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(Denver Post)   Dog has sex change, says, "Now it just feels right"   (denverpost.com) divider line 120
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2004-03-25 11:17:37 AM
Zaphod42- (this is for you)

You might want to spray some PAM on this porch...
 
2004-03-25 11:17:59 AM
If that situation ever arose, where it came down to my penis or my life. Someone please just put me down.
 
2004-03-25 11:18:13 AM
So does this dog now have to shave its legs, learn to walk differently, wear dresses?

/just askin'
 
2004-03-25 11:18:28 AM
When I was a kid I owned a Labby that played with bowling balls..until he lost his.
 
2004-03-25 11:26:24 AM
damn u 420 Sniper!!
i have about 1,000 dog/animal pics at home. u win for now..
but i have some great ones.

i have a great pic of my doberman looking VERY quizzical.. damnit!!
 
2004-03-25 11:27:08 AM
The boob job is probably going to kill him.
 
2004-03-25 11:28:06 AM
The owner should be Dick Slapped. Who would give a farking dog a sex change? Just castrate him and get it over with.
 
2004-03-25 11:31:52 AM
My boy Jackson says, "No sex change here, thank you very much."
 
2004-03-25 11:39:03 AM
Gonna have to train him/her to squat when he/she pees.

/thinkin'
 
2004-03-25 11:46:11 AM
"Veterinarians at Colorado State University examined Charlie and decided a penile amputation was the only way to save his life"

Now isn't that cruelty to animals. I know I wouldn't want to live without my penis!
 
2004-03-25 11:48:52 AM
And then there's the attentive w/ tongue-up-the-nose look:



btw - she does enjoy performing the ol' dry-hump on our little beagle.
 
2004-03-25 11:50:11 AM


can't see it here, but the fawn one had to have a leg removed due to neglectful asshat "owners"
 
2004-03-25 11:50:43 AM
"I just wish we could do to people what they sometimes do to animals."

Agreed 150%
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2004-03-25 11:17:31 AM LawTalkingGuy
Thanks for the quizzical dog picture - it never ceases to crack me up!!!

Everyone else... keep posting doggie pictures - it's a nice way to pass the time.

/can't post pictures for shiat/
 
2004-03-25 11:50:53 AM
hmmm...it threw away my image because it was unfetchable... anyway...

And then there's the attentive w/ tongue-up-the-nose look:



btw - she does enjoy performing the ol' dry-hump on our little beagle.
 
2004-03-25 11:50:59 AM
Thanks, LawTalkingGuy! I thought QD had been banned. Glad to see that he's still legal.

You know, I used to think he was a German Shepherd. Now I think he is a Belgian Malinois like the poor doggie in the article.
 
2004-03-25 11:53:28 AM
Selected excerpts from the story (my comments in italics):

"But the more serious injury was to his penis, which had suffered frostbite and infection."
That's just....Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

"It doesn't look like it now, but he's a pretty lucky dog,"
You just lost your pecker to frostbite. That kind of luck comes in only one flavor. Bad

"Greeley police are considering charging Charlie's former owners with a crime, Beckle said."

OK. This is coming from a cat person no less. That dog's owner should have dry ice put on his willy and see how they like it.
 
2004-03-25 11:58:44 AM
AuntofDogface

/can't post pictures for shiat/

took me 4 tries after looking it up on google, but FINALLY.

 
2004-03-25 12:02:00 PM
CONSIDERING charging the former owners with a crime?

It's time to consider firing whatever police haven't acted on it already & hiring someone else. God only knows what else is going on there if that's the best they can do. Time to take the thumb out of their collective ass & go do their damned jobs, already.
 
2004-03-25 12:04:00 PM
My dog is transgendered. I'm sure of it. Sometimes she squats when she pees. Other times she does the male thing and lifts her leg. It's cool, though. We live in NYC.
 
2004-03-25 12:09:01 PM
I blame gay dog marriage.

/santorum was right
 
2004-03-25 12:09:21 PM
Anybody catch the following on the main Denver Post page?

Bryant and his attorneys arrived at the Eagle County courthouse and entered by a back door...
 
2004-03-25 12:10:12 PM
Dog has sex change, says, "Now it just feels right"

I'm wondering why nobody is impressed that the dog can speak English.
 
2004-03-25 12:10:25 PM


They cut off his wha-wha-wha?!
 
2004-03-25 12:14:13 PM
God, I love dogs, especially my dachshund, Nick. They are just ... plain ... innocent.

I really hate to hear of animals being abused. I once saved a po lil pup, who's previous owners had tied a bandana around his neck when he was a puppy. Well, the puppy grew, and the bandana was ABSORBED partially into his skin. I was in a murderous rage when I found him, and saw that. But he was about the sweetest lil mutt I'd ever met. My vet did the surgery gratis, and I gave him to my uncle, who lives on the north shore, and has a HUGE farm. I still see him once in a while. The happiest, sweetest BEING I have ever run into. You could say he went from the sewer to the doggie penthouse.

From the article:

"Through all of this, Charlie has just remained a sweetheart," Beckle said. "I just wish we could do to people what they sometimes do to animals."

Amen to that statement.
 
2004-03-25 12:15:27 PM
BTW, these are great dog pics on this thread. Wish I had one of Nick I could post.

(We call him Nicholas the Flatulent.)
 
2004-03-25 12:18:12 PM
MooseBayou

I've seen the same, but with a metal chain. Once on a boxer, and once on a german shepard. AWFUL. I hope your guy is still enjoying his penthouse.
 
