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(Some Guy) Boobies Great gazongas: Katie Jordan Price frolics on a beach with her freakishly large fake boobs (not safe for work)   ( divider line 210
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2004-03-25 05:56:48 PM  
Man, farked after 40 clicks.
2004-03-25 05:57:30 PM  
Nevermind, just very slow.
2004-03-25 05:58:20 PM  
Sweet Jeebus. Hey, I'm on dialup and I had no problem.
2004-03-25 06:10:13 PM  
God bless plastic surgery... Ooofah!
2004-03-25 06:14:10 PM  
Anyone who finds those boobs exciting needs to move out of mommy's basement and look at REAL women.
2004-03-25 06:16:04 PM  
Way too big.
2004-03-25 06:37:14 PM  
They're large, but still nice (for the time being) - and other than that, this girl's pretty good looking. I give it my stamp of approval.
2004-03-25 06:39:53 PM  
who the hell is she?
2004-03-25 06:53:59 PM  
Jesus. Diameter's about on par with that of her head. That's just disgusting.
2004-03-25 07:38:57 PM  
I thought this was a boobies link. I got nothing but some beached-baby-whales eco-crap.
2004-03-25 07:58:29 PM  
darkhorse23 - who the hell is she?

Basically, she's the UK's version of Pamela Anderson. I'm not sure why I know that, since I've never even been to the UK, but I do.
2004-03-25 08:14:45 PM  
Great Gonzagas

[image from too old to be available]
2004-03-25 08:24:32 PM  
Nice pr0n post guys. There's a baby in those pics, in case you didn't notice.
2004-03-25 08:32:20 PM  
haha! there really is a baby! farkin babies.
those are huge knockers and a butter face. but hey, they'd be handy if she had a toothache *and* was on the rag at the same time. if you know what i mean, and i think you do.
2004-03-25 10:00:27 PM  
Good gravy! If those were real, she could feed the entire infant population of Zambia.
2004-03-25 10:30:16 PM  
The guy on the boat actually looks quite scared of them.
2004-03-25 10:38:14 PM  
I love those huge breastesesess.. hooray!
2004-03-25 10:39:00 PM  
If you find that attractive, you are either (1) 14 years old, (2) a latent homosexual, or (3) both.
2004-03-25 10:40:50 PM  
Though I don't prefer huge ones, I'm certainly not opposed to huge breasts either, Smooky. Those, however, are not breasts.
2004-03-25 11:21:49 PM  
somebody drag it back into the water, and leave it there.
2004-03-26 01:04:01 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

As we speak.
2004-03-26 01:04:45 AM  
no idea who she is or why the paparazzi would want to follow her.
2004-03-26 01:04:48 AM  
They'll poke an eye out!
2004-03-26 01:05:06 AM  
My back has been hurting all week and these pictures only make it worse.

/true story
2004-03-26 01:06:06 AM  
Eh, truth in advertising.

/wouldn't hit it
2004-03-26 01:06:10 AM  
Why is she draping seaweed on her breasts? I don't find that attractive at all.
2004-03-26 01:08:46 AM  
2004-03-26 01:08:47 AM  
The Unsinkable Molly Brown Katie Jordan Price
2004-03-26 01:08:51 AM  
2004-03-26 01:09:18 AM  
You mean they aren't real "gasp".....

Either way I'd still hit it!!
2004-03-26 01:09:39 AM  
I don't think those boobs are real.

/not sure
2004-03-26 01:10:08 AM  
She looks like a friggin cartoon drawn by a horny teenage boy.

Or a well paid plastic surgeon I guess.
2004-03-26 01:10:28 AM  
man, the fark personals chick is hot

id hit it

that is all
2004-03-26 01:10:44 AM  
2004-03-26 01:10:54 AM  
2004-03-26 01:10:59 AM  
Asking If they're fake is like asking if she has orgasms.

/who cares?
2004-03-26 01:11:19 AM  
Everyones been real nice.

Well, that's because you have big jugs.

I mean your boobs are huge.

I mean, I wanna squeeze em'.


2004-03-26 01:11:33 AM  
Hey, the goosebumps on her stomach spell "Yahweh"!

