff is going to get tossed.
Two lumps of C-4, er...sugar with that tea?

background music of Archies' "Sugar,Sugar"
2001-12-24 06:24:02 AM  
So keep
2001-12-24 06:24:18 AM  
an eye
2001-12-24 06:24:28 AM  
on that
2001-12-24 06:24:58 AM  

This doesn't look good with "reverse comment order"...
2001-12-24 06:26:43 AM  
Mr. Cynical

It was for us Brits, for our tea
2001-12-24 06:26:56 AM  
Sorry to break in on your thread, guys... but I thought you might find the url below entertaining...
2001-12-24 06:29:27 AM  

Very good. That kept be busy for a while.

I liked the Your frog has eaten my lunch
2001-12-24 06:30:09 AM  
Kiss: No problem... the more the merrier.

Nice link, I think it was posted on Fark some weeks ago. Still funny, although I would have refrased some things...

Your frog has eaten my lunch

More useful might be

You have eaten my lunch, frog!
2001-12-24 06:31:14 AM  
Better watch your tags :)
2001-12-24 06:31:41 AM  
2001-12-24 06:32:15 AM  

I think Dido used up their tags on all those Xmas pressies
2001-12-24 06:32:56 AM  
It's a fun to realise that we have just been looking at exactly the same phrase at the same time, but a channel apart, Ransom
2001-12-24 06:33:49 AM  

Must be our love of the french!! ;)
2001-12-24 06:34:26 AM  
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Here you go then Dido, some leftovers
2001-12-24 06:35:03 AM  
Just take out the couple of rotten ones...
2001-12-24 06:35:34 AM  
Thanks, Mozart
2001-12-24 06:36:15 AM  
C'mon guys, we're almost at 20%!
2001-12-24 06:36:30 AM  
Glad you enjoyed... my Frog pal liked it.... and a Belgian pal thought it hilarious... Surprising that.. I thought that Belgians were even more devoid of humour than Germans!..
(I'm trying to see how many European cultures I can insult in one sentence - must do better!)
2001-12-24 06:37:35 AM  

We only need to get to about 500 to get into the Top Comments!!
2001-12-24 06:38:39 AM  

Well you haven't mentioned the English yet .. so you're doing fine!! ;)
2001-12-24 06:39:00 AM  
When God had created all of creation, he diceided to make one country more beuatiful and luscious than any other. And so it was. It was a country so beautiful that every man would want to live there. God saw it was good and he named the country France.
Now the Lord knew there would be envy amongst men for this lovely country. To make sure man would not fall to this envy, he then created the French...
2001-12-24 06:39:44 AM  
The French may kiss my aspertame. Lord, a more unfriendly people on this planet. Contrarians of the finest order.
But when the chips are really, really, really down,they're with you. Also what's with Sharon Stone getting a Legion of Merit, she sleep with Chirac too?
2001-12-24 06:42:14 AM  
Difficult to do... although obviously I'm from the northern climes, I live and work in the South... besides if my little verbal machete ever caught me maligning her heritage I'd be dead meat!
2001-12-24 06:42:23 AM  
I thought that Belgians were even more devoid of humour than Germans

How can you say that?
Their country is a joke in its own right! They have three official languages, three seperate governments, a handfull of independant police forces, two queens and a king that steps down temporarialy if a law needs to be passed he doesn't want to sign...

There's a reason that the Belgians are to the Dutch what the Irish are to the English...

Actually, there's only one Belgian joke... the rest is true!
2001-12-24 06:43:10 AM  
Jesus Christ, 20 tons? You could blow up half of Houston with that... not to give anyone ideas..
2001-12-24 06:44:10 AM  

Where do you work then? London? Manchester?
2001-12-24 06:44:18 AM  
what's with Sharon Stone getting a Legion of Merit, she sleep with Chirac too?

That would be worth a medal indeed!
2001-12-24 06:45:27 AM  

Three languages? Belgium-French, Belgium-Flemish and what?

I am not too keen on their famour Belgium chocolates either!!
2001-12-24 06:45:27 AM  
Terron: What 20 tons? of sugar?
2001-12-24 06:45:48 AM  
Ransom: German
2001-12-24 06:46:33 AM  

I expect half of Houston either that for breakfast (the sugar not the explosives)
2001-12-24 06:47:25 AM  
And actually Flemish = Belgium-Dutch

Belgium-Flemish is like Netherlands-Dutch

Admittedly, it's double-Dutch any which way
2001-12-24 06:47:49 AM  

German??? I agree Belgium is a strange place. Caused me enough headaches in me last job!!
2001-12-24 06:48:56 AM  
Let's face it. Europe is so much more interesting then the US. We've got way weirder countries, and they are actually independent!
2001-12-24 06:50:22 AM  
Blow up half of Houston, who would notice?
Half the people are moving in or out.
2001-12-24 06:55:33 AM  
Hmmmm, I figured if this was a real newsflash, at least one other major news source on the planet would be covering it.
2001-12-24 06:55:56 AM  
Mr.Cynical: depends on whether you blow up the top- or the bottom-half...
2001-12-24 06:56:29 AM  
Morning, Fb-. I agree.
2001-12-24 06:57:34 AM  