2004-03-25 12:20:10 PM
(We call him Nicholas the Flatulent.)

my first boxer could also clear a room. He has some major SBD's!
 
lbn
2004-03-25 12:26:12 PM
You dog wants cock.
 
2004-03-25 12:28:09 PM
My dog Fester (having been done some time ago) sends his sympathies...

 
2004-03-25 12:37:26 PM
Am I the only person who crossed his legs when he read the words "Penile Amputation"?
 
2004-03-25 12:39:42 PM
Greetings dog lovers. Don't allow your dogs to run loose!!

Hopefully this will make just one person give it some thought. Last Sunday night, a dog was in the opposing traffic lane, it looked like a rotweiller. It was hit by a car, walked right into the front of a white trans-am that was traveling at the speed limit of 40mph. It traumatized everyone in my car and there was not one thing any of us could do to stop it. The other driver never saw the dog. The bone crushing crunch of impact will be in their minds for a while. This was not the driver's fault, or the dog's fault. It was the "owner's" fault for letting the dog run stray. If the other driver would have seen the dog and taken evasive action, he would have hit the car in front of me head on and caused a three vehicle collision. There was a fatality from this very same scenario a month ago.

Pet owners have the utmost responsibility for their pets, no excuses.
 
2004-03-25 12:39:44 PM
2004-03-25 12:20:10 PM foxboxchic


(We call him Nicholas the Flatulent.)

my first boxer could also clear a room. He has some major SBD's!

***********

Heh heh. SBD's. Haven't heard that in a while.

We also call him "Bhopal" when it gets real bad.
 
2004-03-25 12:44:41 PM
I'm surprised no one's made any "who's a biatch now" type jokes... or have the mods deleted them?

/owners should be tarred + feathered
 
2004-03-25 12:48:28 PM
this is an infuriating article... i'm a veterinarian. There are a number of instances where it becomes medically necessary to amputate a penis (male cats with repeated urinary obstructions, for instance). To term it a "sex change" is absurd, and a dumb attempt at sensationalization of an otherwise mundane case. It is this same skewed logic that results in the hordes of insecure men who refuse to neuter their male dogs despite the health benefits and population control concerns.
 
2004-03-25 12:49:26 PM
Gawd , everybody has "green eyed" dogs . . .

My 5 year old female Rott has always lifted her leg when she pisses . . . Is this unusual ??



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2004-03-25 12:49:53 PM
 
2004-03-25 12:51:59 PM
MooseBayou and foxboxchic -

Can you pool your money to get me a new monitor and keyboard? ;) There's water all over mine! My woob, Sam, has a new trick - she puts her head on the floor with her butt in the air and then....woooosh, toxic cloud. It's the Upside Down Special! gotta love the woofers (and wish I could post a pic), that's for sure...
 
2004-03-25 12:53:51 PM
2004-03-25 12:39:42 PM wildearp

My last dachshund (Doc) was hit on a residential road, by a vehicle that was doing about 60 (Speed Limit 25). He was trained off the leash, and we never thought twice about it. I witnessed the hit. I saw him duck just before impact, and I knew that he knew that it was over. I scooped him up, and he died in my arms. The vehicle never stopped, though I knew he was aware, because the brakes squealed.

My heart broke. Two years later, I still re-live that evening.

I will never again let my dog off the leash, outside of my yard.

Man, I miss that boy. One of the very few dogs I ever met that could smile. (Grinning front teeth.) The whole neighborhood mourned with me, and helped me get over it.

Hardest thing I have ever been through.
 
2004-03-25 12:55:13 PM
greyseal

It is this same skewed logic that results in the hordes of insecure men who refuse to neuter their male dogs despite the health benefits and population control concerns.

Amen! I love the phrase "aww, man, I couldn't do that to mah dawg, just ain't right. it'd be like cuttin' off my own" and be sure to read that sentence with your best southern accent.
 
2004-03-25 12:55:27 PM
GOLOG:[...]
My 5 year old female Rott has always lifted her leg when she pisses . . . Is this unusual ??

Only if she lifts more than one at the same time.
 
2004-03-25 01:00:20 PM
foxboxchic

All sorts of people utter that phrase. Even once the dog is 11 years old with a prostate the size of a softball, they STILL don't want to have it done. These people can't own anything that isn't an extension of their penis.

And, for the record... I'm a male.
 
2004-03-25 01:00:40 PM
FacelessMaster

Hoorah!
 
2004-03-25 01:03:46 PM
greyseal
I believe you. I am in rescue and these are the same people who need to "get rid of their dawg" for many ridiculous reason and act like neuter/spay is more cruel then neglect and abandonment.
 
2004-03-25 01:05:51 PM
I looooooooooooove chocolate, but I can't eat it because then I'll get fat. But it's sooooooooo good.

/Brian Griffin
 
2004-03-25 01:07:32 PM
klarcman

Love that episode...
 
2004-03-25 01:19:43 PM
sasbazooka

Am I the only person who crossed his legs when he read the words "Penile Amputation"?

I had a little crotchel anxiety when i read that too.
 
2004-03-25 01:25:54 PM


We'll cut off your johnson!
 
2004-03-25 01:27:42 PM
dude, does it look like a woman lives here, the toilet seat was up, man!

love that movie.
 
2004-03-25 01:31:48 PM


Brandy
 
2004-03-25 01:39:16 PM
Isn't it a requirement to cross dress for a year before having such an operation?
 
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