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4736 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Dec 2001 at 12:14 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-12-23 12:20:05 PM  
2001-12-23 12:22:30 PM  
i second that.
2001-12-23 12:27:14 PM  
2001-12-23 12:32:07 PM  
Wow...I've eaten at most of those.

(back to huggin a tree)
2001-12-23 12:34:56 PM  
The meatless wonder.
2001-12-23 12:39:13 PM  
i always thought that "cum and go" would be a good name for a whorehouse. discuss.
2001-12-23 12:40:24 PM  
This crap gets in and both my plug of the new Yes album, and the article about the Enron CEO claiming he didn't know the company was farked don't?

Totally weak.
2001-12-23 12:41:03 PM  
wait a second, the AIR BISCUIT?!? that's what we called farts as a kid.
2001-12-23 12:47:49 PM  
I don't think these are very funny... what a waste of a link.
2001-12-23 12:49:44 PM  
THAT was dumb.
2001-12-23 12:57:51 PM  
I don't like Vegetarians, but those wern't funny. Lets say we eat a vegetarian today!

ps cows are vegetarians chicken might be better. Give it a try and suck my cock.
2001-12-23 12:58:45 PM  
"That's Eggplant?"

Hee hee hee....
2001-12-23 12:59:34 PM  
You guys are whiners.
2001-12-23 01:00:11 PM  

...this is true...air biskits are farts.

Vegetarians eat alot of beans. Also cabbage. Also cucumbers. Also every other vegetable on the planet, when eaten from the near-raw stage will cause the stomach to create what we like to call ...oh never get the idea.
2001-12-23 01:08:40 PM  
So what we're whiners.
2001-12-23 01:13:54 PM  
What is LordSam whining about? Name calling probably falls under the "You are whining too" category.

note here: name=hippie does not equal veggie.
I eat lots of organic fed/free range meats. Meat with most meals, but not all.

I get the added bonus of hanging out with other hippies, many of whom ARE veg-heds and I get to blast on them in person. Woo hoo!
2001-12-23 01:17:49 PM  
How about a Lesbian Vegetarian restaurant: The Vaginatarian?
2001-12-23 01:25:30 PM  
Twig and Berries
2001-12-23 01:34:04 PM  
Eat me raw
2001-12-23 01:41:47 PM  
The neo-Nazi's opened up a no-meat restaurant:

"Vegit-Aryan Nation"

(ok, I'll go away now)
2001-12-23 01:53:05 PM  
How about a Lesbian Vegetarian restaurant: The Vaginatarian?
2001-12-23 02:02:15 PM  
It's a slow day in Farksville.
2001-12-23 02:32:02 PM  
Berklee: That's pretty good! Of course, it might be a good name for a sushi place, too.

There's a vegetarian place in my neighborhood called "The Stalk Exchange". I think the name is cute. What? I'm easily amused - you have a problem with that?

The real irony is that "The Stalk Exchange" is right across the street from "Red Mill Burgers".
2001-12-23 02:33:12 PM  
Re my last post:

Yes, Red Mill Burgers serves burgers. The smell of cooked meat must drive the folks at the Stalk Exchange crazy.
2001-12-23 02:53:10 PM  
Yeah, and the smell of burnt tofu must drive the folks at Red Mill crazy.
2001-12-23 02:54:49 PM  
Crazy with... HUNGER!
2001-12-23 03:01:02 PM  
I've never been to either place. If I want a burger, I'll go to a good old fashioned smoke-filled diner, thank you very much. And on the rare occasions when I eat vegetarian fare, I usually make it myself.
2001-12-23 03:46:38 PM  
Here is a life saving tip please never use a toilet straight after a vegetarian it could be the end of you.
2001-12-23 04:00:23 PM  
Also, don't use the toilet after someone who lives off of luncheon meat and cheap beer.
2001-12-23 04:08:05 PM  
Those crazy hippies...
2001-12-23 05:23:10 PM  
STUPID. Two crap links in a row. Great.
2001-12-23 05:25:13 PM  
yo Fry1138:

I've been a vegetarian my whole life and my shiat smells like roses. Seriously though it is far less pungent than most. My dad went on some freaky diet last year that required him to eat ONLY meat. His shiat smelled so bad it could kill from short distances.

So basically, WTF are you talkin' about?
2001-12-23 05:25:15 PM  
you are an asshole

i'm a vegetarian, and the smartest people i know are vegetarians and vegans
not that i'm that smart, i'm really good freinds with these people, so alot of discussion went around about it

these names are really bad examples
a vegan restaurant in winnipeg is called mon dragon (dragon is pronounced 'drau-gon', not 'dragon')
another vegetarian restaurant is delicious
and besides, how many regular restaurants have dumb-ass names?
2001-12-23 05:29:24 PM  
A vegetarian from the 'Peg???

You must get a lot of abuse. With my freaky lifestyle choices I'll stay right where I am thanks (the other nation's capital)! ;)
2001-12-23 05:35:20 PM  
It's probably worth noting that this list is an attempt at humour, and so does not necessarily refer to real life restaurants.

No need to thank me.
2001-12-23 05:39:08 PM  
Like their tips for a diet. This could work:

The Rag Diet:

1. Eat well-balanced meals totaling fewer calories than you burn (usually ~2400)

2. Exercise 30-45 minutes

3. Repeat daily for the rest of your life
2001-12-23 05:40:31 PM  
Lord Watson
Thanks for sharing your family's bowel movements.
More info than I really wanted to know. At least you're not full of shi*t too much kinda whatever.
2001-12-23 05:53:14 PM  
No problem my southern friend. I'm sure I could get photos if you were interested.
2001-12-23 07:20:28 PM  
Hover: Smart people like Hitler?
2001-12-23 07:35:27 PM  
Didn't they prove recently that Hitler wasn't in fact a vegetarian? It was posted here on Fark as a part of an article about something else.

Pay more attention will you Chesh???
2001-12-23 09:31:29 PM  
Hover: Hell yeah! We gotta stick together.
IamMike, around what do you center your dislike for vegetarians? The fact that we're different than you? The fact that we have different beliefs? Or is it that you have latent vegetarian tendencies?

2001-12-23 09:33:23 PM  
Cheshire_cat_sf: Hitler was smart. He just didn't use his intelligence to do good things.
2001-12-23 11:03:22 PM  
I agree...Eat a vegetarian today. I, in fact, am a vegetarian. You can eat Me!!
2001-12-23 11:28:10 PM  
thank you OrphanedWombat
2001-12-24 05:55:24 AM  
Shnicklegruber's Salsa Stand
2001-12-24 08:31:49 PM  
The Screaming Onion
Roots - The Next Generation

These are too easy. Eat more cheese, but eat it first, so you get that good intestinal blockage. More time to absorb all those pesticides and other fine chemicals, brought to you by our agricultural and meat processing industries.
Either that or be like Jared. He looks happy, lost all that weight and added it to his wallet.
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