The Mirror makes The Sun look classy.
2001-12-24 06:59:18 AM  
Houston is so sprawled out and huge, I believe its 65 sqare miles.
Home of Ma and Pa Bush too.
2001-12-24 07:00:09 AM  
Mr. Cynical

You'll have to state that in metric for our Euro cousins!!
2001-12-24 07:01:18 AM  
Live in Kent, working in Essex at the mo. You?
Btw, used toilet paper makes the Sun look classy.
2001-12-24 07:02:44 AM  

Live in Beds .. work (when not on Fark) in St.Albans(Herts)
2001-12-24 07:04:08 AM  
Ransom: One burns, the other reflects it, i guess?
2001-12-24 07:04:54 AM  

about 105 square kilometers. Give or take. And all freeways.
2001-12-24 07:05:47 AM  
2001-12-24 07:06:25 AM  
Uh, Glasgow: I just compared, but next to the sun, I think used toiletpaper looks like a reliable news source to me...
2001-12-24 07:07:10 AM  
You guys ready for Christmas?
2001-12-24 07:07:24 AM  

Are you looking at the news articles or page 3?
2001-12-24 07:08:12 AM  

Of course .. does Santa visit the Virgin Islands?
2001-12-24 07:08:28 AM  
MrCynical: I think it's closer to 150 square kilometers...

1 mile = 1.5 kilometers,

1 square mile = 1 mile x 1 mile = 1.5 km x 1.5 km = 2.25 square km...

2001-12-24 07:08:40 AM  
Did a stint for a co. based in Abbey View(?) St.Albans recently.

The content certainly has more (shall we say) substance.
2001-12-24 07:09:18 AM  
The toiletpaper has no page three... so there the Sun wins!
2001-12-24 07:10:15 AM  

Wow! I work on Victoria Street (the one with police station on).
2001-12-24 07:11:37 AM  
202! keep up the good work guys!
2001-12-24 07:13:45 AM  

I'm anticipating lots of sweet sweet coal this year!!!
2001-12-24 07:14:17 AM  
I have just been given a bottle of champagne .. mmm
2001-12-24 07:14:19 AM  
Unfortunately I will have to jump off the thread in about 10 minutes... just been told to bail out... I guess the festivities start sooner than I had expected.
2001-12-24 07:14:47 AM  
Blame Ransom and the UK, we got the miles from them.
and gallons and pennies. We're the distant cousins nobody wants to talk about. There the ones who put that Empire bug up our ass.

No offense meant esp. on Xmas Eve.
2001-12-24 07:15:06 AM  
You guys see our buddy Abdulah Ackbar Aham Muhammad Del shiat Pants that tried to blow up that American Airlines flight won't be charged with trying to blow up a plane, he's only being charged with biting that lady, max 5 years in prison. Just saw on CNN.
2001-12-24 07:15:29 AM  
Have fun, Glasgow! Merry X-mas!

mmm champagne! Care to share, Ransom
2001-12-24 07:16:10 AM  

I am still waiting to be kicked out!! :(
2001-12-24 07:16:24 AM  
Lucky old you.
All I got was a glass of mulled wine (I declined the mince pie)... but then as an indie I suppose that it's only fair that such company goodies are given to permies.
2001-12-24 07:17:12 AM  
MrCynical: we got the meter from the French... that's even worse...
2001-12-24 07:17:38 AM  

Have you been good?
2001-12-24 07:19:00 AM  
Fb-: You have a problem with extending the spirit of Christmas to our terrorist friends?
2001-12-24 07:20:24 AM  
RtB/Dido et al
well that's it guys... a train in about 5, so have an outrageous time y'all.
Thanks for the 'dialogue'.
2001-12-24 07:20:43 AM  
Ransom: Always have been, and still getting better!
2001-12-24 07:20:49 AM  
Well I have just been told to go!!! Yippeeeeeeeeeeee

See you all after Xmas .. even you Fb-

Merry Xmas all
2001-12-24 07:21:22 AM  
Merry christmas, Ransom
2001-12-24 07:21:47 AM  
Ransom Merry Christas ya git!
2001-12-24 07:22:00 AM  
Merry Christmas
2001-12-24 07:47:42 AM  
Bah humbug.
2001-12-24 07:56:10 AM  
Brits must've felt the need to repeat the Boston Tea Party.
2001-12-24 08:04:53 AM  
If something in Britian got blown up, I think they'd have a giant change of heart about this whole "War on Terrorism" thing. I'd especially like to see how the French would react to something like that... say a plane crashed into the Eiffel Tower. Fortunately for them the French haven't been able to build a skyscraper for years so they don't really have many targets.

BTW, Rei is a terrorist hugger (hehe) but she doesn't live in the UK. Only Goatman and Harmonia have that honor.
2001-12-24 08:08:18 AM  
Eli: Newsflash : Things have been blowing up for ages in the UK thanks to terrorists. Maybe not everybody reacts and think in the same way you do, and maybe you don't like that. Some people are a bit more aware of current geopolitical issues than you, however. That might at least explain things a bit...
2001-12-24 08:09:52 AM  
Apart from the fact that a giant change of heart on the side of the UK is not what the US are waiting for, since the UK is their most faithfull ally so far...