2004-03-26 01:12:06 AM  
Can they physically be touched? Then they're real.
2004-03-26 01:14:17 AM  
Say what you will, but I'd be on that like stink on a dog.
But that's just me.
2004-03-26 01:14:40 AM  
Barbie says hi.

Wait, actually, Barbie says "jeebus, I'm SMALLER proportionally than that!"
2004-03-26 01:15:41 AM  
2004-03-26 01:14:17 AM

Say what you will, but I'd be on that like stink on a dog.
But that's just m

2004-03-26 01:16:19 AM  
Nice pr0n post guys. There's a baby in those pics, in case you didn't notice.

Im'... laughing so hard... I couldn't copy that sentence to pastge it...

/funniest thing sinde Romanian vampires

Still can't type... hehe... ahahha
2004-03-26 01:18:16 AM  

Look at those waves!!!
2004-03-26 01:18:38 AM  
I can't sleep after that! I will be pitching a farking tent for weeks!
2004-03-26 01:18:57 AM  
2004-03-26 01:20:04 AM  
I'd hit it with a shot of penicillin first. What a total farkin whore.
2004-03-26 01:20:19 AM  
She's kinda hot in the exotic sense, in her pictures she has alot of different looks to her. But from those pictures, I think I would pass.
2004-03-26 01:20:29 AM  

I thought the exact same thing reading the headline... then thought... what are boobies doing in NCAA Basketball?
2004-03-26 01:20:29 AM  
2004-03-26 01:20:31 AM  
NeedlesslyCanadian: Hey, the goosebumps on her stomach spell "Yahweh"! /nothing

No no... you don't got nothing. You made me laugh. Great reference !
/off to buy a new keyboard
2004-03-26 01:21:42 AM  
Those are freakishly large boobs-
2004-03-26 01:21:48 AM  
Duckydos: She's kinda hot in the exotic sense, in her pictures she has alot of different looks to her. But from those pictures, I think I would pass.

2004-03-26 01:21:55 AM  
Her surgeon is an artistic genius.

2004-03-26 01:23:22 AM  
she's hot in a "all of god's creatures are hot" kind of way.
2004-03-26 01:25:58 AM  
ENOUGH of the flat-chested - GIVE US BOOBIES!
2004-03-26 01:26:03 AM  
Yes, indeed Mizike. I'd love to pound her in the ass.
2004-03-26 01:27:08 AM  
I don't really get how this can be found attractive. Fake boobs aren't even actually boobs to begin with.. they're as much "breasts" as the ones on mannequins, they just happen to be wrapped in skin and have nipples.
I, for one, prefer actual breasts over mannequins.
Nothing against big ones.. as long as they A) aren't uber-saggy and B) are actually breasts and nots bags of silicone or saline.
2004-03-26 01:27:39 AM  
I wonder if when she takes her top off the tide comes in
2004-03-26 01:28:31 AM  
2004-03-26 01:28:54 AM  
At least is there was an emergency like a boat capsizing she could put those melons to good use as life preservers.
2004-03-26 01:29:51 AM  
why is she rubbing poop on her boobs? is that supposed to be attractive?
2004-03-26 01:31:31 AM  
nothing that is not real exists.
2004-03-26 01:32:33 AM  
Holy Freakishly Large Fake Boobs, Batman! I'd Hit It (if there wasn't that whole homoeroticism thing going on)
2004-03-26 01:34:15 AM  
I just don't understand why any woman would have her breasts augmented to cartoonish sizes. The only possible reason I can forsee is that they are attention whores. I don't have a problem with chicks with fake boobs as long as they don't look freakish. I'm not saying that this woman isn't attractive but the boobs the size of her head are a turnoff for me.

/more than likely wouldn't hit it
2004-03-26 01:34:34 AM  
Is she the one that had a baby with a soccer player?? That poor kid.
2004-03-26 01:35:02 AM  
unnaturally huge boobs = ugly. I'd give her a 5 cause other than her freakishly nasty boobs she isn't too bad.

Flat chested is bad, but ackwardly-front-heavy is bad too :(
2004-03-26 01:35:52 AM  
You freaky piece of shiat! You never mow another man's lawn!

