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(Some Guy) Boobies Great gazongas: Katie Jordan Price frolics on a beach with her freakishly large fake boobs (not safe for work)   ( divider line 210
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2004-03-26 02:08:17 AM  
I agree. I prefer quality over quantity.... quan-tity?
2004-03-26 02:09:21 AM  
I met her to try to convince her to come for a political youth rally in Oregon. She's part of MTV's "rock-the-vote", and apparently, the contract said she couldn't participate in anything else political.
2004-03-26 02:15:41 AM  
I'm somewhat frightened by those breasts. They look as though they could kill man!
2004-03-26 02:17:01 AM  
Awful. Awful, awful, awful.

I spent a semester in London, and saw her on Page 3 many times (that's where she got 3 of some newspapers there have a topless picture of a hot woman, and she was the biggest "star" out of them)...back in 1998, before she got her 2029018494723937593 surgeries, she was amazingly gorgeous. Everything was in perfect proportion, and any man would have hit it again and again and again and again.

Then, she went and had monster truck tires implanted in her chest, and kittens everywhere sighed in relief.
2004-03-26 02:18:55 AM  

wow, poor sad lolo
2004-03-26 02:19:15 AM  
Boo. I expect real pr0n at 1 in the morning not a trekkie's wet dream. Bah I say, bah.
2004-03-26 02:31:08 AM  
Those pictures did nothing for me.
2004-03-26 02:32:38 AM  
2004-03-26 02:35:02 AM  
That's nasty.
2004-03-26 02:38:32 AM  
broadhouse: Bloody Hilarious. *golf clap*
2004-03-26 02:44:32 AM  
Unreal! When will pornstars finally unite and decide against the fake boobies? Los naturales are sooooooo much better!

She's still attractive, however. On a scale of 1-10, I'd still hit it as often as possible.
2004-03-26 02:48:23 AM  
Think she is compensating for something?
2004-03-26 03:00:40 AM  
Oh no! The baby will be scarred for life, having seen a bare breast!

(Get it? Because babies eat from them things.)
2004-03-26 03:23:06 AM  
I'd hit it.
2004-03-26 03:30:57 AM  
I've seen bigger....
2004-03-26 03:32:41 AM  
I was with it right up until the moment she rubbed seaweed on her yams.

Which was right away, so never I guess.
2004-03-26 03:37:32 AM  
So like...How much do you guys think them puppies weigh??

/glad I'm not the one that has to walk around with 'em.
2004-03-26 03:41:34 AM  
We could siphon off enough silicone from her to give ten women boobs.
2004-03-26 03:48:30 AM  
those "boobs" are moderately disgusting, stop posting that crap mods!
2004-03-26 03:49:14 AM  
They're not real, and they're not fantastic...
2004-03-26 03:50:47 AM  
I love these comment threads--I dunno whats funnier, the guys who are all drooly or the ones who are all full of righteous disgust at this chick's unnatural all looked at em, right? I wonder who the immature ones are.

Too funny.
2004-03-26 04:01:20 AM  
I agree. It amuses me to no end, the guys who couldn't get laid in a whorwhouse with a fistful of 50's, complaining about the "quality" of a boobies post. Most of them wouldn't make it to the point of touching the "horrible, misshapen" titties.

P.S. My wife is 36D, au naturel. I am an extremely happy man. Yes, I have pics. No, you may not see them. :)
2004-03-26 04:03:25 AM  
I should add:
I have absolutely no problem with breat enhancement. My motto has always been, "Real? Fake? They all taste the same." :)
2004-03-26 04:20:16 AM  
What i find funny are the guys who feel they have something to prove and post about how hot their wives / girlfriends are. Like anyone here gives a shiat. Who are you hoping to impress?

Yes, anyone who doesn't like these boobies is an unwashed loser who will never know the love of a woman. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Maybe some of us just don't feel the need to crow about how much action we're getting.