But then again, you might have mmissed that one quite easily too...
2001-12-24 08:18:00 AM  
"Things have been blowing up for ages in the UK thanks to terrorists. Maybe not everybody reacts and think in the same way you do...."

Maybe they should??

BTW Merry Christmas Dido (Spellt right)
2001-12-24 08:24:02 AM  
Dido I was referring to the general public, not the government. If you've been following the papers there is very low public support in the UK for the US's actions in Afghanistan.

As far as IRA bombings are concerned, that's a different story. Why would an IRA bombing affect public opinion about Afghanistan? Or maybe you forgot what the topic was.
2001-12-24 08:31:45 AM  
Here's a tidbit for Rei:

She's been claiming forever that Dostum doesn't support the new Afghani government and that civil war is going to break out there. Once again, Rei was dead wrong; Dostum is joining the new government.
2001-12-24 08:36:08 AM  
Eli: If you want to differentiate between different kinds of terrorism, you're right. Then the IRA has nothing to do with it...
As for public polls... I'm personally not impressed by them. The way a question is asked, as well as the circumstances in whisch or the person by whom it is asked can change around the public opinion like a leaf on a tree. The government that supports the US was voted for by that public... If not everybody agrees, it means two things: in the UK people have freedom of thought and speech, and secondly, not everybody unquestioningly "follows the leader".
That last part may be frightening to some. Actually, it scares the shiat out of a fairly large number of governments in this world. Others see it as one of the great accomplishments of civilization.

JOHNDX: Mayb they should... it would make life a lot easier, wouldn't it? Then again, I am afraid there are some negative points to that too...

Merry Xmas to you too! (And good too see you worked on your spelling ;)
2001-12-24 08:37:40 AM  
Dido Others see it as one of the great accomplishments of civilization.

That includes me, despite some of my rantings and ravings on Fark ;^)
2001-12-24 08:46:08 AM  

Rei was correct: 0

Everybody else: 1,495,305,495,420
2001-12-24 08:50:49 AM  
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2001-12-24 08:57:20 AM  
Eli: At least it keeps life more interesting, right?

All: Merry Christmas! (I'm off, an hour earlier than expected)
2001-12-24 09:04:36 AM  
Fb- So, are you still claiming to have served in the military?
2001-12-24 09:10:19 AM  

Do you honestly have nothing better to do this Christmas than to bicker about something silly I said to some idiot 3 months ago?

Get a life idiot.
2001-12-24 09:12:19 AM  
FB:""won't be charged with trying to blow up a plane, he's only being charged with biting that lady, max 5 years in prison. Just saw on CNN.""

funny, my local news reported that "interferring with a flight crew" is a max. of 20.....besides, big bubba will rape his ass anyways.
2001-12-24 09:14:35 AM  
Hmmm...I guess Rei and Harmonia would only be complaining about this if it happened in the US.

farking hypocrites!
2001-12-24 09:16:17 AM  

I heard 5, you heard 20. Either way, this guy is going to walk free.

Whether he does it 5 years, 7 years, 10 years, 11 years, 15 years or twenty from now is not the point. The point is this asshole is going to be free, shortly to blow up another plane.
2001-12-24 09:17:47 AM  
FB.....why does it seem everyone has a spot in there heart for you ???

lmao.....not !.... you must have realllllyyyyy pushed some buttons here
2001-12-24 09:20:05 AM  
dude... I agree with you totally...don't jump on my shiat man...we need the old days where people.."disapeared"....and the gov. was like "I dont knowwwwww???"
2001-12-24 09:20:55 AM  

I'd say something bad about those jerks that have nothing better to do than mull over all my posts looking for factual inconsistencies or spelling mistakes, then try to call me out like they are some big shiat or what not, but it's Christmas, so I won't.
2001-12-24 09:23:39 AM  
BTW... either way man, I was just sayin...ever since that wacko died onboard the flight in Utah...where passengers had to wrestle him down...its a federal law... and carries a MAX of 20 yrs to Interfere with a flight crew
2001-12-24 09:23:56 AM  

I agree. Today's CIA is a total tool of the media and the liberals. People need to get whacked. John Walker??! How the hell did that fark ever get on camera? The CIA should have taken him to aircraft carrier as soon as then found him, in total secrecy. Then procede to torture him, extract what info they could, shoot him and dump his corpse overboard.
2001-12-24 09:24:43 AM  

Max twenty, maybe I heard average of 5 or some shiat.
2001-12-24 09:28:31 AM  
09:23:56 AM Sometimes you are reading my mind........spooky
2001-12-24 09:28:49 AM  

Relax. The ultimate charging decisions won't be made for some time. My prediction is that this guy will be charged with all manner of crimes, several of which carrying punishment of life in prison. Attempting to blow up an airplane with 185 people on board = 185 counts of attempted murder, for starters. This dude will be very, very old when he next breathes free air.
2001-12-24 09:31:23 AM  
Maybe the FBI can throw in a charge of child molestation for good measure, that way Bubba would really have a go at him!
2001-12-24 09:34:05 AM  
i am at work... ON CHRISTMAS EVE!!! bbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaa HUMBUG..

and I have the flu to boot..

2001-12-24 09:34:45 AM  
hummmm.... good point dad's retired LVMPD...he said this guy's probably being HELD on the charge of agrivatted assult for biting the stewardess.....I'm sure they're building a nice case up on his ass...
2001-12-24 09:35:46 AM  

Something silly you said three months ago.