/all your silicone are belong to us
2004-03-26 01:35:58 AM  
Would you not prefer the luxury of man made pillows, to nature's solution of flat dirt and grass?
2004-03-26 01:36:08 AM  
I'd hit it too.... but I think I'd need air tanks to get some boobage action.. Don't wanna sufficate and wind up on some fark headline..

[Dumbass] Farker Sufficates Self, Forgetting To Bring Airtanks When Sexing Up Katie Jordan Price...

2004-03-26 01:36:26 AM  
I'd take her over the current personals girl. When your five favorite things are music, phone calls, a brush, and hair dye, you have problems.

So I'd hit it, but only after borrowing Frink's debigulator.
2004-03-26 01:37:49 AM  
I really hope some of you guys are kidding. It'd be blatently homsexual not to want to try and get a hand around those enormous jugs.

I'd hit it and steal her bra to mount as a trophy on my wall.
2004-03-26 01:38:14 AM  
implants are ugly in general, but huge oversized ones are just plain gross.. does she actually think that looks good? i'll stick with nicely shaped naturals thanks, no beachballs
2004-03-26 01:41:48 AM  
LOL, caption better than boobies.
2004-03-26 01:42:58 AM  
agree 100% Sizlak. unnaturally-large fake boobs are just fugly.

Why not just grope a beach-ball instead? It's probebly more real than her boobies.

A cup bad
B cup okay I guess
C cup good!
D cup okay... better than B.
DD cup okay I guess
Beach-Ball cup - ugly.
2004-03-26 01:43:25 AM  
Ugly as fark
2004-03-26 01:44:15 AM  
Actually I don't think those breasts look too big, just on the verge but still looks humanly possible. They aren't freakish in my opinion. Her face and the rest of her are very nice. I usually hate fake tits, but I'd hit her over and over again.
2004-03-26 01:44:56 AM  
Aww, a cute little baby!
2004-03-26 01:45:29 AM  
I'm not picky

/would hit it 2 times. likes those boobies too, but would prefer real boobies
2004-03-26 01:45:57 AM eye is stinging now..
2004-03-26 01:46:02 AM  
I play with natural DD's, at least theres some motion in that "ocean". If ya know what i mean.
2004-03-26 01:46:05 AM  
Check out the one where she is sucking her stomach in. It's like rib, rib, rib, GIANT BOOB! like a damn Giger painting.
2004-03-26 01:47:21 AM  
what a maroon.
on a good note, in 10 years she'll look like E.T. with saggy orangutan boobies.
2004-03-26 01:47:37 AM  
Real Man's scale:

A-cup good
B-cup good
C-cup better
D-cup best
DD-cup bester
E-cup besterer

Yeah. The ass-bra sizing is similar.
2004-03-26 01:47:47 AM  
2004-03-26 01:50:46 AM  
what was the name of that batfaced monster-mammed eurotrosity... Lolo Ferrari, that was it, check her out. She died when her tits exploded at high altitude over Bratislav.
2004-03-26 01:52:53 AM

this is who Jordan wants to be
2004-03-26 01:53:37 AM  
Haha! Giger painting indeed. But I would hit that SO hard.
2004-03-26 01:55:13 AM  
Is this hosted on a French site? As we all know, France is the antithesis of America and as such the pictures can only appeal to non-white, non-christian, homosexuals. And some of the captions are in German! Raise the terror level! This is an attack on everything America stands for!
2004-03-26 01:56:26 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

Topical, no?
2004-03-26 01:58:57 AM  
those boobies are as big as my head. I have a small head though, but if my head was a boobie, it would be big.
2004-03-26 01:58:58 AM  
She looks rediculous. I'd choose one of about 5,000 college girls in my town before I'd touch that freak.
d23 [TotalFark]
2004-03-26 01:59:07 AM  
this link (NSFW) says that Lolo Ferrari died by suicide, an overdose.

Another urban myth busted.
2004-03-26 02:01:33 AM  
Another urban myth busted.

