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(Some Guy) Boobies Great gazongas: Katie Jordan Price frolics on a beach with her freakishly large fake boobs (not safe for work)   ( divider line 210
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2004-03-26 08:52:20 AM  
DaCricket -

I'd say about a stone apiece.

- Showing off that he learned something on Fark yesterday. :)
2004-03-26 08:56:11 AM  
I agree... we need mirrors.
2004-03-26 08:56:35 AM  
You guys are all retarded, those are not freakishly huge. Clearly you don't recall the nastiness from teh 80s that was Wendy Whoppers.
2004-03-26 09:01:19 AM  
She's much more interesting in her home-movie pr0n, if you have Kazaa etc.
2004-03-26 09:07:02 AM  
Well since it's farked, I found this site that offers wallpapers of her. The link opens in a new window and is NSFW.
2004-03-26 09:09:29 AM  
From that link by d23.. made me larf out loud.

"Her mammoth breasts, designed by an aircraft engineer, held three litres of surgical serum each. She had difficulty breathing, could not sleep on her stomach or back, and was afraid of flying because she thought they might explode."

Now *that's* journalism!
2004-03-26 09:09:50 AM  
She was hotter when she had her natural boobies, if you ask me. Unfortunately, it's getting tougher and tougher (or perhaps harder and harder) to find pre-boob job photos of her. But here's one example:


Anyone else agree??
2004-03-26 09:11:48 AM  

I agree, she used to be good-looking with a nice figure. Now, she's a freak of nature.
2004-03-26 09:14:17 AM  
gilmoure you BASTARD!!!.. my eyes.. my poor poor eyes... i showed the gf those pics.. even SHE was sickened by them!!!

pcvzeno yes.. the before picture is ALOT better than the after.. why is it women seem to think getting them bigger is better?? i saw use what your maker gave you....
2004-03-26 09:14:19 AM  
Even I'D say no to that. She's probably got a vagina like a wizard's sleeve.
2004-03-26 09:17:09 AM  
And just for the record, I'm not one of those guys who's always biatching about boob jobs. Sometimes they can help. But not in this case. No siree.

/would still hit it post-augmentation
2004-03-26 09:20:09 AM  
Science has ohce again gone too far.
2004-03-26 09:21:15 AM  

At least the "h" looks like a "n"
2004-03-26 09:22:33 AM  
No boobies make COS no happy.
2004-03-26 09:36:01 AM  
As I remember (not British so not too up on all this) they tried to make her leave I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here because her breasts would've exploded in the heat.
2004-03-26 09:47:18 AM  
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2004-03-26 09:48:01 AM  
If this chick were a magic eye poster she would put eyes out! Her boobs all by themselves would look great but my first reaction was that somebody had used PS to zoom in on them and paste them on her body. My second reaction was to the seaweed pics... i thought "My God, she has nipple cancer."
2004-03-26 09:48:05 AM  
ShakeMachine - Even I'D say no to that. She's probably got a vagina like a wizard's sleeve.

HA!! First LOL of the day! :-)

Thank you.
2004-03-26 09:50:28 AM  
ninjaoftheworld - I love these comment threads--I dunno whats funnier, the guys who are all drooly or the ones who are all full of righteous disgust

I'd say the righteous ones, because you're funny, and you're trying to be righteous.
2004-03-26 09:50:44 AM  
sorry, but I don't see the appeal of this woman. If you ever saw a pic without makeup or listened to what's going on between her ears she is even less each his own, I suppose...
2004-03-26 10:03:29 AM  
Only the front page is farked. Hit the images:

and keep incrementing the URL to 27.
2004-03-26 10:11:24 AM  
Nah, them ain't big
Some dancer somewhere has got gazongas so big she can't drive or run. These are just big. No more.
2004-03-26 10:12:24 AM  

The server isn't farked, there's just some problem with that index page that the link points to. Here is the page of the server's directory with just the pics in it

Server directory

I'm not sure if this page is technically NSFW, since there are no images on this page, but the links on the page are NSFW - opens in new window.