16 years ago I took an oath to protect and defend the constitution of the United States of America. I joined the Army.

In these 16 years I have given Blood, Sweat, and Tears for my country, for my fellow soldiers, and for the people of America. I did this because I wanted to, because I love this country, not because I had to. I had many opportunities to get out along the way, but I stayed.
I have known some of the finest people ever to walk the planet, and I have met some of the worst.
I have guarded the DMZ in Korea on christmas while the North Koreans played Christmas carols for propaganda and tried to break our spirit.I have patrolled the border between Nicaragua and Honduras, and taken fragments from a farc rebels grenade. I have fired a twenty five millimeter cannon into an Iraqi bunker and then had to remove the enemy dead from that bunker because they refused to surrender.
I have watched as the remains of friends were pulled from their fighting vehicle because they were they accidently shot by an apache helicopter. I watched a vehicle flip over and kill the finest officer I have ever known. I have been on the funeral details of over 100 veterans as an official representative of the US military.

And now I watch as you, who I did respect for the ability to stick to your opinions, claim to have been a member of the military, and then when you were caught out in a lie, try to trivialise what you have said.

Something "silly" you said?

You have fouled the memories all those soldiers who have given their lives to everyone in this country.
Just to try and back up your opinion.

My suggestion would be to apologise, and then we can get this matter behind us.
2001-12-24 09:36:17 AM  
I need a photoshop.....DREW !!! ps us man !
2001-12-24 09:38:42 AM  
aweeeee sh|t.... here we go, this threads gone ta sh|t now
2001-12-24 09:41:39 AM  
Do you honestly have nothing better to do this Christmas than to bicker about something silly I said to some idiot 3 months ago?

I'd say something bad about those jerks that have nothing better to do than mull over all my posts looking for factual inconsistencies or spelling mistakes, then try to call me out like they are some big shiat or what not, but it's Christmas, so I won't.

Do not trivialize military service. Falsely claiming that you served in the military is not silly or trivial, nor is it merely a factual inconsistency or a spelling mistake. It is an affirmative lie.

It dishonors not only you but those of us that have served. It cheapens our lives and the lives of our wives, children and whoever else may care about the jobs we did. We were willing to take a bullet for this country. We gave up many things everybody else takes for granted. My daughter and my wife had to go for six months without me while I was on the USS Nimitz in 1991. Neither they nor I knew whether I would come back. I know many, many others who sacrificed more than I did. I know many others who continue to make those sacrafices now.

Claiming that you served in the military claims that you have made such sacrifices. Falsely claiming that you made such sacrifices just to perpetuate a pointless argument on the internet makes you a pathetic coward.
2001-12-24 09:56:42 AM  
Hearing people who have served in the military talk about how everyone owes them because of the great service they did for our country really makes me sick. Of all the people who joined the service only one did it because he wanted to be a soldier and he joined the Marines. All the rest did it because they could get job training or money for college or because they were too stupid to get a real job. Don't give us you crap about how great you are and we all owe you something because you volunteered and then got paid and job training.
2001-12-24 09:57:52 AM  
I thought they beat the whineyness out of you when you joined the military... Apparently it's just another job.
2001-12-24 09:58:18 AM  
Of all the people I Know.
2001-12-24 10:04:38 AM  

No one owes me anything you little retard,

Except for Fb-, he owes me and everyone who ever died in service to their country an apology.
2001-12-24 10:04:40 AM  

Never went into the military yourself, huh? It shows. Fb- either.

Dont worry, someday you can look back on this and realize how stupid you make yourself look with statements like that.
We dont even have to point it out. You did it for us.
2001-12-24 10:05:23 AM  
merry christmas farkeater. keep up the spirit of goodwill!
2001-12-24 10:15:00 AM  
Well, I wasn't stupid enough to join the military during peace time. I had better things to do with my life and I was smart enough to provide for myself and not rely on the government to provide every thing for me.
2001-12-24 10:20:54 AM  
The truth is, I am the only one at work today and I'm bored so I jumped on the first thread that looked controversial and started trolling.
2001-12-24 10:23:21 AM  

I don't think it worked.
2001-12-24 10:23:43 AM  

Fb- already ran away like the little chicken shiat he is.

But if you want to argue about something, ummm,

Linux is better than Windows.

tag you're it.
2001-12-24 10:24:36 AM  
Fb- Was that picture Friday really you? And if so, was it recently? Just asking 'cause if that was recent it makes that comment you made the other day about being so over the "college days" seem pretty funny--being that you look maybe old enough to be a college freshman there. :)
2001-12-24 10:24:41 AM  
Farkeater -

Nice yahoo profile, there Captain. I think the military is a little different than it was in your day.
2001-12-24 10:25:36 AM  
I'm 2 1/2 hours into my 4 hour work day today and not wanting to do shiat. Somebody argue with me!
2001-12-24 10:26:54 AM  

WorldCitizen - meet Farkeater
Farkeater - meet WorldCitizen

2001-12-24 10:29:18 AM  
Well I've got 6 hours left.