No pun intended I'm sure. :)
2004-03-26 02:03:27 AM  
Really. Really. Not. Attractive. I. Wonder. How. Many. More. Periods. I. Can. Use. Before. It. Gets. Annoying.
2004-03-26 02:03:29 AM  
Gross. Just f*cking gross.
That woman is going to regret those huge knockers soon enough- the first time her back gives up and she'll need help to stand up...
I prefer quality, not quantity.
d23 [TotalFark]
2004-03-26 02:05:22 AM  
or was Lolo killed?

a freak even in death.. holy tamolie.
2004-03-26 02:05:23 AM  
Looks like I'm going to have to share an anecdote with you all.

Britney Spears looks like crap in paparazzi photos.

I met her in real life 2 weeks ago. She started talking, and I ejaculated on the spot.

Point being... just because you get some unflattering picture, doesn't mean you have to play fairy and pretend like you wouldn't hit her over and over if you had the chance.
2004-03-26 02:07:26 AM  
I second white's comment. Katie Price has never looked attractive and is the definition of skank.
d23 [TotalFark]
2004-03-26 02:08:13 AM  
Britney Spears looks like crap in paparazzi photos.

I met her in real life 2 weeks ago. She started talking, and I ejaculated on the spot.

I know a guy that met her and supposedly tried the "nice shoes, wanna fark?" pick up line on her.

Apparently she and her body guards didn't care for that much.
2004-03-26 02:08:17 AM  
I agree. I prefer quality over quantity.... quan-tity?
2004-03-26 02:09:21 AM  
I met her to try to convince her to come for a political youth rally in Oregon. She's part of MTV's "rock-the-vote", and apparently, the contract said she couldn't participate in anything else political.
2004-03-26 02:15:41 AM  
I'm somewhat frightened by those breasts. They look as though they could kill man!
2004-03-26 02:17:01 AM  
Awful. Awful, awful, awful.

I spent a semester in London, and saw her on Page 3 many times (that's where she got 3 of some newspapers there have a topless picture of a hot woman, and she was the biggest "star" out of them)...back in 1998, before she got her 2029018494723937593 surgeries, she was amazingly gorgeous. Everything was in perfect proportion, and any man would have hit it again and again and again and again.

Then, she went and had monster truck tires implanted in her chest, and kittens everywhere sighed in relief.
2004-03-26 02:18:55 AM  

wow, poor sad lolo
2004-03-26 02:19:15 AM  
Boo. I expect real pr0n at 1 in the morning not a trekkie's wet dream. Bah I say, bah.
2004-03-26 02:31:08 AM  
Those pictures did nothing for me.
2004-03-26 02:32:38 AM  
2004-03-26 02:35:02 AM  
That's nasty.
2004-03-26 02:38:32 AM  
broadhouse: Bloody Hilarious. *golf clap*
2004-03-26 02:44:32 AM  
Unreal! When will pornstars finally unite and decide against the fake boobies? Los naturales are sooooooo much better!

She's still attractive, however. On a scale of 1-10, I'd still hit it as often as possible.
2004-03-26 02:48:23 AM  
Think she is compensating for something?
2004-03-26 03:00:40 AM  
Oh no! The baby will be scarred for life, having seen a bare breast!

(Get it? Because babies eat from them things.)
2004-03-26 03:23:06 AM  
I'd hit it.
2004-03-26 03:30:57 AM  
I've seen bigger....
2004-03-26 03:32:41 AM  
I was with it right up until the moment she rubbed seaweed on her yams.

Which was right away, so never I guess.
2004-03-26 03:37:32 AM  
So like...How much do you guys think them puppies weigh??

/glad I'm not the one that has to walk around with 'em.
2004-03-26 03:41:34 AM  
We could siphon off enough silicone from her to give ten women boobs.
2004-03-26 03:48:30 AM  
those "boobs" are moderately disgusting, stop posting that crap mods!
2004-03-26 03:49:14 AM  
They're not real, and they're not fantastic...
2004-03-26 03:50:47 AM  
I love these comment threads--I dunno whats funnier, the guys who are all drooly or the ones who are all full of righteous disgust at this chick's unnatural all looked at em, right? I wonder who the immature ones are.

