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Generic Iconoclast		2004-03-27 01:07:45 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sod A Dog		2004-03-27 01:07:49 AM

Oh noes!

nuts_in_your_mouth		2004-03-27 01:08:14 AM

Rock,
Chalk,
Prepare to eat cock, Jayhawk.

GO JACKETS!

DethZero		2004-03-27 01:08:18 AM

they still suck though

doyner		2004-03-27 01:09:36 AM

Well, maybe they don't suck after all...

/expects to be banned

nohit		2004-03-27 01:09:51 AM

In other news, Duke is changing their name from the "Blue Devils" to the "Hoovers"...

sec		2004-03-27 01:10:05 AM

Sorry, but Duke has three more wins to go to overcome their sucks label.

Duke still and will always suck.

PowerSlacker		2004-03-27 01:10:57 AM

Too bad the Swallowing Illini stopped playing with 10 minutes left.

daegen		2004-03-27 01:10:58 AM

Go KU!

jsfrancis		2004-03-27 01:12:16 AM

Poor Coach K, now people won't root for Duke because they keep winning.

Schock_the_Monkey		2004-03-27 01:12:29 AM

Duke sucks.

jbc		2004-03-27 01:12:53 AM

Where are the Illinois fans from last night? Whiny little biatches.

Is there a conference in America that sucks more than the Big Ten? (Not counting the Pac Ten, I'm only talking real D-I conferences.)

TheOriginalEd		2004-03-27 01:13:00 AM

duke sucks BECAUSE they win all the time give me a break...

pkomma		2004-03-27 01:13:17 AM

Go Jackets!!

Farmer_Ted		2004-03-27 01:14:09 AM

Why does everyone still think Duke is so great? They rarely get past the Sweet 16 anymore. KU is the new hotness -- going for a third straight Final 4.

stillfeelgone		2004-03-27 01:15:05 AM

jbc: bite me. duke fans are the whiney biatches. could the refs be more on your side?

kicker_conspiracy		2004-03-27 01:15:16 AM

Stop picking on Duke. It's really hard to concentrate on winning when everyone hates you and roots more for you to lose than whatever team you are playing to win.
Signed,
New York Yankees

rickythepenguin		2004-03-27 01:15:44 AM

I hear that the referees for Sunday's clash have already jumped in Coach Krizzooooooski's ass pocket.

Then again, "certainly Duke is Duke, they're on TV more than 'Leave It to Beavah, reruns."

urbaneassault		2004-03-27 01:16:21 AM

rock chalk! oh, btw, calm your coach down, UAB...

Yaleforks		2004-03-27 01:18:54 AM

stillfeelgone
Refs on Dukes side???? Final foul count Duke-14 Illi-16. That doesnt really seem to be that large of a Discrepancy.
Especially with Dukes horrid FT shooting early on.

dmd8605		2004-03-27 01:19:56 AM

And good lord, could the CBS announcers perform any more fellatio on Chris Duhon? I mean, Jesus, he's got some bruised ribs. We get the picture. Give it a rest, for shiat's sake.

Farmer_Ted		2004-03-27 01:20:16 AM

Coming into this tourney, Duke had only been past the Sweet 16 ONCE since 1999. Not good.

stringwave5		2004-03-27 01:20:52 AM

Expect this link to be pulled, then crapped on, then dropped into the abyss just as soon as Drew wakes up.

Will become Figure 1.1 in "How not to write Fark headlines 101"

Yaleforks		2004-03-27 01:21:07 AM

Farmer_Ted
Yes that is correct but we did win the National Championship in 2001

Farmer_Ted		2004-03-27 01:22:48 AM

Yale --

Yeah, the Mythical National Championship. The real one is decided by computers and voters.

/BCS irony

PaisleyHunter		2004-03-27 01:23:34 AM

whatever. im not even reading the previous posts. I have duke. Im happy and not stupid

merklitl		2004-03-27 01:23:47 AM

good lord

DigitalBurnOut		2004-03-27 01:25:36 AM

Duke still sucks.

Emnitikcits		2004-03-27 01:25:48 AM

Duke has to suck! If they don't, then, it is like... I don't know!! Finding out that guys don't really kill kittens when.. uhm. .... Well, something! Gah!

Flatline_UTD		2004-03-27 01:27:40 AM

Duke *does* suck but I knew they'd be going to the Elite 8 anyway.

And for all of you that ask why I always have Xavier going to the Final 4, tonight's game and all the ones they have just like it, are the reason

/tied for 1st place

Yaleforks		2004-03-27 01:27:45 AM

Yeah 3 national championships in the past 15 years must be the new standard for sucking.
/sarcasm

noahs_fark		2004-03-27 01:28:32 AM

duke sucks.

vid		2004-03-27 01:29:31 AM

I said it yesterday, and I'm saying it again tonight:

To all you saying St. Joe's is overrated and Duke sucks: Who are the only remaining #1 seeds in the tournament?

Say it!

Louder, biatch! Say it again!

/Was a U of M fan until Clem Haskins got busted for helping players cheat on their classes. Now I pull for Duke just because it irritates the class-envy driven Duke hata's.

/Go Wolves

Yaleforks		2004-03-27 01:30:24 AM

I cant wait till we win it all. I got this orange couch in my dorm that is ready to be torched.
Go Devils

bsharitt		2004-03-27 01:31:11 AM

Sucks that UAB lost, but at least Bama is still in it.

Roll F'ing Tide!

DaLinuxNut		2004-03-27 01:32:18 AM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!11111!11!1!1 DUKE SUCKS!!!!11111!!!111!1 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!11!!!!1!!1!

That's why they're in the Elite Eight!

RosevilleDan		2004-03-27 01:34:32 AM

Actually, Duke is pretty good, as always.

Now Michigan...THAT'S a team that sux!!!!!!!

benzou		2004-03-27 01:35:26 AM

Duke rocks your socks

PaisleyHunter		2004-03-27 01:36:29 AM

What!!??? My point is...... you can say they suck but my brackets are still good!

DigitalBurnOut		2004-03-27 01:36:35 AM

The real question is:
How much did Duke pay the referees to win?

dmd8605		2004-03-27 01:37:06 AM

You want a real team? Look no further than Columbus, Ohio, biatches.

/160 days to kickoff

kruxdeux		2004-03-27 01:38:36 AM

Yes, Duke sucks. Yes, Kansas will win it all now that Roy is gone.

aquigley		2004-03-27 01:38:38 AM

As a University of Illinois graduate, allow me to exquisitely expound upon this situation....

FARK DUKE.

Thank you. Go UAB.

dmd8605		2004-03-27 01:38:38 AM

Whoops. Make that 161.

/always preview

Bill_Cosby's_Sweater		2004-03-27 01:42:11 AM

Of course St. Joe's is overrated, they came out of the shiatty A-10.

/A-10 has just as many teams in Elite Eight as the ACC and Big 12.

//Go Hawks.

YMW		2004-03-27 01:44:26 AM

i need to take a duke.

/damn taco bell

SomeBigFarkingMan		2004-03-27 01:45:38 AM

Man that headline is getting old.

/bannination

priestholmes		2004-03-27 01:46:07 AM

no way duke gets past uconn. sorry, devils.

VinegarJones		2004-03-27 01:46:53 AM

This is no joke. I am Canadian and I have to ask something.

Why exactly does Duke suck?

I mean I could tell you why The Montreal Canadians suck

or

Why Sandra Schmiler does'nt suck

or

Why Rochester Knighthawks suck

But Duke...I just don't know.