Um...let's argue about these damn palestinians. We need to support the only democracy in the region, Israel and should do so by sending over some special forces to wipe out Hamas and Islamic Jihad and forcing Arafat to hold elections. Screw that old ugly dictator.
2001-12-24 10:30:16 AM  
Um, how about,

Christmas this year should be the day we kill all the arabs.
2001-12-24 10:30:27 AM  
Ah, actually, I'm not in the mood to argue. I'm feeling all warm and Christmas fuzzy inside. OK, so I'm actually just dreading having to finish my Christmas shopping in retail hell this afternoon. Talk to me about an hour into that and I'll probably be ready to kill.
2001-12-24 10:32:16 AM  

You can suck a fat one. I will not apologize for some stupid shiat people say on fark. You, my friend, seriously need to unfark your brain and get over trivial little things that happen on

Seriously. Take your Jihad elsewhere. I'd say something tasteless about you and your veterans, but it's Christmas and I have too much class for that.


Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. Maybe it was just somebody I knew that wanted to get themselves photoshopped. Maybe it was me. Funny picture anyway.
2001-12-24 10:42:20 AM  
Irony: fb- telling someone to 'get over trivial little things that happen on' when he gets in more pointless arguments than anyone else here.
2001-12-24 10:44:31 AM  

I argue for fun. I don't get bent out of shape like some of the babies on here.

Oh no!! fb- said something offensive!! I'm going to throw a temper tantrum until he kisses my boo-boo and makes it all better.

2001-12-24 10:46:45 AM  
Linux is okay, but I still like DOS.
2001-12-24 10:48:52 AM  
"I'd say something tasteless about you and your veterans, but it's Christmas and I have too much class for that."

What the hell is that suppose to mean, Fb-?
2001-12-24 10:49:40 AM  

I know it. It's probably that much more fun when you get someone all riled up like you do.

Take a deep breath guys. Have a winter ale. It's just a message board.
2001-12-24 10:51:43 AM  
India attacks Pakistan.
China helps Pakistan.
US help India.
China goes for Taiwan.
We go for China.
Saddam attacks Israel.
Russia doesn't know what the fark to do.
The real kicker: the price of beer increases 3 fold!'s to a less than happy New Year.
2001-12-24 11:02:52 AM  
Fb- As a former and proud member of the U.S. military, I for one do not have a problem with people saying they were in the military when they were not.
If indeed you said that? I'm sure someone can find it for me. I do however understand why some servicemen/women would be offended by it.
I myself am proud of my military service and would gladly do it again because I love this country and reap the benefits of living here. I personally believe all Americans should play an active participation role of somekind in the military. Because freedom isn't free.
It has lots of traditions of pride and honor that should not be farked with, if you had served in the military you would understand.

Not crying or being a baby and yes you are still one of my Fark heroes!!

Fark on, that is all
2001-12-24 11:04:51 AM  

Some shiat head wanted to supress my right to free speech because I wasn't a soldier. I told them I was then proceeded them where to stick it.

That's what everybody is going bezerk over.
2001-12-24 11:05:09 AM  
Scofield99, why would beer prices increase??

*Oh, the humanity*
2001-12-24 11:12:34 AM  
Fb- Nothing really bothers me about Fark comments, because I realize some people simply comment out of there ass to get a rise out of someone else, not that SFOTW is.

BTW, did someone pay Drew for you to put your pic up on Fark??

I remembered somewhere you said you would for that.
2001-12-24 11:13:16 AM  

You are the smallest person I have ever seen, even jelloboy had the balls to admit when was wrong.
2001-12-24 11:13:36 AM  
Because I have rabies.

Funny site JohnDX.
2001-12-24 11:18:02 AM  
Scofield99 can't take credit for that site, I got it from someone else here on Fark too.

What does the 99 signify??
2001-12-24 11:20:41 AM  
"I personally believe all Americans should play an active participation role of somekind in the military. Because freedom isn't free."

I think we have too many people for that. I mean, how big of a peacetime army would we have if every bloody (sorry, listening an Austrialian radio station) American between the ages of 18-22 or so was participating in the military? Don't we have a million and a half just with volunteers? We'd have like a fifteen million person military. A bit bloated.
2001-12-24 11:23:03 AM  
Wayne Gretzky. The greatest ice skater ever.

....agree World citizen, having large standing armies is usually never a good thing for freedom.
2001-12-24 11:24:02 AM  
I surely did not mean for everyone to go out and join, let's face it the military is not for everyone.

Just help out when and however you might be able too.
2001-12-24 11:25:18 AM  
Move along people; nothing to see here. Return to your homes.

Fb is an idiot. He gives real, sane conservatives, (yours truly :~)) a bad name. He is, however, funny as hell when he isn't being an idiot, and sometimes when he is, and, well, now I've gone and confused myself. Where was I? Oh yeah, Fb is an idiot.
2001-12-24 11:27:46 AM  

you are the worst troll I have ever seen, you can't even do it right.

Boy, if you think all it takes is just saying stupid things over and over again then why don't you just stick to AOL chat rooms. Oh, thats right, you only go there to talk little boys into sending you pictures of themselves without their shirts on.
I was impressed with your performance in that movie, "Bath House Bang" though.
Man, I couldn't believe the way you had three cocks in your ass at one time. And when you drank all that cum out of the beer mug, I was impressed. Damn, I've seen japanese bukkake chicks gag on less choad than that.
But I should have known you were a trooper, anyone who can take a horse cock all the way up their ass like you, how could I doubt you?
2001-12-24 11:28:21 AM  

The picture deal was for a friend. Might have or might not have been me. Maybe I was someone else in the picture, who knows. It was a personal joke for a friend, that's all I'll say about it.