Too funny.
2004-03-26 04:01:20 AM  
I agree. It amuses me to no end, the guys who couldn't get laid in a whorwhouse with a fistful of 50's, complaining about the "quality" of a boobies post. Most of them wouldn't make it to the point of touching the "horrible, misshapen" titties.

P.S. My wife is 36D, au naturel. I am an extremely happy man. Yes, I have pics. No, you may not see them. :)
2004-03-26 04:03:25 AM  
I should add:
I have absolutely no problem with breat enhancement. My motto has always been, "Real? Fake? They all taste the same." :)
2004-03-26 04:20:16 AM  
What i find funny are the guys who feel they have something to prove and post about how hot their wives / girlfriends are. Like anyone here gives a shiat. Who are you hoping to impress?

Yes, anyone who doesn't like these boobies is an unwashed loser who will never know the love of a woman. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Maybe some of us just don't feel the need to crow about how much action we're getting.

2004-03-26 04:28:50 AM  
I don't think she's horrible-looking at all, just someone who'd look loads better with pro make-up, airbrushing, and good lighting. Just remember, it doesn't take any balls to be the one sitting in front of the monitor. She seems to be quite pleased with herself...just relish the goodness!
2004-03-26 04:35:48 AM  
I'm married, brother. I can assure you, I am NOT bragging about the action I'm getting. Why the hell else would I be posting at 4:30 in the damned morning? :)
2004-03-26 04:36:21 AM  
Frankly, I'd hit it.
2004-03-26 04:36:46 AM  
GoPissUpARope: P.S. My wife is 36D, au naturel. I am an extremely happy man. Yes, I have pics. No, you may not see them. :)

Don't brag about them unless she's willing to show them.

Where is MadFoo2 when we need her?
2004-03-26 04:39:19 AM  
Katie Jordan Price frolics on a html page with her freakishly large ASCII Boobs... sorry, i mean ASCII Babes. :p
2004-03-26 04:39:22 AM  
Look...she really is pretty but Plastic Surgery and Breast Feeding just DO NOT go together.

/Courtney Love should have used Jordan's doctor
2004-03-26 04:42:26 AM  
Search Emule for her homevideo's better than Paris Hilton...but not much.
2004-03-26 04:42:28 AM  
I have a bad habit of laughing at fat people. Not plump but fat ie rolls of fat or triple chins. I don't know why but as soon as I see them I can't help it I just giggle. I do not do it to be cruel infact I will turn my head a quickly walk in the other direction so they cannot see me. If I see a picture of them or any image I start to feel the giggle rising in me so if I'm near people I will turn my head I'm quite ashamed of by inability to be mature. But to me the way they look is so weird and abnormal it initiates a response of extreme nervousness and agitation which is expressed throught the having to giggle.

I had the same response to this woman.
2004-03-26 05:04:07 AM  
Why's everyone so hyped up about the baby? It's a BOOBIES post. Boobies are for babies! There should be more babies in boobies posts. Not that I'm into that.
2004-03-26 06:47:11 AM  
Well, it's farked but fake boobies make the passionate baby Jebus cry anyway.
2004-03-26 06:55:12 AM  
Take into account the practical (NSFW) aspects of big boobies.
2004-03-26 06:56:01 AM

The php to make it all pretty is farked, but the image directory is world readable...
2004-03-26 07:17:21 AM  
If ya' don' like sillycon, there's always these's (NSFW-No really, I mean it).
2004-03-26 07:34:42 AM  
I love these comment threads--I dunno whats funnier, the guys who are all drooly or the ones who are all full of righteous disgust at this chick's unnatural all looked at em, right? I wonder who the immature ones are

Righteous disgust at her unnatural state? Complete BS! More
like digust at her ugly-ass completely unproportional waterballoons. It's all about her looks and i have to agree with former posters, she looks like she had f*cking truck tires implanted in her chest.
I got nothing against big boobies (obviously) but these just look nasty..
2004-03-26 08:01:43 AM  
Pseudo Psy

Doesn't anyone have a copy of that picture in which the woman's nipples are NOT airbrushed out?
2004-03-26 08:03:05 AM  
gilmoure -

I'm blind! Blind!