2004-03-26 04:28:50 AM  
I don't think she's horrible-looking at all, just someone who'd look loads better with pro make-up, airbrushing, and good lighting. Just remember, it doesn't take any balls to be the one sitting in front of the monitor. She seems to be quite pleased with herself...just relish the goodness!
2004-03-26 04:35:48 AM  
I'm married, brother. I can assure you, I am NOT bragging about the action I'm getting. Why the hell else would I be posting at 4:30 in the damned morning? :)
2004-03-26 04:36:21 AM  
Frankly, I'd hit it.
2004-03-26 04:36:46 AM  
GoPissUpARope: P.S. My wife is 36D, au naturel. I am an extremely happy man. Yes, I have pics. No, you may not see them. :)

Don't brag about them unless she's willing to show them.

Where is MadFoo2 when we need her?
2004-03-26 04:39:19 AM  
Katie Jordan Price frolics on a html page with her freakishly large ASCII Boobs... sorry, i mean ASCII Babes. :p
2004-03-26 04:39:22 AM  
Look...she really is pretty but Plastic Surgery and Breast Feeding just DO NOT go together.

/Courtney Love should have used Jordan's doctor
2004-03-26 04:42:26 AM  
Search Emule for her homevideo's better than Paris Hilton...but not much.
2004-03-26 04:42:28 AM  
I have a bad habit of laughing at fat people. Not plump but fat ie rolls of fat or triple chins. I don't know why but as soon as I see them I can't help it I just giggle. I do not do it to be cruel infact I will turn my head a quickly walk in the other direction so they cannot see me. If I see a picture of them or any image I start to feel the giggle rising in me so if I'm near people I will turn my head I'm quite ashamed of by inability to be mature. But to me the way they look is so weird and abnormal it initiates a response of extreme nervousness and agitation which is expressed throught the having to giggle.

I had the same response to this woman.
2004-03-26 05:04:07 AM  
Why's everyone so hyped up about the baby? It's a BOOBIES post. Boobies are for babies! There should be more babies in boobies posts. Not that I'm into that.
2004-03-26 06:47:11 AM  
Well, it's farked but fake boobies make the passionate baby Jebus cry anyway.
2004-03-26 06:55:12 AM  
Take into account the practical (NSFW) aspects of big boobies.
2004-03-26 06:56:01 AM

The php to make it all pretty is farked, but the image directory is world readable...
2004-03-26 07:17:21 AM  
If ya' don' like sillycon, there's always these's (NSFW-No really, I mean it).
2004-03-26 07:34:42 AM  
I love these comment threads--I dunno whats funnier, the guys who are all drooly or the ones who are all full of righteous disgust at this chick's unnatural all looked at em, right? I wonder who the immature ones are

Righteous disgust at her unnatural state? Complete BS! More
like digust at her ugly-ass completely unproportional waterballoons. It's all about her looks and i have to agree with former posters, she looks like she had f*cking truck tires implanted in her chest.
I got nothing against big boobies (obviously) but these just look nasty..
2004-03-26 08:01:43 AM  
Pseudo Psy

Doesn't anyone have a copy of that picture in which the woman's nipples are NOT airbrushed out?
2004-03-26 08:03:05 AM  
gilmoure -

I'm blind! Blind!

You owe me two new eyes.
2004-03-26 08:12:24 AM  
Ya beat me to it OldMan!
2004-03-26 08:13:58 AM  
No life jacket required
2004-03-26 08:26:29 AM  
I love you Jordan
2004-03-26 08:37:04 AM  
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Guess it's farked...
2004-03-26 08:42:35 AM  
Sorry, Emperor-Jay. Here.(NSFW)
2004-03-26 08:43:25 AM  
Whoo-hoo! My first greenlight!

2004-03-26 08:46:45 AM  
Have you ever been in a room with Jordan's boobs? The nips follow you wherever you go. It's a rush.
2004-03-26 08:47:11 AM  
2004-03-26 08:47:32 AM  
FARKED.... any mirrors?
2004-03-26 08:48:25 AM  
Gilmoure that is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

Pissed myself
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