BTW, whats the deal with the poo on her nipples??

2004-03-26 10:28:28 AM  


I forgot to mention: DAMN! Those are some

[image from too old to be available]

2004-03-26 10:54:54 AM  
I think it should be common practice for someone to post a SFW pics so we who are at work know whether or not to risk our jobs looking at the picture.
Is that reasonable?
2004-03-26 11:01:17 AM (NSFW)

Good god, man. Her mammaries are decomposing before our eyes!

"She gives head, Jim."
2004-03-26 11:07:34 AM  
GIS for "Freakishly Large":

[image from too old to be available]
2004-03-26 11:08:11 AM  
I have to say that whe was better with the smaller chest... Fact is... Once you've sucked on big boobs, they're not as exciting as they were before you got to suck them... or something.

I'm gonna call my wife for a lunchtime quickie now... I'm horny.
2004-03-26 11:13:44 AM  
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2004-03-26 11:17:55 AM  
SFW picture.. although you might get a dirty look from the boss, sorry.

[image from too old to be available]
2004-03-26 11:19:59 AM  
Broadhouse you made me laugh my ass off. Excellent!
2004-03-26 11:27:16 AM  
The Price is Right, Bob! I'd hit it!
2004-03-26 11:32:14 AM  
So, is sticker's pic pre boob job? I like big boobs sure, just not freakishly large ones that are out of proportion.
2004-03-26 11:37:25 AM  
I actually liked the one (non)Boobies that had Great face shots (not those face shots) of hot chicks.

A nice break from the cube farm hell.
2004-03-26 11:45:27 AM  
*wah* the page won't open. I broke teh intarweb!!

Seriously. Skanky, but hot. I'd hit it but I'd at least single bag first.
2004-03-26 11:52:54 AM  
Fuskered, for your fapping convenience (sorry, no html skills)...very obviously NSFW
2004-03-26 12:01:53 PM  
so who is this broad?
and why is there seaweed covering those monsters.
2004-03-26 12:05:20 PM  

I've seen bigger...
2004-03-26 12:15:47 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

I'm pretty sure they're bigger now though...
2004-03-26 12:22:19 PM  
Damn. Now that's a tittie!
2004-03-26 12:28:29 PM  
Her face scares me a bit, but there's nothing a paper bag wouldn't fix.
2004-03-26 12:33:17 PM  
I think she looked better before the inflation, but even now they still look good.

Pre-OP Jordan NSFW (New Window).
2004-03-26 12:40:07 PM  

I totally agree with you. Those things she's got now aren't even sexual. She looks like a side-show freak.
2004-03-26 12:51:08 PM  
This girl needs to have her head examined for getting implants (that look so ridiculous) when she started out looking like this (NSFW new window)
2004-03-26 01:01:20 PM  
Here's some not-so-biggun's (NSFW).

The wonders of science!

Better livin' through chemistry!

Mary-Ann! Ginger! Where are you?
2004-03-26 01:57:04 PM

more dolled up, airbrushed pics of jordan... and other boobies for your farking pleasure (NSFW)
2004-03-26 02:17:43 PM  
Gilmoure, thankyou. I now realise I have lovely boobs. That pair are plain nasty Pre and Post.

As for Jordan, where is her arse?? The size of her tits just make her butt look totally flat. As far as I am concerned.

Still, it is harsh about her kid. The little chap's nearly blind, and also may have some kind of growth problem. Nobody deserves that.
2004-03-26 02:47:59 PM  
2004-03-26 03:08:40 PM  
Who care, I'd hit it. It's not like theres going to be any commitment or anything.

/As if had a chance
2004-03-26 03:26:52 PM  

Actually, I've been playing to the forum on this one. Personally, as long as a woman's intelligent, laid back and cool, I'm attracted to her. The size of her specialized sweat glands (i.e. breasts) really has nothing to do with whether 'I'd hit it' or not. Despite all the posturing on Fark, I imagine most men (and women, if that's their thing) are like that as well. Too much make up and phoney boobs are just sad.
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