You owe me two new eyes.
2004-03-26 08:12:24 AM  
Ya beat me to it OldMan!
2004-03-26 08:13:58 AM  
No life jacket required
2004-03-26 08:26:29 AM  
I love you Jordan
2004-03-26 08:37:04 AM  
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Guess it's farked...
2004-03-26 08:42:35 AM  
Sorry, Emperor-Jay. Here.(NSFW)
2004-03-26 08:43:25 AM  
Whoo-hoo! My first greenlight!

2004-03-26 08:46:45 AM  
Have you ever been in a room with Jordan's boobs? The nips follow you wherever you go. It's a rush.
2004-03-26 08:47:11 AM  
2004-03-26 08:47:32 AM  
FARKED.... any mirrors?
2004-03-26 08:48:25 AM  
Gilmoure that is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

Pissed myself
2004-03-26 08:52:20 AM  
DaCricket -

I'd say about a stone apiece.

- Showing off that he learned something on Fark yesterday. :)
2004-03-26 08:56:11 AM  
I agree... we need mirrors.
2004-03-26 08:56:35 AM  
You guys are all retarded, those are not freakishly huge. Clearly you don't recall the nastiness from teh 80s that was Wendy Whoppers.
2004-03-26 09:01:19 AM  
She's much more interesting in her home-movie pr0n, if you have Kazaa etc.
2004-03-26 09:07:02 AM  
Well since it's farked, I found this site that offers wallpapers of her. The link opens in a new window and is NSFW.
2004-03-26 09:09:29 AM  
From that link by d23.. made me larf out loud.

"Her mammoth breasts, designed by an aircraft engineer, held three litres of surgical serum each. She had difficulty breathing, could not sleep on her stomach or back, and was afraid of flying because she thought they might explode."

Now *that's* journalism!
2004-03-26 09:09:50 AM  
She was hotter when she had her natural boobies, if you ask me. Unfortunately, it's getting tougher and tougher (or perhaps harder and harder) to find pre-boob job photos of her. But here's one example:


Anyone else agree??
2004-03-26 09:11:48 AM  

I agree, she used to be good-looking with a nice figure. Now, she's a freak of nature.
2004-03-26 09:14:17 AM  
gilmoure you BASTARD!!!.. my eyes.. my poor poor eyes... i showed the gf those pics.. even SHE was sickened by them!!!

pcvzeno yes.. the before picture is ALOT better than the after.. why is it women seem to think getting them bigger is better?? i saw use what your maker gave you....
2004-03-26 09:14:19 AM  
Even I'D say no to that. She's probably got a vagina like a wizard's sleeve.
2004-03-26 09:17:09 AM  
And just for the record, I'm not one of those guys who's always biatching about boob jobs. Sometimes they can help. But not in this case. No siree.

/would still hit it post-augmentation
2004-03-26 09:20:09 AM  
Science has ohce again gone too far.
2004-03-26 09:21:15 AM  

At least the "h" looks like a "n"
2004-03-26 09:22:33 AM  
No boobies make COS no happy.
2004-03-26 09:36:01 AM  
As I remember (not British so not too up on all this) they tried to make her leave I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here because her breasts would've exploded in the heat.
2004-03-26 09:47:18 AM  
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2004-03-26 09:48:01 AM  
If this chick were a magic eye poster she would put eyes out! Her boobs all by themselves would look great but my first reaction was that somebody had used PS to zoom in on them and paste them on her body. My second reaction was to the seaweed pics... i thought "My God, she has nipple cancer."
2004-03-26 09:48:05 AM  
ShakeMachine - Even I'D say no to that. She's probably got a vagina like a wizard's sleeve.

