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(Some Guy) Boobies Great gazongas: Katie Jordan Price frolics on a beach with her freakishly large fake boobs (not safe for work)   ( divider line 210
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2004-03-26 01:20:31 AM  
NeedlesslyCanadian: Hey, the goosebumps on her stomach spell "Yahweh"! /nothing

No no... you don't got nothing. You made me laugh. Great reference !
/off to buy a new keyboard
2004-03-26 01:21:42 AM  
Those are freakishly large boobs-
2004-03-26 01:21:48 AM  
Duckydos: She's kinda hot in the exotic sense, in her pictures she has alot of different looks to her. But from those pictures, I think I would pass.

2004-03-26 01:21:55 AM  
Her surgeon is an artistic genius.

2004-03-26 01:23:22 AM  
she's hot in a "all of god's creatures are hot" kind of way.
2004-03-26 01:25:58 AM  
ENOUGH of the flat-chested - GIVE US BOOBIES!
2004-03-26 01:26:03 AM  
Yes, indeed Mizike. I'd love to pound her in the ass.
2004-03-26 01:27:08 AM  
I don't really get how this can be found attractive. Fake boobs aren't even actually boobs to begin with.. they're as much "breasts" as the ones on mannequins, they just happen to be wrapped in skin and have nipples.
I, for one, prefer actual breasts over mannequins.
Nothing against big ones.. as long as they A) aren't uber-saggy and B) are actually breasts and nots bags of silicone or saline.
2004-03-26 01:27:39 AM  
I wonder if when she takes her top off the tide comes in
2004-03-26 01:28:31 AM  
2004-03-26 01:28:54 AM  
At least is there was an emergency like a boat capsizing she could put those melons to good use as life preservers.
2004-03-26 01:29:51 AM  
why is she rubbing poop on her boobs? is that supposed to be attractive?
2004-03-26 01:31:31 AM  
nothing that is not real exists.
2004-03-26 01:32:33 AM  
Holy Freakishly Large Fake Boobs, Batman! I'd Hit It (if there wasn't that whole homoeroticism thing going on)
2004-03-26 01:34:15 AM  
I just don't understand why any woman would have her breasts augmented to cartoonish sizes. The only possible reason I can forsee is that they are attention whores. I don't have a problem with chicks with fake boobs as long as they don't look freakish. I'm not saying that this woman isn't attractive but the boobs the size of her head are a turnoff for me.

/more than likely wouldn't hit it
2004-03-26 01:34:34 AM  
Is she the one that had a baby with a soccer player?? That poor kid.
2004-03-26 01:35:02 AM  
unnaturally huge boobs = ugly. I'd give her a 5 cause other than her freakishly nasty boobs she isn't too bad.

Flat chested is bad, but ackwardly-front-heavy is bad too :(
2004-03-26 01:35:52 AM  
You freaky piece of shiat! You never mow another man's lawn!

/all your silicone are belong to us
2004-03-26 01:35:58 AM  
Would you not prefer the luxury of man made pillows, to nature's solution of flat dirt and grass?
2004-03-26 01:36:08 AM  
I'd hit it too.... but I think I'd need air tanks to get some boobage action.. Don't wanna sufficate and wind up on some fark headline..

[Dumbass] Farker Sufficates Self, Forgetting To Bring Airtanks When Sexing Up Katie Jordan Price...

2004-03-26 01:36:26 AM  
I'd take her over the current personals girl. When your five favorite things are music, phone calls, a brush, and hair dye, you have problems.

So I'd hit it, but only after borrowing Frink's debigulator.
2004-03-26 01:37:49 AM  
I really hope some of you guys are kidding. It'd be blatently homsexual not to want to try and get a hand around those enormous jugs.

I'd hit it and steal her bra to mount as a trophy on my wall.
2004-03-26 01:38:14 AM  
implants are ugly in general, but huge oversized ones are just plain gross.. does she actually think that looks good? i'll stick with nicely shaped naturals thanks, no beachballs
2004-03-26 01:41:48 AM  
LOL, caption better than boobies.
2004-03-26 01:42:58 AM  
agree 100% Sizlak. unnaturally-large fake boobs are just fugly.

