Yuck, her boobs look gross in that video.

/not gay, really. No, I really mean it...

nice

British: It crashed my firefox.
O God i hope you're talking about your webbrowser...

Anyway, i use Mozilla and the link worked fine. Gotta have more naked women jumping into fences- btw, what's up with that?Is she too stoned to walk around it or trying to be erotic? I would guess a little of both.

/Don't like Angelina Jolie too much. Crazy Lady.

2004-03-26 07:12:39 PM ahaze
2004-03-26 07:18:13 PM JupiGirl
2004-03-26 07:21:28 PM GirTheGecko

Man, Farkettes are cool.

i would so love to satisfy her for all three seconds it would last

Man did that suck..

There's a link on the most requested vids for Sandra Bullock's sex scene in 'Fire on the Amazon.' All I could think of to describe it is... confusing.

you must be a "queer"

/not gay, really. No, I really mean it...

the level of homophobia here is as bad as at a construction site

I was totally unimpressed and confused...

/still probably hit it

The book "Gia" about the life of Gia Coragi is worth picking up at the used book store - plenty of nood fotos from the original shoot. And when I was in kollidge, no one was hotter than Gia. Man!

And as for wierd chix - you may indeed end up cowering in your basement with a .45 as she pounds on the door upstairs, but the ride is well worth it. Trust me on this.

ilikestuff

When I typed "/not gay, really. No, I really mean it..."
I meant it as a joke. I don't really give a damn if other FARKers think I'm gay for not liking AJ's boobs in that vid.

ask and you shall receive

no html skillz, so...

http://blownwideopen.com/celebs/?g=angelinaj

ilikestuff .. I wonder what construction sites in San Francisco are like...

2004-03-26 07:51:53 PM perisoft

Well, if the Simpsons have taught us anything, it's that the entire steel industry's gay, so they probably have a good time out there.

iFilm


Feh-

Lame.

all i can think of when i look at her is "john voight"

Your Honor, I present exhibit A:

GAY

the buffering is horrible, couldnt get one second of film in before it froze and wouldnt play any more

without a doubt she has to be THE most beautiful woman in the world. besides Sandra Sully. And my wife.

though i can't be bothered downloading no video. any links to offsite galleries of pics?
Angelina Jolie 1
Angelina Jolie 2
Angelina Jolie 3
Angelina Jolie 4
Angelina Jolie 5

When I typed "/not gay, really. No, I really mean it..."
I meant it as a joke.

and when i typed:

all i can think of when i look at her is "john voight"

I meant it as a joke too. I mean, she's hot but looks too much like daddy. Liv tyler too. Little bit too steven tyler for my book.

seriously, chill on the gay-tip.

My new neighbor. She's hot in an unusual kind of way, but her dog barks at mine all day long.

I'd wear her blood around my neck.

Now, I never claimed heterosexual status. I'm bi. No question.

Having said that, I would give up all other men and women forever and become entirely lesbian for Ms. Jolie. She is just the most perfect and beautiful woman I have ever seen. I don't even want kids and I'd be willing to be Maddox's second mommy.

I could probably turn down Johnny Depp for that woman.

Woah, trippy. I was just watching that movie, downloaded it due to the copious lesbian sex it was supposed to have.

Is anyone else completely inable to get past the ads on Ifilm? No matter how many times I click "Skip Ad", a new one pops up. Now not only does Ifilm suck, but it's completely inaccessible.

She gets my vote as hottest woman EVER.

Interesting tattoo on her stomach.. I'd never seen that before.
quod me nutrit me destruit (That which nourishes me, destroys me)
I'm not sure I get it.

Perhaps she likes to eat, but can't indulge 'cos she wouldn't get work?

I can't believe I actually bought GIA and saw Original Sin in theatres. I need professional perv-counselling.

c4mp3r I'm glad someone else has trouble getting past the enormous fake lips. Seriously, those are a crime against nature. What did she tell her surgeon, "Make my lips D cups?" Will they sag when she hits middle age? Is she physically capable of whispering in someone ear with those things?

It's like in the poker game of Hollywood plastic surgery, she matched Julia Roberts and then raised her one. Grotesque.

/yes, I would

I really really want to put my penis in her vagina.

Gia sounds like a good movie. Fapping prospects aside, is it?

Raizok That picture reminds me of the "Attention Whore" girl doing a handstand in her thong.

Which brings to mind....do you think she was sitting around trying to come up with some schtick, you know, to differentiate herself from all the other Hollywood beauties because her career had stalled in the late 90s. She says, "They all have boob jobs and nose jobs and stomach jobs and shoulder jobs and I've got those too, but I'm not famous. Clearly, I need to raise the bar. Hey, I know! What about cartoonishly oversized lips?!? No one has those yet! I'm a marketing genius! Er, I mean, I'm an actress!"

/can't get over Catcher in the Rye

since this is fark : France surrenders.

Activ8

The link was abysmal, my left would not want to get working on that link, and it's Friday.

That was terrible.

Asciiguy mmmm I'd hit that on the dining room table of ascii characters!

The lips are real man! Look at her dad! No wait -- don't look at her dad, cuz then you see him when you see her naked.

Oh man, the things I would do to that woman before she knifed me and wrote her name all over me in blood.

She doesn't get naked much in it (I think), but "Pushing Tin" will make you want her so bad it just, well ...

/back in about 8 minutes.

guess I wuz drink, thet tit'n make sence a tall.

That's what I'm talking about!!

I could probably turn down Johnny Depp for that woman.

Likewise I could easily turn down Angelina for Johnny, anyday.

Of course, the wife would have to be invited as well. :)

Halfmast Trousers, nice!

Why can't Angelina Jolie die of AIDS like Gia did?

I'll just go back to admiring my 3-frame screen caps of Hackers.

Oh.. not the part where Dade is in the lingerie either.

/gotta cover my arse like a chastity belt around here

"uh, Mr. The Plague?"

HappyZ
Halfmast Trousers, nice!

Sometimes you gotta turn off your "filter" when you do a Google image search. Other times, you'll wish to god you hadn't.

Anybody who's fed sugar cubes to a horse knows you have to keep your palm flat and not have anything ... uh ... sticking up or the horse might just nip it off.

Nip it off. Nip. Mmm. Damn, she's hot.

/Okay, back after another 8 minutes.