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(IOL.co.za)   Pizza restaurant employee can't explain how manager's body ended up behind the oven   (iol.co.za) divider line 34
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josey_cuervo
2004-03-26 02:51:05 PM
sithole??? love the name. must have had hell in gradeschool, though.
 
Skylark_King
2004-03-26 04:09:56 PM
Currently investigating the incident:



Lt. McDuff of Scotland, PA.
 
mrwizarrd
2004-03-26 08:57:12 PM
One more dead body story! I smell a corpse trifecta.....
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2004-03-26 08:59:52 PM
Meat-Lovers Pizza?

/nothing
 
SpacePunk
2004-03-26 09:02:04 PM
I was wondering who else picked up on 'Sithole'. I read that first time through as 'shiathole'.
 
Halfmast Trousers
2004-03-26 09:02:42 PM
Roll call:

"Maria ... Sithole?"
"Here."
"Did I pronounce that right?"
"Actually, the 's' is pronunced as in 'Sade'."
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2004-03-26 09:04:03 PM
LOL Story to the right...

"Ex-Hookers accused of killing pizzeria boss"

Luv me sum ex-hooker action.
 
SpinStopper [TotalFark]
2004-03-26 09:04:22 PM
I got as far as 'Sithole' and was laughing too hard to finish the article.

If she has a daughter and names her Ima . . .
 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2004-03-26 09:05:31 PM
Manager probably whipped out the 12" pepperoni and said, 'knead this'.

"...and that's when I shot him your honour...'
 
DrLearned
2004-03-26 09:09:05 PM
Insert very funny "Maria Sithole" gag here.

Heh. Sithole.
 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2004-03-26 09:10:35 PM


The Return of the Sithole
 
Drifter
2004-03-26 09:11:23 PM
I sure wouldn't be buying pepperoni pizzas from there for a while.
 
Kanemano
2004-03-26 09:16:20 PM
he's going to fit in well, when he goes to prison.
 
rickythepenguin [TotalFark]
2004-03-26 09:16:52 PM
Henning Roux
Lugrancia Shilenge
Maria Sithole
Honeywell Tyali


How the eff do these people come up with these names? Do they play Boggle or something?
 
RedCelticFlame
2004-03-26 09:17:16 PM
How do you solve a problem like Maria (Sithole)?
 
proton
2004-03-26 09:17:23 PM
My odds are on Feech. After getting his peace of the lawnmower shy, the obvious next is the pizza shop.



Or maybe Mr. Roux was still paying up to Carmine Lupertazzi and Johnny Sacramoni sent out Phil Leotardo to take care of bidness.



Leotardo...emeh he he he he!
 
JTtheCajun
2004-03-26 09:17:57 PM
Perhaps she should change it to Latrine.

/obscure?
 
mattyc
2004-03-26 09:31:50 PM
ha...new type of meatlovers pizzas on the way
 
Shadowspawn
2004-03-26 09:31:58 PM
Fat Pizza was a great movie btw.
 
jones948
2004-03-26 09:34:01 PM
 
mcgornia
2004-03-26 09:36:03 PM
He obviously hid himself behind the oven in an effort to 'slow cook' himself.
 
Halfmast Trousers
2004-03-26 09:46:12 PM
Maria Sithole has not left her home since the incident.
 
joestinkpants
2004-03-26 09:53:03 PM
They were tired of working in that sithole...
 
Shigatsu
2004-03-26 09:55:24 PM
so that's what the spicy flavor was...hmm.
 
feffer
2004-03-26 10:02:54 PM
2004-03-26 09:16:52 PM rickythepenguin

OMG! Their names are different than mine!! It scares me!

That said, Honeywell Tyali is named after an aerospace manufacturer, and that's just weird.
 
DarthDingus
2004-03-26 10:04:54 PM
"Wait, you changed your name to Latrine?"
"Yeah, used to be Sithole"

/Just got off his shift at a pizzaria... no dead managers tonight.
 
Gelatinous
2004-03-26 11:08:42 PM
It's probably pronounced "See-tho-lay" or in some other boring way.
 
moulderx1
2004-03-26 11:15:15 PM
The case has just mushroomed. She gotta rise outa him when she wouldn't take the dough. Everybody just wants a piece of the pie.

/that late already?
 
hoss02
2004-03-26 11:37:50 PM
Perhaps she should change it to Latrine.

/obscure?


Robin Hood Men in Tights---loved that movie when I was in high school. Still watch it every once in a while.
 
overlord
2004-03-26 11:56:23 PM
I'll take a Honeywell over a Sithole any day.
 
Rasputin
2004-03-27 02:19:55 AM
did anyone else have a problem figuring what the hell was going on there? There were some mixed up shes and hes in that article....
 
digidorm [TotalFark]
2004-03-27 11:21:24 AM
Seriously though, it's amazing what you find behind big pizza ovens.
 
nonexistent
2004-03-27 11:25:19 AM
.za? Where's that, Zambia?
 
flip_flop
2004-03-27 12:57:50 PM
What do you want on your Tombstone?

/had to be said
 
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