Thanks for the great photoshops though!
2001-12-24 11:30:30 AM  
Fb- "Might have or might not have been me."

Ooh, the mystery. How can I have a peaceful Christmas without knowing the truth!?
What's the big deal in saying it was or wasn't you? Are you afraid angry Farkers are going to make a trek to the VI just to take you out?
2001-12-24 11:32:10 AM  

shut your meatsucker, no one gave you permission to take that dick out of your mouth.
2001-12-24 11:33:57 AM  
Cmon Fb-

come out and play

Just bring extra batteries for your tripple ripple vibrating butt plug.
2001-12-24 11:34:55 AM  

the world is waiting,

put on your party dress
2001-12-24 11:37:36 AM  
To anyone that wants to see Fb- stand up and act like a grownup

Get over it. He has neither the genitatlia nor the intelligence of a grownup. His entire purpose in life is to be an attention whore. Sad if one takes the time to think of all the ways that little emotional disease got there, but that is only for amusing speculation.

Anyways, Fb- is a child still, guys. He hasnt got a point of reference for anything you are talking about. This is WHY he reverts to trollisms. They require no intelligence.

Damn people - you give him SO MUCH attention that he really IS getting exactly what he wants.
2001-12-24 11:51:24 AM  
Argh_Dammit, jealous?
2001-12-24 11:51:28 AM  
Well, kids, I'm outta here. All of you out there have a good holiday.
2001-12-24 11:56:15 AM  
I submitted this like and don't expect it to be accepted as it is 10 years old!

Bomb sniff'n dogs and high tech sniffers and our Semtex Shoe Shine Bomber still gets on plane. Fark!

Bomb Sniff'n 10 years ago
2001-12-24 11:57:17 AM
2001-12-24 11:57:58 AM  
Piss and moan. What a freakin whiner.
2001-12-24 12:00:19 PM  
Nearly got run over by an RAF pilot recently. He apologized in the pub friday night and told me (no details) about his recent service in afghanistan. He said one of the reasons he is leaving is that after working with the US pilots he came to realise just how blind americans really are to their leaders political motivations - especially servicemen.
Felt like karma to me. Some peace loving hippy on a bike coming out of the sun and putting a sky warrior off fighting.
2001-12-24 12:01:18 PM  
Okay! Lotta hate in here!
midgettossa turns, flatulates, exits
2001-12-24 12:07:22 PM  
I was just makin a death potion and i read this. So i spill the death potion into a life potion. what kind of potion is it?????????????
2001-12-24 12:07:36 PM  
Hairyscotsman Thanks for an anecdote that doesn't mean a goddam thing. Do you listen to every drunkard you meet in the pub?
2001-12-24 12:11:46 PM  
of what? ya lost me there...
2001-12-24 12:18:10 PM  
Yeah especially when they make car skreetching noises and ask if I remember them. Farking Air-Hoes. Typical airforce. That Fb thread reminded me, he was telling me of ppl he'd caught out trying to pull chicks by pretending their pilots.
2001-12-24 12:26:23 PM  
'you are the worst troll I have ever seen, you can't even do it right.'

*yawn*, maybe he's not doing it right because he technically isn't a troll. He just wants some argument and some stuff to go down, so did I several times.

Did you handle some nasty depleted uranium in Iraq or something? you seem quite angry and bitter SFOTW.

although, on this article, are we gonna have to go to a McCarthy-esque interrogation for some people?

to calm all of you down.

'People Of The Sun
Yeah people come up

Yeah, we better turn tha bass up on this one
Check it, since 1516 minds attacked and overseen
Now crawl amidst the ruins of this empty dream
Wit their borders and boots on top of us
Pullin' knobs on the floor of their toxic metropolis
But how you gonna get what you need ta get?
Tha gut eaters, blood drenched get offensive like Tet
Tha fifth sun sets get back reclaim
Tha spirit of Cuahtemoc alive an untamed
Now face tha funk now blastin' out ya speaker, on tha one Maya, Mexica
That vulture came ta try and steal ya name
But now you got a gun, yeah this is for the people of the sun

It's comin' back around again!
This is for the people of the sun!
It's comin' back around again! Uh!

It's comin' back around again!
This is for the people of the sun!
It's comin' back around again! Uh!

Yeah, neva forget that tha wip snapped ya back
Ya spine cracked for tobacco, oh I'm the Marlboro man, uh
Our past blastin' on through the verses
Brigades of taxi cabs rollin' Broadway like hearses
Troops strippin' zoots, shots of red mist,
Sailors blood on tha deck, come sista resist
From tha era of terror check this photo lens,
Now tha city of angels does the ethnic cleanse
Uh, heads bobbin' to tha funk out ya speaker, on tha one Maya, Mexica
That vulture came to try and steal ya name
But now you found a gun, you're history, this is for the people of the sun

It's comin' back around again!
This is for the people of the sun!
It's comin' back around again! Yeah!