HA!! First LOL of the day! :-)

Thank you.
2004-03-26 09:50:28 AM  
ninjaoftheworld - I love these comment threads--I dunno whats funnier, the guys who are all drooly or the ones who are all full of righteous disgust

I'd say the righteous ones, because you're funny, and you're trying to be righteous.
2004-03-26 09:50:44 AM  
sorry, but I don't see the appeal of this woman. If you ever saw a pic without makeup or listened to what's going on between her ears she is even less each his own, I suppose...
2004-03-26 10:03:29 AM  
Only the front page is farked. Hit the images:

and keep incrementing the URL to 27.
2004-03-26 10:11:24 AM  
Nah, them ain't big
Some dancer somewhere has got gazongas so big she can't drive or run. These are just big. No more.
2004-03-26 10:12:24 AM  

The server isn't farked, there's just some problem with that index page that the link points to. Here is the page of the server's directory with just the pics in it

Server directory

I'm not sure if this page is technically NSFW, since there are no images on this page, but the links on the page are NSFW - opens in new window.

BTW, whats the deal with the poo on her nipples??

2004-03-26 10:28:28 AM  


I forgot to mention: DAMN! Those are some

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2004-03-26 10:54:54 AM  
I think it should be common practice for someone to post a SFW pics so we who are at work know whether or not to risk our jobs looking at the picture.
Is that reasonable?
2004-03-26 11:01:17 AM (NSFW)

Good god, man. Her mammaries are decomposing before our eyes!

"She gives head, Jim."
2004-03-26 11:07:34 AM  
GIS for "Freakishly Large":

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2004-03-26 11:08:11 AM  
I have to say that whe was better with the smaller chest... Fact is... Once you've sucked on big boobs, they're not as exciting as they were before you got to suck them... or something.

I'm gonna call my wife for a lunchtime quickie now... I'm horny.
2004-03-26 11:13:44 AM  
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2004-03-26 11:17:55 AM  
SFW picture.. although you might get a dirty look from the boss, sorry.

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2004-03-26 11:19:59 AM  
Broadhouse you made me laugh my ass off. Excellent!
2004-03-26 11:27:16 AM  
The Price is Right, Bob! I'd hit it!
2004-03-26 11:32:14 AM  
So, is sticker's pic pre boob job? I like big boobs sure, just not freakishly large ones that are out of proportion.
2004-03-26 11:37:25 AM  
I actually liked the one (non)Boobies that had Great face shots (not those face shots) of hot chicks.

A nice break from the cube farm hell.
2004-03-26 11:45:27 AM  
*wah* the page won't open. I broke teh intarweb!!

Seriously. Skanky, but hot. I'd hit it but I'd at least single bag first.
2004-03-26 11:52:54 AM  
Fuskered, for your fapping convenience (sorry, no html skills)...very obviously NSFW
2004-03-26 12:01:53 PM  
so who is this broad?
and why is there seaweed covering those monsters.
2004-03-26 12:05:20 PM  

I've seen bigger...
2004-03-26 12:15:47 PM  
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I'm pretty sure they're bigger now though...
2004-03-26 12:22:19 PM  
Damn. Now that's a tittie!
2004-03-26 12:28:29 PM  
Her face scares me a bit, but there's nothing a paper bag wouldn't fix.
2004-03-26 12:33:17 PM  
I think she looked better before the inflation, but even now they still look good.

Pre-OP Jordan NSFW (New Window).
2004-03-26 12:40:07 PM  

I totally agree with you. Those things she's got now aren't even sexual. She looks like a side-show freak.
2004-03-26 12:51:08 PM  
This girl needs to have her head examined for getting implants (that look so ridiculous) when she started out looking like this (NSFW new window)
2004-03-26 01:01:20 PM  
Here's some not-so-biggun's (NSFW).

The wonders of science!

Better livin' through chemistry!

Mary-Ann! Ginger! Where are you?
2004-03-26 01:57:04 PM

more dolled up, airbrushed pics of jordan... and other boobies for your farking pleasure (NSFW)
2004-03-26 02:17:43 PM  
Gilmoure, thankyou. I now realise I have lovely boobs. That pair are plain nasty Pre and Post.

As for Jordan, where is her arse?? The size of her tits just make her butt look totally flat. As far as I am concerned.

Still, it is harsh about her kid. The little chap's nearly blind, and also may have some kind of growth problem. Nobody deserves that.
2004-03-26 02:47:59 PM  
2004-03-26 03:08:40 PM  
Who care, I'd hit it. It's not like theres going to be any commitment or anything.