Why not just grope a beach-ball instead? It's probebly more real than her boobies.

A cup bad
B cup okay I guess
C cup good!
D cup okay... better than B.
DD cup okay I guess
Beach-Ball cup - ugly.
2004-03-26 01:43:25 AM  
Ugly as fark
2004-03-26 01:44:15 AM  
Actually I don't think those breasts look too big, just on the verge but still looks humanly possible. They aren't freakish in my opinion. Her face and the rest of her are very nice. I usually hate fake tits, but I'd hit her over and over again.
2004-03-26 01:44:56 AM  
Aww, a cute little baby!
2004-03-26 01:45:29 AM  
I'm not picky

/would hit it 2 times. likes those boobies too, but would prefer real boobies
2004-03-26 01:45:57 AM eye is stinging now..
2004-03-26 01:46:02 AM  
I play with natural DD's, at least theres some motion in that "ocean". If ya know what i mean.
2004-03-26 01:46:05 AM  
Check out the one where she is sucking her stomach in. It's like rib, rib, rib, GIANT BOOB! like a damn Giger painting.
2004-03-26 01:47:21 AM  
what a maroon.
on a good note, in 10 years she'll look like E.T. with saggy orangutan boobies.
2004-03-26 01:47:37 AM  
Real Man's scale:

A-cup good
B-cup good
C-cup better
D-cup best
DD-cup bester
E-cup besterer

Yeah. The ass-bra sizing is similar.
2004-03-26 01:47:47 AM  
2004-03-26 01:50:46 AM  
what was the name of that batfaced monster-mammed eurotrosity... Lolo Ferrari, that was it, check her out. She died when her tits exploded at high altitude over Bratislav.
2004-03-26 01:52:53 AM

this is who Jordan wants to be
2004-03-26 01:53:37 AM  
Haha! Giger painting indeed. But I would hit that SO hard.
2004-03-26 01:55:13 AM  
Is this hosted on a French site? As we all know, France is the antithesis of America and as such the pictures can only appeal to non-white, non-christian, homosexuals. And some of the captions are in German! Raise the terror level! This is an attack on everything America stands for!
2004-03-26 01:56:26 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

Topical, no?
2004-03-26 01:58:57 AM  
those boobies are as big as my head. I have a small head though, but if my head was a boobie, it would be big.
2004-03-26 01:58:58 AM  
She looks rediculous. I'd choose one of about 5,000 college girls in my town before I'd touch that freak.
d23 [TotalFark]
2004-03-26 01:59:07 AM  
this link (NSFW) says that Lolo Ferrari died by suicide, an overdose.

Another urban myth busted.
2004-03-26 02:01:33 AM  
Another urban myth busted.

No pun intended I'm sure. :)
2004-03-26 02:03:27 AM  
Really. Really. Not. Attractive. I. Wonder. How. Many. More. Periods. I. Can. Use. Before. It. Gets. Annoying.
2004-03-26 02:03:29 AM  
Gross. Just f*cking gross.
That woman is going to regret those huge knockers soon enough- the first time her back gives up and she'll need help to stand up...
I prefer quality, not quantity.
d23 [TotalFark]
2004-03-26 02:05:22 AM  
or was Lolo killed?

a freak even in death.. holy tamolie.
2004-03-26 02:05:23 AM  
Looks like I'm going to have to share an anecdote with you all.

Britney Spears looks like crap in paparazzi photos.

I met her in real life 2 weeks ago. She started talking, and I ejaculated on the spot.

Point being... just because you get some unflattering picture, doesn't mean you have to play fairy and pretend like you wouldn't hit her over and over if you had the chance.
2004-03-26 02:07:26 AM  
I second white's comment. Katie Price has never looked attractive and is the definition of skank.
d23 [TotalFark]
2004-03-26 02:08:13 AM  
Britney Spears looks like crap in paparazzi photos.

I met her in real life 2 weeks ago. She started talking, and I ejaculated on the spot.

I know a guy that met her and supposedly tried the "nice shoes, wanna fark?" pick up line on her.

Apparently she and her body guards didn't care for that much.
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