It's comin' back around again!
This is for the people of the sun!
It's comin' back around again!

It's comin' back around again!
This is for the people of the sun!
It's comin' back around again!

It's comin' back around again!
This is for the people of the sun!
It's comin' back around!
Of the sun
People Of The Sun (Original, as on Bombs & Bullets)
Bastard son is in, swimin' in a sea of funk
Clear the lane, I'm gonna have to dunk ya
Up and down like a donut in a caffeinated drink
So take the sink, I'll take ya to the brink
Check the rugged style I flip (some versions say "bring")
If the price is right, I'll take you on a trip
In my old school '62, two-tone white and blue
One that ya never wanna step to
Face my baseline, feel the earth quaking
Sweat is on site at appamatox
Mistakin' for my culture
White boys who came and tried to steal my name
But now I got a gun, this is for the people of the sun!

This is for the people of the sun!
It's coming back around again!
Yeah it's coming back around again!
This is for the people of the sun!

I'm not a silent one, I'm a defiant one,
Never the normal one, 'cause I'm the bastard's son
Trip the way before the sky gives birth
And now I trip the way from mother earth
I'm tearin' off a, big fat chunk of the funk
Clear the lane I gotta dunk, never smoke the skunk
Or the cest
The Humboldt, the showman of the buddha
Gotta product six shooter, so fark the hoota
Face the baselines feel the earth quakin
Sweat is on site at appamatox
Mistaken for my culture,
White boys who came and tried to steal my name
But now I got a gun, this is for the people of the sun!

It's coming back around again!
This is for the people of the sun!
It's coming back around again!
Yeah it's coming back around again!
This is for the people of the sun!
For the sun!'

2001-12-24 12:38:55 PM  

I knew better than to climb on tanks that had been shot with DU rounds.

Fb-, he's a little one trick pony I'm getting tired of.

thanks for the lyrics and Merry Christmas.
2001-12-24 12:39:13 PM  
being disrespectful is easy when you're basically anonymous. Not ONE of the people above would have the balls to say any of that shiat to any uniformed servieman today, period. Being chickenshiat enough t only say that trash anonymously is the same reason they never served: chickenshiat.
2001-12-24 12:41:33 PM  
Merry Xmas Eve I can feel the luv in this room...
Nice rant SFOTW would probably have sounded better from a different name hard to empathise with hurt feelings with such a callous name. Perhaps ColSFOTW would have been better... He lied (like anyone of us has not) calling someone out in a thread is kinda silly what are you going to do type him black and blue??
2001-12-24 12:42:42 PM  
We are playing nothing but Christmas music.

Hey guys, call a truce, will ya? It's Christmas!

There's no LOTR thread today )sniff) Anyone get the weekend gross? Care to share?

Merry Christmas fellow farkers
2001-12-24 12:45:10 PM  
god i hate ratm.

[image from too old to be available]

Johnny boy, aren't you late for the Rage concert?
2001-12-24 12:51:03 PM  
A message to all the English Farkers: its spelled "ton". As founders of the English language I'd expect ya'll to speak it more gooder.
2001-12-24 01:04:58 PM  
Nobody has hurt my feelings lately, just having a little fun with a retard, this being the internet and all.
2001-12-24 01:11:22 PM  
My little angel's got a purty mouth, don't he?
2001-12-24 01:12:16 PM  
I can't belive 007 was not able to blow up the ship before it left, I think he has not been doing as good as he could.
2001-12-24 01:31:53 PM  
saying you served in the military is a bit more of a lie than "nice shirt". recently a coach got fired for lying about his education, and rightly so. taking credit for work not done is wrong - period.

my ship was on picket duty around cuba in '62. anyone want to argue what difference being there made?

maybe nowdays with the volunteer services people join for more personal gain but the results are the same. once you are in your ass is on the line. and it's on the line for the benifit of all. even those (insert offensive word of choice) people who seem to think they are too smart or good to serve. national service is a duty that all owe. and if you don't serve you owe those that do - simple.

and for those that care i can and do say this to peoples faces when the opportunity arises. i'm old school, i believe in personal responsibilty.

and on that note:
Merry Christmas Farkers
2001-12-24 01:43:46 PM  
Hey curious,

One he was not fired he resigned, if you read deeper at one point they knew about the lie and still wanted him to stay. Secondly there is also a huge difference between lying about your education and experience when applying for a high profile job and say lying on fark to argue a point to some dumb fark troll. I am not trying to defend his actions more so trying to point out the futility of trying to get an apology. And also the general sillyness of getting this torqued at some faceless person this close to Xmas. Can't we all just get a bong....
2001-12-24 01:53:50 PM  

That little Christmas ditty's got me tapping my toes...


Your big Christmas temper tantrum got's me laughing out loud.

Are you going to say nasty things when Santa doesn't bring you the right type of underroos this christmas?