/As if had a chance
2004-03-26 03:26:52 PM  

Actually, I've been playing to the forum on this one. Personally, as long as a woman's intelligent, laid back and cool, I'm attracted to her. The size of her specialized sweat glands (i.e. breasts) really has nothing to do with whether 'I'd hit it' or not. Despite all the posturing on Fark, I imagine most men (and women, if that's their thing) are like that as well. Too much make up and phoney boobs are just sad.
2004-03-26 04:01:20 PM  
for sure, but it's always nice to realise what god gave me isn't as bad as I'd thought.

And speaking from both sides of the coin, I've been overweight, lost it, and I get hit on alot more now than when I was 15 stone. I'm still the same person! I'm not denigrating your opinion but unfortunately looks do count.

But you're talking about boobs. Or 'Specialized sweat glands' lol. But I thought they were milk glands?
2004-03-26 04:28:57 PM  
Boobs are kind of like sex. When they're good, they're damn good. And when they're bad, they're still pretty good. Boobs are cool!

As for weight, I guess a lot of people are hung up about it. Back when I was single, I never seemed to lack fun company. Guess I just wasn't picky enough. Everyone else must have really given me bad marks for picking up not-popular-enough-to-be-hot chicks and having lots of sex. Oh darn, how can I hold my head up high, knowing that others have 'better' taste than me and were not having sex that night while I was.

I know it is more difficult for women as physical appearence does play a greater part in society judgment (Sean Connery vs. Maggie Smith; who's still a sex symbol?). A friend of mine's saving up for major liposuction. I feel bad that she feels she has to go to such lengths to get by in life.

I read somewhere that mammary glands developed out of specialized sweat glands. Guess we're all drinking modified cow sweat in our hot cocoa.
2004-03-26 04:40:06 PM  
my theory is that the boobs guys like most, are the ones they get to touch and play with.
2004-03-26 05:06:36 PM  

Have you told your friend she doesn't need it? That she is beautiful as she is?

I am NEVER drinking milk again. Ever. Sweat milk. Ew.
2004-03-26 07:59:11 PM  
Warning: main(): Safe_mode.c: Access to [/var/www/] for [/var/www/] is forbidden in /var/www/ on line 26

Warning: main(): Access forbidden! in /var/www/ on line 26

Warning: main(/var/www/ failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /var/www/ on line 26

Warning: main(): Failed opening '/var/www/' for inclusion (include_path='/var/www/') in /var/www/ on line 26

Fatal error: Call to undefined function: selector() in /var/www/ on line 8
2004-03-26 08:23:12 PM  
She's not that huge. The "other" Jordan is bigger - the blonde one currently in the news. So are so many other models. There are some true freak shows out there. At lease her knees still get wet when she takes a shower.

What *is* amazing is how big they got from such humble beginnings. I had a pic of her from yonks, she was pretty flat-chested back in "the day" before the melon enhancements.

It seemed to happen in stages, too - they didn't get that big just from one session with the Melon Man. This pic is from some time in the middle of the growth period: (SFW)
2004-03-26 08:33:55 PM  
Warning: main(): Safe_mode.c: Access to [/var/www/] for [/var/www/] is forbidden in /var/www/ on line 26

Warning: main(): Access forbidden! in /var/www/ on line 26

Warning: main(/var/www/ failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /var/www/ on line 26

Warning: main(): Failed opening '/var/www/' for inclusion (include_path='/var/www/') in /var/www/ on line 26

Fatal error: Call to undefined function: selector() in /var/www/ on line 8

It's funny because I can picture what the server looks like!
2004-03-26 09:37:14 PM  

Of course I have, though in her case, she does have some legitimate medical concerns and she's also approaching 40. Heart disease is the #1 killer of women in the US, primarily because it's under-diagnosed.
2004-03-26 10:42:15 PM  
It isn't 'poo' on her breasts. It is seaweed.
2004-03-28 12:56:34 AM  
for the love of god someone post a mirror to those pics! the pages return a 404 now and so do the direct links to pics...

please! or just e-mail 'em to nitto[nospam-﹫-backwards]itanigi­d*o­rg

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