Grow up pal.
2001-12-24 01:58:05 PM  
Christ, is it old fart day on fark? Curious, we aren't talking about the Civil War, turn on your hearing aid and pull up your depends.
2001-12-24 01:59:05 PM  
Actually Fb-, I kinda grundgingly(sp) respected you before cause you were entertaining, but lying about being in the military, that just kinda sad and pathetic. For somebody who talks about how the "terrorist-huggers" don't have any respect for this country, lying about military service makes somebody like Rei look respectable.
2001-12-24 02:00:29 PM  

For somebody that had his sex organs bitten off by SFOTW in one of his 'nam flash backs' you sure have a lot of anger. I heard castration calmed people down. Guess not.
2001-12-24 02:03:47 PM  

I almost care what you think about me too.

It was one silly line. I think if you actually took the time to read it in context, you would 'get it'

I'm really glad I did it now. Nothing I have ever said has caused this many cry babys to crap and piss themselves.

Hilarity ensues.
2001-12-24 02:06:46 PM  
I wish you retards would lie about your military service and shut the fvck up. So what? You were in the military. What have you done for me lately, biatch?
2001-12-24 02:09:23 PM  

No shiat, it's not like they took a bullet for me. The whole time you where 'serving' I was working. Paying taxes so you could take your little play trips around the world, raping oriental women, farking hookers, doing drugs, getting drunk, driving humvees and blowing things up.

Let me know when you've actually defended this county from something, like the real hero's in Afghanistan.

Remember, don't lie!
2001-12-24 02:18:29 PM  
Vman didn't read that deep and almost wish i hadn't found that out. what the hell is wrong with us nowdays? reward lying? WTF? btw it seems that resigning=fired at the upper levels of manaagement. saves face all around.

you are right about getting torgued, or the sillyness thereof, but it's a button pushing thing with me. atually both lying in general and the whole military service thing are. see the point about personal responsibility.

funny you should mention apologies. ever notice the people who do apologize? seems like the ones with class.

anyway to your final point. it is Christmas and i hope you and all who might read this take it in the spirit it was intended. it's "IMO" and one of the reasons i served.

"and laying his finger alongside his nose" you know the rest
2001-12-24 02:21:47 PM  

You never lied right. Your whore of mother never lied either I'm sure.

All people lie. Past present and future. Get off your high horses and eat some of the shiat you dole out to people before you condem them you hypocrites.
2001-12-24 02:25:17 PM  
I truly feel sorry for you Fb-.
2001-12-24 02:43:31 PM  
Tarl3k you took the words right out of my life.


yes i've lied but what that got to do with calling my mother names?
2001-12-24 02:56:40 PM  
Curious et all from your user number I can see your relitively new to fark (Unless you were quite the lurker before or jsut thought of a cooler screename) Fb- stands for Flame Bait, he gets his jollys from pissing off people in messageboards (this can be greatly rewarding and I recomend you try it sometime) any effort to reason with him will not end as you expect it to. He can make valid points and tends to be well informed but generally not worth getting pissed at, it is more satisfying I have found to watch others get their irish up in response to his comments. But this is making a fine showing for how many posts we can get with so many people away from work (Probably the primary access point for farkers)
2001-12-24 03:09:00 PM  
Whatever happend to Rei? I remember hearing a while ago about her account getting hacked, or something like that.
2001-12-24 03:10:07 PM  
If fb- doesn't behave, then he's not getting his Christmas presents.
[image from too old to be available] and [image from too old to be available]

Oh, and SFOTW, it's not trolling unless he's arguing about the topics relating to the thread. He's just trying to clear his name here.
2001-12-24 03:27:02 PM  
Alas Fb-, if only you were important enough to cause "alot of anger". You aren't. 12 year olds pretending to be grownups have no affect on my emotions. Go back to eating your cookies and licking the milk from your mommas titty, boy.

(all done with ya, need for ya to bait further)
2001-12-24 03:29:41 PM  
Vman lurked for a year or so then decided to post so got a user name. am in agreement with your point(s) and fb- post of 02:21:47 bears you out. have also trolled on occasion just for amusemment but don't make it a way of life.

i respond/post sometimes because of deeply held views knowing that they may invite trolls or flames. there have been comments today re photoshop (or the lack thereof) and other places to go. well i'm like those that said it wouldn't be the same if it where not Fark. overall this is a great site with great people and you are typical of the better ones.
2001-12-24 03:40:10 PM  
yeah where is Rei I miss her libral rants... Must be on vacation I find it hard to fark when I am not at work speaking of which I should be going merry xmas to all and to all a good fark. remember ladies the best gift you can give a man for xmas (Besides annother woman) is head. Forget the goddamn necktie and go down. What was this thread supposed to be about again I kinda forgot...
2001-12-24 05:42:29 PM  
Y. Dload,

Can I use the kittens in the grilling machine?

You know how I like my kittens lean.

Merry Xmas to all you suckers that get wound up too easily! I hope Santa brings you a sense of humor or some calm the fark down this holiday season!
2001-12-24 06:00:26 PM  
And a Merry Xmas to you Fb-
2001-12-24 07:09:12 PM  
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2001-12-24 07:32:36 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Marry Fishmas!
2001-12-24 08:18:17 PM  
and in the spirit of the season
Merry Christmas to you also Fb-
2001-12-24 08:31:11 PM  
again, i say Fb- is an alright guy.
2001-12-24 09:02:57 PM  
Yeah, Happy Holiday to ya, Fb-
You keep things lively.

And to everyone here...
Joyous Yule or whatever winter solstice holiday you are choosing to celebrate. Hope its happy and full.
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